Lisa Loeb Is A Wife!
Remember Lisa Loeb? Her voice was most likely a major part of your life in 1994, because that "Stay" song fucking stayed in your head for the entire year. You couldn't escape it!
After the virus known as Stay terrorized the world, Lisa moved on to some other music shit, but that didn't really pan out, because she ended up doing that reality show on E! a few years ago. The show followed her ass around as she tried to land a man! Well, bitch's search has ended.
Lisa married Roey Hershkovitz, the music supervisor for Late Night with Conan O'Brien, yesterday in NYC. The two started officially boning two years ago. They got engaged this past November.
People has all the amazing and totally interesting wedding details like what kind of flowers she fucking carried and what they pigged out on. Fascinating.
Besides the Stay shit, I can't say a bad thing about Lisa. That's why I need to slap my eyeballs for the porny thoughts that enter my head when I think about her. I can't fucking help it, but whenever I see a picture of her, I automatically think of (NSFW, obviously) CumCoveredGlasses.Net. I think that's the real reason glasses were invented.
And guttertrashmind is a serious illness. Thankfully, there's no cure!
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I loved her show on E! Too bad it wasn't renewed. Good luck Lisa!
Not sure who she is but she kind of looks like Tina Fey
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:22am.
I've never heard "Stay" but didn't she also do "What if God was One of Us?" Now THAT song is annoying.
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Nope. That was Joan Osborne -- waaaay more annoying than Loeb and Canadian, but otherwise pretty close.
I wonder what happened to the other Lillith Fair reject from around that time -- Paula Cole. Anybody remember her and that "i dont wanna wait" song?
I've never heard "Stay" but didn't she also do "What if God was One of Us?" Now THAT song is annoying.
Wow she finally found a man! The desperado even had a cheesey show on E! which followed her around on dates. Talk about desperate.
"stay" should stay out of my head...dammit, now i'll be humming that shit for a while now...fuck...
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Why do we even care about her? She has proved to be a one-hit wonder, not more than that. So who says once a celebrity, always a celebrity?
I always liked Lisa Loeb and her stupid song. She's sweet, pretty and borrrrrrring. I'm glad she found a maa-yannnn. Now she'll be sorry she wanted one. Ha haaaa
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:55pm.
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:25pm.
I liked her lame reality show.
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Me too. And I din't even watch it - I only saw clips. And I wouldn't care that she got married if I hadn't O wait! I still don't care. My bad.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
I liked her lame reality show. And Michael, we take our eyeglasses *off* for those special occasions -- or we swallow.
I vaguely remember that song (not the actual song but that it was on A LOT) and I think I can live without never hearing it again (you're not going to trap me into clicking that link).
And don't you think the site should at least have a pic of the dude coming on her glasses? Lame.
For some reason the only thing of Lisa Loeb I remember was when she had a reality series and showed off her thong.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 3:59pm.
Bitch, you think I'd tell Alan Rickman to go away? You're out of your fucking mind!! X )
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
no hello kitty wedding theme?
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Thanks, now that song is back in my head for another year.
"Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 2:17pm.
Ugh, I had to delete my comment because somebody's in the room with me. FUCK GO AWAY."
Please tell me it was Alan Rickman!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 2:01pm.
she's always on Noggin, singing some kids songs hipster-style.
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I am seriously afraid of Noggin.
Evvvvvvil.
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FINALLY! Bitch snatch a man 10 years after her dating show went off the air. I have no shame. I admit I watched that shit. All of it.
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And you say, "Stay."
Yeah, I miss you.
I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure!
Great now that stupid song is stuck in my head.
she always had that kinda air-head pretentiousness about her. even though she is supposed to be deeeeeeep.
I actually didnt hate her cheesey music, but her face & those stupid librarian glasses always annoyed the hell out of me...I hope he has a high tolerance for her annoying face because he has to look at it everyday.
what happened to Dweezil Zappa? I thought she was with him??
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:49pm.
OMG! I just totally saw the Stanley Steemer dog with ball scratcher Toby.
I know. Apparently it's going to be on during the Super Bowl. I think it's too gross for normal TV.
Ugh, I had to delete my comment because somebody's in the room with me. FUCK GO AWAY.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
lisa is like 'looooook, they're leopard titties"
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Fortunately, I have zero memory of what her music or voice sounds like and I think I'll keep it that way. It's sad that she felt the need to do a reality show though.
Kudos to Lisa! She got herself a young man. Good for her. I wish her and her man the best of luck on their marriage.
Lisa's cool. I hope he "stays". yuk yuk hahaha I had to go there.
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I thought she WAS married with kids and all that. I ASSUMED, since she's always on Noggin, singing some kids songs hipster-style.
I kinda liked her cheesy dating show.
Miss Thang: "I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative: no, no, no bad"...
I need an aspirin. getting headache. delete delete. must be the hangover. (goes back to AB Fab episodes) I totally am them.
Coma Caca!!
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(1) She fucking sucks as a singer
(2) What the fuck kind of name Roey Hershkovitz.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:49pm.
OMG! I just totally saw the Stanley Steemer dog with ball scratcher Toby.
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Toby had worms...WORMS I tell ya!
When will some of you thick bricked heads get that through your noggins? HUH? HUH!
WORMS!
OMG! I just totally saw the Stanley Steemer dog with ball scratcher Toby. <3! <3!
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I really enjoyed her show actually..she never once got on my nerves
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
LOOKIT!! It's Stains.....awwwww poor Stains...I hope you score some cupcakes soon!
I like facials like any decent human being, but any slut who cums on my Bulgari glasses is DEAD TO ME....
DAMN YOU M.K. bringing the memory of "Stay" in my brain....now I will have to Windex my brain....shit, and I had plans for today!
Chirio, u sayyyyyyyyy i only hear what i want tooo
u sayyyy stay
hahaha!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:36pm.
Did it appear in the print edition? If so, it's a win.
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To be honest, hon, I have no idea but I'd imagine if it's on their website it was also in print. :)
Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:27pm.
They look happy:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/weddings/01loeb.html
Did it appear in the print edition? If so, it's a win.
Meanwhile, Sophie B. Hawkins is holed up somewhere scheming...
He looks like Anna Nicole's Howard Stern,... Bitch needs to loose those stupid glasses already!!!!
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They look happy:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/01/fashion/weddings/01loeb.html
Good for them. :)
The NSFW link is lame, MK.
I blame Ben Stiller and Ethan Hawke for that song. Mostly Ethan Hawke because he found the bitch.
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aaaaarrrgh no why why. now that song is in my head. get out !!no wonder it was called "stay". delete delete from brain.noooooooo
Coma Caca!!
So?
Am I supposed to care about this girl who had ONE hit back in 1993?
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