Harvey Is Coming To America!
HAAAAAARVEY! HAAAAAARVEY! When I first saw these pictures, I seriously screamed his name really damn loud like my head exploded. My neighbors probably thought I finally lost it for real this time. Officially. They said to each other, "Well, the crazy 'mo next door finally broke. He's screaming about an imaginary giant bunny friend. Time to get out the number to Bellevue. You know, the number we've been saving for this very moment."
But Harvey Price really is my imaginary giant bunny friend. Whenever I see him, I feel like everything's going to be alright. And now he's on his way to American to bring a little sunshine to this grey world. Sorry, Kanye. You may be bright red in this grey world, but Harvey is sunshine and rainbows.
Doesn't he look like he should always be holding balloons and daisies? Oh, he makes me happy. I hope he finally gets his turn in the spotlight when he comes to Hollywood again. Harvey needs his own TV talk show, movie franchise, disco album, sweatshirt collection and line of delicious cookies. You know, I think he's the one who can save Mother's Circus Animal Cookies. All they have to do is change the name to Harvey's Circus Animal Cookies and put him on the cover of the package. Instant fucking worldwide best seller! If anyone can save Mother's Cookies for real, it's Harvey. He can save anything!
Here's Harvey with some people arriving at Heathrow Airport this morning to make their way to America. Once Katie Price arrives, the authorities should just pluck her up and plop her in the produce section of the nearest Albertson's. Bitch has officially turned into a butternut squash.
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Ah our precious HARVEY! I'm so glad to see him too MK. Everything's gonna be okay now, aside from Katie's shitastic outfit. She should really get a stylist already.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
TEN suitcases and that outfit is the best she can do????
Bda - don't feel sorry for him at all, they treat him extremely well, both her and Pete, her mother and all the nannies. He also benefits from an (I expcet) paid for special needs school. As kids with these type of physical and learning disabilities go, he lives like a king. They even have an indoor swimming pool in their house which they got specifically because he loves to swim. Pete in particular is adorable to him. And no they don't hide him away so I give them plaudits for that.
Having said that, they are probably the worst offending couple for using their kids for financial gain of any celebs out there. They are on the cover of OK magazine and inside in a 15 page spread literally once or twice a month, talking about everything and nothing. Those kids have contributed to the family finances since they were born and will continue to do so until demand drys up. Seeing Harvey in particular having to pose for photos on trips to Disneyland is not nice. Sometimes he doesn't want to do it and crys, especially as he doesn't understand what's going on, but they still make him do it. Only Pete expresses some regret at forcing the kids to perform, she's far too basic and greedy to comprehend there may be anything wrong with it.
Say what you will about Jordan, Katie Price, whatever the hell her name is...
at least she does not stick her kid in the basement because he's a special needs child..
unlike some Hollywood types
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They're like the poor version of the Beckhams. Harvey is the only hot bitch worth writing about. Harvey is worthy of his own holiday. To be honest they don't bother me all that much...Now that Kerry Katona bitch annoys the piss out of me!
whoa. what an unfortunate looking baby!
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i dunno, it sells itself
I wonder who Harvey is going to tell to "fuck...off!"
That poor boy I feel sorry for him, I can imagine that they don't treat him the best.
princess tuberculosis is still humanities most unfortunate looking baby
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but i hate when kids wear designer sweatshirts like that, i like it better, when kids wear stuff like gap stuff. I just think they look silly in this, but maybe gap is silly too.
Travoltas could have learned something from this woman. Nannies or not. Doesn't matter, I don't blame her for having help if she does. As long as she is careful about it and doesn't abuse it.
always great to see harvey...how come pete is darker than i am and i was born black?
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MK, your Harvey obsession worries me. It's been like two years now? damn. I'll never get sick of the video of him saying 'FUCK OFF' to Peter though. Priceless memories.
why do so many rich people have shit taste! its so UNFAIR! if i was rich id be the classiest dressed bitch out! *cries!*
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putsomestankonit - they met and fell in love on a very, very popular reality tv show, possibly the best and most erntertaining one ever: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. It has been responsible for turning many a has-been or nobody into a multi-million pound earning mega-celeb (please see also Mylene Klass). That's basically why people care about them. And because they have conducted their whole relationship, marriage, kids etc in the magazines and on tv (she is literally on the cover of OK magazine - I think our biggest selling celeb mag - every other week, talking about her ingrowing toenails). All chavvy little girls aspire to grow up and be like her. She has made pots of cash and does very little work for it.
However I wouldn't be surprised if the change in our economic circumstances may alter her popularity somewhat. We have already tired of WAGS (the ridiculously extravagant ladies of leisure married to or dating our mega-bucks earning football stars) and I'm thinking she may go the same way. No-one wants to see anyone ostentatiously flaunting their wealth in times like these.
They have help.. I know a guy at dog park that used to help them... drive Harvey around and take care of him... thats my 2 degrees of separation from HARVEEEEEEEEEE hooray for me!
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The war isn't working.
Sorry guys, but I am totally having a foot fetish over those purple shoes and luminous pink toes!Yowzer!
I am so getting that combination soon as the weather up in this bitch becomes more friendly.
Apart from that though, I cannot stand this hoe. I cannot stand it when the press here in the UK praises her as a "switched on businesswoman".
Nigga please. There is no skill involved in getting paid to show your fanny to all and sundry, sleeping with fat peddlers of porn and having advisers and PR people nearby to tell you which direction to best point your fanny in.
Luck maybe, and a mercenary disregard of one's own sense of dignity, but not skill.
I don't dislike her personally, she is just a hoe doing what hoes do, but Jordan to me symbolises what is wrong with a particular subset of British girls.
Emphasis on "looks", and I use the term loosely, none on education, as you'll make money showing your tits anyway/ marrying Dazzer the footballer, and we taxpayers kindly pick up the bill for crystal tip fake nails bought by these hoes on the dole(aka welfare). My generosity astounds me sometimes!
I'm still having those shoes, though. A little bit of bad taste can be good taste, non? I'm digging the zip too, I have to say!
Submitted by Keane on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:34pm.
I never understood why anyone cares about these drunken losers to begin with?
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To those of you who think Jordan doesn't have full-time nannies to care for her children, two words: dream on! She does about as much for her children as Angelina Jolie does i.e. not very much. They don't disguise the fact that they have one full-time live-in nanny and I believe these days they have two. When they film them on the show it always seems to be the nanny who has got them up and takes them to bed, Jordan just kisses them goodnight and waves from the dinner table. To be fair to her she is the main breadwinner in the family so you can't expect her to do all the childcare as well. Having said that she doesn't exactly have a full-time job! And if you google some pics of Pete pre-nose job (in his one-hit wonder "Mysterious Girl" days) then you will see why PT is so unfortunate looking. Jordan had a biggish nose as well so there's no way she'll escape it. I predict mummy will book her in for her first nose job for her 16th birthday gift. Its the Jordan way.
Man oh man. Her children are along the lines of the Demi/Bruce genetic NO.
I like them but they need to invest in better luggage...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wait, I thought the recent US-UK Treaty of Skank required reciprocity? How did we end up with Madonna AND Jordan?
I'm glad someone is excited over this kid-I just don't like him though. I know he is retarded and deserves a little more patience than most but that little fella is mean.
I screamed Harvey too but it was more of a quivering lip sigh. His sister Tianamen SquareHead looks like SpongeBob Squarepants. Sorry babygirl.
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I know children can't help the way they look, but my word that's a homely little girl.
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Harvey The Hot Slut Of The Decade who shares my birthday (along with Shallow Pitt). Oh how I love thee. You sister not so much.
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Harvey makes me happy too MK. And if it weren't for you, I'd never have even known such peace and joy existed. And now he's here! It's a good day.
I'm surprised she didn't have more luggage.
Life is one big photo op for these people!
Having said that,those shoes are cool and at least they dont lock the kid away although why would they-he's the best photo op theyve got!
Look at those eye lashes-they must be comfortable to snore your way across the Atlantic in and arrive looking fresh as a daisy...
Husband looks extra gay today-shes the brains and boss here though most women are (the brains and boss in marriage) yeah thats my views and they are right!
FINALLY! MY BOY IS COMING HOME WHERE HE BELONGS!
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I think the toddler child looks more afflicted with issues then Harvey.
Someone mentiones FAS, aka Fetal Alchohol Syndrome.
Jordan might have a ichy gene pool for breeding.
Chromosonal skippers.
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I agree, at least he isnt being treated like the parents in the Denial-TOlogists. Locked away and hidden.. But Im not buying that they dont have nannies.
another case of AIRPORT BABIES. You know the kind that only comes out for Airports and Community playgrounds.
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Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the models on millionaireloves. com is more beautiful and sexy than her!
Harvey Price=King of the side eye. The boy can deliver one like no other.
that andre guy usually looks all bloated but here he sort of looks like he lost a couple of pounds...or is it just me..
I usually don't like women like this, but she doesn't bother me at all.
(Joker voice) Harvey, Harvey, Harvey!
You know, if it's really true and she takes care of her children like the pics suggest, then she's HOT!. I would have just put him in home care or constantly do pity-parties to my friends just to get their empathy and support. Kudos to her, fake or not, body.
Yeepy for Harvey. what a cutie. as for the parents...atleast they take him out. 3 as for the black leggings with the zipper on the bottom...I..am going to rant if I see anyone else with leggings and high heels. leggings are for exercise or to put under some dress or whatever. that's how I remember how leggings used to be worn. arrrrrgh. leggings leggings leggings. the zipper just killed me.
Coma Caca!!
It's really hard to take care of a severely special needs child. I give her a lot of credit for doing that and not having full time nannies. Peter Andre too. He's really stepped up to the role of "Daddy" to that precious little guy. They even took him on their honeymoon.
Yay for the "Harvey" shout-out. One of my favorite Jimmy Stewart flicks! <3 <3!
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I just don't understand how any even remotely sane person can use that fake tan orange stuff and think they look okay. Especially if you're someone who sees photos of yourself. It makes no sense. This woman probably has a really pretty pale complexion and she would immediately look 1,000x better if she left it that way. (There's no hope for the taste in clothes).
And where's Nanners when I need her? I love it when she casually calls that little girl "Baby Gay Face" in conversation.
also, can i just say that Harvey looks GREAT?????
he's lost some serious weight, grew a little more and now he's WALKING!
i don't care how much people slag her off and talk shit about her. she does everything she does to take care of that boy!!! she's over the top, ridiuculous and she is a fucking butternut squash.
but goddamnit, i fucking LOVE that kid Harvey. he's looking good!!! he looks like a little boy again. i'm so happy!
TEAM HARVEY FOR-EVAAAHHH!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARVEY!!
okay, i totally just got fucking traumatized right before this so i'm going to soothe my brain with my darling Harvey.
i really don't know what it is about him but i honestly love this little kid. i really do. and for whatever fucked up reason...i fucking love Katie + Peter too. i know...but i do!
There has to be some STD balance of trade agreement in place...Amy's in the Bahamas spreading her cooties so Paris went to England to balance it out and now we're stuck with this one.
my girl jordan needs to remember to rub that tanning lotion on her feet and hands. she looks like a radioactive candycane.
Why are all these slags moving to the USA?
Madonna to NY and now this bucket of VD moving to LA? Is she going to start making porn?
Oh, and its hilarious that only 1 pap showed up at the airport.
MK, I had a moment like the one you describe with Harvey. May I share?
One day I was all bummed out about money and how we were going to pay our bills and shit (this was BEFORE the depression, too!)
Then I see Walt "Clyde The Glide" Frasier walking down the street toward me and he was giving off this aura of okayness and I swear to god, it was like someone turned on the sun. My worries disappeared and it was like he said to me "Don't worry, Hekki, you're gonna be alllllllright". We smiled at each other and he loped off down Third Avenue, and my day was golden.
True story. I think he lives around here because I've seen him in the Food Emporium, too. He's always smiling.