Meet The Octo-Mommy's New Spokeswhore!
And it starts! Nadya Suleman, the crazy baby addict who popped out 8 babies, has hired publicist Joan Killeen to represent her to the media. Bitch needed to hire a damn crazy doctor. Not a publicist.
Joan showed up on Good Morning America today and said Nadya has named all 8 of her babies, but wouldn't give up the names. If she wants to win me over, she better have named them: Rojo, Spaghetti, Cutlets, Lucite, Cholita, Stains, Escandalo and Harvey Jr.
The truth is she probably named them Babies 'R Us, Huggies, Johnson, Johnson, Gerber, Osh Kosh, Baby Gap and Fisher Price, because those bitches paid top dollar!
Joan wouldn't talk about the rumors that Nadya is getting paid up to $2 million for an interview with Oprah. But she did say that Nadya has gotten hundreds of offers for book deals, TV shows and other shit from dumbasses. Joan went on to say that Nadya is looking "at all the opportunities and choices she has to provide best financial future for her children. She's looking forward to telling the story and setting the record straight. Nadya is a very balanced and together woman. She looks at this as an opportunity from God and she loves children and she's very very excited."
Look outside your window. Do the clouds spell "Bitch, please." I think that's a personal message from God to Nadya.
Seriously. we are all in the wrong business. Fuck pyramid schemes. Baby making is the business to be in. I need to find some back alley doctor to install lady parts in my body and then implant 20 embryos in me, so I can be the world's first bitchy homo who gave birth to 20 BABIES!!! Duggar who? Pregnant Dude what? Octo-mommy ha?
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Here is the form if you want to tell TLC what you think about them giving this psychotrash her own show.
http://extweb.discovery.com/viewerrelations
TLC already has their eye on this story:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29002731/?gt1=43001
I'm in the boycott group
That girl is crazy and hopefully monitored closely when she gets gets released
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
James Haven should get himself a spokesperson. Someone who can tell the world of all the fuckery that goes on in Pittville! Oh wait. James Haven does that!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:06pm
I've been thinking about that shit all day, too. But I think most of the kids turned out okay. And odds are, out of 11 kids, at least one will turn out to be a fuck-up. I didn't have too much sympathy for that girl, to be honest.
True, but the two oldest had wayyyy too much responsibility put on them, it is unfair that they had to play parent. And that is with TWO parents. There is no way octo-mom will be able to give each child the attention they need, and it is almost a guarantee that these kids are going to have to grow up way too fast.
I hate this bitch.
Submitted by natasha240: "This crazy cunt is making me crazy. Hey, did any of you bitches happen to see Intervention last night? It made me think of this bitch and her kids. It was a large family, I think 11 kids."
I've been thinking about that shit all day, too. But I think most of the kids turned out okay. And odds are, out of 11 kids, at least one will turn out to be a fuck-up. I didn't have too much sympathy for that girl, to be honest.
There's a quote...by somebody, because I'm lazy...to the effect of how nobody ever went broke by overestimating the stupidity of the public. That's the first thing I thought of. That, and anyone stupid enough to get pregnant times eight probably NEEDS someone to do her talking for her.
Her kids will probably grow up to be spammers who infiltrate blogs with meaningless dating website plugs.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
This crazy cunt is making me crazy. Hey, did any of you bitches happen to see Intervention last night? It made me think of this bitch and her kids. It was a large family, I think 11 kids. And they showed how fucked up a lot of them were, because they were not getting enough attention. It was also too much for the parents to handle, as the oldest boy and oldest girl had to play the parent role to the other kids, and it fucked them up too. Big surpise, they are from Utah.
If given the opportunity, I will personally Napalm her uterus.
My initial reaction to the idea that assholes will pay to whore out the octobitch was to boycott any story and all of it's sponsors. However, in learning that as a California state taxpayer I will recieving an I.O.U. for a refund this year I hope she makes many millions.
Then she can be sued for the multimillion dollar hospital bill that is being footed by us taxpayers. Does anyone know the name of the quack responsible for this travesty? Yank their license and take his/her every last dime too.
Here's my two cents on this worthless attention hungry child creating bitch:
I TRUST ALL DLISTERS WILL JOIN ME IN BOYCOTTING ALL COMPANIES THAT DARE GIVE THIS LUNATIC A MONEY MAKING DEAL OF ANY FUCKING SORT!
Sorry about the caps, but I just had to let it out...
Octopussy should not be making a dime from her infamy. I vote we all pay to have her crazy ass committed.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
@letinstar: I'm not sure anyone hires Gloria Allred unless they aren't in the news. She seems like someone who offers her services pro bono to the infamous so that she can get her mug on TV. I wouldn't be surprised if this spokeswhore is doing the same...giving away her "services" for free so she can get some free publicity.
nadya is a human baby pez despenser...it's disgusting people are helping to promote this crazy woman...
and i'm actually surprised she didn't hired gloria allred to be her spokewhore...this type of fuckery is right up her alley...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I'd be shocked if any business would want to be associated with this mess. Maybe that evil casino that pays people to crash sporting events with signs, and buys stupid crap on eBay that looks like Elvis or the Virgin Mary, but no one else.
At least if some business pays her, it will d/q her from getting welfare. So that begs the question: how big will the offer have to be to beat the amount of welfare she stands to get now? I don't even want to guess. I hope child services keeps a close eye on her and nails her for neglect quick. Then the gov can take her kids and make her pay child support.
Submitted by Rainbows_and_Un... on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 4:37pm.
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ITA with every word of your post.
Let the people defending this sponge move to Southern CA and have their taxes go towards this woman and her kids. Then when they are grumbling about the shitty infastructure-including roads and schools that needed repairs 2 decades ago-they can rememer part of the reason why the state cannot afford the repairs.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:17pm.
"I know right? Cuz women who have one, much less 8 newborns just lay around on their asses all day eating and getting fatter and watching tv. Effing rejects....."
Let's get something straight here: Nadya Suleman is NOT a normal woman or mother. She's already demonstrated a great talent for exploiting the system. She's been living off her parents and a settlement for an ALLEGED work-related injury. She is hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt. I think it's safe to say that Nadya Suleman will surely spend much of her time sitting on her ass, as soon as her bank account allows, newborns or not.
Please stop trying to justify this whack job's ravenous appetite for money and fame by saying "at least the kids will benefit". Unless her publicist steps up and shows me documentation that any and all proceeds from exploiting this litter will be managed by a conservator and used ONLY for their food, education and healthcare, I don't believe for a minute that Nadya Suleman is going to use that money to secure their financial well-being.
Even if she DOES, why should these 8 kids benefit more than the hundreds and thousands of other children born into poverty? Because 8 came out of her fucked up belly at once, that makes them more valuable and/or more in need? That's some fucked up rationale, that.
Why the fuck are people PAYING this whore? That makes me so fucking mad!!! Mothers with one kid who actually have jobs are struggling like crazy right now scraping by and they dont ask for help.
FUCK sometimes I hate our culture.
As much as I think this irresponsible woman should not be rewarded for being an colossally stupid douche, those poor children are going to suffer if someone doesn't step in and help them. Yeah she should pay for them herself but she can't. What pisses off me in addition to the delusional and highly creepy mother of these kids is the opportunistic agents, lawyers, publicists and anyone else who is salivating over the money that THEY can make from this mother whoring out her kids.
Personally what I'd like to see is they accept private donations for THE KIDS ONLY. Children get placed in the care of some non-insane type people. Mom gets thrown into a psychiatric hospital and gets help. I don't know maybe we should send Papa Spears to straighten her ass out...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
BTW, I hate the fucking Gosselins too...
Submitted by yiooooooo on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm
Did she actualy said that she needed $2mil a year to raise her kids??!!
Thats $142,857 a kid, there are doctors who do not earn that much.
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I did read that on-line. It was in a British paper.
BTW, a friend of mine is an ER doc who makes $120K a year. It's a lot for one person but she, like, saves lives and went to school for many years to qualify!
She's going to get paid but I think that DYFS might want to keep tabs on her. When she starts being mouthy about having the kids for $$ they should be all over her A$$.
Fuck this bitch and her vagina!
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Submitted by KidL on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm
Did she actualy said that she needed $2mil a year to raise her kids??!!
Thats $142,857 a kid, there are doctors who do not earn that much.
My mom doest not even earn $11,000 a year and she pays everything rent,energy,food,water,cable,phone,internet,
clothes for 4. The only thing that the goverment gave us is medical insurance for me and my nephew.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.seekingwealthy.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
They require a person who is going to have gastric bypass surgery to get a psychological evaluation before the surgery can be performed. Mind you, this is something that could potentially save the obese person's life. Now this wackjob can be implanted with 8 "future babies" without any kind of mental health requirements? What the hell is wrong with this system? That said, I surely hope this crazy beyotch gets evaluated NOW because I have a hard time believing she is a fit mother. Like the breeder she is, perhaps it's time for her to give her litter up to good homes. It seems like it's easier to have a child than it is to adopt a stray puppy at the Humane Society.
On the local news they said she paid for the invitro with money from a settlement she received for an injury at work and she hasnt worked since that injury.
If this is true then she should be up on charges for fraud if she can take care of 6 kids go to school full time and do what it takes to deliver such a litter, bitch can get a job.
Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:07pm.
I would like someone to report on what kind of care that child with autism is getting. Most children with autism NEED speech therapy, Occupational therapy and sometimes physical therapy....not to mention psychological services..sometimes medication, ABA therapy etc.. Most importantly they need ONE-on-ONE time with their parent/primary caregiver. It is crucial for their development..as is early intervention. You cannot tell me this child is getting that already...and now she decided to have 8more. WTF. Take those kids away from her NOW!
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Not to mention that the chances are greater with multiples that there may be some neurological issues going on which won't be apparent until the children become more mobile.
Remember the McCaughey Septuplets? I believe 2 of them have cerebral palsy.
It amazes me how people perceive these 'women' as heroines when all they are are selfish and ignorant.
Nadya is a very balanced and together woman.
NADYA IS AN UNBALACED NUTJOB THAT SHOULD BE SPAYED
She looks at this as an opportunity from God and she loves children and she's very very excited."
THIS IS A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITYAND GOD HAD FUCK ALL TO DO WITH IT.
fuckery at its finest
Sarah Palin doesn't have a damn thing to do with this nut job.........so, leave her name out of it!
It's really not surprising how much attention she's getting. Serial killers get the same amount of press.
How many more nuts are going to jump on the fertility bandwagon, just to get a book deal / tv show... etc? Sickening.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:33pm.
I am BEYOND disgusted.
This woman is a mockery to motherhood and women throughout the world. Now her babies are money-making products to get her attention and fame (which she always wanted).
I remember when Entertainment Tonight put on the wedding of that school teacher, Mary Jo, to her child lover (the one she started fucking when he was like 10 years old or something and had two kids with- I forgot his name) on TV. ET paid that awful woman hundreds of thousands of dollars to broadcast their wedding like it was the love of the century or something. I was sickened that a major show would condone and even celebrate that immoral relationship.
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I remember that shit. That's when I stopped watching. I was so pissed off that they were trying to make that cuntbubbles story in to some huge romantic crap.
SO now since shes is getting so much attention and will no doubt make millions...theres going to be more crazy bitches trying to see if they can have 9 babies..or 10. When will it end.
why are we giving this gutter ho any attn?? she doesn't deserve $ or attn for being a stupid greedy cunt! just like anyone else who thrives and gets paid for whoreing themselves out, who we all hate- IGNORE THE BITCH!!
let her come to terms with herself for what she has done to her life.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:08pm.
I totally understand! : )
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:01pm.
Not trying to be argumentative here, but why do we have to blame this on anyone other than the dumb bitch who did it.
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you are totally right. i agree! just whenever i seen palin's name i do a "christine bale"!
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I would like someone to report on what kind of care that child with autism is getting. Most children with autism NEED speech therapy, Occupational therapy and sometimes physical therapy....not to mention psychological services..sometimes medication, ABA therapy etc.. Most importantly they need ONE-on-ONE time with their parent/primary caregiver. It is crucial for their development..as is early intervention. You cannot tell me this child is getting that already...and now she decided to have 8more. WTF. Take those kids away from her NOW!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:17pm.
Those brats are half selfish cunt who will grow up with attention issues and no father. Why don't YOU take care of them in fifteen years when they are terrorizing Southern California, mmmkay?
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My thoughts exactly. While I think it is selfish for anyone to pop out that many kids given the current ecological situation of this planet, I wouldn't care so much if this bitch was supporting them herself. However, she's not. The State of CA is and the state is already in a terrible economic bind. (Just ask anyone who lives there.) However, though, this unemployed cow hires an agent and already crunched the numbers and decided she needs $2 million a year to support her 14 kids. WTF is wrong with this picture?
Oh. My. God. This story is driving me more and more insane!!!! The woman is a selfish bitch only thinking about herself and not the best interest of the children. Now she hires a publicist? Oh no, shes not a fucking fame whore.
Not trying to be argumentative here, but why do we have to blame this on anyone other than the dumb bitch who did it. Did Palin force this woman to get ivf, carry 8 embryos and add to her brood of 6 already? No, this woman made this decision on her own, with her own fucked up, no education, want everything for free without working for it mind. That is the problem with this country, we do the blame game, it's always someone else's thoughts, ideals or influence that make us do something. We never let the culprits account for their own stupid, backwoods actions.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:55pm.
sorry, DG, you're cool. but i loathe palin. she's 'glamorizing' the Mothers I'd Like to Fuck (MILTF) idiots, along with idiocy in general
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
Blame SARAH PALIN for this bullshit!
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fukkin A!!! the bitch!
BEING A PARENT IS A CHOICE!!! not an afterthought.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
Blame SARAH PALIN for this bullshit!
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Ummm, sorry, but you can't pin this on Palin. Palin is pro-life, this bitch is pro greed, nothing more, nothing less. This woman did not keep all 8 embryos because she is so pro-life, she kept them and had 6 other kids to get free shit from the government and big bucks from all the bleeding hearts out there. Blame this fuckery on the dumb bitch who did the deed, not on some insignificant former Vice Presidential candidate.
Blame SARAH PALIN for this bullshit!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:17pm.
Those brats are half selfish cunt who will grow up with attention issues and no father. Why don't YOU take care of them in fifteen years when they are terrorizing Southern California, mmmkay?
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Stoney, I love you! : )
Well, using the word "GOD" in that statement cinches it for me.
I know her picture will eventually be posted here and other than that, I WILL NEVER support or watch any interview or show she is in.
I can't like someone I don't respect!
The bitch is CRAZY! And I thought she was broke how can she afford a publicist? You ain't getting a show bitch you aren't Kate Gosselinn.
Submitted by la cucaracha: "...at least the kids will benefit and thats the silver lining...at least they'll have a chance if they have some money..."
How far do you think $2 million is going to go in that house? A percentage is going to her "spokesperson" right off the top. And Octopussy has already proven she's irresponsible financially and as a parent. A windfall of $2 million isn't going to change that. And I promise you she'll be getting knocked up again when the money's gone.
The only chance those children have is if they are taken away from her crazy ass and placed in loving homes where they can receive the proper medical care and one-on-one attention they need and deserve.
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THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.