Vadge Is Coming! Vadge Is Coming!
Lady Vadge will flee her native England and return to America with her kids in tow. It's Christmas again in the UK! The Evening Standards says Vadge has temporarily won the right to take Rocco and David to NYC. That shit will become forever permanent in a couple of weeks.
Vadge and Guy Ritchie were divorced a couple of months ago, but never decided on where the kids will live. Guy apparently wanted the boys to continue to go to school in England, but Vadge wanted them with her in NYC. Vadge won. She always wins!
A source close to the situation said, “Everything is going to be resolved in the next couple of weeks. Everything is going well. It's pretty amicable at the moment. Things are progressing. There was a issue about where the children should live but that has been decided in Madonna's favor.”
This sounds like a wonderful decision. Who needs a father around anyway? I grew up without my father around all the time and I turned out beautifully. Yes, I regularly cry in my shower wondering why my daddy left me, but other than that, I'm totally normal.
And I feel like both of our governments should have worked together on this. Since we're getting Vadge back, England should have to take one of our useless celebwhores. Parasite Hilton is there right now! Keep her. Oh and keep Vadge's accent too.
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Where is the Border Patrol when we need them?
I can't stand her.
Poor Guy. We all know where this is heading.
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Did I read that her Smelly Cat tour is continuing this year? So she's not going to be around the kids anyway.
Those poor kids. Just like sad little bedwetting notPax, that little David must not know what the hell's happening from one day to the next.
I guess Lourdes will be fine since her dad's in NYC anyway, but I feel sad for the boys.
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:55pm.
Clearly the children you should be cut in half. Each parent can have one half of each child.
They can flip a Kabbalah amulet to see who gets first pick.
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Ha! Clearly.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
RichBitch wrote:
"She can't have a title as she's not a British subject. That and you have to be more than a monied slut who can't sing."
Hey RichBitch,
Only half of your statement is right. The Queen does grant the title of "Honourary Damehood" to British non-nationals for outstanding accomplishment. But she chose NOT to grant one to Madge, which speaks volumes in my opinion...
Clearly the children you should be cut in half. Each parent can have one half of each child.
They can flip a Kabbalah amulet to see who gets first pick.
This is BS! Guy has been more of a parent than this gym-obsessed narcissist. Just because she's the mother / woman, she gets the kids?? They have been consistently raised in England; they're British - they must have friends and a life set-up there. Their self-obsessed whore of a mother is an admitted work-a-holic who never sees them. How in the world any court could let her take them away from their home and father is just mind-blowing and utterly despicable. Madonna has just become the most loathesome, hideous creature on the planet.
For the love of NYC, please keep this faux-British wench anywhere but here...
Cannot.stand.her.
Hope she leaves her "Gwynnie" in the UK: despise that famous-by-nepotism bitch too.
Good news for the New York steroid dealers. They can diversify their customer base to help them through the Yankee off-season.
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There went the last chance for the kids to be normal. Now we're stuck with this fake whore?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:16pm.
Vadge is probably coming back to NY because she needs a good shave. Women in the UK don't shave, so I'm told.
Really? Maybe they're just more evolved? I liked the suggestion below that Madonna was pursuing a British title. Lady Madonna's already taken. Queen is a stretch. Maybe Duchess Madonna?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:16pm.
Vadge is probably coming back to NY because she needs a good shave. Women in the UK don't shave, so I'm told.
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I actually see her more as a Cuntess, I mean Countess
Hopefully she will lose the teacher badge, and get back to the skankiness that made us love Vadge.
I'm both fascinated and repelled by her arms.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Actually I agree with Vadge on getting her kids to live in NY. Where else can you have everthing at your fingertips. I'm sure they'll be in some really expensive school that will cater to their every whim.
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Sick of this bitch
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:17am.
Tits, Vancouver Island in April...isn't that like still freezing?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:06am.
We're having a little dlisted slut-con west sometime in April on Vancouver Island. Mrs K, East End Girl, maybe Love Carrot Top, and I'm sure I can convince Suze to come along as she lives here already.
More fun that Vegas easily! *cough*
Interested?
No cameras.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:48pm.
Haha. I stayed at The Mirage and Mandalay Bay casinos. It's a pretty exciting place although I really felt relaxed poolside...even with 100 degree temps.
It really doesn't cost that much to go and stay there. You can spend a lot of money on gambling though. I remember going past one section where they have machines that are 500 dollars for one spin.*Sick*
I go there for the shows, entertainment,drink my ass off, gamble a "little". Good Times.
As for the Dlisted group? Maybe if I had known sooner... hope they have a great time.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:42pm.
@ Home
I can't believe she's getting dicked down by a Dominican and she's still so freakin uptight.. I wish I had a sexy Dominican to ravage me.. someone needs to put this bitch out of her and our misery
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You know what? I have not ONE iota of an argument against what you said. Holy shit. We are in harmony. I don't even have a snarky, assholey comeback. lol
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:52pm.
Do you think that red string on her wrist is to remind her turn up her pacemaker?
New York has enough people with British accents bumping around.
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Mani, I think the "red string" is to remind her she is menopausal. No way in hell a woman so lean has a period so yeah...the bloddy tampon string comes to mind. Woa is me..I have no more progesterone! Red-string progesteroners unite!
I keed. I keed.
Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:42pm.
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...before taking to the floor on Dancing with the Has-beens.
Mind you she could do that show now.
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Yeah, and to really impress the judges...with the aide of her walker, she'll golden shower the audience while doing her thrusting chocha moves. Bitch got talent!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Home on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:46pm.
Haha. Thanks Home.
Do you think that red string on her wrist is to remind her turn up her pacemaker?
New York has enough people with British accents bumping around.
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Hey Mani
I went once for business - I was a booth babe at a convention. The people watching opps were stunning. I still remember it 6 years later.
Never bet much, it was expensive and boring.
I was focussed more on the sex, food and liquor.
ahahha and the airline lost my luggage so I had to go shopping - GREAT shopping. And i'd sooner gnaw off my hand then go to a mall.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:41pm.
Vadge must have been pelvic thrusting her hoo ha off to get this agreement.
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I agree. She's a floor humper extraordinaire beginning circa 1980-ish with her lame "Like a Virgin" twatty "shocker" crappola.
-But, Mani...who cares about Vadge...let me move closer and gently touch your ear and whisper longingly, "Mani, Mani, Mani can I rub you down there?...mmmmmmmm."
Anyway. Carry on. hehe
@ Home
I can't believe she's getting dicked down by a Dominican and she's still so freakin uptight.. I wish I had a sexy Dominican to ravage me.. someone needs to put this bitch out of her and our misery
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:40pm.
*visual* Cut to 30 years from now....cig in mouth, bright red lipstick, hair style & plastic surgery a la Phyllis Diller, veiny hands, face & feet...bitch will be using up her last bucket of quarters on the slot machines.
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...before taking to the floor on Dancing with the Has-beens.
Mind you she could do that show now.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:33pm.
Hahaha. I knew there was something else behind this...hmmm.
Vadge must have been pelvic thrusting her hoo ha off to get this agreement.
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*visual* Cut to 30 years from now....cig in mouth, bright red lipstick, hair style & plastic surgery a la Phyllis Diller, veiny hands, face & feet...bitch will be using up her last bucket of quarters on the slot machines.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ohhh so u guys r in here. was starting to feel lonely in the Tater thread...
The DListed Vegas thing is this weekend? Oh well, maybe next time..
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:57pm.
3) Despite her constant lobbying, Buckingham Palace has failed to give her a title.
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She can't have a title as she's not a British subject. That and you have to be more than a monied slut who can't sing.
Mani, dlisters are unionizing which means downsizing of the user comments so that MK can afford us and the inevitable spammers and bitch fights. sarc/
Madge is so rigid, she probably washes her nether bits with ajax.
HARSH.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:22pm.
TITS have you ever been to Las Vegas? I've been there a few times and still managed to have some money left over.
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Man this place is quiet tonight, everyone in Vegas along with TV?
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those that aren't are writhing with jellyness.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:10pm
Even if they don't get into trouble I bet they'll leave a mark Vegas will never forget. I hope they have a great time... all good people.
As far as Madge goes the air in NY has actually smelled a lot cleaner since she's been gone.
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Oh dear, now she'll have to retire her British accent and children's books about tea drinkers.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:05pm.
Yeah, it's quiet. I've been asked to man the phones in case they need a bail bondsman. I'm still at work for some damn reason but goofing off more than working.
I bet you're pumped about having Madonna back?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:54pm.
Really? Maybe they're just more evolved? I liked the suggestion below that Madonna was pursuing a British title. Lady Madonna's already taken. Queen is a stretch. Maybe Duchess Madonna?
The Royal Town Pump?
Man this place is quiet tonight, everyone in Vegas along with TV?
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Tranny blow-up doll!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:16pm.
Vadge is probably coming back to NY because she needs a good shave. Women in the UK don't shave, so I'm told.
Really? Maybe they're just more evolved? I liked the suggestion below that Madonna was pursuing a British title. Lady Madonna's already taken. Queen is a stretch. Maybe Duchess Madonna?
NO! No givsies backsies England! We called it!
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Vadge is probably coming back to NY because she needs a good shave. Women in the UK don't shave, so I'm told.
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wow. talk about irrelevant is right. only 37 comments. she must be very sad, but she did it to herself.
oh, not sad about her kids losing their father.
sad about her ratings. thats why she is moving. for the coverage.
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wow. talk about irrelevant is right. only 37 comments. she must be very sad, but she did it to herself.
oh, not sad about her kids losing their father.
sad about her ratings. thats why she is moving. for the coverage.
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The McCanns Did It
Madge is moving back to the US for three reasons:
1) She wants to piss off Guy Ritchie
2) There is a new President and she wants in on the attention
3) Despite her constant lobbying, Buckingham Palace has failed to give her a title
I pity the people who will be her neighbors, but the whole country of England is no doubt rejoicing.
37 comments for this woman vs. 144 for the daughter of bruce.
hhahaahahhhaha
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I wonder if Madge's Vadge has retained that Chia Pet quality of years ago. That was one hairy taco.
I used to love her and met her in the Funhouse in NYC while she was dating Jellybean Benitez the DJ there. She put on a performance on New Years Eve with her one and only song....she was amazing and then continued to be amazing for a long while after that. Now i just cant like her anymore, I give her props for keeping on and still touring and selling records but she is so not my type of entertainment anymore and its a shame, she's been an icon for many many years. Ive seen her 3 x in concert including that one time in the Funhouse in NYC, circa 1981-1982 could be wrong, lost alot of braincells during that time.
The only reason Queen Madge is moving back to this country is because she's a egomaniac control freak, and she knows she's pissing off her Ex Guy Ritchie.
That's what it's about. Vadge sticking it to her Ex. She's a vindictive woman.
Submitted by xplnyrslf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:58pm.
One of the vacations the family took, Madonna spent the day in the gym exercising, while Guy stayed with the kids at the beach.
I suppose it's better to have hired help watch the children here in the US, while she indulges in her body image addictions.
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Who stays in the gym all day working out? I can't get past two hours of it.