Tuesday, February 3rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Christian Bale's Fuck Rant Remix
The inevitable remix of Christian Bale's fuck-filled epic rant has arrived. This is going to straight to the top of the dance charts. I always new Christian Bale would be a techno chanteuse one day.
Barbara Streisand even makes a came!!! In my version of heaven, this is what they will play in the elevator. FUCK after FUCK after FUCK! It still needs more FUCK!
Let's all drop some E, trash the lights and then give each other glow stick shows while bouncing to this shit. FUCK!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:48pm.
That's just dick-ish, then.
There's actually do-overs in surgery, I'm just not going to tell you about them.......
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 9:48pm.
That's just dick-ish, then.
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There oughta be a law, with no bail: smash a guitar and you go to jail.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:25pm.
Actually, this kinda reminds me of work, with certain surgeons. Minus the profanity. The rage is just scary.
"Except surgery is critical, dangerous work; acting is not. There's always a do-over in film."
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Critical and dangerous??? ha!
Today our department received a call from a surgeon in the OR, ranting over the COLOR OF THE CHART being wrong! I don't see where that was particularily life threatening.
He's so fuckin' hot
I guess this whole thing had the complete opposite effect on ME. I want him even more now!
I actually found myself yelling "NO, NO FUCK NO!!!" at my dogs this evening when they started barking at the pizza guy knocking on my door.
I think I've listend to this entirely too many times. But damn, I love Christian Bale, & this shit is too fucking funny. I JUST WANNA DANCE!
"Seriously, man. You and I are fucking done professionally."
This is going to go done the way of Rick James'famous "I'm Rick James bitch.
That was good. Really good. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Greatest mix ever. I've been dancing around the house to it!
"IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING! OH GOOD!"
IG? Still here???
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Uncle Ashtray??? NFW!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
LOVE IT!!
Can not wait till Angelina drops Brad's weak ass and get all crazy with Christian.
I loves me the crazy...
http://site.despair.com/christianbale/
If someone would have just agreed with him straightaway and said "Man, that sucked, it shouldn't have happened," he probably would have calmed down. When people overreact, all they want is for someone else to show a shade of agreement so they don't feel like the douchebag they reacted like.
The director should have stepped up, reprimanded the guy for ruining the take, and then told Bale to save all the bluster for the take he was so desperate to get right. Who the fuck's in charge on that fucking set?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:01pm.
That is pretty funny, I wasn't expecting STFU from Babs.
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That's my favourite.
While I do think that Christian would be FIRE in bed! I have to mention that it has long been my credo (not on purpose) that any man I love in bed, I hate out of bed. That's just the way it is. So I do kinda like to think of her saying that to him, particularly;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
That is pretty funny, I wasn't expecting STFU from Babs.
He was just overacting...just like in his films.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:15pm.
SmOOches Socky! It's good to see so many familiar faces! James Haven has been busy with his acting career that he barely has time to come to the "d"
Oh who is James Haven kidding? James Haven has been busy watching those crazy kids! His acting career is moving slower then Kirstie Alley in a triathalon!
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Well, we miss you lots. Your comments always make me laugh. Hey, can I borrow your pink Vespa!? lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:33pm.
Acting, like dlisted, serious business.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Swear to ME!
Christian $#@%^&#@$% Bale is #@$(*&%#$^ Brilliant!!
Everyone is sooo shocked an intense and very proffessional method actor could lose his #$%^&$# temper??
Grow up.
Someone had to grow a pair on that set.
I love him so much. I wish he would speak to me like that every day.
The guy should have screamed "Newsies" right into Bale's face. That would have shut him the FUCK up.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:25pm.
Actually, this kinda reminds me of work, with certain surgeons. Minus the profanity. The rage is just scary.
Except surgery is critical, dangerous work; acting is not. There's always a do-over in film.
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The Cure: “A Forest”
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:27pm.
deal.
Let's go back to daily posts about Katie's jeans.
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*whine* but she doesn't DO jeans ANYMORE!!!!!!!!! Maybe we could do her sunglasses.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:27pm.
deal.
Let's go back to daily posts about Katie's jeans.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:22pm.
I vote for a day without a pic of Suri Cruise being carried around, and a post based upon it.
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Yay! I'll vote for you if you vote for me, k?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:22pm.
I vote for a day without a pic of Suri Cruise being carried around, and a post based upon it.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
James Haven!
Just a second - I gotta rant first.
I VOTE THAT MK UPDATES THE OPEN POST WHEN HE'S DONE SO IT's AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!
OMG MY REAL LIFE IS GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES. GO AWAY! I'M DONE PLAYING "REAL LIFE" TODAY!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:13pm.
SmOOches Socky! It's good to see so many familiar faces! James Haven has been busy with his acting career that he barely has time to come to the "d"
Oh who is James Haven kidding? James Haven has been busy watching those crazy kids! His acting career is moving slower then Kirstie Alley in a triathalon!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:09pm.
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*screaming* James Haven!! *jumping off top of hamper into your arms* *little sock monkey hugs & smooches* Nice to see you!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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You got all the looks and talent in the family. Too bad you aren't getting Angie's paychecks, though...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:56pm.
SmOOches Tiger!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:02pm.
SmOOches Greenie! From your type to MK's eyes! James Haven would make a perfect host. Knows his manners, is up on all the Hollywood dirt and no one understands you crazy bitches better then James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven, if you host it I'm there!
"Fuck". Thanks Christian Bale for weaving a tapestry of obscenities that rival the art of Van Gogh.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:54pm.
James Haven wonders when HE is going to get to host a thread? James Haven is no fan of Christian Bale! James Haven had the role of Batman in the bag when in walks Bale and steals the part right from under his nose! Christian is a fabulous baker and rumor has it (Brad) that Christian made the director jelly donuts by the dozens!
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Jelly h8r donuts of some James Haven...I bet they served them up with some h8rade! JELLY H8RS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
James Haven wonders when HE is going to get to host a thread? James Haven is no fan of Christian Bale! James Haven had the role of Batman in the bag when in walks Bale and steals the part right from under his nose! Christian is a fabulous baker and rumor has it (Brad) that Christian made the director jelly donuts by the dozens!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Ok so I'm home now and have sound and this is FUCK FUCK FUCKING brilliant! Fuckin A!
And yeah I used to have a major wide-on for Christian Bale but, um, maybe not so much anymore.
Methinks his was a steroid meltdown, at least in part, specially cuz it was the T4 set.
The more promo on Bale's bad behavior, the better for the poor lighting guy.
Movie studios need to re-think which actors they hire, and how disposable some of them are.
Actually, this kinda reminds me of work, with certain surgeons. Minus the profanity. The rage is just scary.
ok shitty day so much better now...so good.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:21pm.
devilgirl, still learning this blog's ropes.
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Like I said, I wasn't trying to be mean to you. Just trying to warn you on not feeding some of the animals. I was guilty of it for a bit myself. You are fine in my book. Who am I to tell ya what to do anyway. ; )
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 8:20pm.
Later Grape!
devilgirl, still learning this blog's ropes.
DevilG: yeah, i'm lucky with mr. grape...i wouldn't trade him for all the RDJ's in the world...since mr. grape dabbled in some of the same world as RDJ, he's about the least non-judgemental person i know...he's the real deal...he once helped a homeless guy that had HIV into drug treatment...he would talk to him everyday on his smoke breaks at work...they got to be friends, and he offered to help him get into treatment...the guy had been homeless for close to ten years...hadn't tallked to his family in 5...mr. grape loves the bottom of the barrel alcoholics and addicts...oops! he's home!...he doesn't like it when i brag on him...long story short, the guy has been sober over a year...i gotta go he just asked me when why i was smiling....he's on to me! talk to u guys, when my old ball and chain goes to sleep...haha...grape
grapeddrinkbaby, the weird thing about RDJ that I've seen him out on the town in London in recent pics with Guy Ritchie and I think Johnthan Rhys and always wondered how he managed to stay sober with those two in tow. Although I think his poison is cocaine and not necessarily booze. In the story he did some promotions in Japan for something or other and they wanted him to break a huge bottle of sake and pour it into glasses. Of course RDJ was like, uh, no that wouldn't be a good idea for me. I wonder if he still drinks actually.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Larreth, LOVE your idea! :-)
Referring to CB. Being a little snappy is okay, but not knowing when to stop is not cool.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:58pm.
No, no, don't be sorry. You're ok. I was just tryng to warn you. I didn't mean to sound harsh. Really I didn't
what is a proxy server?
i met some dude from Chicago on myspace the other day...he used to be in IT or something...
he said i outta get a proxy server? what the hell is that?
devilgirl, Did I step in something? Whatev...I'm out in a few...sorry.