Would You Hit It?
There's a reason why Orlando Blooms looks like the member of a Rock Star Supernova cover band. The Kim Zolciak approved possum wig and douchy tattoos (the tree framing his nip is kind of poetic, though) are for a movie he's shooting L.A. called Sympathy for Delicious.
Orlando always struck me as one of those precious fucks. Do you know what I mean? The kind that caresses and cuddles on you for a long ass time before getting to the X-rated shit! The kind that is operating on Skinemax mode when you're on Spice Network mode. They're kissing on your neck and you're thinking, "Can you stick and bust already, so I can go watch some HGTV." And I bet when Orlando is about to bust one, he faintly ahhhhhhs. Then he probably wants to spoon while he whispers in your ear and strokes your hair. Why ruin a good fuck with lovey dovey shit?
That being said, I'd turn on some HGTV and let him take his sweet time hitting it from the back.
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I understand that people's tastes vary but where did you guys hear that he was a douchebag? He's always struck me as a sweet, down to earth guy.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm
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You can't just leave a cliffhanger like that. It's like, against the law.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Zomay, I agree. I think the reason is that he has overly round clowny eyes. If he had an almond shaped eye, he'd look good
He never did it for me. Don't know why.
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i would hit it really really hard, if he asked me to.
and i'd cuddle him after.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:34pm.
YESSSSSSSSS but I wouldnt go around telling everyone, I like secrets and angry fucking, choking, spitting, the dirtiest of the dirtiest things possible....Yummmy.
Um.. r u a scorpio?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
Bring it.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
He's sorta like Jakey-Poo for me except he's an unforgiveable douche and probably an in the closet power bottom. Yeah, I've heard stories that I'm not about to repeat unless asked.
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ASKING!!! ASKING!!! *Tiger paw up in the air*....
Spill it, whore...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
He's sorta like Jakey-Poo for me except he's an unforgiveable douche and probably an in the closet power bottom. Yeah, I've heard stories that I'm not about to repeat unless asked.
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Soooooooooooooo...whaddaya know?? SPILL IT! LoL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:28pm.
Nah sorry I don't have a goth/emo fetish. If I did, it would be Brandon Lee in the Crow.
That movie gave me vag spasms when i was little :/
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
He's sorta like Jakey-Poo for me except he's an unforgiveable douche and probably an in the closet power bottom. Yeah, I've heard stories that I'm not about to repeat unless asked.
Please spill.
his body sure is purty, though
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Well, I most certainly would, my good man!
Please do name the date and the time and I will be 15 minutes early!
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
nah, somethin about his face just isnt cute to me.. never has been never will be.. and i think he's overrated as an actor
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
He's sorta like Jakey-Poo for me except he's an unforgiveable douche and probably an in the closet power bottom. Yeah, I've heard stories that I'm not about to repeat unless asked.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
If that arm band tatto were real...can you imagine wtf it'd look like in 40 years? RETARDED!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
No, not with those douchetastic tattoos no - no matter how fake they are.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
MK you would post an Orlie thread to make me feel guilty. He was my one and only before Shia. Him and Heath Ledger. Okay, I have a thing for douches, sue me!
Yes, I'd hit that in all directions.
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Dick happens! - MK
YESSSSSSSSS but I wouldnt go around telling everyone, I like secrets and angry fucking, choking, spitting, the dirtiest of the dirtiest things possible....Yummmy.
Orlando doesnt look fat, you guys are nuts, he's always been handsome and I enjoy him as an actor. I believe those tats are fake.
@COLLIN K, that is one sandwich I dont think I would be able to get or let them leave out of bed for at least 3 days....that is one scrumptious sandwich.....oh dear lord.
I kinda like the tattoos. Would I want them on me? NO. I do like them, though.
I'd hit it, but only if Christian Bale tag team or double dick me.
Holy crap. Way too many tattoos.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
Yes. I love hitting morons smack-dab right between the eyes.
he's no size 2. wtf.!!! lol. yeah I guess I would let him "cuddle" for a minute.
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I've never understood why people thought Orlando Bloom was hot, but in this outfit with those fake tats and that hair, I can see it. I would hit it all night.
its the first time i see a photo of orlando bloom where i think he looks hot...
rockstar supernova members tommy lee & gilby clarke are also guys i drool over
i guess i have a thing for douchebags
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
Nah sorry I don't have a goth/emo fetish. If I did, it would be Brandon Lee in the Crow.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Those leather pants make him look FAT!.
are those nips lactating?
i gotta say that orlando never really did it for me,
but damn...he looks pretty "effable"
well actually, he'd be doing all the effing. =P
ahaha
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