The Dolphin Boy Is Sorry (He Got Caught)
The God of the Sea, Michael Phelps, admitted it was him giving a bong blow job in the picture that has now become my new iPhone wallpapers. Was there even any argument if that was Phelps in the picture? I'd recognize that butterface if he had two paper bags over his head was 10 Olympic pools away and the lights were out. For real.
Tokerhead Michael Phelps issued this little statement to AP: "I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
Bitch is just sorry he was stupid enough to let someone take a picture of his ass in action. You better not get caught again, Phelps! Seriously, take that bong to a private area, so whores can't ruin the fun! I hope Debbie Phelps slapped him with her Chico's clutch for getting caught. The bitch who leaked this picture should be thrown in a damn jail cell without weed for a year. I'm assuming they were in on the ganja fun too. They broke the stoner's code: stoners don't rat out fellow stoners. FOR SHAME.
And this isn't even a big deal. It's not like he was snorting heroin off of a baby's ass while giving the Hitler salute. It's nothing.
I would've gotten "MY ASS LIPS TINGLE FOR PHELPS" tattooed on my nalgas if he just said, "Yeah, I smoke weed. You should too."
whopty-effing-do
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:49am.
And I mean come on, well obviously you don't burn but if you did you would know that the 'typical pot head' does not want to be coppin weed on the streets from some 2 bit hustler who also slings crack. Get real.
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Damn right! Quality over quantity, and you're not gonna find quality in a dimebag from some sleaze named Baby John on the corner of MLK Boulevard. Shit, you might not even find actual WEED in there.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
ugh, michael...here is why you shouldn't have apologized:
http://campusprogress.org/opinions/3589/dont-apologize-michael
it makes you look like a giant toolbag.
To whoever wrote this bunch of crap below about 'how would the government regulate pot?' The answer is...The same way they 'regulate' tobacco. There is a chance since it already happens in places like San Fran and (soon to be if not already) Rhode Island and maybe a couple more states too. And don't rebuttal with some 'That's medical marijuana bullshit' you have to be sick to get it'. No you don't. You can say you have a 'toothache' and ba-bow you have a weed card. If the government would get in on the fun there would be billions of less tax dollars spent sending people who possessed a gram of weed to jail. There would be a shit load less illegal selling on the streets. And I mean come on, well obviously you don't burn but if you did you would know that the 'typical pot head' does not want to be coppin weed on the streets from some 2 bit hustler who also slings crack. Get real. Pot is not a class A and we do not want to be grouped with those people. We want to chill and smoke the weed not get all sauced up then drive home. Even though the later is the real American way.
As the Beastie Boys would say..."Whered ya get your information from HUH?!?" Think before you speak and then praise yourself. ba-Bow.
Fine. I'm not going to debate the legalisation stance on pot with you, but for fuck's sake the guy is an Olympic swimmer who should know better. If you want to choke up your lungs and kill off your brain cells, fine. Do it in the privacy of your own home where you can smoke as much pot as you like it's coming out of your ass.
Linzee, I'm just curious tell me how are you supposed to 'regulate' pot?
Ba-bow. No chance.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:29am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:24am.
Was Mrs K visiting you?
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Well, I'm telling her you said that, beyotch.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
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I AM REALLY NOT SURPRISED FROM ANYTHING BAD THIS RETARD DOES, FIRST WE SEE HIS FUCKED UP CROSS EYES IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION, THEN HES PUFFIN SOME SPLIFF AND PEOPLE GET ALL OUT OF ORDER? WHY DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD, THEN LIVED, AND THEN TRIED TO RECONSTRUCT HIS FACE ON HIS OWN? IM CONVINCED THIS LITTLE FUG BITCH IS SMOKING METH TO. SO WHAT? YOU WON 11 GOLD MEDEALS OR W/E? YOUR STILL UGLY AS FUCK
Isn't that what he said last time? Puh-leeez. He's human, so I expect nothing more from him than the occasional failure and lax in judgement.
Dolphin Dope got a DUI when he was 19, and just got a slap on the wrist. I have no sympathy for this stupid fool.
Legalise it, don't criticise it!. Some call it marijuana, some call it ganja......
Hey,, Why so many people keep saying they saw you before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^" celebmingle. com"^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. Is that true?
Submitted by Linzee on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 9:57pm.
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Who gives a shit? The illegalization of marijuana is bad public policy. It is bad law because it seeks to restrict behavior that is natural, enjoyable, and poses no threat to society if regulated properly as another cog in the wheel of world commerce.
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Fine. I'm not going to debate the legalisation stance on pot with you, but for fuck's sake the guy is an Olympic swimmer who should know better. If you want to choke up your lungs and kill off your brain cells, fine. Do it in the privacy of your own home where you can smoke as much pot as you like it's coming out of your ass.
Linzee, I'm just curious tell me how are you supposed to 'regulate' pot?
Ba-bow. No chance.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:24am.
Was Mrs K visiting you?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
OMG, now that I've cleaned the barf off of everything, I'm going to bed. Ugh. Whataweekend.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:57am.
hahaha me either! It was one of those guns where a flag pops out that says 'BANG!!!'.
peer pressure?
you should know i now spend more time playing with my fake pet AND my fake friends than my real ones. Just tonight I tried to give my cat pizza for dinner!
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:42am.
Yeah, I'm new to myspace. I still blame angel.
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Hey, I din't put a gun to your head!
I've never even seen a gun!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:15pm.
Somewhere out there...Mark Spitz is laughing like a hyena!
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Yeah Mark Spitz is laughing because he's probably fucking baked. I know lots of old people who like the whacky tobaccy...You gotta remember the 60s generation are now IN their 60s. And Mark Spitz was a 70s icon so I'm sure he probably snorted coke off a hookers tits at Studio 51 like all the celebs did in those days...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Granny the odd part for me is that the 15-25 year olds have no sense of the need for privacy.
They post personal journals, pictures and god only knows what else for the ENTIRE world to see. It's not even restricted to pre-approved people to at least control it.
Yeah, I'm new to myspace. I still blame angel.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I'm just damn glad camera phones weren't around when I was 23. Shit.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
I'd suck his dolphin bong RAW! Then we could swim laps around a pool of Mucho Mango together!
Jokes! He has, dare you say... Butterface! That is the best old school burn! Hes got a hot dolphin peen, but that damn butterface! I'd let him breaststroke it from the back.
ESE is never coming back...huge sigh...
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Fuck the media and fuck those who can't handle a 20 something year old tokin'. Seriously, better the pot than the crack or the meth.
Fuck that noise! Reality is for people who can't handle drugs!
Wait a second. That's not reality. That's the official statement he's making on the subject in the media. Reality's cool. It's all good. We're friends now:) No, wait. No, we're not! Reality is turning us into hypocrites! Fuck Reality!
Except for the reality of the fact that I'm aware of that - that reality is cool. Right?
Fuck. I need to stop smoking dope.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:33am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:55am.
So, um...TV?
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umm, what?
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O nothing:)
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How I wish he had said, "Yeah, I smoke weed. You should too." !
I wouldn't have gotten any (more) tattoos if he did, though.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:36am.
Well WE missed you if new jersey didn't.
Sorely missed. (<-- lobbing straight lines until you're back in the saddle)
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:35am.
thaaanks
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Hey TV! Welcome back to sunny NJ.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:24am.
Phelps is probably the Chuck Norris of bong-smoking.
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And he's the Flipper of roach clips.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:55am.
So, um...TV?
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umm, what?
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Phelps is probably the Chuck Norris of bong-smoking.
lame.
Mommy?
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
TITS?
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John Boy?
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Deb?
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Angel?
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So, um...TV?
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Paperwork?!? Yuck!
Paperwork is the Devil's Labour.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:41am.
just stepped in for a sec to update myself, got an hour or so of paperwork that i gotta look at then i'll be back!
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If it's giving you that much trouble, you should buy a pipe.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
I will be waiting for you... 8-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:35am.
DEB!!! long time, dahlin'!!!
45lbs?!?!... did you lose a pet monkey?!
just stepped in for a sec to update myself, got an hour or so of paperwork that i gotta look at then i'll be back!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:26am.
If they legalized it, Doritos would be priced so high that only the very rich could afford weed.
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@ESE on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:26am.
well, at least he got off with just an apology... most people i know caught doing the same thing get the fun ride to jail.. i love the laws in this country.. alcohol and tobacco are legal and deadly, but this plant makes the news... pfft, silly
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And worse...like you say, some people get put away and some people just gots to say SoR-RaY! Ha.
PS. Hey DebfrmHeaven:)
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i heart weed.
ESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed you, sweet thing...how is Pops? I have lost 45 lbs and in a few months I will be ready to give the guy a run for the money...two for the show...three to get ready and fourplay...LOL!
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I was gonna get an endorsement, but then I got high.
I was gonna make a-lot-of-cheese, but then I got high.
My life was going good, until I got high.
But then I got high, then I got high, then I got hi-igh.
well, at least he got off with just an apology... most people i know caught doing the same thing get the fun ride to jail.. i love the laws in this country.. alcohol and tobacco are legal and deadly, but this plant makes the news... pfft, silly
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
He can smoke all the damn weed he wants to imo. He's worked damn hard, and personally, I don't see the harm in weed, well other than fucking up your lungs which wouldn't be good for someone like him I guess lol
But seriously... what he did just isn't that big of a deal. Just don't be a dumbass next time and let some skeeze take your photo while you're doing something illegal.
WELL WHETHER OR FUCKING NOT GRASS SMOKING IS INHERENTLY GODDAMN FUCKING WRONG OR RIGHT ISNT THE FUCKING ISSUE. IT IS ILLEGAL AND HE SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKING BEEN DOING IT. GO GET A GODDAMN FUCKING BOTTLE OF VODKA INSTEAD AND JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING HEAD OFF THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SOLD THE PHOTO. GODDAMN FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:42pm.
He's supposed to be a role model to kids,
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Um...that's interesting.
Really, doesn't that place responsibility even MORE in the hands of the media? I like some pretty odd sexual positions but I don't talk to my kids about that. And I hardly expect anyone to take pictures of them and then print them fo the world to see.
So sex is an extra sensitive subject - fair enough. Sometimes I get drunk too. I also don't share that with my kid. I don't talk to her about the bender I went on with my friends and how my one friend threw up and I had to drag the other one off this smooth talker and how we told the cab to go the wrong way... you know? I don't expect anyone else to be talking about that stuff with her, either.
Or yeah, I get high. She doesn't even know what mj is. I only know that cuz she asked me some completely oblivious question about it the other day after her friend said something...
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