Friday, January 30th 2009

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean

By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.

This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.

The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.

This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!

You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!

Posted by: Michael K


Stoney's picture

Bitches should be PUNISHED for having babies they can't afford. In this day and age with all the contraception options and available termination, there is absolutely NO REASON to bring a baby into this world unless you can PAY FOR IT. Irresponsible whores make me SICK.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by kayray: "One other thing. I hope that the AMA and state look into these doctors that did this. Something is not right."

Yup. Something is not right.

What an ungrateful bitch. Her father(the grandfather of her baker's dozen +1), is going to Iraq as a contractor to support her kids? Do you know how dangerous a job that is? The state should take the kids away from her b/c she's obviously not well and make her and what baby daddy's she can find fork over some support. I'm sick of this shyt.

This is the perfect argument for legalized sterlization.

madam s.'s picture

I said this before but I'll say it again: I MUST see a photo of this lady. I need to judge.

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Total Randomness on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:14pm.
She totally did this so she could get charity, think about it. You know she is making a video right now for Extreme Home Makeovers hoping they will have pitty on her dumb fucking pathetic soul. I can see it now, "Looksy here y'all Ty... I got 14 kids with no baby daddies and no house. Yes, I am dumb bitch, but please help me." *sad face... tears... ugly puppy dog face.*
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If I see that shit I will totally fucking throw something through my TV.

Total Randomness's picture

She totally did this so she could get charity, think about it. You know she is making a video right now for Extreme Home Makeovers hoping they will have pitty on her dumb fucking pathetic soul. I can see it now, "Looksy here y'all Ty... I got 14 kids with no baby daddies and no house. Yes, I am dumb bitch, but please help me." *sad face... tears... ugly puppy dog face.*

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The Real Mimi's picture

Whoops, I meant to say that if my body isn't producing one naturally, then I wouldn't want to mess with nature.

Am's picture

@M.E.:

Agreed. She must have went abroad. If she did have it done here, she could probably sue for malpractice and get a sympathy win. Doctors should not legally be allowed to be as dumb as their patients.

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

The Real Mimi's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:48pm.

She's wanted kids her enitre life, after not being able to conceive naturally, she had some tests, found out that her fallopian tubes were damaged, couldn't carry an egg from the ovary to the uterus, she and her husband decided that it was worth the cost to add to their family.
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Well, I guess kudos for her for doing that. I guess I meant that I'm not like those women on Oprah that start crying and going into hysterics because they couldn't have their own children. I would be happy to adopt. And if I didn't have children, I'd always be a great aunt!
I plan to have kids in the next year, but I know there's a chance I won't be able to. I love children, but there's a part of me that also thinks if my body is producing one naturally, then I really don't want to mess with nature. Also, I wouldn't want to mess with risking the health of any babies through IVF. But to each her own I guess.

DivasGone's picture

madam s,

I want to dust off my Bible and see which scripture tells us that a true Christian shall make as many test tube babies as she possibly can. Because that is natural and totally God's will....

But I'm afraid if I open it, lightning will strike me dead.

What can I say, my 20's were a crazy time.

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:55pm.
I'd love to hear from the father/fathers of the first six kids.

We have a better chance of figuring out who Paris has slept with.

kayray's picture

One other thing. I hope that the AMA and state look into these doctors that did this. Something is not right.

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:01pm.
This dumb ho lives in a two bedroom , one bathroom home with her parents. They showed the shit on TV last night. Along with the fact that the neighborhood doesnt look too damn safe to begin with.. Where are they gonna put all these donated cribs for this Brut-Sau?
Here i am , working, filing my taxes yesterday, get less every fucking year, while this dumb hos taxcredit for those goddamn kids alone could halfway pay my house off......
God bless America....
This is some fuckery that will piss me off for days to come..
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Oh don't worry, I'm sure someone, the government, a bank, will give these assholes either a big new home to accomodate all 16 of them, or add on to the existing house.

I am seriously fucking FUMING over this.

Hekki's picture

Michelle Duggar must be thanking God that THIS dodo-bird came along and made her look GOOD in comparison!

At least Michelle has a husband and her own home and they're making the babies without any assistance, for free, and they have a house big enough and seem to be able to support their kids.

My husband & I have 1 year old identical twin girls. It is soooooooo much work, it's financially draining and even a year later, almost unreal to me. Since we are married & both of us work, we do not qualify for any type of assistance - but if I was single - they would happily had me some $$$$. Did I mention that I take my kids to work with me everyday?

I love my girls but this is seriously the hardest thing I have ever done. I could not imagine having 8 at once. But of course, she won't face the challenges we do. She won't have to get up everyday and go to work to put food on the table. She'll sit back & let us Californians pay for her kids.

How could you even give 8 babies the attention and love they need. Sometimes I feel like I've given 1 of my girls more attention than the other and feel bad. I wish child protective services step in and take her children away, but they won't.

This is just insane.

lovehaight's picture

okay, i just had to get that last comment out of my system. this shit was the very first thing i read this morning!

i'm not trying to sound whiny, but i have NO money and therefore no way of supporting a child. I have never declared bankruptcy though i do have some debt which i manage through NOT HAVING BABIES.

I've never even had a pregnancy scare, that's how easy NOT GETTING PREGNANT is!! and i'm from fertile irish stock here.

so meanwhile bitches like this show up, have bijillion kids they can't afford, and people like me who have no money to begin with (who make the responsible choice not to have children we can't afford) end up fucking paying out the ass anyway.

AND THEN!
these stupid whores have the audacity to somehow pay for outrageous IVF procedures! and not only do they fuck us over more by having 8 babies but they jeopardize each babies' health because JESUS or what the fuck ever would not approve of them removing an embryo that "He" did not even create in the first place.

so that is why I say, FUCK YOU LADY.

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your band sounds like someone choking on guitar hero.

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kayray's picture

This dumb whore can't possibly be Muslim. They are supposed to be married to do this kind of shit. How many baby daddies did she have?

Migraine Sally's picture

suze

I'm with you sister. Even though the Pink Princess (adopted at birth) fills my world with indescribable joy and I would not change a thing, I too feel the same way. It stings in a HUGE way.

suze's picture

Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:00pm.

Thanks, hun.

It's all good now - and woof is very much loved.
Stop short of dressing her in kid's clothes, though : )

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

madam s.'s picture

DivasGone,

Not to mention if "God" wants you to have babies wouldn't you get pregnant naturally? What's with the whole medical/man intervention? Doesn't make a lick of sense.

M.E.'s picture

For some reason, I'm willing to believe that she didn't get IVF treatment here in the US.

I mean seriously, what doctor a US doctor would do this? I'm serious, it's got to be unethical or illegal or some shit.

Hekki's picture

I'm baffled by the multiple layers of fuckery in this story.

And I'm PISSED, too!

gia's picture

How did she even afford to have IVF??? That shit is beyond expensive. Welfare doesnt cover that.
Plus anyone out there who even entertained the idea that 8 babies happened naturally needs a dope slap. WTF? We arent puppies.

Stoney's picture

Every single one of these digusting, retarded women with litters of test tube brats should be put in a firing squad and shot immediately. The world doesn't want eight of your fucking spawn, you needy atrocious spectacle!

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

No Words's picture

The doctor or doctors who performed the initial IVF and implanted eight embryos into a single, unemployed mother need to be forced to pay for the babies from birth to age eighteen. No kidding.

Teach them to do something so stupid and thoughtless. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

*more ranting*

lady_marmalade's picture

To me, the problem is not her religious belief, etc., the REAL problem is: You're living with your 6 kids, in your parents home, why do you feel the need to go through fertility treatments to have more???? it's insane! Doctors should have NEVER consented to treat this lady with fertility drugs, she should have been sent for a psychiatric evaluation instead.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

This dumb ho lives in a two bedroom , one bathroom home with her parents. They showed the shit on TV last night. Along with the fact that the neighborhood doesnt look too damn safe to begin with.. Where are they gonna put all these donated cribs for this Brut-Sau?
Here i am , working, filing my taxes yesterday, get less every fucking year, while this dumb hos taxcredit for those goddamn kids alone could halfway pay my house off......
God bless America....
This is some fuckery that will piss me off for days to come..

DivasGone's picture

These religious zealots who have invitro make no sense.

If Jesus or Allah or God or WHOEVER wanted you to have 8 kids, he would've given you 8 nipples, you dumb fuck.

If you have to go basically stir up a baby in a lab, maybe having a biological kid is not the right move for you! Get a hobby... or a job. Go travel! Write a novel! Live in Paris for 3 months! Adopt an orphan if you need to be a mother so bad! There are plenty of kids out there who want to suck the youth, money and patience out of you!

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:58pm.

Awww, sorry to hear that. I see you have a beautiful furbaby!

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joanne's picture

Some people need a helping hand but when it starts happening again and again something is wrong. If they can't support these children it should be considered child abuse and the children removed from the home. They could give grandpa a job here and take his pay to help support them.

suze's picture

Submitted by The Real Mimi on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:35pm.

I went through the exact same thing in Australia 12 years ago.
I'd always wanted a baby, and during the IVF program - it consumed my life.
Forget about the physical toll - the emotional one is what really gets you. It's a complete roller coaster that takes YEARS to get over.
So, after that was unsuccessfull, the marriage fell apart.
Now I've found another love and life again - no baby, but that's perfectly fine with me, and hubby too.

It still stings to hear of shit like this happening, though - and the likes of the White Supremacist fucks who can have any number they choose.

But, then - if that's God's plan.... : /

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:55pm.

I'd love to hear from the father/fathers of the first six kids.
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Happy Hour's picture

No words.. the more I think about this..the less sense it makes. I have so many questions.

madam s.'s picture

I'd love to hear from the father/fathers of the first six kids.

Spoiled's picture

And the infants are way too young to all be declared "healthy" at this time. Because of their low birth weight, chances are high that there will be some health problems (two of the McCaughey septuplets have severe cerebral palsy). This whole story is just so sad - I need a nap...

lovehaight's picture

hey, baby lady.

FUCK YOU!

seriously?

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mike's picture

Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:37pm.
I'm willing to bet she's another religious nutjob (like the Duggars).

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She is Muslim.

Fundamentalists of any stripe are dangerous.

The Real Mimi's picture

Kitri, great post. I agree.
It's not only women who do this. I dated a guy (long time ago and big mistake) who I found out works under the table so it looks like he has no income to support his multiple children, so the welfare checks keep on coming in on top of his paycheck. It's so pathetic!

bitchette's picture

AAhhh.. i really cannot understand this. this is the problem with all the new medicinal technology. there is no more natural selection. this bitch should not have been able to procreate. one can only hope that out of the 14 kids a few will not be as selfish, greedy and plain ol stupid as their mother.

i am waiting to have kids until my fiance and i are married and we can afford a child. That is how responsible people behave.

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madam s.'s picture

kitri,

Everything you say is terrifyingly true. That job must have been exhausting and frustrating.

Also, I think it's hilarious that you had to register just to rant on this thread or you would have exploded.

M.E.'s picture

California is broke, brokeity broke BROKE! State employees are being forced to take days off, tax paying residents are receiving I OWE YOU's on their tax returns, Unemployment is about to go broke.

The State is fucked, FUCKED and this fucking bitch has the GD nerve to bring 8 more humans into this world.

Fuck her.

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by kitri on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:49pm.

Welcome whore!

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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:20pm.

This is different than the Gossling sextuplet case or the Iowa septuplets where the couples in questions had fertility problems and took drugs to stimulate ovulation and happened to wind up with multiples.
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Bullshit it's different. That Gosselin bitch is exactly the same as this CA woman. They already had 2 kids...how many more did she need. On one hand, she's so fucking religious, on the other, she couldn't accept that perhaps 2 were what God had planned for her. These bitches do this because they are attention whores who love being pregnant, love being fawned over and then have an excuse for being acerbic a-holes later on. Also, I think it's very calculated for the fame and fortune involved.

vegaschick's picture

Wow fourteen kids and no baby daddy? That's just fucking fabulous. Fourteen more illegitimate bastards for our tax dollars to support, just great.

EvilShoe's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:35pm

Damn! My friend needed IVF but didn't have the cash, so she just slept around with every guy she met until she found the one with super swimmers and told her boyfriend it was his baby. She was on adultfriendfinder and all kinds of nasty sites hooking up with whoever. It was GROSS.

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I registered just so I can comment on this story. I'm just as pissed off as most people upon learning about this dumbfuck's financial woes. People are pissed off because it's 8 babies at a time, but truth is situations like this ( except for the multiple births) is the norm in a lot of our cities. I know because I worked as a travel pediatric RN in different cities across the country, and encounter moms like this one on a regular basis. These single, welfare-dependent moms usually have 5-8 kids, and many of these kids have chronic medical conditions which further drain out public resources.

I've seen many times a mom would be pushing for her kid to be categorized as mentally or physically handicapped just so she could get more government money for the kid. Not only that, but it seems like these moms would pop out a kid at least every four years because kids under four would bring bigger government checks every month. As a RN at these inner city hospitals, we would regularly get these moms whose kid gets admitted for acute illnesses and she would bring her entire brood to the bedside and drop them for the RNs to take care of, when we should've only been responsible for her one, sick child. She would then take off for the entire day, presumably to meet random men to fuck and get impregnated who knows.

Anyways my point is we are all indignant at this one woman but we should be angry at the level of abuse that's taken place but that's not in the news. Our tax $$ are going to support bitches who shouldn't have been mothers in the first place. But it's not PC to say anything bad about these welfare queens.

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Submitted by The Real Mimi on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:35pm.
My girlfriend had IVF, it was here in CA, She had 9 embryo's. First try, they implanted 3, none took, 2nd time, they implanted 3, she miscarried the two that took, 3rd implantation, the last 3 embryo's, she was pregnant with 2, one died around the 3 month mark, she luckily gave birth to 1 healthy baby boy. I believe the cost for this "round" of treatment was $100K
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With all due respect to your girlfriend, I just can't comprehend the need to have a baby that bad. Not with the cost, just the whole implantation method creeps me out. And risking the chance of having all of them...and also risking losing them--just doesn't seem right. I'd just rather live with having none than go through that, but I guess I don't have that strong of a need to have kids as some women do.
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There is your answer right there.

She's wanted kids her enitre life, after not being able to conceive naturally, she had some tests, found out that her fallopian tubes were damaged, couldn't carry an egg from the ovary to the uterus, she and her husband decided that it was worth the cost to add to their family.

pandasoup's picture

I hear people in iraq who pick up garbage are getting payed 6 figures...Her husband is probably rolling in the green

The Real Mimi's picture

Submitted by LA on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:38pm.
For those of you who don't live in California, our budget crisis is reaching epic proportions. State workers were ordered yesterday to start taking work furloughs. This bitch alone just broke the bank.
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Yep LA, I live here (near Los Angeles!) and this is exactly why I'm so angry about this (along with others that live here). It's so irresponsible of her. We pay out of the nose for a lot of irresponsible people living here and it's making me fuming mad!!

Am's picture

I'm struggling to believe she would do this for money. That doesn't make sense considering the long term obligations. But then again none of this makes sense!!!

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.