KITTENS vs. Bruce Springsteen
Yesterday was one of the biggest televised sporting events of the year: Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl V! Some people died from all the excitement. True fact. Halfway through this heart-stopping and tongue-swallowing event, the puppies went off to clean each other's asses with their tongues and that's when it was the kittens turn to entertain. KITTENS!!!! If you thought the Puppy Bowl killed hearts and made ovaries burst, the Kitty Half-Time Show presented by Bissell (um, ok?) was so spectacularly cute that I think I actually felt warm in my heart area. Or maybe that was just the microwaved saltines and Kraft slices talking.
The "other" Bowl also had their own half-time show. It's kind of gives me "the awwws" that they actually thought they could compete with the world famous KITTY Half-Time Extravaganza. But they did try by bringing out The Leader Bruce Springsteen! Or is it The Supervisor? The Assistant Manager? The Boss? I forget.
You know, Bruce gave that shit all he had. He thrust that crotch like a strung out lunch-shift stripper trying to get a dollar so she can make another layaway payment on her crack rock. Seriously, he was all over it.
Now, even though I give Bruce half-a-clap for his Jersey crotch, the furry pussy balls win this shit! They sealed the deal at the 4:50 mark. I mean, one pussy is nibbling on another pussy's ear! It's so fucking cute that I want to eat my own ear off!
Pussy balls are on top and Jersey crotch is on the bottom.
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The Boss T-Bags America, finally Janet's Nipple flash is topped by the sliding crotch.
KITTIES! I watched the kitties. They looked dazed and irritable from all the shit falling from the ceiling.
I lost all respect in Bruce Springsteen when he signed a deal to sell his new crappy CD in Walmart only.
He can take his working man bull shit act and go straight to hell with it.
Um. I think he was really good. How old is that fucker? I only like Springsteen sometimes. Sometimes I can't stand the guy. I love how he runs around proudly displaying his golddigging ho and how she knows how to play...um...bass?
Submitted by yoly on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:39am.
Speaking of fur balls, I think Bruce had one stuck in his throat....
I mean, that's how he usually sounds to me. I'm always impressed when he drops it. And...yeah - the more I look at it, the more it's one of those performances that helps me understand why he has fans. And the E-Street Band is super extra tight.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Right on, Gaza Strip.
But I just love that BS is human enuff to be done with this shit and say something like that, myself.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Speaking of fur balls, I think Bruce had one stuck in his throat. He sucks.
BS tried too hard, and the kitten crap is indicative of the trailer-trashing of our culture. And, as BS apparently said to Costas, when questioned as to why he was finally willing to do a SB half-time show, "I have a record coming out, dummy. It's not rocket science." (After the Wal-mart debacle, he might have picked a better way to respond.)
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Springsteen is legendary I love him ... he is still hot and his voice is still great.Kittens were ZZZZZ.....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
well, if that isnt the very picture of what is wrong with america.
cute kittens playing is not enough.
we need a fucking rave light show, too.
which the kittens were not into.
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When did Bruce Springsteen turn into Tom JOnes?
When he moved and slid and hopped...it looked like he had arthritis.
Oh well, I still loves him.
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Oh God, those kitties where so boring I almost watched Springsteen, almost.
glory days always makes me wanna dance, but i honestly thought he was gonna keel over and die
bruce is alittle chunky for all that jumping & sliding
is he divorced yet?
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Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:23pm.
Way to suck all the fun out of it! What little there was that is...
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
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the pussies are cute but damn, I sure hope they had homes and weren't plucked from a shelter for that mess and then taken back to be destroyed!
as for Bruce, I'd suck his Jersey mic stand any day of the week! that hawt mf looks ZEXY as HELL for a pepaw!
Kitty halftime has my vote! And Mojo Kittyjo's too!
eh BS is just not my cup of tea
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THE (all american) BOSS took bad advice from his manager regarding a deal with WALMART...WALMART! And monkeys flew out of his butt...Come on bitch, really...
Anyfakepieceofpoo, ah forget it.
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"acting like a fucking bitch" class
Jersey crotch? Minus for that.
Adorable kittens...but the poor little guys seemed a bit overwhelmed by the excessive stimulation.
Bruce kicked ass.. He had me up and excited but those kittens!!! They are the best.
Sidebar: I'm going to fuck up my goddamn cat. Those fucking nails of his in my sofa!!! WTF!!! Uggghhh
I watched this Kitty shit and it was the fucking best!!! Those kitten motorized toys are the best. I used to have to swing shit around for my pussy years ago! Modern marvels!
Ok MK I have loved this blog for a long time now and you have talked about alot of people and I agree with almost 100% of what you say.....PLEASE do not fuck with the boss. He is my all time favorite! He rocks and kicks puppies asses any day of the week....heck he kicks kitties asses too!
Me lurves the kitties!!!! Bruce..I was waiting for him have a stroke...followed by a lot of drooling......
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:00pm.
thanks Mike, I hadn't heard about his selling out to walmart. *WALMART of all things!!!!
What a hypocrite.
ALthough I have never been a fan of the Boss, he came out right after the deal or a bit thereafter and said that he regretted terribly selling out to Walmart and that his manager gave him bad advice or some crap. I am sure he did it cause his core fan base slammed him, but still....
and I did not like the kitty thing or the half time show, they both blew in my opinion. I love cats and dogs but 6 minutes of nothingness... no thank you. I do not care how cute they are, it is like watching paint dry.
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I fucking LIVE for that Half-Time Show. Seriously, the whole Puppy Bowl is like the best hangover tonic in the world.
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i can't believe so many people didn't like bruce's performance...even when he is corny he just makes me so happy
thanks Mike, I hadn't heard about his selling out to walmart. *WALMART of all things!!!!
What a hypocrite.
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doing his little ape dance all the way to the bank.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I can't take Bruce seriously. He looks exactly like my dad, it's creepy, but he looked like he was having fun.
I feel sorry for those kittens. I'm surprised they didn't go into epilectic fits. What was with the lights?
Bruce has ALWAYS looked like he was in pain when he sings, Sugar! Like he's majorly herniating himself.
I thought it was as good as a SuperBowl perf could possibly be. Hella-better thatn Timbertwat et al.
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Kitties all the way. I'm down on Springsteen for his Wal-Mart deal.
Kittehs for the win!
Bruce sounded good, but did look as though he was in pain or missed his metamucil. SO I will say watch kitties play while listening to Bruce?
I like the kitten half time show better. The canned cheering and 70s game show music... what really got me was at 4:55 they have the canned "awohhh" noise when the one cat chews on the other cat's head, same thing the fans do when a player gets injured on the field.
The boss of the over-rated and over-inflated.
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Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:58pm.
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Yeah, I got the "old people singing" shit at my house, too...whippersnappers! LOL
I'm not a fan, but Bruce Springsteen OWNED it last night. These kittens on the other hand are so fucking cute...I can't decide which one I like more.
for a second I thought 2:30 was the beginning of "Are You Gonna be my Girl" by Jet
meh to both.
too many flashing coloured lights - no animals likes that shit, can't watch that sort of thing. NOT FUN.
and the other one? pfft. frankly I'd rather watch Little Richard or Jerry Lee Lewis. they do that shit MUCH better.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I love kittens, but I can see and play with kittens anytime I want. There is only one Bruce and I'd kill some kittens to get to play with him. (only kidding about the kitty killing)
I've been a fan of his since the beginning. My kids call him 'Hillybilly Bruce' because they think his songs sound country. We live in PA, so they know Jersey isn't country. My teen daughter went to a friends Super Bowl party last night and said they didn't like the halftime show because it was 'old people' singing. I almost disowned her!
My favorite Bruce song (of course, he talks alot before he starts singing. Skip to 1:01)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxVu41Vsthg&feature=related
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:34pm.
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I know! When he did the microphone stand slide, I almost came. (sorry for being so graphic)
The kittehs did nothing for me.
I can't believe my heart is more frozen than MK's.
chicken fingers?? who eats chicken fingers during the superbowl?? i thought bruce was a man of the people. go back to hollyweird with your hawty tawty chicken fingers
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When Bruce did the stripper pole dance with the mic stand at the beginning of his performance, I almost passed out. Major hotness, but the kittens win this battle.
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Kittens by far.
Springsteens vest was so tight? I was wondering how he could even breathe.