Monday, February 2nd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs


American soldiers are just like us! They also make glittery gay videos to Don't Stop Believin' - Towleroad

Little Hermione Granger is so edgy - Egotastic!

John Mayer actually made a funny! - Popsugar

St. Angie pops into SNL's Weekend Update. The bitchface is all wrong, but everything else is spot on - Just Jared

Megan Fox hearts her ass - Hollywood Tuna

Greasy Bear is sucking on this nipple. No wonder it looks all chewed up and shit (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Slumgdog Millionaire's trophy shelf is going to bust - Lainey Gossip

Booze is what happened to Nick Nolte - Cityrag

Sorry, but Chris Brown's shot girl doesn't have the power of RiRi's tenhead - Hollywood Rag

Also, today is the last day to vote for the Bloggies. Dlisted is up for Gossip and Blog of the Year. If you haven't already voted, click here to do so. That's if you want to. Spaghetti Cat will give you a lap dance if you do.

Posted by: Michael K


Tracy Lynn's picture

Is it wrong to murder a spammer by hanging them upside down on tenterhooks, slicing out their guts while they're still alive, and forcing them to watch the vultures eat their entrails as they slowly bleed to death?

Cuz I think I saw that on ***deranged_spammer_killer.com***

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

he is really cool
PS: I found my great MR right on ^^^^^^^www celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^, maybe you can join too if you are looking for wealthy man or sexy beauty!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Those soldiers are adorable!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I think Megan is overrated but she looks good there, semi-covered up (esply that lame-o tatt). I like her hair and jeans (Frankie B's?). Her coolness quotient drops markedly cuz of the asspie she's dating.

Khensu Hetep's picture

So, I see that Megan Fox's fishing for compliments have proven futile, and now she's returned to being the narcissistic pig we all knew she was all along.

he is so funny, lol...but i dont like

PS: I found a great site ^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^ It ’s where you can post your job advertisement and have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

Mr. President's picture

I voted for you too, DESPITE Spaghetti Cat. Death to Spaghetti Cat!

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JessicaRox's picture

I voted for you!! Twice!!
I had too. This site is, after all, the clear winner.

blkbabe34's picture

I am a gorgeous girl, like dancing,hiking,making friends and sometime camping. Welcome to view my photo under the name "candice544" on www.BlackWhiteKiss.com where many black or white singles seeking love online.

sexymixer81's picture

God bless our troops! And they need to clean up that fucking room...prob smells like a a locker room...

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Rosemary's picture

Now I want to join the army

moonmaid's picture

Damn, those guys are funny. But so young {{sigh}}. Get back safe guys, hopefully with your sick humor intact. Their room looks tidy compared to my 19 year old's.

sweetstickyriceball's picture

good luck mk! congrats on the nominations.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Hot soldiers making out with their bunk mates and Journey all together in one video? - I may die right now a happy girl.
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beatslikebombs's picture

That was more entertaining than some Broadway shows, TBH.

Barb Dwyer's picture

Nolte was so fucking caliente when he was young and semi-sober. Damn.

Barb Dwyer's picture

That Elliot girl has Jolie down PAT....

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:25pm.
Dlist IS gossip, and blog of the year!!

MK will win it! I have no doubts.

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Albatross's picture

Those military guys are HOTTTT. And that video is one of the gayest things I have ever seen.

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gmrjr59's picture

Thought the pictures of Emma Watson were hot. She is coming to her own. If she doesn't stray too far could be the next sex-kitten.

la cucaracha's picture

I believe that first one. those military mofos LOOOOVVVVEE each other, the strongest relationshps of anyone ever!!!!

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I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!

JeffreyDahmer's picture

Everybody has a raging hard-on for Slumdog Millionaire. Christ, it wasn't even that good.

Tracy Lynn's picture

And my DD has 3 guys in the war that she thinks are pining away with love for her...

Can we get some decent whores sent over there to service the troops? What the heck. Our 19 year old military boys are all gonna come back from the war and move into MK's house if we don't get them properly laid by a girl.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Don't Ask.
Don't Tell.

Post you sparkling gay ass all over the interwebs.

(when did that last one become part of the policy?)

Eddie's picture

Dlist IS gossip, and blog of the year!!

SpiceDong's picture

My gaydar exploded at the first 5 seconds of that video:

- adjusting sheet to make sure huge nipples are showing.
- making grand entrance from under the sheets and making sure to caress comrade's pecs.
- resting head on said comrade's delicious pecs for that extra gay touch.

No wonder gay people aren't allowed to serve openly in the US Military. Videos like this don't help the cause.

They are cute but they've ruined that Journey song for me.

Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo

grapedrinkbaby's picture

the skit on SNL was mild...meh...disappointing...they're prolly gunning for her to host in a month or do a cameo like with mark walhberg

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Nick Nolte was attractive back in the day...alcohol is hard on a body...and a face for that matter

grapedrinkbaby's picture

those army guys are so funny...i do love that the one soldier just walks by like nothing unsual's going on...i love our troops!...they could use a few dance lessons on the partner dancing, except i thought the lifts in the routine were excellent...Danny Terrio would be proud!

snowpiece's picture

TEAM SLUMDOG!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

lizzieb's picture

This is some BB shit. Not only am I totally fucking snowed in (it's lovely today, crisp and white and everyone off work/school round my way but tomorrow will be ice *sobs*) but that video will not play in the UK. Can anyone tell me how to get round whatever it is that stops me?

Love that JJ comment about this upsetting her kids- well, I think 'daddy' being married to someone else and mommy kissing old men, brothers and horses might be worse. I'm just guessing.

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I'm so fucking tired of that no talent botoxed bitch Megan Fox.

Haribo's picture

what a freakin mess in the soldiers' room! clean that shit up, boys!

shut the smurf up's picture

That weekend update was fuckign awesome, I can't stand adoptalina but Those freaks at JJ are kind of scary.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

That damn video could cost the soldiers their career. You can do whatever the fuck you want in the Military as long as you dont do it in uniform. Its something about not representing themselves as a soldier accordingly
Shit was funny, though.... Gotta love those homely trailers in Iraq...

DonkeyPunched's picture

I would so jump those 2 soldiers... and make sure they felt VERY apreciated.

kanderso's picture

Yay for SNL. If they keep making fun of her, maybe I'll actually watch! This JJ thread is pure insanity. The best comment:

"They have spent years now creating Angelina and family attack sites, blowing up pictures of Angelina, Brad and ALL the kids for minute analyses, they write anti-fan fiction, they track down personal info so they can chart their “horoscopes,” they consult psychics about Jolie & Pitt’s future, and they even plan campaigns to swarm on numerous gossip sites to spread lies about Jolie and Pitt. The latest site they have infiltrated wit their fakery is Datalounge."

Hee! This makes me want to do two things: 1) start an actual organized campaign against Brangelina and 2) check out Datalounge.

Seriously though...psychics? The fuck?

On another note, the Hermoine pictures creep me out. If she ever comes out with a sex tape, or there's some video of her smoking crack or something, I will probably crawl under my desk and cry. It's Hermoine for crap's sake! No sex or drugs allowed!

Cunty LaRue's picture

I'm not really a fan of Megan Fox's no gym/anorexia ass

Silvara0428's picture

I'm going in order this time:
1. "glittery gay" nice, and yes so the ghey!!!
2. Sex kitty {{{{roooooooaaaaarrrrrrrrr}}}}}
3. Don't give a crap
4. See above
5. Again see # 3 and 4
6. Dayum/Busted and good for him because obviously he does not give a shiot!
7. See #'s 3, 4, and now 7

done

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SICKITTEN's picture

The Bloggie voting link, it's running strangely. Isn't loading properly!

Manbearpig's picture

Was that MACHINE who walked past at the end?
Love this video and love our US soldiers!
But pick up that fucking mess in your room, guys.

christine the hoff's picture

some people are dissing her at JJ
dies.

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joanne's picture

I love Nick Nolte and FUNNYSTUFFs comments on JJ.

pleaseMe's picture

99% certain the bigger army bitch is my ex husband.

Salem13's picture

Submitted by Rocket on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:44pm.

Yeah, as opposed to the fan fiction they write?

O/T: It was a good impression but she could've been a bit more smug.

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Oxygen's picture

The "Don't stop believing" vid was very funny...HOWEVER they should have spent some of that energy cleaning that dirty ass room up.
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putsomestankonit's picture

The loons at JJ are saying Angelina can laugh at herself and would enjoy that clip. Somehow I doubt it...

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