Would You Hit It?
There's a reason why Orlando Blooms looks like the member of a Rock Star Supernova cover band. The Kim Zolciak approved possum wig and douchy tattoos (the tree framing his nip is kind of poetic, though) are for a movie he's shooting L.A. called Sympathy for Delicious.
Orlando always struck me as one of those precious fucks. Do you know what I mean? The kind that caresses and cuddles on you for a long ass time before getting to the X-rated shit! The kind that is operating on Skinemax mode when you're on Spice Network mode. They're kissing on your neck and you're thinking, "Can you stick and bust already, so I can go watch some HGTV." And I bet when Orlando is about to bust one, he faintly ahhhhhhs. Then he probably wants to spoon while he whispers in your ear and strokes your hair. Why ruin a good fuck with lovey dovey shit?
That being said, I'd turn on some HGTV and let him take his sweet time hitting it from the back.
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I wanted to hit it when it was blond and elfin!
Fuck, she didn't come back to spill the dirt? Fuck!
I left my house at 4am, was gone all day thinking when I got back tonight it would be posted here, but NO!
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There's just something about those sexy black Undies sticking out above those jeans that makes me wanna give him head.
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Orlando Bloom would be hot if he wasnt such a bitch! Every movie he's in he plays the pussy. Troy, POTC, Elizabethtown (yes I saw that trash), even in LOTR he looked like a gay elf!
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I think he's gay but that's just me.
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Yeah, I'd hit that. Then tell him I have an "early meeting" the next morning. :)
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He is really a charming man, it is not strange why those rich women are talking about him actively at ..............www. celebmingle. com.............. when a woman is rich enough, she always wants to find a young and good looking guy!
Yeah...he still looks like a wuss.
There's something about a man with skinny, bloodless lips that disgusts me.
I laughed at MK's post, though, because quite frankly I'd never want a man who did stuff to me I could do to myself...and have it feel better when *I* did it myself.
I'd hit him with a bottle of Febreze.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 10:08am.
The ONLY time I've found this guy anywhere near attractive was as the Elven in "Lord of the Rings". Period. Finito
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The ONLY time I've found this guy anywhere near attractive was as the Elven in "Lord of the Rings". Period. Finito.
He looks like Bam (from Jackass) but slightly less dirty.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 8:58am.
He looks like the fourth Jonas Brother.
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I confess that I mentally smacked myself upon seeing this picture for getting hot on a Jonas Brother;p
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Nope, with or without the hobbit hair.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
He looks like the fourth Jonas Brother.
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They could put some false COW nuts on this guy, hanging down to his ankles, and he would STILL look like a little girlie to me. JMO.
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MK is a nasty fuck, but he is so right. I'd let Orlando talk lovey dovey while I'm deepthroating his peen.
No, He's a puss. Remember when he walked away from wrecking his car and left his female friend in the car with a broken neck?
NO! He's too skinny and too feminine. I remember when LOTR first came out, I thought he was gorgeous. Then I found out he looks nothing like Legolas IRL and that kind of ruined it for me.
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OMG.....I never thought I'd say this about Orlando Bloom....but....um....he is lookin my-t-fine......i want dat !!!
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Only if he were dressed like that.
I recently re-watched Lord of the Rings about a month ago and found him terribly annoying and fruity.
He was alright in Pirates but I was mostly watching Johnny Depp. MMmmmm...Depp.
I wouldn't hit it before and I wouldn't hit it now, mostly because MK's description is spot on. He's too feminine for my tastes.
Submitted by JoMama on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:37am.
Yes, but only if he put his LOTR Elf costume back on. Because, yum.
Man, ditto!
Blond guys ROCK!
noooo. he looks too feminine.
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He looks better with long hair. IMO.
I love that I am not the only one who thought this was another picture of Amy Winehouse... topless... hahaha!
Yes, I would totally hit it.
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Yes, but only if he put his LOTR Elf costume back on. Because, yum.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
@ Sheeps let's just say if Keira cut her hair off she could easily pass for a sexy li'l power bottom
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
i'd hit it.
up, down, all around.
i'd pull his hair, fuck him good and then never call his ass again. :D
and paris: SPILL IT! you dirty slutty tease. :)
the armband tatoo sucks and i don't like the half side body flames...
stupid tat = no hit dat
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:52am.
You'd bettah not be calling Miss Knightley a boy...... becuz if you is.....
Thinking about hitting that man makes me feel all pediophiliac...LOL. I would but I would wear a mask. Just in case of photos!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:39am.
I doubt he's gay. I've seen Pirates and he ends up marrying Keira Knightley. They kiss and junk.
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key phrase there: "he ends up marrying Keira Knightley".. i wonder which one was the top & which was the bottom
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oh I thought it was Amy Winehouse. He's gained weight!
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I doubt he's gay. I've seen Pirates and he ends up marrying Keira Knightley. They kiss and junk.
Ugh. He's one of the most overhyped douchethrobs in Hollywood. No thanks.
mmmmm...man flesh!
I'd hit it tonight, tomorrow, next week,before work, after church,whenever, however!!!
This was James Franco's role, he gave it up because of school. DAMNNNNNN
He is hot and yes,I would hit that multiple times.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'd let him hit it from here til next Sunday. Anyone who knows me knows that I have been in lurrrve with him foreva. ;D
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Let me put it this way as succinctly as I can...
"HE IS NO Johnny Depp"
Would I leave my hub for JD?
Now THAT is harsh and I refuse to answer. lol
yes i would, for free.
I might peg him, but I wouldn't let him stick it in me. Nope. I'm still convinced he liked the menz.
Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:14pm.
I have heard some things too and I just wanted her to spill and see if it was the same.
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Sympathy for Delicious? Sounds like a Rock of Love reunion episode!
a little too femme for me...where's his ass?
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