Tuesday, February 3rd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix


The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.

Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!

Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!

Posted by: Michael K


missy's picture

LAnd, were buddies on there already :) Sooo I should give her a shout out on my own!!!

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bitchette's picture

next time my boss says
'fancy making a cup of tea?"
i'm going to spit in it.

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missy's picture

breakdown, if you are really going to go to that place, the sunken level of big black and white tiles is what you are looking for.

there will be a big monument in the actual square, but go west to find the "Plattan"

PLATTAN = DRUG SUPERMARKET!
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missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:13pm

She has a CrackSpace page....

You want?

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omg, love anderson, THANK YOU, that was so funny!!

give my love to aphid!!

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paris herpes's picture

LA, Cluster Fudge sounds fab, maybe put some clusters of chocolate covered peanuts or almonds...mmmmmm!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

hysteria, i thought you wrote "your cat"....how hilarious! a cartful of drugs for some gay old times!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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paris herpes, not crack. but there are so many other choices!

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Cluster Fudge is my favorite.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:01pm.

Thanks, LA! OMG! Those are HILARIOUS!! I can't pick just one. (but I will)

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"Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl"

lol

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paris herpes's picture

breakdown, sounds like a nightmare to me. just go to that supermarket and by some drugs for your troubles...

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Hysteria, are you gonna blow crack smoke in your kitty's face or what?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:01pm.
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LMFAO @ "Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl"

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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:54pm.

NICE!! Thanks for sharing!

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missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:00pm.

Klarabergsviadukten

- Now, say that word ten times fast.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Hahahahaha, Aphid just emailed me this:

Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.
Terrific!

For George W. they asked for suggestions from the public. What would YOU
name an ice cream in "honor" of W??

Here are some of their favorite responses:

- Grape Depression
- The Housing Crunch
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker . . . Swirl
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese's-cession
- Cookie D'oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
- I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with
nuts

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:00pm.

missy fucking sherlock holmes!!
does the m mean meters?

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Molotov:

I have already woken up 12 hours later in the bed of some random Swede and I was so thrangled by the drink I had forgotten where in the world I was. And then I got kicked out cuz her parents were on the way over to her house.

And I am here for another week!

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BREAKDOWN

dude youre only 0.6 km from it....

its called Sergel's Torg

Stockholm Central Station Sweden

1. Head west toward Klarabergsviadukten 81 m
2. Turn right at Klarabergsviadukten 51 m
3. Continue straight to stay on Klarabergsviadukten 0.2 km
4. Continue on Klarabergsgatan 0.2 km
5. Continue on Sergels torg 77 m

SUPERMARKET!!

good luck!

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bitchette's picture

i'm fucking hungry and i forgot about denny's free breaky!

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gyeah's picture

Hate to jump on trends but this is fucking epic.

FUCK is the new cowbell.

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THINK for one fucking second
Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You ARE crashing my scene.

missy's picture

breakdown you are right by it!!

hold up
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:51pm.
Reeter, I fuckin' loved that dictionary for MK's lexicon! It was totally awesome.

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I got lucky finding that. The fishticks thing has been bugging me. I figured it meant she was boring and drab...well, she is. : )

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Paris Herpes ~ when is your in-person interview? We will send a DListed prayer for you.

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best wishes and good luck to PH. try not to say FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK too often in the interview. ;P
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I was planning on getting a Free Grand Slam today, but after viewing the long lines on TV, I declined to get my fat on this morning. So I'm depressed.
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paris herpes's picture

smurf and everyone who congrated me, THANKS! I need to the self-esteem boost sometimes!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Reeter, I fuckin' loved that dictionary for MK's lexicon! It was totally awesome.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:45pm.
breakdown, "Sergel's Square is not only a supermarket for illegal substances"
SUPERMARKET OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES!!
it doesnt say "dangerous"!
well shit, I cant help you if you dont want to help yourself!
supermarket, man!
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ah ha ha ha dude. We so need to party, bc that was almost my exact reaction too.

TB, send one of your groupies, you know you have them!

Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts

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Misy:

I was kidding. I lived in NYC, so even if there IS crime here, I am sure it is mild.

But where the hell IS that!? I am near Central Station. I'm classy! :)

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
You go Girl!!!!!
kick some ass

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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that is an awesome jam! love it! is there anything Christian Bale cannot do?

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Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:42pm.

HOLY CRAP that is awesome!!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:43pm.
hey i got the in person interview...hooray!
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CONGRATS!

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paris herpes, AWESOME!!!! yeea mama good for you!!!
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missy's picture

breakdown, "Sergel's Square is not only a supermarket for illegal substances"

SUPERMARKET OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES!!

it doesnt say "dangerous"!

well shit, I cant help you if you dont want to help yourself!

supermarket, man!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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paris herpes's picture

hey i got the in person interview...hooray!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Reeter's picture

Never mind. I found out why he calls Gwyneth fishsticks; light and lean. This website is really helpful.

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dicktionary-a-guide-to-the-lingo-of-mi...

The song has potential, especially the beginning of it. It's so catchy. If Bale has trouble getting work he can always turn to this, he's a natural.

Hysteria's picture

i don know. i think he uses the word 'fuck' too often.

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TheBreakdown's picture

I am not trying to get shot on my trip. I am here to relax, not run after heroin-heads!

These bitches are so classy here. Can't they deliver!?

I am shaking from forced rehab.

This is so rawng!

Do you all realize it is COOOOOOOOOOOOld here?

I mean COLD!!!

*cry*

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

juni's picture

What's he like when he really has something to be angry about?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:35pm.

BTW, the Bale Rant Remix needs more cowbells.

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cowbells. hhaaahahaha!

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haha love it, i think i found my new ringtone

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:29pm.

Mah Boo is doing an exclusive interview tonight at 10pm on CNN with President Obama.

EVERYBODY WATCH, There's a quiz tomorrow.

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Will do.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:04pm.
Sluts are work are going bananas over the Free slam breakfast at Denny's today.

Me and the BF woke up early as hell to go enjoy our free breakfast...and Denny's was packed at 6am!! I mean there was a line out the door it was crazy so we just went to IHOP 2 blocks down lol

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Hysteria's picture

supermarket of illegal substances is where? i'm bringin my cart.

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Zappy's picture

GRRRR...half the patients cancelled because of the stupid snow! Now they're all coming in Friday and I'll have to actually do work...