Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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If it were in "God's Hands" she would have popped out a litter.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:05pm.
Exactly.. how did she pay? the fuck.. with a Kaise HMO if covered, just the consultation is $150 and that's just the begining.. it is expensive!!
Some of us struggle and struggle and still can't even birth one baby. How can shit like this happen? I would have been so perfectly happy and blessed to carry ONE baby, but nooooo.....some dumb ho gets to birth 14?!! I am dumbfounded.
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Submitted by lara on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:18pm.
i don't blame her, i blame the doctors.
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The are BOTH to blame. SHE is the one who opted for 1. Fertility treatments. 2. Keeping all 8 embryo's. 3. All this while clearly aware that she has 6 other small children, broke and living off of her mother.
She is a selfish twat.
Something is very fishy about this story. . . I wonder if the IVF was done outside the US. Most doctors will not implant more than 2 or 3 embryos max. I think in the UK it is 2 max.
I really hope this woman does not receive a ton of freebies or has the dignity to say no to free vans, magazine deals, etc. This is different than the Gossling sextuplet case or the Iowa septuplets where the couples in questions had fertility problems and took drugs to stimulate ovulation and happened to wind up with multiples. The fact that this woman had 8 embryos implanted makes me think she was aiming for multiples well beyond twins or even triplets.
Holy fucking shit! Just stop it, Ladies - STOP IT!
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Why are the parents helping her? Come on if you're well enough to pop 8 kids you're well enough to work.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
If you put it in God's hands, you never would have been pregnant in the first place!
The following has nothing to do with whether I think this situation is right or not, but more to do with this statement above....
I've never understood the limitations of these words.
Why can't IVF be "in God's hands"?
Doesn't God give the doctors the ability to invent and carry out the procedure?
I also have the same thoughts for those who want to keep an unsustainable species alive - what if the natural dying out of a species is all part of nature and we're trying to unnaturally keep it alive?
And why doe we want to only keep the cute furry things alive? No one is protesting to keep the South African Dung Beetle from extinction, are they?
Just askin'
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Do religious nutjobs get to have fertility treatments? I always kinda thought they were forced to have their zazillion babies the old fashion way.
Kaiser is not the facility that gave her the IVF. SHe went to Kaiser AFTER the embryo's were implanted.
Stupid fucktards should have still refused her.
First of all if this was an IVF, as has been reported, how did her bankrupt ass pay for it?
Secondly, WTF kind of physician goes ahead with this wreckless procedure? 3 or 4 should be the max. for implantation. And I'm sure the docs knew of her previous FIVE pregnancies.
Damn right something in the milk ain't clean!
i don't blame her, i blame the doctors.
this lady, no doubt, will probably be perfectly content to live off the kindness and generosity of others. just like the duggars (although at least there's a husband in the duggar situation). i hope someone forces her to get sterilized. and i hope some authority figure busts both parties for child neglect. there's no way in hell that anyone can take care of that many children. and in the duggar case, assigning a 7 year old or whatnot to be the mommy for an infant isn't fair to either child.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:09pm.
theres a limit in canada, i believe its two or three. they wont allow you to have any more implanted.
this is the most unbelievable thing ever. like that woman is the dumbest fucking moron ive ever seen. and in no way shoudl this ever have been allowed to happen...those kids god help them. and those doctors...shame on you for going along with it and so fucking greedy, cause you know they will be getting paid regardless if she can afford it or not.....and well shame on all of them...every last person involved.
THE CHINESE HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.
M.E.--I 100% agree.
Whoever did IVF on this white trash is a fucking quack. No one has the right to crank out babies that they can't fucking support. Crazy bitch. And yes, you can bet our tax dollar support this shit. My blood is boiling.
damn, i barely popped out one baby 3 weeks ago and i'm going insane.....
btw, you crack me up how you write your posts, you are hilarious, i really laugh to myself!
I'm willing to bet she's another religious nutjob (like the Duggars).
cMal and No Words...
You took the words right outta my mouth, ITA.
I don't know why, but i was expecting the woman to be from India, or SE Asia, and not use fertility pills..
I can't keep my sluts straight.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
I think the media celebrates multiple births because it's rare that all of the babies and the mother would survive the birth. At least that's how it was. Now it feel likes someone has septeplets or octuplets every year.
I'm not sure, but I don't think those doctors were the ones that did the fertility treatments on her. I read somewhere that she came to them already pregnant. Could be wrong...
Her name is Nadya Suleman, and she's a SINGLE PARENT.
Disgusting.
exactly, Spoiled.... somewhere out there some idiot is probably congratulating her for not having a "selective reduction"
This woman will get all kind of help and some poor kid will need a hand and they will tell her to get lost. Madam S., I asked the same questions. I hope they get answered.
So did the parents pay for her IVF? When I first heard this story I thought it was a some prank or something.
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Angela's husband is going to work in his native Iraq to support the kiddies in the USA...
That's gotta be good for the economy. There should be more of it.
that should be illegal
I cant smoke pot, but this bitch can get welfare for plopping 14 new americans out of her snatch?
this world boggles the mind
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I thought the only reason to have 14 kids was because you worked a farm or had the means to support the children?!?!?!?
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madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:10pm
Ah, I see. I have heard of those Private Security Co. as well, a la Law & Order, they make wicked cash.
Hope the family updated Grandpa's Life Insurance policy....
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I have to see a photo of this woman. I MUST.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
We can boycott the upcoming TLC show. This shit really pissed me off!!! Raising 1 child is hard enough with the help of grandparents.
Didn't they give her a mental evaluation before performing this travesty? I have so many fucking questions.........
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Chemo is not sexy
I was already irate in hearing that she had all 8 embryo's. And when I heard that she already has six other kids at home, I was furious, now hearing that this bitch is fucking broke, single and leeching off of mommies tit, I'm about to go fucking postal.
I do NOT!!!!! NOT want my tax dollars supporting this fuckwad.
Put those fucking kids up for adoption.
Fucking Kaiser. See, this is where my libertarian ethics go out the window and I say we should be able to put an inhibitor on some people's repro organs. NOBODY should have 14 bio kids(let alone 8!) in a world where children in developed countries suffer from malnutrition. Adopt or foster 14 deserving kids, dipshit. (Though good luck getting screened, I suppose...)
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Sartastic,
Did you see my message on the Lohan thread?
I can't wrap my head around any of this.
And why are those doctors going public and looking all proud? The whole thing seems wildly unethical and if I were them I'd be ashamed and in hiding right now.
Seriously makes me want to cry. I hope those smiley docs feel like real assholes now.
Crazy, selfish baby ladies piss me off. Ugh.
Love Anderson,
Independent contractors make some fat cash in Iraq. I mean, it's obviously dangerous as hell, but you make a lot of money.
But I cannot believe her FATHER is going back to a war zone to raise his nasty-ass daughter's babies. This is one of the craziest stories I have ever read.
Ironically, the government and private corporations are probably going to help her out with free shit. Just in time for the economic crisis!
Every woman should start having lot's 'o babies, so they can get crap donated to them...why pay for stuff when you can get people to give it to you fo' free because you're a test tube ho?
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
"....If you put it in God's hands, you never would have been pregnant in the first place!"
A-Fuckin'-MEN!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
How much did Kaiser Permanente Breeding Kennels make out of this?
This story is horrible. Just because a person's got the ability to have 8 babies at once, doesn't mean they should act on it.
And on that note, I'm calling my cable company today & requesting that TLC gets blocked from my line up because I refuse to allow my 7 year old daughter to think that having 18+ children & then whoring them out is what normal adults do.
Ok, all the docs are lined up, now we can all do a run-by smacking of them all.
Okay, why in hell would a single woman with six children already, bankrupt and living with her parents, have EIGHT EMBRYOS IMPLANTED? Fucking selfish stupid cunt. I am going to be pissed about this for DAYS.
This bionic pussy shit is rediculous. I never was, and never will be for human litters.
Um, Ethics Committee review, s'il vous plaît...obviously we don't have all the facts but the doctors need to be questioned as to why they felt she was a good candidate for IVF.
The UK just ordered that a limit be placed on the # of embryos implanted in order to reduce multiple births.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
AND!! If she was able to get pregnant 6 other times SUCCESSFULLY... why would these doctors perform fertility treatments? These mother fuckers have no scruples... greedy fucks.
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Chemo is not sexy
That's why I never agreed with how the media would celebrate these incredibly irresponsible multiple births (McCaughey septuplets, etc.) This is just outright disgusting!
Juniper, They implant many in the hopes that at least one will take (many times it will not). But when asked if they will agree to selective reduction, they refuse saying they will "put it in God's hands".
If you put it in God's hands, you never would have been pregnant in the first place!
*shaking head*
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