Aliens In Rio
Tommy Girl and his roboladies are currently spreading their fakery all over Brazil! I'm guessing Tommy is in town to promote that Nazi comedy nobody cares about. Oh and he's also sampling the local sausage at every Peenascaria in town.
If Tommy would stop waving at everyone like he's the damn president of gay troll land (which he is), he'd notice that Suri is tired of this fuckery. And I wish someone would punch Stepford Katie in her hard drive so she'd wake up out of screensaver mode and see that Suri is trying to stop the madness. No, instead they dragged Suri to the beach for some more photo-ops!
Tommy, Suri, Katie and a million bodyguards went to a beach that is only open to military families. Suri watched the children play, Tommy continued to be a creepy gnome and Katie started to go near the water, but realized it could electrocute her system so she backed off.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:20pm.
Sheeps: excellent question about the pressing of jeans...i find this topic fascinating...
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it is! and what the hell is hugh jackman doing hosting the oscars?! have they completely abandoned the idea of entertainment?
i mean he's cute/buff. but ... are the lights on, is anyone home ???
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Sheeps: excellent question about the pressing of jeans...i find this topic fascinating...
yes, i did press my jeans...in the 80's...they were acid washed or pinstriped though...they were "chic" jeans...some of them had zippers on the legs at the bottom on the outside seam...what for, i do not know...i guess for extra -tightness...i believe this pre-dated the tight-roll
"Poor Katie this...". "Poor Katie that..." She sold her soul to the Devil for designer clothes and bags. She gave the Best Actor award at the SAGs!!! As if she even belonged there?
Fuck Katie. My sympathy is with Suri. And Nicole for having to put with with shit.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Do they ever let the kid WALK? Suri just looks mortified.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Frybread on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:57pm.
Poor Katie has a very strange-looking body. Very skinny up top and muscular on bottom.
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one hopes she preparing to make a dash.
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yes, yes...girl's a prisoner...damn shame...she used to be so cute, young, and happy...btw, just sent u mail, check it out...i wish suri didn't have the photogs all over her...that combined with having those nutty parents, she just doesn't have a prayer...it's britney as a toddler with brown hair...it's the perfect storm for drug using, self-mutilating, sex addicted, anorexic teenage girl...i hope Xenu can save her
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:07pm.
depends on the cut and style of the jeans. sometimes is does look right.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I hear ya Home!!!
Coma Caca!!
IG, pressed jeans look stupid. even on Hugh Jackman.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:07pm.
Every gay is crazy 'bout a sharp pressed man. :)
hahahahahaha. Yes!
islandgirl, your avatar is hilarious!
hahahahah!
So cuteeeeeeeee!
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Suri needs some leetle friends. :(
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:04pm.
Since this is Open Post *acting dumber than usual*, can I ask if people press (crease) their jeans? There's a pic online now (Splash, I think) of Huge Jackman in NY with sharply pressed jeans. It looks so unnecessary and odd to me.....
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:59pm.
@Home: Yeah the white sneakers. drives some us crazy. months ago I believe we all talked about his white sneaker shoes. at the end we started to talk about cults...
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Yepper deppers. The white sneakers shite reminds me of...uhm...a lil' cult known as "Heaven's Gate" where they all had perfectly clean sneakers on when the suicided themselves, believing that the Hale bopp comet was gonna come and take them away.
There's just something bothersome to me about perfectly new sneakers. When I buy a pair the first thing I do is dirty 'em up a bit. Shoes that look 'lived in' are well...for the LIVING... Shoes that look UNlived in are well...for the DEAD.
That's my take anyway. :)
Since this is Open Post *acting dumber than usual*, can I ask if people press (crease) their jeans? There's a pic online now (Splash, I think) of Huge Jackman in NY with sharply pressed jeans. It looks so unnecessary and odd to me.....
Poor Suri. I really can't stand Tom or Katie...
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Submitted by Frybread on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:57pm.
Poor Katie has a very strange-looking body. Very skinny up top and muscular on bottom.
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one hopes she preparing to make a dash.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
@Home: Yeah the white sneakers. drives some us crazy. months ago I believe we all talked about his white sneaker shoes. at the end we started to talk about cults...
Coma Caca!!
who wears 700 dollar shoes to the beach...kate there are these things called flip flops..they sell expensive ones it you must... but you look like an idiot in Louboutins.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Poor Katie has a very strange-looking body. Very skinny up top and muscular on bottom.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
And we thought Michael Jackson hanging his kis over the
Balcony was bad ;p
The brat is both self-centered AND has never been in contact with other kids. I know it's not her fault but just looking at her totally gets on my nerves
The poor kid is covering her ears and in obvious distress while her father is mugging for the camera and her mother is robotically smiling and posing. They are both completely oblivious to Suri. Ugh- they are truly disgusting.
Were are the other 2 kids? Aren't the home schooled, so they'd be able to make the trip if they wanted...at least the other 2 have each other and learned to communicate/interact with their own age...
I have a 2yr old also, so the main picture doesn't really bug me as it could be her having a tantrum of some sort.
Brazil doesn't need a military. They have the Victoria's Secret supermodels. No enemy can counter that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Poor kid looks so miserable and her parents just aren't concerned in the least.
Also, where are the paps taking these pictures from? In the water?
I want to moidalize Tommy with his perfect, white, unmarred shoes. The man is a FREAK.
Ugh. I needed to focus on something other than little Suri looking so effing traumatized.
Yes, I'm using "eff" instead of "F-bombs" because my daughter told me I'm a habitual f-bomber and I'm trying to change my ebil ways. ;p
Once they are both barefoot there is not one photo where they are both standing upright at the same time so that you can compare their height. So staged.
I don't recall ever seeing a pic of her with another child her age. She's going to have some major issues down the road. Sad!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ok, if that's a beach for military families, why the hell were THEY allowed there? I hate special treatment...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Abort! Abort! System overload! Robotic seizure salad!
Oh god I actually feel sorry for Suri! Anyone can see that's a kid in distress right there.
I hate seeing pics of celeb kids where they look traumatized by all the attention. Suri's a spolied brat I'm sure, but Tom and Katie ought to be ashamed of themselves for subjecting her to that.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Poor Suri!!! Seriously, she quit that bitch a long time ago.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by clairda on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:29pm.
Why does Katie wear 4 inch heels on her way to the BEACH?
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I blame Shauna Sand.
Why does Katie wear 4 inch heels on her way to the BEACH? And poor Suri doesnt know how to play, especially with children! She never smiles or seems to laugh, either. Katie always seems like a bystander in the family dynamic, and not really interactive.
Okay, I have to say it. When I saw that it was a beach for military folks, I expected some hot ass men in the photos.
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NICE JORTS TOMMY!
These two "parents" are never gonna learn nobody can take them as serious actors because they are always trying to sell this image of being a perfect family at Suri's expense. Assholes!
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Submitted by krbcan on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:23pm.
Poor Suri! I suspect that she has had a very abnormal upbringing so far, and she is going to be a total basketcase when she gets older.
Plus it is so apparent in that first picture that she does NOT want to go through the whole publicity escapade and have to endure the paparazzi, etc., yet her doltish parents keep on dragging her everywhere.
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Thank you! I was thinking that too but I'm sleepy-eyed and into my second cup of Java and barely coherent.
Wish I could afford to wear a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes to the BEACH!....~sigh~
Wish I could EVEN afford a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes!...~double sigh~
Oh and for tommy he looks like he has a small pene...penis...salchicha..
Coma Caca!!
Poor Suri! I suspect that she has had a very abnormal upbringing so far, and she is going to be a total basketcase when she gets older.
Plus it is so apparent in that first picture that she does NOT want to go through the whole publicity escapade and have to endure the paparazzi, etc., yet her doltish parents keep on dragging her everywhere.
Those shoes look ridiculous with that ridiculous outfit.
RoboKate is towering over the GMD in those heels. She'll probably get the shock collar tonight.
I have to say. Tom is looking better now. He was getting fat the other day. Looked like a tubby lesbian but he seems much more toned. GOod for him. He needs to stay attractive for the dudes. **cough***uhm uhm..wife! Yes.."wife".
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on pic#3 Kate's smile is sooooo fake. wtf. pic#4 seems like kate is learning how to walk with tom's help. whaaaaaaaa
Coma Caca!!
That main picture of Suri is unsettling to say the least.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:15pm.
Katie's legs are excessively muscular, and those shoes aren't helping with the effect.
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She looks very out of proportion. Her top half looks tiny and she has this HUGE legs. Also, WTF where heels with a sundress?
Suri CAN stand up! And take a step! Thank you, Xenu!
Poor Suri
i pity the life that suri has. do you ever see that child look happy or play like a normal kid?