Would You Hit It?
There's a reason why Orlando Blooms looks like the member of a Rock Star Supernova cover band. The Kim Zolciak approved possum wig and douchy tattoos (the tree framing his nip is kind of poetic, though) are for a movie he's shooting L.A. called Sympathy for Delicious.
Orlando always struck me as one of those precious fucks. Do you know what I mean? The kind that caresses and cuddles on you for a long ass time before getting to the X-rated shit! The kind that is operating on Skinemax mode when you're on Spice Network mode. They're kissing on your neck and you're thinking, "Can you stick and bust already, so I can go watch some HGTV." And I bet when Orlando is about to bust one, he faintly ahhhhhhs. Then he probably wants to spoon while he whispers in your ear and strokes your hair. Why ruin a good fuck with lovey dovey shit?
That being said, I'd turn on some HGTV and let him take his sweet time hitting it from the back.
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He's your typical English fuckpig. Attractive for a nanosecond and then morphs into the guy with terrible teeth who can't fuck worth a shit.
No, simply because I would never hit a man with bigger nipples than mine.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:14pm.
I'd ride him until that tree tattoo sprouted leaves. Okay, not really.
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I think MK nailed it on his description of this man and sex.
Now mickey rourke on the other hand! In. A. Heartbeat.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
THE LEFT NIPPLE KEEPS WINKING AT MEH!
That tattoo on his left arm reminds me of Brent Everett http://www.friskyfans.org/reviews/barebackingacrossamerica.htm 'Licious
Submitted by Misty on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
Come on spill...pleeeeeeaaaase!
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She won't or she would have spilled it already. Idk I think she's gone.
Really frustrated about it. :-/
I don't like when people are teasing me like this. Very cruel for a curious person. Torture I tell ya. Torture.
I'd ride him until that tree tattoo sprouted leaves. Okay, not really.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:42pm.
Is that tree branch an extension of his peenie? Looks like it.
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he's morphing into an Ent.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:05pm.
Hey lover of ginges! Things are good? Yes, Del Rio apparently has mules to rent. It's warm down there and the tequila flows freely.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:41pm.
I'd ride him like a rented mule
Where do you rent a mule these days, other than the Grand Canyon and certain Del Rio cantinas?
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Did someone mention Del Rio? :)
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:37pm.
Come on spill...pleeeeeeaaaase!
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:52pm.
Tijuana, Mexico? I've heard of it.... Will they understand the words that I am saying?
Ahhh ... not giving myself away here, but - Tijuana?
Submitted by girl_cheese on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:41pm.
I'd ride him like a rented mule
Where do you rent a mule these days, other than the Grand Canyon and certain Del Rio cantinas?
I'd ride him like a rented mule
I like mcnightmare's plan: hit it really really hard and then cuddle/comfort him afterwards
In leather pants, I'd hit almost any guy. LOL
I'd ride him into tomorrow
Ummmmm....
no.
Why yes I would hit it! Thank you for asking. (Many times actually.)
Hell to the YEAH! I'd lick it, slap it, work it upside down.
lmfao, "precious fuck"- i <3 you MK!! you straight up nasty!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
That robe aka Skeletina's Red Carpet dress from yesterday, is the deal breaker and no deal on Orlando.
If he had thrown on a wife beater, well then...
He looks good all butched up.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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No Ass, Not Interested.
'nuff said.
I'd hit it, snack it, lick, repeat as necessary.
~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.~
*Douglas Adams*
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:38pm.
Honestly, the cutest he ever is when he was in Lord of the Rings. Good as a blonde!
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I begrudgingly agree with you there. He almost looked angelic in that movie.
Is that tree branch an extension of his peenie? Looks like it.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ummm ... I'd hit it if he was wearing his elf get up from Lord of the Rings and whispered sweet elfish words in my ears.
Or if he was a dirty chivalrous pirate. Either, or.
But definitely not in this weird wiggyness.
Honestly, the cutest he ever is when he was in Lord of the Rings. Good as a blonde!
Although to be honest, at first glance he reminded me of Greasy Bear!
Would I hit it? HELL YEAH!
again...and again...and again....
*drool*
Never,he's a twink.
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Yes I would!!! and then some!!
"one of those precious fucks" as in "my preesshussss"
and probably also speshul...
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puppy side eye.
Meh.
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Ah hanker fer a hunk-a,
A slab, a slice, a chunk-a,
Ah hanker fer a hunk -a- cheese! Yahoo!
Abso-FUCKING-lutely!!! He's my dream cream.
hell YEAH!
id let him peak on my no hole anytime
That hairdon't is making him look like Elijah Wood.
I'd do him, yeah, but I probably wouldn't call bim back the next morning...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Paris Herpes is a giant tease! (That'll smoke her out.)
Well, if he were really straight and I knew he'd do everything just the way I like it...
yeah, I'd hit it.
i'd still fuck him.
His nipples look sore. Ouchy.
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Yet more Skin Billboards exclaiming to the world how short-sighted you are.
How ridiculously idle you are.
How your a moron at money management.
How childish your priorities are.
How vain you are to consider yourself "Art".
The list goes on.
Why would I want to hit a guy with broken branches? Pffffft!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
ewwwwwww
I'd hit eeeet!
Hey y'all slutz! Whatup
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SICKITTEN on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:47pm.
Zomay, I agree. I think the reason is that he has overly round clowny eyes. If he had an almond shaped eye, he'd look good
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No butt either...
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Paris Herpes where are you??
We are...okay I am waiting for some juicy stories about Orlando.
Spill it please! :-D