The Dolphin Boy Is Sorry (He Got Caught)
The God of the Sea, Michael Phelps, admitted it was him giving a bong blow job in the picture that has now become my new iPhone wallpapers. Was there even any argument if that was Phelps in the picture? I'd recognize that butterface if he had two paper bags over his head was 10 Olympic pools away and the lights were out. For real.
Tokerhead Michael Phelps issued this little statement to AP: "I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
Bitch is just sorry he was stupid enough to let someone take a picture of his ass in action. You better not get caught again, Phelps! Seriously, take that bong to a private area, so whores can't ruin the fun! I hope Debbie Phelps slapped him with her Chico's clutch for getting caught. The bitch who leaked this picture should be thrown in a damn jail cell without weed for a year. I'm assuming they were in on the ganja fun too. They broke the stoner's code: stoners don't rat out fellow stoners. FOR SHAME.
And this isn't even a big deal. It's not like he was snorting heroin off of a baby's ass while giving the Hitler salute. It's nothing.
I would've gotten "MY ASS LIPS TINGLE FOR PHELPS" tattooed on my nalgas if he just said, "Yeah, I smoke weed. You should too."
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People are overreacting. It's not exactly an uncommon thing to see at 20 something. It's not shocking. Plus this was a blind item not too long ago.
This is why i love blind items!
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
I hope assface loses all his endorsements.
He's supposed to be a role model to kids, so I guess that is what isn't good about him bonging it up. I think he's an a-hole, so whatever...
oh well no biggy. aslong as he is not I dunno...lets say...getting sexy with the bong?...now that would be a No no!
Coma Caca!!
I have never smoked weed a day in my life nor do I intend to, but what is the big deal? It's not like he is shooting up...
Legalize!
@ P.T. Bull
I agree on all points.. but, erm... i swear for at least a year now ur avie has been very disturbing to me. just felt like throwing that out there :D
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
PS. Yeah, pot should be legal. Maybe O can take care of that for us. Everytime I discuss the matter with a cop in a social setting, I tell them they have better things to do on the job. They can't admit it, but I think they agree.
PSS. Apologies are for wimps--when its something you don't really feel was wrong in the first place. It only legitimizes the critics and makes you look weak, and worst of all, keeps it in the media a few more days.
I get the sense that in terms of emotional maturity, the less we see of the dolphin, the better. He's good at swiming, but that might put an embarrassing spotlight on him--well, I guess it already has. He is doing what I would have done if I was rich and famous at 23--all the ho's and drugs I could get my hands on. Bitch just needs to keep the cameras away...
As someone else mentioned, who cares what he does? I only care if its ME banging the groupies and blowing doob.
Not to be cruel, but I consider him a d-list celebrity anyhoo.
Renee Z--I always thought she was fug. Now I know I'm fug, but they aren't putting me in the movies and pretending I'm good looking, are they?
Most movies nowdays smell like ass anyway. Hollywood is an odd industry that gets worse as the decades pass.
I mean, I saw the Taken trailer, and know everything there is to know about the movie. It will be fun to rent the dvd when it its at the dollar machine at mcdonald's, but its not like I don't know how it will turn out. ;)
it's funny how people want to legalize marijuana and won't legalize gay marriage...
smoking pot may be awesome and all but it's still illegal. so is butt-fucking and I bet this fool would think twice before getting photographed doing that....
think before you do certain things in public, damn why is that so complicated for many people
and PSL we got yo' back back, no need to argue with a fuckwit...anyone who wants to be paris' bitch is retarded anyway
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puppy side eye.
Poor guy, he's been in the pool all his life and is just starting to be real. Sad this is such a big deal, because it's NOT. Totally agree with you, MK.
Well there goes any respect I ever had for that guy. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt when the pics with the Asian whore came out, but to apologize for smoking weed - guess he's worried he won't be as wealthy as he could be or something? Integrity, self-respect don't really matter, just keep crankin the bullshit Phelps. Fuck you. Tool.
In regards to this 'so what' attitude...well, so what, it's...what's the word - illegal
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Who gives a shit? The illegalization of marijuana is bad public policy. It is bad law because it seeks to restrict behavior that is natural, enjoyable, and poses no threat to society if regulated properly as another cog in the wheel of world commerce.
Smoking marijuana is a right. We should not feel obligated to abide by laws that are fundamentally unjust and incredibly stupid, including the CSA.
Fuck you, Phelps, for not defending your rights and mine. You've got the Gold Medal and you got there on weed. 'Nuff said. Be proud, you earned it.
I also wonder what he means by "never happen again". Never get caught or never smoke?
In regards to this 'so what' attitude...well, so what, it's...what's the word - illegal.
I'm not sure what this idiot was thinking (actually, he probably wasn't thinking with all that inhaling) - surely he had to realise in this day and age SOMEONE is going to take a photo.
it's ridiculous what we make celebrities apologize for
i'm sure the entire state of california doesnt give a shit
and california is the most important state because we contribute most of the GDP :)
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itsparisbitch2 -- Did you by any chance apply for Paris' new show... to be her new BFF? She's accepting applications. Keep in mind, you'll probably have to pass a psych eval. I'm sure she'd LOVE to meet you, though! ;-)
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The great thing about freedom of speech is that the more morons speak or write, the more it becomes blatantly obvious as to what they are all about. PSL, on the other hand, always has witty, insightful and funny posts. The truth will out.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 9:06pm.
Don't look before crossing the street, and make sure you eat everything see that contains peanut butter. Thanks.
well me and my sister are heading out the door! good bye beytches!!
x princess x
it's called SARCASM.
God, you are SO fucking STUPID.
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zexy!
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
heehee angel.....
this idiot thinks I am the only person who hates Paris?
there is not one poster on DL who likes her, besides the dumbasses who pretend they know Paris.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:53pm.
devilgirl, apparently there is some fat dude who posted a video callled Paris Hilton sucks- literally, so she thinks I am that person.
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Didn't Paris Hilton, herself, make a video called: Paris sucks, literally. ...? Isn't that where you got your idea? SO confused! ;p
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:53pm.
Thanx for the info. I was checking in briefly and saw all these weirdo posts. Well back to Puppy Bowl for me!
See you sluts in the morning! : )
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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How much you wanna bet that after smoking all that weed he got a bad case of the munchies & made the mistake of thinking his medals were gold foil chocolate coins. He broke a tooth.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
devilgirl, apparently there is some fat dude who posted a video callled Paris Hilton sucks- literally, so she thinks I am that person.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:35pm.
Michael Phelp: "I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
What won't happen again? The tokin' or the pics?
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For reals. Alls he gotta do is promise not to get caught. So they don't talk about it too much and harsh my buzz. That'd make me happy:)
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
LOL! Is cum-for-brains still here! LOL!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Who the hell is itsparisbitch2 and what the f is she talking about? Is she sharing bong hits with Phelps?
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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itsparisbitch, what REALLY is mentally challenged, is a person who can't believe that more than one person could think of my screen name.
I have seen someone on Perez posting as "ParisSux", there is also "ParisSucksLiterally".
I am female, you Fucktard.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
I'm more worried about what itsparisbitch2 is smoking than what Dolphin God is.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:28pm.
Haha! You know it. He's probably already contacting the Olympic Committee to see if there's anyway Phelps' medals can be voided.
Good evening, Sockie!
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*jumping out of hamper* *bites Mike's ankle* I haven't forgotten your opinion about my last avie. No, sir. I have not! *sticking out little sock monkey tongue* Meanie!!
ON T: Dolphin Boy? *cue music*
They call him Flipper! Flipper! Faster than lightning! No one, you see..is smarter than he....
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Did u not see yourself on that tape?? thats mentally challenged.
Michael Phelp: "I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
What won't happen again? The tokin' or the pics?
I hope it's the pics. The tokin' makes him so much more human and less of a sports-god.
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anyway,
I couldn't give a shit if Phelps wants to smoke pot.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
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Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:26pm.
what the fuck are you talking about?
idiot.
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:15pm.
Somewhere out there...Mark Spitz is laughing like a hyena!
Haha! You know it. He's probably already contacting the Olympic Committee to see if there's anyway Phelps' medals can be voided.
Good evening, Sockie!
Submitted by Cara on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:07pm.
People shouldn't need to apologize for smoking weed.
...but they should apologize for being stupid enough to get caught.
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puppy side eye.
Fuck whoever sold that picture. He shouldn't be treated like a criminal just because he smoked a few tokes. That being said, he's an idiot for doing his shit where he could have been incriminated.
Somewhere out there...Mark Spitz is laughing like a hyena!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
People shouldn't need to apologize for smoking weed.
Today, you never know who is going to snap your pic and if you're in the public eye, chances are it's gonna get snapped.
He's 23..he's supposed to be smokeen sum cheeba, though the stuff from the 70's was much better quality...well, so I've heard......
or common sense tells you not to do illegal shit where you could be photographed
at least he took responsibility
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puppy side eye.
Maybe he needs the bud to slow his roll....chillax as it were. If pot is his biggest step onto the wrong side of the tracks...zzzzzzzzzz
Wake me when the porn vid comes out...uh, well, no...
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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!
@ mike--
You said it: Bong Goggles!!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:33pm.
Pffft. If you're going to spend more than a few hours in SC, then you're going to need something stronger than alcohol. I'm just sayin'.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
I have to say it again, this mans lung capacity must be tremendous!
talk about getting your moneys worth! oy.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
it's nothing to be sorry for.
@hysteria, i'm curious, what other skills are you talking about?
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i haven't committed a crime. what i did was fail to comply with the law.
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Who cares?
"He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Who gives a Phelp! Homeboy is a grown ass man and if he wants to take a little tokey toke every now and then, let him do it. Too bad there's dumb ass snitches out there lookin' to make a quick buck off of someone else's embarrassment.
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