Monday, February 2nd 2009
What In Dionne Warwick Hell?!
Some bitches throw a "pay my rent party" in order to raise funds, Vivica Fox takes any damn job offered to her. Any job! This bitch has replaced Dionne Warwick as the new spokeswhore for the Psychic Fakes Network.
Vivi, has it really come to this?! Eating assholes for 50 cents a pop in a back alley dumpster is more respectable than this shit! Damn. Can't somebody bring back Living Dolls, so Vivica can have a job she can be proud of?!
In the meantime, maybe Vivica can ask one of her Psychic Friends where her damn hairline went!
Thanks Pam
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Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:39pm.
You bitches keep talking about the wonky titty but I don't see it! Where is it?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
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Submitted by whatforii on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:36pm.
She is not a young girl now, but looks very noble and sexy....
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Yes, nothing says noble and sexy like a psychic hot line ad and a wonky, caved-in tit.
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She is not a young girl now, but looks very noble and sexy, I like this kind of woman! I believe I can find such a wife on the celebrity&rich dating site ^^^^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, in fact there are really many attractive women and wealthy guy who want to end their single life!
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the ugly fake wig wearing bitch is gonna get dionne rich from this scam.
Wow. Times is hard on the Boulevard.
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She must have wasted the money she collected to do her face. Damn her face is distracting!
Submitted by Callan on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:17pm.
OT: Love your avie. The Tourette's Guy makes me piss my pants!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Jesus, she can't be that hard up for roles that she's doing this and did Dancing With the Stars a few years back?
She must have made some bad investments. I mean shit, she was in Kill Bill only a few years back.
Hey, bitch has gotta eat somehow.....i hope she
breaks out Dionne's visor. I don't think Whitney does it justice.
And has anyone ever seen La Bruja Lola in Spain?
Fucking hilarious psychic lady....good shit to have in the background when you're drunk and getting a bj....
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:09pm.
Holy FUCK! See, that's one of the things that I'm afraid of. I'm sure these psychics would say something ambiguous and then my dumb ass would be like, "YAYAYA! YOU'RE RIGHT! WHAT ABOUT WHEN x DID THIS TO ME AND THEN y HAPPENED???"
I'd give away all the shit they're supposed to be saying. And I'm sure they'd talk me up to keep me on the line forever.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:52pm.
How much do they pay these people for a testimony? Is the person at the 33 sec. mark precious or what?!
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That guy is wearing more make up then me on a typical day.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:45pm.
Okokok, be truthful sluts. Is there anyone here who has ever called a psychic hotline?
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Yes. Over a decade ago. I had broken up with a guy I thought was "the one" so I kept calling different psyhic lines asking if I would ever find my soul mate. I can't remember what the answers were but I do remember running up a $800 phone bill.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
In my experience, I have found the phone sex operators to be a little more accurate in their predictions than the psychics. Um, I mean, so I've heard, anyway.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Clem on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:21pm.
btw the mascara dude at 0.33 rocks my world
lol - Walter Mercado's nephew, perhaps?
In the mid-90s, I sat near her and Jamie Foxx having din together at CPK in Studio City. I think both were kinda on the way up then? They were both good looking, I thought. But, as MK said, I recall staring surreptitiously at her hairline.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:57pm.
If she is so Psychic, she would have known this was career suicide!
Proof that this shit don't work. With the economy in the crapper like it is, you'd think auntie Viv would know better then to back this waste of money.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
I remember calling a psychic hotline when I spent the summer with my Grandma. I asked the lady if I could speak to Miss Cleo and she said I got the wrong place and she told me I wasn't going home for awhile. It crushed my 7 year old heart.
Damn first Ed and MC Hammer and now this Vivica crap. The recession sure is hitting some people HARD!!
I never have. If I knew the future I'd probably run for the oven.
Off topic: It's nice to see your cute self again, Sockie. Hope things are going well for you and the hub.
Did you ever stop to think that she may actually believe in it? BWAHAHAHA! Me either.
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I cast my vote for broke...and busted!
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puppy side eye.
Okokok, be truthful sluts. Is there anyone here who has ever called a psychic hotline?
I've always been told that they were scams... but secretly I've wanted to call just to satisfy my curiosity.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I'm going to phone them up for Adriana Lima's phone number. And tomorrow night's Mega Millions draw numbers as well. No more day job for me.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Okay, She's been in Independence Day, Soul Food, and Kill Bill.
Other than those films, when was the last Blockbuster she was in?
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:52pm.
How much do they pay these people for a testimony? Is the person at the 33 sec. mark precious or what?!
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LOL! Yeah..I'm thinking man, tranny or beast!?! Yikes!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I don't think Vivica is broke , I think she knows that she can't wait for a hit movie to land on her lap, so she is just taking the offers that come her way, I think that is the smart thing to do. At least she is not unemployed. Make that maney.
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I'm not psychic, but I see Vivica's future as an F-listed celeb.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I saw Vivica on an episode of Law & Order and bitch couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
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How much do they pay these people for a testimony? Is the person at the 33 sec. mark precious or what?!
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
I am psychic, I see the end of her career, whatever there was of it!
It was Halle Berry pre nose job on Living Dolls. I used to love that crap show...tried to make it like a models Facts of Life. Tough girl, prissy girl, black girl and lived an old lady and her perverted son.
She should have seen this coming.
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I started smoking at 11 years old an' only stopped once to catch my breath-Bob Dylan
Ok, so. Watch it with the sound off...you'll see. They're saying:
Hi! I'm a liar! I lie for money! I'm gonna make some money for this lie! And, if I play MY cards right *I*'ll make a whole LOTTA money for these lies! Call now!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:36pm.
Don't be so quick to rule out plain old greed.
Does anyone in this day and age buy this physic/horoscope crap?
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I read my horoscope everyday along with the comics because it's entertaining.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Well, since Kill Billy, Viv has been doing a bunch of straight-to-video movies produced by a Black production company. In an article I read, those movies were supposedly making everybody concerned very rich. I can't imagine that's true if Viv is doing this stuff these days!!
At any rate, she has messed up her face so much I guess she needs money to keep up the plastic surgery work. I wish her the best.
by Hollywood standards, Vivica is an old broad. it must be getting hard to find a man to pay the bills. she should have kept her trap shut about Fiddy -- all now he'd be paying her bills for the occasional screw.
Don't be so quick to rule out plain old greed.
Does anyone in this day and age buy this physic/horoscope crap?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Wow.....I think she's hit rock bottom.
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I think doing porn would have been more respectable than doing this
btw the mascara dude at 0.33 rocks my world
Goddamn, Vivi! You know this was supposed to be Phoebe Price's new gig. That ten-head is always getting in the way.
Im embarassed for the ho. Damn Viv, you should hung on to 50cent's cock.
I heard the bitch was a shitty tipper too.
LMAO @ Dionne Warwick Hell!...
Well, with the faulting economy, she's not going to get her normal wage unless she pulls shit like this. Oscar worthy!
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Yeah so im thinking this chick must have spent all her money on plastic surgery! so sad
Her abilities should give her insight to the lotto drawings, then she wouldn't have to humiliate herself on the Psycho Network.
Can she predict where her next job is coming?
and I thought I didnt have money.
Coma Caca!!
Hey, mortgages,lacefront wigs and plastic surgeons aren't free. I just hope she has her gal pal Star Jones stop by for a reading.