So That's His Secret!
Here is picture proof that vitamin weed does a body damn good. They better stock extra bags of Funyuns at the next Olympics, because that joint is going to be filled with stoners who think the key to winning 14 gold medals lies in their bong.
The News of the World got a hold of this picture of the dolphin boy Michael Phelps getting oral with a bong during a party weekend last November in Columbia, South Carolina. Neptune's son was there to visit a chick he was seeing named Jordan Matthews, but he spent the entire time drunk and stoned. That's what bitches who witnessed it said.
I always knew we were soulmates, I just let his Quasimodo face get in the way. I won't anymore.
One of the bitches who was at one of the parties told Star Magazine, "At one point someone asked him if he wanted to smoke some weed. Michael didn't hesitate and headed to a small back room, where he was immediately handed a big red bong. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and ripped a huge smelly bong rip. He knew exactly what he was doing. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming the backstroke."
Did you just jizz in your pants too after reading that shit? I love a dude who knows how to work that bong.
The News of the World claims that Michael's spokeswhore, Clifford Bloxham, basically got on his knees and begged them not to run the picture. He promised that Michael would become a columnist for them for the next 3 years, get his sponsors to advertise with them and even host events. Hah. What kind of columnist? Was he going to write a weekly column on how to do the backstroke while riding on the green cloud? I'd read it.
The power of the weed might turn Michael Phelps into a powerful dolphin man who can swim faster than any living thing on earth. However, the power of the weed just turns me into a powerful TV watcher and nachos eater who can watch 5 straight hours of HSN without even moving. Is there an Olympic event for that?
And with a little daily toke from his bong, Michael can have a Chico's kind of day every day!
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How stupid is he to admit that the pic is him? He should've just denied it. I don't even think it really looks like him. Deny deny deny
But since he did admit it, who cares? He smoked a little weed. No big deal really
"He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
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I've been surfing the internets and reading about what a dumb fuck everyone thinks Michael Phelps is now...I totally agree. Even my inbred slack-jawed, hair-lipped cousin PeeWee knows that you don't start inhaling until after you fire up the bowl and PeeWee doesn't know there's air in a ball...sheesh
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:54pm.
*hic*
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:54pm.
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You said kerfuffle.
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Submitted by jacatak on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:22pm.
I want to know who the a$$hole is who sold this photo. I mean, c'mon. It's Michale f#$%^&g Phelps. People are dicks.
I agree, but Phelps was dumb to toke up in "public" with people he dint know. Maybe this kerfuffle will keep him on track without much damage.
meh. People forgot about his underage drunk driving arrest, they'll forget this too.
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Can we all just stop with calling Michael fug? If the Olympics were a beauty contest, then Halle Berry, Brangelina and other Hollyweird actors would have entered. The moment Michael start cutting up his face so that he can please all the rest of us, is the day we all critisize him for not loving himself the way God made him.
I swear, this boy can't win.
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Yeah, he's human, so what? I'm sure everyone at News of the World do far worse so what's the point?
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 3:08pm.
As if half the people on this planet his age haven't tried weed. (Well, except for me but I'm a goody two shoes). Let the guy have some fun, he spent too many years training not to let his hair down a little afterwards
What you and No Words just said. At his age, whats wrong with sowing your oats while you can?
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Well what do you know; he admitted to the pic. His profile is not so bad looking.
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I want to know who the a$$hole is who sold this photo. I mean, c'mon. It's Michale f#$%^&g Phelps. People are dicks.
AND....so the f*ck what. But I'd love to see him with the munchies...he can probably suck a stack of sardines straight from the can, after opening it with his teefs.
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Well fucking done.
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It is him. Apparantly he has just released some sort of statement saying he has recently engaged in regrettable behavior and bad judgement.
As if half the people on this planet his age haven't tried weed. (Well, except for me but I'm a goody two shoes). Let the guy have some fun, he spent too many years training not to let his hair down a little afterwards.
Oceannia420 - um I think we all did, nobody here gives a fuck. The NOTW is a paper that makes a living off scandal-mongering. If there is no real scandal around that week they make something seem like one that isn't. This will happen for eternity so no point in getting het up about it.
Frankly, pot should be legal...good for him having a real 20-something's life.
What's the BFD here?? So the dude is doing hits from the bong!! It's not like he's sniffing meth or coke or shooting shit into his arm. It's a GD bong hit. GET OVER IT and move the fuck on already.
It IS him. He acknowledged the photo and blamed it on his youth and such...
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It doesn't look like him--he has a big horsey head.
Leave it to the press to make a big to do about an accomplished man who's just letting his hair down after years of strict self-discipline.
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I bet it's him. That's how his hair and sideburns look in recent pix, plus he's got swimmers' lats. If it's not him, Phelps would only have to show he was not in Columbia, SC in November--easy as heck to disprove.
He only more of an American hero because he smokes pot....To me anyways
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That does not look remotely like him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That doesn't look like Michael Phelps.
I don't think that looks like Phelps either. Even if it IS him....weed? Big fucking deal.
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Apparently, right from the start, he has bought into the whole super-dangerous culture of drugs, ego and self-destructive behavior that has been the downfall of so many. But never mind, just step over the bodies and get to the booze and drug dispensers, while huge amounts of money will paper over all damage and scandals, and the party can continue forever. But no, wait -- what's all this about celebs collapsing and being carted off to rehab where they convulse and twitch with DTs and delirium, vomiting and losing bowel control, and weeping for mercy? Hmm, must be something wrong here somewhere.
I agree with those that think this looks like Jason Wahler, not Phelps. I thought the exact same thing and was suprised to read it was a Phelps story. News of the World, get a better picture if you're going to say this is Phelps.
We live in a country where the fucking President was smoking crack at that age!
Who gives a shit.
In Massachusetts it's a misdemeanor, like a $100 fine or somethin'. IMO that's what is should be.
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Submitted by whatev09 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:41am.
That looks like Jason Wahler.
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I was going to say the same thing! It doesn't even look like him. If you hadn't told me who that was I'd still be thinkng it's that douche from Laguna Beach.
TL - yeah but weed and LSD fuck with you mentally, that's the main problem with them, its not the physical effects. Heavy weed use (especially in teenagers) can result in psychosis, putting quite a few people in the loony bin and even causing them to commit murder on people who are their friends (plenty of stories in the UK to this effect). Smoking weed always gives me paranoia after a while so I can see how it would lead that way. LSD is a horrible drug that I took once and will never go anywhere near again. My ex-boyfriend used to suffer from severe sweats whenever he ate and slept follwing a bad trip once where he began sweating and thought everyone was laughing at him. He was 14 then and I was with him in his early 20's so it went on (and probably still does) for years. I would never touch the stuff.
I've done a lot of e on the other hand, but stopped doing it about 8 years ago. I have never experienced any mental health problems despite having lived a pretty tough life. But it may have longer-term effects who knows? I watched some science doc which said e was actually one of the least harmful of all drugs including nicotine and alcohol (they were both in top 10, e was something like no 17). LSD though, no thanks!
Perhaps Michael was 'drunk and stones' because he is not really into stinkfish.
Maybe Michael is into...'un-natural love'?
We would 'bong' on Michael's bone any time!
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The deep inhalation helps him stay buoyant in the pool.
That looks like Jason Wahler.
That picture doesn't look a thing like him. Fake. We all know people never like or fake photos just to get money from a tabloid... (roll eyes)
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So he smoked a toke. Big fucking deal. The Hollywood skanks we normally encounter on this site do much worse every damn day.
Baby got bong!
I have an idea...post related ofcourse. Let's all move to Jamaica or come to where I am in a tropical place and smoka the ganja and call it a day!...Perfection.
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It's great to see Phelps enjoying the devil's lettuce. He won eight gold medals, so I say toke up! A
Who gives a turd if he smokes weed. Better weed than a harder drug.
Anywho, you can't even tell that that's him in the photo. Doesn't look like him.
I thought training was the only reason he ate 10,000 calories a day.