Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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who are these people that did this -besides the crazy bitch herself- and how can i boycott them?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by sunryse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:05pm.
Michael, I'm confused by this story.
You say she is single, and yet her "HUSBAND" is going to Iraq as a contractor?
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Her MOM's husband is going to iraq! He probably wants to get out of the house anyway...
Submitted by sunryse on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:05pm.
Michael, I'm confused by this story.
You say she is single, and yet her "HUSBAND" is going to Iraq as a contractor?
Which is it?
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No, it's the babies's grandfather that is going back to Iraq.
You just KNOW she was watchin' an episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8 and thought - "Wow! I can win the Uterus Lottery too!" and decided to two-up that whiny bitch Kate.
Isn't America great? I just love that people are lining up to donate cribs, diapers, and all kinds of free shit to this selfish slut. She should have listened to her first doctor when he told her to remove most of the fertilized eggs before they developed. This shit makes me sick.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
WHAT??
Wait... WHAT???
I have a lot of questions, but the first is: How the fuck does someone who filed for bankruptcy have the money to have embryos implanted?
Why the fuck would doctors implant embryos in a bankrupt 33 yr. old single mother with six kids???? is my second question.
Fucking irresponsible selfish cunt. Can we bring back public flogging!
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Estimate on the radio was $250,000 to raise each of the 8 preemies until each is out of harm's way.
I think the fertility doc should have said, "No, you're single and have 6 kids already. I can't help you. Since you have no money or insurance, I really can't help you. However, here's a psychiatric referral."
I KNOW, I heard this this morning on the radio and was like, WTF, there has GOT to be something mentally wrong with this person. Like she's one of the those women who is always rejected by men, so she keeps making babies to feel wanted by someone.
How the fuck did she pay for these fertility treatments? They're not fucking cheap.
This whole pregnancy is some sort get-rich-quick scheme. She'll get the sympathy help from donations and I won't be surprised if what MK says is right.... TLC show.
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Chemo is not sexy
Why would someone implant eight embryos?
Michael, I'm confused by this story.
You say she is single, and yet her "HUSBAND" is going to Iraq as a contractor?
Which is it?
I know a girl who's mom gave her up when she was a baby and left her with her daddy...now that bitch is my neighbor and come to find out she has had about 3 kids since then and has given them all away and now she pregnant again!!! Who the hell does that? Arent there any kind of laws against that?
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I never stay on topic :)
And someone should slap those shit-eating grins off of those Kaiser Permanente physicians' faces. What are they gloating about? Fuckers.
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thats disgusting. who the FUCK has 8 babies KNowingly after the filed bankruptcy. who knowing has 8 babies at all?????? after you already have 6?? who is in charge of this? don't they do screening before the put 8 eggs in a young woman?? WTF is going on.
why do they let people like this breed?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Going BACK to Iraq?
To make money?
Is he a weapons dealer? Heroin dealer?
How do you make money in Iraq?
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Fucking sickening and ridiculous! Why would the doctors help her do this? My guess is that she's some kind of religious nutcase, but maybe not. She obviously had no problem having children in the past so why was she getting fertility treatments? I'm starting to think that these doctors wanted some notoriety and knew what they were doing. I'm disgusted with the whole thing. Fuck!
When I read this story all I could think about is Angieho getting on the bat phone to her doctors.
And whoever gave this woman fertility treatments needs his/her license pulled stat.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
What, no four year old? Needed a break from breeding your small army, did you? What a lazy bitch.
Seriously, though, this creeps me out something fierce. Everyone! Enough with the babies! We're not going to die off from under-breeding any time soon.
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Selfish bitch.
When I was a kid there was this woman that had baby after baby after baby.. always pregnant. The state just kept taking them away. It was insane. I wonder where that nutbag is now.
Wtf that doesnt even make sense!
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I never stay on topic :)
I swear they hand out fertility drugs like they're candy.