Friday, January 30th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
St. Angie isn't wearing a hospital gown. This is headline news. You've been informed. - Popsugar
Feeling too clean today? Well, here's a Miley Cyrus picture that will make you feel dirty - Egotastic!
Matthew Mitcham and his oh-so-happy trail on The Advocate - Towleroad
Cady out, Karen in - Lainey Gossip
Sex ON a horse courtesy of Diesel (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
RiRi giving a little "I'm thinking about you" pat to her crotch friend - Hollywood Tuna
They failed to capture DanRad's beautiful unibrow - Just Jared
Wonky McValtrex's nasty ass tail - Cityrag
Yet another has-been pipes in on Fatgate 2009 - UsWeekly
It looks like Juliette Lewis is wearing her own clothes in her new movie - Hollywood Rag
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Angelina and Brad brag waaaay too much about their "perfect" life for it to be a reality. Look at A-list couples like Naomi Watts and Liev, Josh Brolin and Diane Lane etc. Ok, they don't have the overtime publicity machine going like Brangelina so aren't on the covers of every magazine but the four mentioned above are MUCH better actors than AJ/BP and you don't see them bragging nonstop about their so-called wonderful lives.
Thou protest too much, Brangelina. If you were truly happy you wouldn't need to try so hard to convince us of that! jesus
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:29pm.
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dont worry about it! i have an hourglass figure and am on the skinny side BUT there is nothing i would like better than to be more athletic looking.
I truly believe that no one is every really happy with whatever body shape they have, i think its called being human.
scary caricature of herself! fugy beyond belief
She's ugly now
Somebody get Angelina a pair of Spanx stat!
I am wondering how she keeps her so fit! I appreciate her beautiful face very much! If I am as beautiful as her, I will date to a handsome millionaire at ^^^^^^^^^^millionaireloves com^^^^^^^^^^^^
It really pisses me up a wall when people say "oh she needs to eat a sandwich" or "Oh, real women have curves!" I know a lot of idealistic guys think that if a skinny chick eats hamburgers that it's going to change their body shape, but it won't.
I can eat as much as I want and I recently HAVE gained more weight than I had in my entire life, but I STILL haven't gained any weight in my ass. I guess that makes me less of a woman.
How fucking chauvinistic is it that if you aren't built like Jessica Rabbit that you can't be feminine? I know it's my fault I'm fat, but it's not my fucking fault that I have a flat ass and narrow hips. I wish people would stop making me feel guilty about my natural body shape, because the only way an hourglass shape can be obtained by me, is through many expensive cosmetic procedures, but that'd make me "look like a whore".
I wish people would stop saying that "real" women have curves, because it's really insulting to me since I have none and can't really help it.
I'm just talking about when people say shit like this in general, so I'm not really attacking anyone at D-Listed. I'm just pissed off from hearing it all the time, and honestly I feel like I'm going to snap if I hear it again.
Sorry for the small meltdown session, I digress.
On the other hand, the Brangeloonies at Celebitchy (and as I'm sure other sites, but I only go to Celebitchy) are at large with defending their personal goddess.
She looks like she's dying. This isn't the naturally tiny I was previously talking about. Her skin looks sallow and waxy, her hair looks dead and limp, her eyes are sunken in and more dead than usual, her cheekbones are hollow, her lips, which have once been attractively full, look stretched out across her face, and her knees and elbows are knobby.
Yet, the Brangeloonies argue until they're blue in the face that she's "fine" and that we need to be less "judgmental" about Angelina Jolie when they're the first posts on everyone else's weight gain. I find this funny.
Angie Angie Angie, for gods sake, eat some bread!
Look at the skin above her elbows just hanging down. Women NEED some fat on their bodies. Its what makes them look like women.
angel: Go to your MS
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Done:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 10:14am.
angel: are you on MS?
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I am! I meant to hit you up - lemme do it now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
angel: are you on MS?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 9:22am.
angel_i: You still here?
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I'm back! For a minute!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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LOL If only he could get her to wear lucite heels!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Brad loves to drink,” an insider told Star. “He looks forward to his Heineken,”
Another insider says the heavier drinking has only started recently.
“He used to have two or three beers because Angie wouldn't let him get drunk,” said the source. “But now he'll have a six-pack at one sitting, easily. No food. Just beer.”
The idea of Brad knocking back brewskies is not sitting well with Jolie.
“Angie really let Brad have it,” said a friend about an episode that happened after the Golden Globes. “He was pulling her around all night. At one point, Brad practically pushed her over a hedge as they were heading into the VIP section. Angie just snapped. She was furious.”
The fact that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been nominated for so many acting awards is said to have exacerbated the situation because they're expected to attend so many parties where alcohol is prevalent.
“Brad's drinking more than usual,” said an insider. “When they went out to dinner in Berlin with friends, they both were drinking red wine. But Angie only had a glass and a half, while Brad downed almost a whole bottle!
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LMFAO! He almost pushed her over a hedge!
angel_i: You still here?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Holy crap, I didn't realize her hands were that big. I guess she'd be handy to have around if you ate lots of pickles and had to open lots of jars.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by TeriAnn on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:21pm.
Angelina looks beautiful as always and I like the dress also
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Of course you do ..... you're a brangeloonie nut!
Angie has an ugly figure, even before the kids. WTF is up with the old woman elbow skin????????????????
Michael Jackson called and he wants his dance move back
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
god MM looks just like his damn grandfather...
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"Do i look like a man with a plan"?
the joker. the dark knight.
The picture of Miley Cyrus i think is very unattractive..Like the person who did her wardrobe could've at least done something about that dress.
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:34pm.
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LMAO! You can be sure those babies have seen those breasts just once: On Pitiful's "private" photo shoot.
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Well, you have to think of the children yaknow. Silicone leakage and whatnot. ;p
Seriously, the whole "Earth Mother" vibe shit this bitch tries to pass off while whoring off her bio and adopted children to the world makes me want to upchuck.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:34pm.
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LMAO! You can be sure those babies have seen those breasts just once: On Pitiful's "private" photo shoot.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:31pm.
I bet you top cash Angelina is NOT breastfeeding.
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I bet you top dolla to make you holla... Oops, no. I meant, I bet you top dolla that you're absolutely right. She probably gave them the initial boobie noggie which contains the important "Colostrum" and then ditched it for fear of stretch marks.
Oh wait. Stretch marks don't happen in Hollywood! What the holy fuckery bagels and lox was I even bat shit crazy thinking?!
I bet you top cash Angelina is NOT breastfeeding.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Her fun bag look deflated. Didn't she say she was a C cup when she did Tomb Raider? Those are saggy B's. Yeah yeah I know breast feeding wrecks them.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:01pm.
Bar Rafaeli has a WAY better bod than Skankalina.
Most def!
Bar Rafaeli has a WAY better bod than Skankalina.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
SICKITTEN on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:57pm
Has Skeletina EVER worn a two piece? Eaten a Two piece wif a biscuit?
I have never seen her on the beach, having fun, in a bikini, with friends, never seen her with friends.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Her body is still better than Leo DiCaprio's girl. She should never wear a two piece.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/bar_rafaeli/bar_bares_just_about_all_fo...
Am I right?
Chicken legged man-hands does not impress me. My bad?
-"Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:12pm.
Umm, you?? Naw, I know, Angie OB..."
No, not me. I don't even have a basement. :)
What's OB, anyway?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I had that same dress in 1984....
and a much better body!
that elbow skin is just nast.
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puppy side eye.
man i dnt like miley but why do they have to post her side boob. wasn't she 15 like 30 days ago?
this feels all too invasive
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~Posh-esque
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:46pm.
She looks like fucking Jon Voight in a dress.
You know, I've always thought that if Jon Voight had a daughter, she would look similar to Angelina Jolie.
Both funny....
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:46pm.
She looks like fucking Jon Voight in a dress.
You know, I've always thought that if Jon Voight had a daughter, she would look similar to Angelina Jolie.
How can you be as skinny as St Ange and not have a waist? Weird.
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If fraternal twins run in your family you'll have that wide body thing going on.
Angie looks good when she has weight on. Big improvement. She needs to bulk up and not wear her hair so tight to the head. Makes her face and skull look huge.
angie has a man body
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:59pm.
Shiiiit!. Hold it there, I think someone has been hiding in the basement bored, armed with a couple of beer boxes, some potato chip bags and a dictionary,
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Umm, you?? Naw, I know, Angie OB...
She looks like fucking Jon Voight in a dress.
She looks like fucking Jon Voight in a dress.
****Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:58pm.
At the premiere of TCCBB, Angie was asked to describe Brad and she said, “Brad can’t be described using words but to wake up and see him with our kids, taking care of us or to wake up in his arms and look in his eyes makes me the proudest woman in the world. He is the man that made all my dreams come true, and making him and my little kids happy everyday is my number one priority.” Angie then added that the way Brad portrayed Benjamin Button’s character “melted my heart!”.
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Okay, I also feel that I have to get this off my chest: who the fuck talks like that after 4 years together???? I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years, & don't get me wrong, I love him, but we're waaaaay beyond that idiotic "we're so happy & can't take our eyes off each other" lovey-dovey shit. I guess we've reached a more mature kind of love. I'm grateful to have him in my life, & I've never been happier & I couldn't imagine myself with anyone else, but fuck, sometimes he just gets on my damned nerves, ya know? It ain't always peaches & beans, as Archie Bunker would say. Life just isn't that perfect, but that doesn't mean we don't love & enjoy each other. It just means that he wishes I wasn't so lazy & chronically late to everything & I wish he would put the dishes in the dishwasher & not the sink & to stop his bitchin' about my being late & owning 126 pairs of shoes, that's all.
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This. Completely.
I don't buy schmaltzy public displays of affection either ... you have successfully pointed out yet another reason why the brangeloonies are the craziest fan base ever.
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"I meant what I said!"
"What, do you want me to write a haiku; spell it, or do some interpretive dance?"
Why isn't Pitt hanging off her? Didn't he know there would be cameras?
Angie's elbow skin is saggy as all hell. GROSS... Can't she get that lifted next time she has her face done?
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"I meant what I said!"
"What, do you want me to write a haiku? Do some interpretive dance?"
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:58pm.
At the premiere of TCCBB, Angie was asked to describe Brad and she said, “Brad can’t be described using words but to wake up and see him with our kids, taking care of us or to wake up in his arms and look in his eyes makes me the proudest woman in the world. He is the man that made all my dreams come true, and making him and my little kids happy everyday is my number one priority.” Angie then added that the way Brad portrayed Benjamin Button’s character “melted my heart!”.
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Okay, I also feel that I have to get this off my chest: who the fuck talks like that after 4 years together???? I've been with my boyfriend for 5 years, & don't get me wrong, I love him, but we're waaaaay beyond that idiotic "we're so happy & can't take our eyes off each other" lovey-dovey shit. I guess we've reached a more mature kind of love. I'm grateful to have him in my life, & I've never been happier & I couldn't imagine myself with anyone else, but fuck, sometimes he just gets on my damned nerves, ya know? It ain't always peaches & beans, as Archie Bunker would say. Life just isn't that perfect, but that doesn't mean we don't love & enjoy each other. It just means that he wishes I wasn't so lazy & chronically late to everything & I wish he would put the dishes in the dishwasher & not the sink & to stop his bitchin' about my being late & owning 126 pairs of shoes, that's all.
Angelina looks beautiful as always and I like the dress also.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:20pm.
Does she read our comments every night before she goes to bed? We just commented yesterday hat the potato sack gowns she was wearing were to cover her eating disorder.
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Right? That's why I made the Olive Oyl comment. Cuz she STOPPED wearing these dresses when we started calling her Olive Oyl. And she hasn't worn any colours since we spent a day and night riffing on her circus tent dress.
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okay i'll give it a whirl.
I need to be adopted, and I love to travel.
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Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:31pm.
Angelina looks wonderful in her Ralph Lauren cashmere dress.
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Really??? Her "Ralph Lauren cashmere dress"??? Cuz the first thing I thought when I saw that dress was this:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespa...
And this:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespa...
And this:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespa...
Nothing says "Big Movie Star" & "Oscar Winner" like a $48 Victoria's Secret Bra Top Squareneck cotton dress.
And I hate Angie mainly because she's a lying hypocrite who exploits her children & somehow managed to win an Oscar for simply "acting" like herself in Girl, Interrupted. She actually used to be my favorite actress, but over the years I started to see through the bullshit & now I find her to be quite disgusting.