Paging Brenda Walsh!

A good makeup artist and hair stylist could do wonders for her. What's with the feathered hair and light shadow on her eyelids? Amateur stuff.

It's just so sad when someone (arguably) born female spends their whole life looking like a C-list tranny no matter how many hundreds of thousands they've spent to try and reverse the genetic misfortune. The clownishly wide, puffed-out, bugged-out, rubbery features spreading too far across her brick-like head, the cratered skin, the 1979 feathered hair. It's all so nightmarishly wrong. Please, PLEASE earn a living away from the camera. Thank you.

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Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

why is everybody always carrying so much shit in their hands?

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I ask the same thing all the time. Why, when most of these skanks have ENORMOUS, ugly-ass designer bags, do they have all this stuff in their hands?

As for Tori, that hideous dress would look better wrapped around her face.

Think about it - someone had to fuck her to get her pregnant. Gross!

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.seekingwealthy.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.

I love Tori... I would so love to do her. Yes I am in the minority here again. I don't know why but I think she is hot... but than again I think Shannon is hot too.

No way can you compare Shannen's uneven eyes to Tori's beyond fug face.

Shannen's eye disparity can be manipulated with more makeup under one eye, for example, camera angles, etc.

Tori?

Brown bag it, baby!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Nat was like their pet. They probably shit talked that nice old man behind his back!

And Tori Spelling looks like Jodi Harsh. More than ever.

Tori needs to start embracing the fug because no amount of make-up can make her attractive. Sitting next to Jenni Garth, Jenni looks like a supermodel. Tori looks, well, even fuglier!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Here's more of the former Tori the Hutt looking like like a pre-op Admiral Ackbar.

You are officially the funniest (and most insightful!) man alive.

why is everybody always carrying so much shit in their hands?
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate

poor tori
she'll never look good
www.thatshideous.com

Whatever. I'm so over this shit.

I think, if pressed, I could almost tell you the day I snapped out of it and was over the original, to be honest.

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

I remember seeing Tori on "Saved By The Bell" and she wasn't so ugly then.

But there isn't too much plastic surgeons can do about bug-eyes. Both her parents have (had) them, so she's STUCK. Like Rumer Willis - there is nothing that any surgeon can do about her.

wow this show is still on? go figure

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I have always like Shannen myself. Probably because she is a bitch and isn't afraid to say what she thinks, even if it costs her jobs.

@grapedrinkbaby

I'm not really sure I can qualify it. I've pretty much grown up with her. I started watching on the New Little House, then Our House, then 90210, Charmed, Scare Tactics, North Shore, and Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty (which was a great show. I wanted to fake a relationship just to get on there). 90210 sucked big time after Brenda left, and Charmed was done when Prue was killed off.

I guess I like her because she does and says what she wants, doesn't apologize for it, and doesn't care what anyone thinks of her. And, in my opinion, she's a good actress. There's a quality about her that's natural and real, and I believe her when I see her onscreen. And I support Irish girls.

As for Randy, iunno what he's up to. Last time I saw him, Sunset Beach had just ended and he was dating Cam Gaskin, a horrible actress who I think boned him to get on a third-rate soap which was canceled anyway. I think he's producing music or something - allegedly.

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Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:52am.

What makes you a fan of Doughtery? I'm pretty neutral on her. I'm just curious, honestly.

What her brother, Randy, doing now?

last time i heard, brother Randy was hanging out with a not-so-cute female

Iunno. I have several promo shots from Charmed in which La Doherty (yep, I'm a fan) faces the camera straight on, and I don't see any real disparity in the position of her eyes. The left one is slightly lower than the right, but I think that has more to do with some Botox issues. As for the bowleggedness, she's been raising and riding horses since she was a child, but she knows how to sashay with the best of them. Besides, Jensen Ackles is so damned bowlegged it's scary, but I'd ride him like Urban Cowboy.

Tori's just ugly. It would take two of her to get any uglier. I guess that's what happens when a Ross Perot/Potato Head-looking muppet falls in love with, marries, and procreates with a bland girl of questionable estrogen. Tori never had a chance. And if you want to know what she looked like BEFORE her myriad surgeries, take a look at her brother, Randy, because they pretty much looked alike. In fact, looking at Randy and then at Tori, it's easy to figure out all the stuff she had done (which is basically everything, but it didn't help). Even if it had worked, she'd still be full of epic fail. You just can't fix stupid.

I hope Shannen beats this bitch into the ground. *fanboys her*

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Cordelia Chase

Admiral Ackbar - she SO looks like Admiral Ackbar!

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

You would think that with the amount of money at her disposal when she was young, her parents could have found the finest plastic surgeon out there for her. Shit, they are even transplanting faces now, so there is no excuse for her being this ugly and at least gettin some derm abrasion! Her nose job was botched big time. Her post op nose isn't much better than her pre op monstrosity!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:43am.
noooooo....lol. I worked for a makeup artist on 90210. HER baby was scared of Tori.....lmao.

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heehee

noooooo....lol. I worked for a makeup artist on 90210. HER baby was scared of Tori.....lmao.

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-Sublime "Date Rape"

PSL: her baby was scared of her?

scared becuz she sucks as a mom or scared becuz of her face?

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:03am.

Zappy: is that for real about them shooting brenda with head tilted due to her wierd eye

is there any surgery that brenda could get to repair this genetic misfortune?
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Just an observation grape. Notice how Brenda was rarely photographed straight on. Her eyesockets are really uneven.

I suppose they could break her face. But then she'd look like Tori.

I'm the one who walks in the room and notices that the picture is 1 mm off balance. Anal, I know but wtf. It's a gift. Oy!

grapedrink, it was 10 years ago. Her nose is so crooked- it is weird, and her skin is covered in pock marks.

the baby is was with was scared of her- not lying.

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I feel so sorry for her. She looks like a fish or a toad or something with those huge googly eyes. I know she can't help being fug but gawd she was king-hit with the ugly stick lol. When she is in a pic by herself I think ok she's not that bad looking. And then you see her in pics next to normal looking people and you think FUCK she really is a hideous, alien freak!

Tori Spelling is proof that no amount of plastic surgery can fix a face that is beyond fug.

She should dye her hair darker so she won't draw attention to her hideous face.

Seriously, she is fugly!

So her Daddy should have left her even more money for a veil collection for that big ass cranium of hers!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

PSL: can u tell that she's had a bunch of surgeries?...i guess what i'm trying to ask is...is it manufactured ugly or just plain ugly?

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:10am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
I also find it hard to believe that with all her dad's hard earned money, she never took the time to fix that god awful mug.
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Actually Frito they tried to keep it hush-hush, but out in Hollywierd everyone knew that she had at least six surgeries on her face and tits by the time she was 18. Imagine what it looked like before?!?

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that's more surgeries than the Elephant Man had in his entire lifetime...(forgive me, EM for comparing you to to a celebutante)

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:13am.

Is that kinda like Nick at Night.

I have seen Tori in person. Her face is truly frightening- and she has horrible skin.

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-Sublime "Date Rape"

Devilgirl: i had a good one liner but i just couldn't post it...it's a night time shift only comment

OMG bwhahahahahah she totally looks like a post op Admiral Ackbar!!! LMAO!! hahahahah

Man, I have seen fug in my day, but DAYUM Tori is one of the fugliest specimens I have ever put eyes on my GAWD what a fugly bitch, skinny and all

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:10am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
I also find it hard to believe that with all her dad's hard earned money, she never took the time to fix that god awful mug.
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Actually Frito they tried to keep it hush-hush, but out in Hollywierd everyone knew that she had at least six surgeries on her face and tits by the time she was 18. Imagine what it looked like before?!?
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/03/2009 -
I also find it hard to believe that with all her dad's hard earned money, she never took the time to fix that god awful mug.
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Actually Frito they tried to keep it hush-hush, but out in Hollywierd everyone knew that she had at least six surgeries on her face and tits by the time she was 18. Imagine what it looked like before?!?

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:43am.

Peach Pit Nat was my fave!
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wasn't that the creepy old dude who built a restaurant to hang out with minors at his "peach pit"...not okay, not okay.
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Well, Brandon worked at the Peach Pit, but it was already there when the Walsh's moved into town. He was an old dude, yes, but he offered sage, parental like advice to all the wayward children of Beverly Hills. He kept them grounded.
Now there was a night club built that attached to the Peach Pit, but that came as a result of the kids from West Beverly High graduating and having money to invest. Nat didn't have anything to do with it, he still flipped burgers.

Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:00am.
tori looks like a deformed clown
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She probably is deformed. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if Candy Spelling was popping pills the whole time she was pregnant with her. But Candy Spelling is pretty ugly herself, so it could be partially genetic. Sad.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:43am.

Peach Pit Nat was my fave!
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wasn't that the creepy old dude who built a restaurant to hang out with minors at his "peach pit"...not okay, not okay

Zappy: is that for real about them shooting brenda with head tilted due to her wierd eye

is there any surgery that brenda could get to repair this genetic misfortune?

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:43am.

Peach Pit Nat was my fave!

tori looks like a deformed clown

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:53am.

Her chi-chi's are uneven.

So is her face! But she's a lovely person inside, which is all that matters, right? Gwyneth?

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♥♥♥Snowy!♥♥♥

♥♥♥Nitty!♥♥♥

It works for me to blame this no-talent, hypocritical, fug hobag for starting a trend ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

Her hair is too blonde for her coloring. It just accentuates her fuggliness and uneven nostrils.

And speaking about uneven, Brenda's eyesockets are super uneven and she's bowlegged. That's why they always show Brenda with her head tilted to compensate for her crooked face.

It's all about symmetry.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:46am.
I find it interesting that all the makeup and airbrushing in the world cannot make Tori Spelling attractive. Amazing.
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ITA and I also find it interesting that a pampered spoiled kid from one of the biggest producers ever in Hollywood who had every acting coach in the industry at her fingertips, still can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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I also find it hard to believe that with all her dad's hard earned money, she never took the time to fix that god awful mug.
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Whenever I see a pic of Tori I immediately think of cows grazing. No clue why ... it's probably the face

Hey Drama! I do believe you're onto something there! After all, she does pre-date Paris and her ilk.
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Her chi-chi's are uneven.

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