Monday, February 2nd 2009
Would You Motorboat?
Look at those furry titty balls! It's a good thing Jesse Metcalfe didn't cover up his bodacious chichis with a bra top. That way we can see them in all their glory. I just wish we could see those moobies in action. I bet they touch the sky when he bounces up and down.
Don't you just want to stick your face in his tig ol' bitties!? Or you can stick your bottle of Bud in between them while you give him a belly raspberry. I bet they even lactate! Leche fountain!
Bitch can go back to Desperate Houswives and work as Eva LongWHORIA's chichi double if he ever needs the money.
And Jesse's jugs o' plenty almost distract from his tattoos courtesy of Summer's Eve.
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I wonder which he gets more often...motorboats or titty fucks?
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Moobs are gross..cover it up!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
his body model community is so unique!
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friggin hell! why does every male today feel the need to go topless!! just because you can doesn't mean you should ... that goes for women (of all ages btw) who wear mini skirts too!!
Am I the only one who saw this and immediately thought that Vince Vaughn has really cleaned up??
Always was fug. Still is.
I'd still fuck him and fuck him very hard.
I was in a elevator with him once, when I was on a holiday, myself and this other guy were in the elevator with him... man, he has the WORST B.O. EVER! It was so foul, I ended up getting off before my floor and taking the stairs. He smelt homeless.
It's almost as bad as Kirstie Alley's farts, which make me want to throw up. Smells like roadkill on a hot day.
damn, his man-jugs are out of control. I'd still suck on them though
His man teets are gross!
Men that drink a lot usually get man titties. This is just something I've been noticing lately. I'm a little freaked out by his man titties though...
He's gotten fug. And those tattoos are nassssty.
He used to be so hot.
This pic proves he was on steroids a while back when his boobs were so round and firm (not implants), and now that he is in the off cycle the titties are getting saggy. That is one of the main signs of steroid use: development of breast tissue. He is fucked.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
barf
my God this post makes me want to throw up, but what the hell do I know, everything grosses me out nowadays.
he was so hot in DH, he is getting tubby lately.
"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"
kittens,
Nah. Jesse Metcalfe gives me the vomit burps.
This is my favorite pic of him...
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/4128.jpg
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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!
an "a" cup or a small "b" jesse is sporting...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
He really doesn't look that bad. And the moobs aren't that big. I could never stand his perfectly groomed eyebrows on Desperate Housewives. That's what really bothered me and can't see his eyebrows from these pictures...
suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time
Jane and I both believe that God and Moses were correct about tattoo's. To everyone else it says "I'm Stupid". On topic we'd motorboat those moobies in a heartbeat.
Love Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Snideychick sez:
He's as breasty as the chick in his tattoo!
lol @ wallyraffle
I always knew Next was an educational program!
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I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find out who ya call.Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials and rat food.Get lost in the crowd. One Way or Another...
These are not pec implants. Pec implants are REALLY fake and obvious looking, as anyone who has seen any in person can attest. This dude has always had bitch tits, and really they ain't THAT huge compared to his build. Some guys just have more breast tissue than others. At least he doesn't have full-on gynecomastia (very feminine/saggy/pointy man boobs), which would totally ruin his deliciously suckable manrack.
on the topic of moobs, i was watching Next today (cos I'm cool) and one guy on the bus told the others that if they rub their nipples they get hard as 'diamonds'. So, the bus passengers wouldn't take his word and had to try it out for themselves and were pleasantly surprised. Hi-5s ensued. I ADORE public masturbation. But I did wonder why (apparently) the girls in cal-y-for-ny-a don't bite.
MOOBS FOREVER.
Yup, this is what happens when you put on weight over pec implants.
He really should have those pec implants taken out.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Snow- it's Cesar! I couldn't find a pic that I liked of him where he didn't look gay, so this one had to do.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:17am.
If this big breasted boy can walk around in public topless why can't women do the same? What the hell's the difference?
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Well, for one, mine aren't quite so hairy, but I guess that is more of an argument FOR your point and not really against.
KD who is in your avie?
Jessie should go out for a job a Hooter's, if he gets turned down he might have a lawsuit....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:46am.
Locke's are bigger
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LOL, I was thinking the same thing! His are real saggy too.
Jesse is really starting to let himself go. I bet he'll be as chunky as my man by summertime.
Oh, and add that to the list of the Ugliest Tattoos in the World.
He does look hot in these pics. Kinda reminds me of my man--I think he even has those same camo shorts.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Hmmm, the boobs on his tattooed lady look suspiciously familiar….
Jess' moobs saved his life when he took that header off the balcony so I don't blame him for keeping them around.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
I know he gives new meaning to the word douche but, he looks hot in those pics!!! I'd motorboat all day and night with no life preserver. Yum!!!
rickilake, he's all yours! I don't think anyone will fight you for him....lol
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
Submitted by Granny Frump on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:17am.
Two reasons: 1. Men like to suck on tittays and they'd run into shit if we ran around topless, 2. If the woman is in the right time of her life, she leaks.
In the defense of women wearing shit on the top, I am thankful that I have my bra... I can run and jump and climb and not have the ladies hurt and start to sag.
I'm used to seeing big titties on old men or fat guys but it's odd that this young, unfat dude is so busty. If this big breasted boy can walk around in public topless why can't women do the same? What the hell's the difference?
I love Man tits!
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
Ummm no.
Coma Caca!!
I always think of him as the female jessica alba.
generically attractive with nothing going on upstairs
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man tittie= nasty!
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You people are crazy! He is hottt (although douchey), and his luscious man titties get my focused attention every time I come across them! Hot, hot, hot body, and great pecs. I practically want to nurse from him! lol
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ***millionaireloves.com***last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ? looooooooool
He used to look hot. What happened?
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EEK, Clarisse! you have the vom burps too? too much superbowl sunday, like me?
Easily a small B-cup.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
I'd still pole dance it...the moobs are just a plus!
McMooby!! *vom burp*
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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!
At first I thought, "not too bad" but then I noticed the perky nipples. I have perky nipples and they're hot, but men just shouldn't... I dunno... yuck. Either work out to flatten those things out or just get fat.
eek MOOBS!! Now he can never go back to Wisteria Lane. They don't like fatties over there...
EW
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