Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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yeppers peppers...lurrrv me some RDJ!!!!
Submitted by MayWest69 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:54pm.
I BEG YOU, don't encourage her! Please!
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:46pm.
I love RDJ, on Celebitchy they had some weird post about him telling a story to some magazine about how he went to Japan, I think it was an interview with 3 other actors (one of them was Anne Hathaway I believe). It was such a great story about how they wouldn't let him into the country because he had been arrested half a dozen times for DUIs and drug possession in the last ten years or so. He took it quite well, and he even commented how they asked him never to come back to Japan because he couldn't remember what the arrests were for even because he was so high outta his mind at the time of the arrests. He's so nutty! The writer of the post thought he was back on drugs and had very little sense of humor about it, but all the commenters were like, oh we so love RDJ!
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he's got such an open attitude about his recovery...i saw him on actor's studio...great interview...he talked openly about his history but when he got to the prison part, he got pretty rattled...you could tell he didn't want to talk about it much...i felt bad for him, but he said it was his wake up call
Long Live RDJ!
la cucaracha, when you have his rod in your mouth, look up at him seductively and tell him that he is a worthless fuck! Let the fun begin.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:49pm.
Anywhere you go and buy a juice box as an adult, they are liabel to look at you funny. : )
Hey, but you have Mr.Grape now, so it's all good!
DevilG: u still there? just wrote a reply with kind of a boring story behind it...not much to read tho
Jewish guys like Robert Downey Jr have the best sense of humor to me...I used to date a guy that was Jewish and from New Jersey, he cracked me up, and i just adored his family...he had that Jersey accent in the middle of the deep south...bless his heart, u know every time he went to buy a juice box people looked at him funny...we all LOVED him...everybody LOVED him...he had a little bit of a commitment phobia or i'd have married him...would have been a strange wedding for these here parts, but a blast for sure!...he loved the south too...he'd just give us hell about not wearing shoes, being inbred, etc.
OMG! I so want this as my ringtone!!
Do you want me to FUCKING trash your lights??! Lol. My sympathies to the poor light guy.......
I love RDJ, on Celebitchy they had some weird post about him telling a story to some magazine about how he went to Japan, I think it was an interview with 3 other actors (one of them was Anne Hathaway I believe). It was such a great story about how they wouldn't let him into the country because he had been arrested half a dozen times for DUIs and drug possession in the last ten years or so. He took it quite well, and he even commented how they asked him never to come back to Japan because he couldn't remember what the arrests were for even because he was so high outta his mind at the time of the arrests. He's so nutty! The writer of the post thought he was back on drugs and had very little sense of humor about it, but all the commenters were like, oh we so love RDJ!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
That's the best Nitzer Ebb song ever!
I'm certainly not surprised that celebrities react this way because most of them are unforgivable egomaniacs (you would think that their talent would match their egos but it really doesn't most of the time). Christian Bale looks snooty. The bitch can act but he's a douchebag. I like it when he has muscles though. They suite him.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:34pm.
I believe that RDJ is jewish.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:31pm.
Goddamn, girl! What a hot tamale Santonio is! I think I saw an MVP, (most valuable penis), if you know what I mean.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Devilgirl: the correct answer would be what is my fave Rovert Downey Jr. movie today...cuz my fave rotates everyday...
btw, is Robert Downey Jr. Jewish?
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:31pm.
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I just involuntarily gagged. YIKES!!
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
DevilGirl: what is your fave Robert Downey Jr. movie?
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Fur: The Diane Arbus Story. And yours?
I just saw Santonio Holmes cock and let me say one thing...
DAMN!
That thing should be registered with the police as a registered weapon. If that's him flaccid, I would be scared when it stands to attention!
http://hunkvideoonline.com/forums/view_topic.php?id=7865&forum_id=1&jump
A special treat for Michael K!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
I went boarding on Friday night and forgot to eat dinner beforehand. Slammed way too many beers on the chair lift and by 9 pm I couldn't even stand on my board. I figured at that point it was getting dangerous and I should just go home.
DevilGirl: what is your fave Robert Downey Jr. movie?
IG - haha have you ever heard the yarn about the rock being 'the rock' because of deforestation and soil erosion?
The best part was I had some fool repeat it to me as the gospel truth. Jesus that was a good day.
I asked the twerp if the person telling it was smiling or had tears in their eyes - and they STILL didn't realize they'd been duped. ahhahhahah
edit - forgot to add they were a tree hugging hippy.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
TITS, that is false advertising. Sue the bastards! On the upside, at least they weren't from the Rock.
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iggy get a load of this! Bought a 10lb bag of potatoes just now (which is a big deal to cart home on a bicycle!) they were advertised on special as 'Island Potatoes'. MMmmmMMM me thinks. I do love PEI potatoes!
Get home and happen to look again and they're from VANCOUVER island.
Bastards! Finks!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Frito-Hahahahaha!
Frito, I just drove my bendy straw up into my cranium. HAHAHAHA!!
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Submitted by LunaChick on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 6:07pm.
I'm loving this song, very catchy. I have to agree with JesusCrispies, though - it really did need some "adadada"
Submitted by devilgirl...
"So while at the store yesterday, I bought an 8pk of Hi-C juice boxes in berry flavor. The woman behind me says "Aren't those great for kids" I tell her that I don't know because they are for me, and she has the nerve to say "You know, those are for kids!"
My questions is: Are lazy adults like myself, not allowed juice box purchases? I find them tasty and convenient."
My father is on a liquid restriction, because he goes to dialysis 3x per week and I buy those for him, so I can try to monitor his intake. I swear, if someone said "those are for kids" to me, I would have slapped them - since becoming my father's full time caretaker, I've been getting more and more like Mr. Bale. Stress sucks.
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There should be some sort of checkout line rule: don't judge the purchases of those in front of you.
"Vagisil? what on earth do you need that for?"
"You're a chick buying condoms?!? What are you, some kind of whore?"
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I need this for my ringtone, and will have to arrange to get calls in meetings, just so this fuck-filled electronica bleats out of my purse.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Found it:
http://www.revolucian.com/BaleOut-Download.html
P.S. - Juice Boxes marked Vella Chardonnay are for everyone.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:19pm.
la cucaracha: Go to xtube.com.
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YouPorn is the shit too. Don't know how it compares to xtube, but it's good. Search for facefucks, gloryholes, big black dicks, go nuts.
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THINK for one fucking second
Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You ARE crashing my scene.
haha am I one of the few who loves that he's f'ing nuts? Celebrities are meant to be crazy and entertaining and Christian has proven to be that. He can curse me out any day so long as he's as hilarious as he was in that audio.
Just don't tell the clerk the juicy box is for your playmate.
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 6:09pm.
See, I knew there were others! I love the juice box!
VIVA THE JUICE BOX AND BENDY STRAWS AND HAPPY MEALS FOR ADULTS!
I did buy a Happy Meal yesterday as well. I wanted the toy, my dog wanted the cheeseburger!
I like juice boxes too. I am a big fan of the bendy straw.
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Devilgirl ~ I drink juice box. Nothing wrong with that.
I occassionally buy Happy Meals too..I travel alot and sometimes that's the only thing available in the middle of nowhere.
Next time, tell the cow to mind her own damn business.
Where can I download this? I need to blast this while pulling into the church parking lot!!!!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
I'm loving this song, very catchy. I have to agree with JesusCrispies, though - it really did need some "adadada"
Submitted by devilgirl...
"So while at the store yesterday, I bought an 8pk of Hi-C juice boxes in berry flavor. The woman behind me says "Aren't those great for kids" I tell her that I don't know because they are for me, and she has the nerve to say "You know, those are for kids!"
My questions is: Are lazy adults like myself, not allowed juice box purchases? I find them tasty and convenient."
My father is on a liquid restriction, because he goes to dialysis 3x per week and I buy those for him, so I can try to monitor his intake. I swear, if someone said "those are for kids" to me, I would have slapped them - since becoming my father's full time caretaker, I've been getting more and more like Mr. Bale. Stress sucks.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Christian OWNS the word "Fuck"! No one else is allowed to use it ever again! Sign over the title.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:18pm.
I had a similar experience... but I just gave her a mean look. OH I feel the same way about kid's meals..Some restaurants won't let you order from the kid's menu. Greedy bastards.
I'm kinda disappointed there was no "adadada" in there. That was my favorite part.
la cuca, i meant just ask the dude who wants the blow job. usually guys know what they like. i couldn't tell you what to do, each guy is different.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:17pm.
I love baby food! baby peaches mmmmmmmmmmm!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
dang
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:23pm.
la cuca, an old ex of mine showed me how to do that real well. just ask, that's all you gotta do.
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Ok...well do tell. this is some sh*t I really wanna know...
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
LOVE this, thanks MK
Rachel C
la cuca, an old ex of mine showed me how to do that real well. just ask, that's all you gotta do.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Damn this song is addictively catchy!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:20pm.
Zappy/Hekki- I AM OUT, WILL BE BACK LATER! *slams door*
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Ugh. Chill out!
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:18pm.
the other night, superbowl actually, i bypassed the wings that i don't like anyways and had dinner consisting of wine and potato chips! yummy.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:19pm.
la cucaracha: Go to xtube.com. That place is filled with all kinds of deviants. Someone here mentioned it, and they weren't kidding. You could probably learn a few things there. I did. Like what kind of interesting fetishes actually exist. *shudders*
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Hmmmmmm
Good idea. I just might do that!
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Zappy/Hekki- I AM OUT, WILL BE BACK LATER! *slams door*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:15pm.
i would like a juice box myself.
however, the extra packaging is not good for saving the earth.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'