The Cheeto Road Tour Is In Danger Of Being Canceled!
We should have started a damn Dlisted pool about this shit. So many of bitches rolled your eyes and smacked your lips when it was announced that Our Lady of Cheetos would take her beef jerky act on the road. You snapped your fingers and said, "Fuck me with a lubed-up Slim Jim if the show goes on." Well, you might have been right. TMZ says that the "I Ain't Karazy Tour" is in danger of being called off completely. The reason? Brit Brit won't go on the road without her little Cheetolings.
KFed, Daddy Spears and Our Lady of Cheetos were working out a plan so that SPF and JJ can travel with their mama je'e on tour. KFed worked out the deal without help from his lawyers.
The plan is to set up three home bases in the country: Los Angeles, New Orleans and New Jersey. The kids will stay in one of those three places and Brit Brit will meet them there between shows in each area. Brit Brit will pay KFed 4 grand a week and would give him his own place to stay near those three bases. Basically, the 4 grand is "STFU and let me play mommy with my kiddies" money.
Last week, KFed's lawyers found out about this shit and threw a wrench in it immediately. They accused Daddy Spears of going behind their backs and cutting them out. KFed's lawyers aren't amused with the deal for reasons unknown. They are telling KFed not to agree to it.
And sources tell TMZ that if Brit Brit can't take her Cheetolings with her, she will quit the tour.
There's no way KWellFed is going to let $4k a week pass him by. Do you know how many Arby's Beef 'n Cheddars with extra horsey sauce he can buy? He can buy enough to fill his tub with, so he can bathe in that shit. You know that's one of his dreams.
If Brit cancels her tour, I will throw my head back and cackle at all the dumb bitches who emptied out their checking account to buy tickets at three times the price on eBay. I was close to being one of those stupid asses, but then a voice sang in my ear, "Cancelizer! Cancelizer! Cancelizer! Cancelizer!"
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I have tix to the ATL show. If she cancels I will be pissed this time. Last time..i was forgiving...
Why would people pay to see that?!
@whatforii on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:59am.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:39am.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:15pm.
WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE MEDIOCRE!?!!!11
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"Britney is so excited to kick off her tour. She has been enjoying every moment of rehearsals and is looking forward to performing in front of a live audience again. Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour," read a post to Spears' website.
The Circus Starring Britney Spears 2009 Tour, Spears' first arena tour in five years, kicks off March 3 in New Orleans. The Pussycat Dolls will also be along for the ride.
And since she'll be touring until June, it's lucky that she won't be needed in court until at least August.
That's when the singer may be called upon to give a deposition in her former manager's lawsuit against her over (what else?) money matters.
i hope she can be better in the future, i love her
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the tour is on, brit brit got her way.
anywho i need cheap ass tickets since i'm poor.
"HEE-HAWW!" comes to mind.
Funny, those 3 "bases" are nowhere near her dates in London and Canada. She gonna commute from there, too? She couldn't even get herself into the courtroom for the custody hearings when she was already in the building but she's going to put in that much effort in commuting every night? Suuuure. And 50/50 custody? My ASS. She doesn't even have custody of herself. Nice try of making it look legit when she cancels, though.
I don't believe for one second she gives a rat's ass about those kids. This sounds like a big set up to allow her flake with a "noble" excuse.
Shitney sux azz.
This tour is not being organized by her "handlers" I am 100% sure that her label, Jive is behind this. That piece of crap she released last year, and did no promotion of flopped big time. He entire year of being a trainwreck cost them $$. She put out another album, Jive wants their return on what THEY manufactured.
She has no CHOICE but to do this or else Jive will most likely can her ass.
K-Feds lawyers just want more money. The tour will happen.
Submitted by Green Is Good
"Bitch, please. Twatney is a spoiled, lazy cunt. She doesn't WANT to go on tour, and she's using her kids as a bullshit excuse."
I agree 100%.
Rosemary, I think she wants to go on tour. She needs and craves attention and isn't getting so much of it anymore.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
actually nm, i guess they don't get screwed if the fans don't get the money back.....i'm not sure if they do or don't. I heard they don't for some reason. If they don't then her camp isn't screwed, they got what they came for. They do get screwd somewhat though for promoting her in the future. I think it's almost it for her though......maybe years later if she ever gets well she could be back on top again, but not if she keeps going like this. And no, it's obvious to me now she will never be where she was at one time...so not, i guess not back on top, but maybe back to where she is respected again.
Her handlers, since she is the troubled one, are the worst. They knew she couldn't necessarily go through with it and the blame would be put on britney. They didn't care. They wanted their money including her father. I hope she does cancel just to screw them, her fans will be mad but her die hard ones will get over it. Also any fan with any sense, knows she was unwell whether it was "being spoiled", "mentally ill", whatever you wanna call it. Unless they are just not smart. They bargained with their money. Unless they are just really dumb or something, they took a chance, they had to of known she was not reliable at this point and not well.
Glad I didn't buy tickets. I wouldn't be surprised if she has found a reason to cancel though I do believe she cares for those kids but is troubled. I believe she was pushed into this tour....seeing she hasn't toured for years. So i don't blame her for wanting out of it. She isn't ready to tour. At the same time, she should have said no before, instead of causing her fans so much money.
Bitch, please. Twatney is a spoiled, lazy cunt. She doesn't WANT to go on tour, and she's using her kids as a bullshit excuse.
That little boy is trying to fly away to nanny.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Yeah right like she gives a shit about her kids? LOL thanks for the laughs brit.
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why hasn't brit been named mother of the year yet? please, brit doesn't want to have daily contact kids and we all know it...this is some type of stunt...
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awww what a devoted mother ::::barf::::
Nice publicity stunt asshat.
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Interesting...looks as though Shitters isn't over Adnan, keeps calling him and giving him details of where she is in hopes to meet with him.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:05pm.
Classy, bright pink bra under a sheer grey T.
CLASSAY!
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It's actually a nice, sexy, classic shirt but put anything tasteful on cheetogirl and she'll find a way to fug it up.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Classy, bright pink bra under a sheer grey T.
CLASSAY!
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:56pm.
Wait, she cares about her kids now? Since when?
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Since she noticed she was no longer in the media and her album is tanking.
I love how she's just now recognizing the consequences of procreating. She didn't even think twice about the fact that she may have to share her kids with their father when she was busy trying to get knocked up with SPF.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
4K extra a week and a place to stay is PEANUTS when you consider what people, well gullible people, are willing to pay to see this sad twat.
I bet the team that's in charge of keeping her on a diet gets paid more.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
In that photo Brit Brit is saying, "looka me, y'all! I'm a flycatcher!"
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Wait, she cares about her kids now? Since when?
TV-she'd fit right in in, say, Seaside Heights?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Her bullshit is so tired nowadays.. It's not even entertaining anymore!
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
DAE - but you know, those stupid ass fans will STILL, STILL defend ths bitch. Because it is NEVER her fault.
She's setting up a base camp in NJ? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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If she DOES cancel, what happens to the money the fans spent con tix? Some spent over $2,000 to she her, I hope they get their money back
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LMAO @ TITS!! ur killing me here!
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
PSL- Kevin's lawyers are upset because they weren't involved in the deal, and they want to get PAID. But seriously I'm surprised he's not asking for more than 4k. That's not really a lot to them.
KFED SHOULD DO IT FOR 10 GRANDE FOR EVERY WEEK SHE IS ON TOUR, A PERCENTAGE OF THE TAKE AND NEW HOUSE AT THE END OF THE TOUR.
WHY SHOULD HE AND THE KIDS BE UPROOTED FROM THEIR LIVES FOR 4 GRAND.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET HER BE MEDIOCRE!?!!!11
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I'm just waiting for COMMINGBACK.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I hope she cancels and her entire family goes bankrupt and she never sees those boys ever again.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Uh, 50/50 custody??? I think they meant to say she gets more visitation. How can she have 50/50 custody, IF SHE LEGALLY SIGNED OVER CUSTODY back in the summer?
DUH!
WHERE ARE ALL THE BRITARDS NOW??? HUH? HUH??????
Yeah, if she cancels this tour, you can bet your ass that Jive will drop her ass is a flat millisecond.
*cackles madly*
MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, revising my previous opinion...
She is jealous of the new woman who is more of a mom to Tater Tot and Small Fry than she ever was or will be, and...
She is not ready to tour, and she will never be ready.
KFed will want that 4 grand a week.
I think she is looking for excuses not to tour, because she isn't ready.
I don't understand why Kevin's lawyers are upset.
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TMZ said Britney "now has close to 50/50 custody". Do they mean physical custody? Because they sure as hell can't mean legal custody with her being under a c-ship.
And yes, this totally reads as Britney's team planting excuses to get out of the tour. I'm sure Kevin has been paid handsomely to be the scapegoat.
............heh............my 6th mother made me join a cult