Sunday, February 1st 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Chi-Chi's Microwaveable taco (or burrito) meat! - First of all, this shit is called Chi-Chi's. That's an automatic win. Second of all, the whole shit is microwave ready. You don't even to have stress yourself out by scooping the meat into a bowl and then into the microwave. It's ready! Third of all, it's fucking packaged meat. Fourth of all, it's called Chi-Chis. Yes, it might give you mud butt, but that's a small price to pay when you're a lazy fucking bitch like myself.
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I read it: Chi-Chi's Fur Tacos.
Okay, obviously I'm in the minority here, but I loved Chi-Chi's. It was ghetto mexican and it was fucking fabulous. They closed without warning here and I was left sad and hungry with no closure.
People on the rich dating site ^^^^^^^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^^^are interested in talking about healthy food, I can think rich people care more about their health, right? They want to live longer to enjoy the nice life!!
I'd rather just take some 95% lean ground beef or ground turkey, hit it with some seasonings and eat that. I have to look for this in the store to see how much preservatives and salt is added to it. And who knows what kind of meat is in that?
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This shit should be illegal...frozen meat can't be healthy...
Ew, there is a reason the Chi-Chi's restaurants went under. Frozen burritos in general are nasty.
I just can't bring myself to consume factory prepared meat. No way.
This shit is delicious and chi chi's is one of my favorite things to say. I don't even care that it will inevitably rip my guts apart.
EDIT: After reading all the post about how chi chi's killed people and almost took someones mother I decided to give it up, yikes.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:33pm.
i'm lookin for the entire premade taco at the pump 'n go mart
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Since it's Sunday, I'll leave the pump 'n' go premade taco remark alone.
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Hmmm, I've had Chi-Chi's salsa from time to time, but ready-to-eat microwavable tacos. God Damn, that's a new chapter in white trash culinary history.
I've made poopies that look more appetizing. Take away the smell and you have yourself a hot, steaming plate of, "Voila honey! Look what's for dinner!"
canned dog food looks more appetizing, and probably more nutritious.
I love chi chi's fried ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:26am.
All of this "Ready In Minutes!" food cracks me up, because I feel like the majority of people who ingest it have shitloads of time on their hands and shouldn't feel so pressed to get their taco meat so instantaneously.
Word. They have shitloads of time but almost definitely not shitloads of money. It would be MUCH cheaper to buy some ground beef and a packet of taco seasoning (which is what, all of .75?). No only would it be far cheaper, but you wouldn't have a lot of the preservatives/additives.
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Amen. I stopped even buying the taco seasoning because it was too salty and has MSG in it. I get a jar of "Mexican Seasoning" at the health food store for $4 and it's just herbs, no salt. That's all you need. It takes five minutes to open a package of ground beef, sprinkle some of this stuff on it and brown the meat. It's one step more than opening a plastic tub of mystery meat (you KNOW it's not ground fucking sirloin) stewing in a bunch of chemicals.
yay! i nominated this slut, yo!
thanks michael k, you made my life worth living!
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l.danielle
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 1:30pm.
how lazy must you be to not be able to brown some meat and add some taco seasoning sauce....
*grabs wallet and makes grocery run looking for premade seasoned taco meat*
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heehee! yup. i'm lookin for the entire premade taco at the pump 'n go mart
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how lazy must you be to not be able to brown some meat and add some taco seasoning sauce....
*grabs wallet and makes grocery run looking for premade seasoned taco meat*
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puppy side eye.
Dayum! Has anyone ever looked into how Chi-Chi's ceased to exist?
HEPATITIS!
Word!
(this is from Wikipedia) "In November 2003, a month after filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Chi-Chi's was hit with the largest hepatitis A outbreak in U.S. history, with at least 4 deaths and 660 other victims of illness in the Pittsburgh area,[4] including high school students who caught the disease from the original victims."
Again, DAYUM!
...and if there are those of you who miss your hepatacos... "Chi-Chi's is still in operation in Belgium, Germany, Luxembourg, United Arab Emirates, Kuwait and Indonesia."
Werd.
I'll have to give this a miss.
Too funny! There was a CHi-chi's by the mall where I used to work in high school in Jersey and I vowed never to go in there. Now I can eat it on the comfort of my own home toilet!
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Submitted by mollydog on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:56am.
I am from Ohio too and my family used to go to ChiChi's whenever my parents were about to separate or it was someone's birthday.
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hell yeah, the show must go on! Did we have the same parents? heehee
I used to dine at Chi Chi's but I can never remember the experience. In fact I'm not even sure if I ever had any food. MARGARITAS BAYBEEEEEEE!! They were the snizzle.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Mudd butt? Are we talking Georgia mudd or Washington state mudd because the clay content can really give you the big dif.
You're nutso, MK. Which is why I lurve you.
hahahahaha
Mudd butt. That's what I'm gonna rant against the Steelers to day. "MUDD BUTT!!!!!!!!"
Two of those containers would make a good bra.
LOL! Or a personal ad. Ha!
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I would love MK to write a personal ad for me. He could start a sideline.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:20am.
I'm getting bloated just thinking about all the salt that must be in this stuff.
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I reached for a water pill just looking at this mess.
LOL @ Mud butt!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:02pm.
Hahaha. Very funny and I'm sure this sooo good for you. I hate mud butt though. I had a ghost poop this morning. When I was done pooping and looked in the bowl ...nothing...it disappeared.
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Submitted by mollydog on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:56am.
I am from Ohio too and my family used to go to ChiChi's whenever my parents were about to separate or it was someone's birthday. I dropped my first hit of acid there and had them sing their frantic version of "happy birthday" so I could wear the fancy hat for thirty seconds while everyone looked on uncomfortably. I had a memory that they let you keep the fancy hat, but it turned out that your parents could pay for a cheap straw version that said ChiChi's on it. As a tripping teenager it was all so much excitement and disappointment. I don't know why they closed.
Your final question almost answers itself.
Hahaha. Very funny and I'm sure this sooo good for you. I hate mud butt though. I had a ghost poop this morning. When I was done pooping and looked in the bowl ...nothing...it disappeared.
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Gurl, we don't eat that shit in Tejas!
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When I was a kid in the 80's, my parents took us here twice. Both times my mother wound in the emergency room and had to be admitted into the hospital for a few days. They told her that she is NEVER to eat Chi-Chi's again (the first time we didn't realize that was what caused it) or she may die! Something in the food at Chi-Chis is DEADLY to my mother!
Ironically, we were JUST discussing this over the weekend and we agreed that we had not heard about Chi-Chi's in years and they must be defunct...until this post.
CHI-CHI'S!!!!! (raising fist) YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY MOTHER!
(Note: My mother is not allergic to anything other than bees...so it's especially odd...)
I fear for your Life if you eat shit like this. I'm sorry, I'm not above an ice cold glass of cherry Kool-aid or a frozen burrito @ 4 in the morning- when your drunk, or hungover, nasty is your best friend! But I pray MK - it rhymes- that you also eat the good shit when you have your wits about you, or else we'll see you end up like that 1000lb beast that has to be hoisted from his bed and rests a snack tray on his jowls to write on his laptop. Yup, that's gonna be you alright!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
now that sounds good
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I am from Ohio too and my family used to go to ChiChi's whenever my parents were about to separate or it was someone's birthday. I dropped my first hit of acid there and had them sing their frantic version of "happy birthday" so I could wear the fancy hat for thirty seconds while everyone looked on uncomfortably. I had a memory that they let you keep the fancy hat, but it turned out that your parents could pay for a cheap straw version that said ChiChi's on it. As a tripping teenager it was all so much excitement and disappointment. I don't know why they closed.
is Jessica I am not Fat Simpson behind this?
Coma Caca!!
Does it come with Zofran tabs for when the food poisoning hits 30 mins later?
Why would I buy anything from a failed restaurant chain that became famous for food poisoning?
Oh but the Sally Housescoats sure loved Chi-Chi's strawberry marguritas.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:35am.
"Chi-Chi's for Tacos" sounds like a lesbian support group.
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LOL! Or a personal ad. Ha!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
No thanks, my digestive system is already planning to revolt cuz of the regular preservative-filled taco kits i eat.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:26am.
All of this "Ready In Minutes!" food cracks me up, because I feel like the majority of people who ingest it have shitloads of time on their hands and shouldn't feel so pressed to get their taco meat so instantaneously.
Word. They have shitloads of time but almost definitely not shitloads of money. It would be MUCH cheaper to buy some ground beef and a packet of taco seasoning (which is what, all of .75?). No only would it be far cheaper, but you wouldn't have a lot of the preservatives/additives.
People, in general, are pretty fucking dumb.
Betcha it looks the same in the toilet. :puke:
LOL @ last minute WTFing about dinner.
"Chi-Chi's for Tacos" sounds like a lesbian support group.
You know. I was just YESTERDAY wishing they would sell the meat with that shit LOL! What?! ;p
We don't eat it a lot but it's so great when you're last minute WTFing about dinner.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Microwavable diarrhea bowl. Nast.
This sounds fucking disgusting.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
All of this "Ready In Minutes!" food cracks me up, because I feel like the majority of people who ingest it have shitloads of time on their hands and shouldn't feel so pressed to get their taco meat so instantaneously.
Chi Chi's is a failed chain of mexican restaurants that used to be everywhere in the midwest (I live in Ohio). Now they focus on selling salsa and taco kits. Their food is/was disgusting, so no way in hell would I eat this worm meat.
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