Monday, February 2nd 2009

What In Dionne Warwick Hell?!


Some bitches throw a "pay my rent party" in order to raise funds, Vivica Fox takes any damn job offered to her. Any job! This bitch has replaced Dionne Warwick as the new spokeswhore for the Psychic Fakes Network.

Vivi, has it really come to this?! Eating assholes for 50 cents a pop in a back alley dumpster is more respectable than this shit! Damn. Can't somebody bring back Living Dolls, so Vivica can have a job she can be proud of?!

In the meantime, maybe Vivica can ask one of her Psychic Friends where her damn hairline went!

Thanks Pam

Posted by: Michael K


Drew's picture

Oh oh! Somebody get screenshots of those "new" psychics! One looks like Rob Schneider in a wig and the other's a transgendered Mario Batalli (the chubby orange-haired chef).

Aerialgreen's picture

Shit, never knew about her until Kill Bill Vol. 1, I think it's time to forget her again. Will fill her space on my celebrity un-knowledge with the current American Idol season.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:57pm.
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"If she is so Psychic, she would have known this was career suicide!"

THANK YOU ~ I predict Joaquin Phoenix joining them by the end of this year... no, no need to pay me for the prediction! this one is on me.

If she is so Psychic, she would have known this was career suicide!

paris herpes's picture

What I want to know is whatever happened to her nose?! It looks really really bad in that picture! Holy shit!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

@Madam: Good question. I think the slide happened when she started dating hip-hop thugs.

Apparently, David Schwimmer is sipping coffee in this commercial too. Mmmmm hmmmm.

Madam Pince's picture

What the hell happened to her career? She seemed to get off to a good start, then nosedived.

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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."

Sayonara's picture

Damn V is it that bad?!

"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)

If she is really that hard up for cash, couldn't she go on cable TV and have her wonky breast fixed on camera???