The Dolphin Boy Is Sorry (He Got Caught)
The God of the Sea, Michael Phelps, admitted it was him giving a bong blow job in the picture that has now become my new iPhone wallpapers. Was there even any argument if that was Phelps in the picture? I'd recognize that butterface if he had two paper bags over his head was 10 Olympic pools away and the lights were out. For real.
Tokerhead Michael Phelps issued this little statement to AP: "I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
Bitch is just sorry he was stupid enough to let someone take a picture of his ass in action. You better not get caught again, Phelps! Seriously, take that bong to a private area, so whores can't ruin the fun! I hope Debbie Phelps slapped him with her Chico's clutch for getting caught. The bitch who leaked this picture should be thrown in a damn jail cell without weed for a year. I'm assuming they were in on the ganja fun too. They broke the stoner's code: stoners don't rat out fellow stoners. FOR SHAME.
And this isn't even a big deal. It's not like he was snorting heroin off of a baby's ass while giving the Hitler salute. It's nothing.
I would've gotten "MY ASS LIPS TINGLE FOR PHELPS" tattooed on my nalgas if he just said, "Yeah, I smoke weed. You should too."
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This is the fuel that they need to help pass that legislation requiring cellphone cameras to make a click sound. Trust.
Who's the crackhead in the first post?
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Maybe this will pave the way for legalization1
one bong hit at a time, baby!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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thats retarded that he has to apologize for that. It's like saying, "I apologize to the public for dropping that gum wrapper on the grass in the park last thursday."
who the fuck cares? It's his life. smoke away, phelpsy
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Why is this such a big deal? It's just weed. It's not like he was shooting up heroin.
they should leave Michael alone! poor gill man. smoking pot is nothing to be sorry for. it's been shown to enhance swimming and many such skills
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Submitted by de Cosmos on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:40pm.
So, where are the nudie pix and the sex tape???
Stop! I'm eating.
What an asshole, not to take anything away from him, Olympics wise, but this guy is such a doofus. This shot is almost as good as his Tranny Photo from the cover of Time. He really looks like a Tranny in a red halter top with gold tassels on the end. Bye bye endorsements.. ha ha
So, where are the nudie pix and the sex tape???
I can't believe this is making headlines...
Tattooed ass lips!...i just had a little accident from laughing at that
line.
Doesn't his "I'm 23 years old...blah, blah, blah" explanation have
a whiff (quiff?) of "I'm a business woman....."? Just sayin'
You know he's suckin on it right now! 4:18pm, 2/1/2009.
ok, back to my I love lucy marathon.....
Submitted by gina latina on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:34pm.
Meh. Wake me up when he gets caught jacking off George Michael in a public bathroom while taking a hit off Amy Wino's crackpipe.
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Meh. Wake me up when he gets caught jacking off George Michael in a public bathroom while taking a hit off Amy Wino's crackpipe.
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Pffft. If you're going to spend more than a few hours in SC, then you're going to need something stronger than alcohol. I'm just sayin'.
I know he had to apologize to save face or whatever but seriously...it's just weed. BFD.
eh? agree with MK, they broke the stoners code, may they all go thru a incredibly dry spell with nothing but shwag to smoke.
plus im thinkin he wont be able to compete in the next olympics..all cuz some douche got happy with a cell phone.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:26pm
I know it took you hours to compose that, and even more hours to type it out, so why couldn't you just wait a little longer for an actual Paris thread?
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