Right Back At You
Today's dartboard comes courtesy of Fishsticks Paltrow on the cover of Elle Magazine. Make sure you aim for the mouth, because that bitch needs to stop using it to whine. Inside the magazine, Fishy says she doesn't understand why people hate GOOP so much!
Fishy opened up her tartar-covered lips and told the magazine (via OK! Magazine), "Fuck the haters! I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me and, for a second, your ego is so wounded. How could people hate me, my intentions or what I'm trying to do? I'm a good person and I'm trying to put good things into the world. I'm probably less square than people think. I never get drunk to the point of throwing up. But I get very talkative. Man, I wish smoking didn't kill you. I'd be smoking right now. I miss it."
Fishy actually said "Fuck the haters"? Ugh. She's so hardcore. I bet she said it in a shitty British accent, with her nose up in the air, her ass clenched and a cup of ORGANIC tea in her hand (with her pinky out, of course).
I thought eating grass and shitting herbal water is supposed to make you all Zen-like and smiley happy? Saying "Fuck the haters" isn't very GOOPY. This fake ass bitch needs to drink an ice cold glass of preservatives with two shots of vodka, so she can get wasted and lighten up. She wonders why people hate her ass?! Does she even read GOOP?! Yeah, recommending $3,000 bags and detoxes that will make you caca out all your insides isn't good. IT'S SHIT!
And as one of the haters Fishy is talking about, I'll give her a "Fuck you, cunt!" right back. She can stick that in her GOOP.
Thanks Caroline
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Is that a Mickey Mouse costume she's wearing?
I'd be bitter and defensive too if I had to live with the fact that I was born with not even a granule of my mother or father's talent...
...and the fact that my husband makes aural Ex-Lax for a career.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:08am.
Her pretentious ice queen act was working for her until she married Chris Martin, the honorary king of contemporary elevator music. Then it just became silly
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Thank goodness! I thought I was the only person walking this earth that can't stand Coldplay. Perfect description of Chris Martin. I think he appeals to the Claymates crowd. Midwest soccer moms who can't handle innovative and progressive British bands.
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Coldplay if for me to poop on. So is GOOP.
GOOP. POOP. GOOP. POOP.
Boop oop ee doop!
Everytime Fishy opens her veghole, I hear
Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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I checked out GOOP one time. And it's shitty. I hated her book list. All Oprah picks and the standard classics that people say they've read to look smarter than what they actually are.
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No bitch, you're exactly as square as everyone thinks! Argh, I hate her and her obnoxious piano-humping husband.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
You know she cried. XD
I want to rip those meckey mouse ears off her jacket and beat the shit, I mean the white fish salad, out of her with them. Bitch is done. BTW love the Mary Cherry adoration of her......"It's GWeeeeennnnith!".
hideous outfit...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I'm with her on the whole smoking thing. Damn, I miss cigarettes.
Is Disney sending out subliminal messages again...how rude.
All I can see is Mickey Mouse from this add.
I cant believe they actually used that photo and outfit on the cover, its fucking horrendous.
I hate this cunt with every ounce of my being....she needs to be dead. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
That ensemble makes me want to hit her. Hard.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
BOOOO! She is so annoying. If you want to smoke, smoke. Damn. Something is going to kill you eventually in life so you might as well live the way you want to. She is trying to sound cool but really she just sounds like a bigger douchebag then she did before!
Honestly I hope she reads Dlisted because we say meaner things than 95% of the blogs out there.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
"Man, I wish smoking didn't kill you. I'd be smoking right now. I miss it."
Lmao, she sounds like such an idiot.
What a fucking stupid statement.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH MICHAEL
You got it soooooooo right in this one.
1. She looks like she's wearing Minnie Mouse's ears.
2. She looks like she has a dick.
3. She is a dick
4. Her husband plays boring ass music.
Lovers Keep On... - she doesn't mean well at all, she's the best mate of a former boss of mine who is also a mega-rich bitch cunt. They're 2 peas in a pod.
why can't people hate goop? Why can't people blog about how out of touch she is? she needs to move somewhere that doesn't allow freedom of speech.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.seekingwealthy.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I think she means well, but I just think she doesn't have a fucking clue that she comes off over the top and down right annoying.
So...that "lady of the manor/let them eat $800 pairs of shoes" stuff isn't doing it for you, huh, Gwyneth? No one is swallowing your bullshit, and now you're pissed off about it. "But...I'm just trying to do some good, telling the teeming, filthy masses to be like me and just buy a $25,000 everyday wardrobe! It will so simplify their miserable little lives!"
Yeah.
She's talking specifically baout this site and I'm offended because I've only had nothing but good to say about her pretentious stuck up ass.
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Insufferable.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 10:08am.
Her pretentious ice queen act was working for her until she married Chris Martin, the honorary king of contemporary elevator music. Then it just became silly
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Thank goodness! I thought I was the only person walking this earth that can't stand Coldplay. Perfect description of Chris Martin. I think he appeals to the Claymates crowd. Midwest soccer moms who can't handle innovative and progressive British bands.
Those bloomers don't go with the corsage. An insane insect must have designed this ensemble.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:17am.
Okay this is where Dlisted stops being fun for me. Seriously, why say that? There is slating people for the sake of it, hating on someone and then there is truly crazy behaviour such as this.
She is a mum of 2 kids for christ sake, so can we at least tone it down with the: I hope you die" shit?
If we can't then Dlisted is not the site I thought it was.
She is not offensive, she was actually quite funny on a TV show here in the UK. if she reads blogs then I feel sorry for her because in general people are pretty shitty about her.
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If the English love her so much, please, by all means, take her over there and get her out of our sights. The problem with her is that she is so arrogant and self-righteous, she doesn't know how cunty she is. She reminds me of a former childhood friend of mine. From an impoverished background, but a relative put her through a very exclusive private school. She came out with the biggest chip on her shoulder and this grating holier than thou attitude, while still managing to be as boring as oatmeal. An oatmeal cunt, that is exactly how Ms. Paltrow is.
She's so full of herself, I'm amazed she can get her big head through the door.
No wonder Chris Martin prefers to go on extended world tours, rather stay home and stroke her pretentious, bloated ego.
Why is she dressed like burnt toast?
I don't drink,smoke or do drugs either but I don't judge others who do or force my ways down their throats and I hope I am not a bitch.She is a cunt.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
There's nothing wrong with a drink and a smoke every once in awhile. She is so goddam uptight and whiny...she needs to filter out all the shit that comes out of her mouth. That's why people hate on GOOP, it's pretentious b.s., but she's too twatty to realize that because she has that stick so far up her ass. I wouldn't be surprised if she is an alcoholic either.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
A drunken, delusional uneducated twat is what she is. She's made too many comments regarding drinking and anyone can see right through them.
She once complained about women being outwardly drunk in London. She said wine is one of her vices. She was seen drinking Guiness when pregnant with her second child.
She just can't be that delusional and psychotic. I'm sure she's a drinker and drinks every day. Just can't be honest about it, that's all. The reality will come crashing down soon when she realises that her early career was a fluke (her dad and godfather Spielberg got her gigs). She's not bright enough to make it in the blogging world. She'll be in rehab within the year.
Oh, and I'm sure she still smokes in private.
Who's got the ad for Fish's show on the telly every fucking five minutes?
fishy: "who put the french rice in front of meeee? I caaaan't stop"
Every five fucking minutes. And I'm watching COPS for jebus sake.
"And as one of the haters Fishy is talking about, I'll give her a "Fuck you, cunt!" right back. She can stick that in her GOOP."
MichaelK, you can stick it in my no-no anytime you want.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:27pm.
Maybe she would not need so many enemas if her uptight lemon ass would open enough to allow a regular flow of shit to exit.
HAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:20am.
Nits, I'm still waiting for Sheeps to turn water into boxed wine.
Done! But it's not a Franzia chard/shiraz blend. No, it's a 1973 Chateau d'Yquem. www.NobelPrize.org/Nominations.htm
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Fuck the haters??? Fuck turning Minnie Mouses head into a top!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I have to comment even though she is a waste of oxygen. I just went to GOOP. Hahahahaha! She has actual photos of herself wearing clothing. It's a "what to wear" if you will. In any event, most of the outfits look like shit. She is so full of herself. She makes me gag.
Even when I was making a shit load of money, I could not afford Roger Vivier or Laboutin boots. She is crazy to recommend those designers, especially in this economy!
LMAO@vegaschick!
Let her have it, hunny!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Fishy reads celeb blogs for affirmation of her self worth? Kill yourself lady.
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I started smoking at 11 years old an' only stopped once to catch my breath-Bob Dylan
"Fuck the haters"? Who does this bitch think she is 50 Cent? I don't think a more pretentious, vile human being exists on this planet than Gwyneth Paltrow. I swear if I ever see her in person I'm going to sic my hundred pound guard dog on her.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:17am.
if she reads blogs then I feel sorry for her because in general people are pretty shitty about her.
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She knows that, has known it for years. I saw her on Orca Winfrey complaining about a blog called "I Hate Gwyneth Paltrow." She was on Orca to promote her new movie "The Talented Mr. Ripley" (1999). If she would stop torturing herself by reading "haters'" blogs and hanging around with Vadge, she just might be able to get a clue.
Maybe she would not need so many enemas if her uptight lemon ass would open enough to allow a regular flow of shit to exit.
she's not square. she's rectangular like a fishstick. only less filling
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I LOVE the way tries to save herself by saying; I would LOVE to smoke - if I could! You are so cool, Gwyn - really, you are. I even wrote about it in a song. If you wanna hear it you should drop us a line in here:)
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
Dear GwenPal,
Everyone hates you. Yes, everyone. So put the entire world under the very distinct category of "Haters."
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LOL! Trudat.
PS. I take issue with that "fashion".
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Dear GwenPal,
Everyone hates you. Yes, everyone. So put the entire world under the very distinct category of "Haters." I guess we're all supposed to love privileged daughters of rich Hollywood connected types, but we don't. Especially when they are extremely snobby and don't even fucking know it.
Go Fuck Yourself,
The World
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