Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:26pm.
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:20pm.
Good!
Now, as a Messican, MAKE ME AN AL PASTOR BURRITO!
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Damn it.
With Red or Green sauce?
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angel_i: But you know what? My dad applied for and got food stamps. He's old and in not very good health, he's retired on a fixed income and lives very very frugally. He's a Vietnam vet and I've been encouraging him to use the benefits he's earned through his service to his adopted country.
He found out that if he got a job, he'd have to pay back any benefits he received. He decided not to accept the food stamps after all, in that case.
It's pretty unlikely that he will be able to even GET a job, but if he did, paying back his benefits would wipe him out and he'd be back to square one. I think that once someone gets a job, they give up the benefits. Having to pay it all back is a complete disincentive.
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:20pm.
Good!
Now, as a Messican, MAKE ME AN AL PASTOR BURRITO!
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Damn it.
With Red or Green sauce?
vivienne - I agree with what you're saying but its a tricky thing to police. I've had a chronic illness which has made me unable to work for the last 4 years so I'm grateful welfare exists as it has kept a roof over my head. However I have had to deal with the weirdnesses of the system which frequently declared me "fit to work" as I didn't fall into their neat little categories of either "physically disabled" or "mentally ill". Apparently there is no section for a "physical illness"(?), so they had to assess me under the mental health section instead which was bizarre. However on the rare occasions I've had to go to welfare offices I've been shocked by the attitude of many of them claimants. Trampy old men who probably hadn't worked a day in their lives yelling at the staff in anger for not being efficient enough (maybe he could do better?!), and one teenage lad who looked as fit and healthy and capable of work as anyone I've ever seen, aggresively demanding they give him more money than the state benefit allows. He was like "£50 a week, what the fuck can I do with that, you've got to give me more". When the lady serving quietly suggested that he should get a job he said he couldn't for a reason I couldn't make out and they would have to give him more money. I have paid my taxes in the past and am grateful for the support I have received from the state to get through a very difficult period in my life. Other people clearly see it as a right. I've even heard people say they're entitled to not work and claim the cash because they are called "state benefits" which means its a benefit of being a British citizen! Yes you fucking moron, just because you were lucky enough to be born British you get to choose whether to work or whether to live off other people's tax money. There are millions of people like this in the UK.
I was reading this story, online, in Canada's National Newspaper (Globe and Mail) and one of the (193) comments included the sentence - "This is a disaster in the making.".
I mis-read it as "This is a dlister in the making.".
Both true.
I'm speechless - because this woman is beyond my comprehension.
Carry on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
"Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:16pm.
That's disgusting when I think of homeless children, orphans, sick children in need of organ donors, and abused children in this country who would benefit on the funding these idiots are wasting on this child-bearing succubus. And that doesn't even begin to cover half the problem: there are still starving children in third-world countries, the victims of Chernobyl, child labor and prostitution, the recent earthquakes in China that killed off the only children of many families, etc., etc. But no--it's way more important to send money to this disgusting waste of a human life who is extremely too selfish to live and breathe the same air we breathe."
Exactly, but here they are helping this lady for her insanity. And you know she's going to get a TV deal out of this, and gerber is probably going to help supply food. She's basically made for the next 18 years.
And the kids she already has are going to feel left out because I am sure her whole family are going to cater more so to the babies. It happens to all families with large kids, look at the older Jon and Kate kids. Bratty assfaces, but adorable. A lot of resentment there.
This lady has it made and we as a society shouldn't allow it, but we do.
CALIFORNIA MIGHT NOT PAY STATE TAXES TO US TAX PAYERS BECAUSE OF ISUFFIENT FUNDS!
THE ECONOMY IS SHIT AND ALOT PEOPLE ARE ALREADY MILKING THE SYSTEM ON UNEMPLOYMENT!
PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS NATIONWIDE!
BUT THIS CUNT WILL BE OK BECAUSE 1/2 OF MY FUCKING PAYCHECK WILL GO TO PAY FOR HER 14 FUCKING KIDS...THIS IS FUCKED!!
ANY CHICKS WANT MY JUMK TO GET PREGNANT AND I WILL SPLIT THE MONEY THE GOVERMENT WILL GIVE US!!
Wow. This story is nothing but nasty.
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Submitted by mina on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:13pm.
There's money to be made in Iraq? Shit, I need to send my husband over there!
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You'd be willing to risk your own husband's life for a buck? Do you secretly hate him?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:18pm.
cMal, Sorry I've gone way off topic. This house just sold in August '08, but I'm too lazy to search current owners of record. ;)
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15951-El-Soneto-Dr-Whittier-CA-90603/2...
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Oh! That's probably the house they had to leave last year! Didn't the reports say something about them becoming bankrupt and then having to give up a house last August or something?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:06pm.
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:59pm.
Papa Smurf - this topic has some of us bitches ready to go postal.
My anger was not aimed at you or your ethnicy."
Hahaha. I kid. I kid. I think everyone is just angry because this woman is very irresponsible with thinking that she could use fertility drugs to bring eight babies in the world. And being a Californian myself, I know my tax dollars are going to be going to this woman for her insane decision.
With that said, I'm not pulling my hair out over this, and others shouldn't either. I mean, tons of people are losing their jobs left and right and my company's employees were just asked to lose a weeks worth of pay. So I'm not letting the little things, like this woman's baby making, get in my way of trying to stay upbeat. Hakuna Matata is what I say.
But ask me how I feel tomorrow and I'll probably share a different opinion on the matter. :)
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Good!
Now, as a Messican, MAKE ME AN AL PASTOR BURRITO!
:o)
I like how that one doctor in that CBS article called it a medical reproductive disaster. Disaster indeed!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Spoiled,
If that's their house, I hope babies are stackable.
bourgie: I know a few single women who are trying to get inseminated. It's really hard for me to understand that mindset (going through pregnancy and motherhood alone, on purpose), but I wish them all well and give them credit for being strong enough to do it. I have a great husband and it's hard enough for us BOTH. And I know that men leave or die and many women raise children alone, but I can't imagine myself choosing that life, with the intent of going it alone. Brave brave women.
THAT'S how strong the baby urge is.
Submitted by vivienne on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:13pm.
100% Agree. The whole system needs to be re-done.
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And I wouldn't stop at welfare. The system of EVERYTHING needs to be redone. People just wander around saying: That's just the way it is. All the livelong day as though we've forgotten that it was just a bunch of people who made it that way in the first place.
I don't know about you but it happens to me. I say: This is how we're going to do things. And it might work for a while but when it stops working I say: Now, we need to change the way we do things. Easy Peasy.
Unfortunately, when you got people walking around speaking on behalf of God and the even greater power, The Almighty Dollar...a lot of us treat the systems in place as tho they can't never be changed. SO frustrating!
PS. I like OUR welfare system. A lot of people poo poo'd it - calling it workfare and what not but it really does work at helping people get the support they need when they need it, getting back into the workplace AND businesses who support such social development. It's pretty cool. It's only about 12 to 15 years old now.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I live in Los Angeles, I go to work every morning and the fact that my taxes goes to this selfish bitch and every leech like her annoys that shit out of me cuz instead of getting a state tax refund this yr. I and every tax payer will be getting an I.O.U.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:59pm.
For those who don't live in So. Calif., the mother is getting tons of donations from the public - from expensive strollers, to clothing to blankets. It's insane.
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That's disgusting when I think of homeless children, orphans, sick children in need of organ donors, and abused children in this country who would benefit on the funding these idiots are wasting on this child-bearing succubus. And that doesn't even begin to cover half the problem: there are still starving children in third-world countries, the victims of Chernobyl, child labor and prostitution, the recent earthquakes in China that killed off the only children of many families, etc., etc. But no--it's way more important to send money to this disgusting waste of a human life who is extremely too selfish to live and breathe the same air we breathe.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:11pm.
I'm purty sure this is her (parent's) house:
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ADBS_enUS260US261&...
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Christ! That's some 'Magnum, P.I.' shit! (Remind me not to piss you off...)
Chastity - just because someone is willing to pay for it doesn't mean the docs should have just done it. Docs should (but quite frequently seemingly don't, especially in places where health care is paid for privately like the states) have a code of ethics which prevents them from giving treatments to people where they don't consider it appropriate however much money they are willing to pay. Admittedly they obviously didn't realise she planned on keeping all 8, and they couldn't force her to abort some of the fetuses, but even so 6 kids already and no means of paying for them? Its unforgiveable, the General Medical Council (or whatever the US equivalent is) should strike them off. People in the UK are frequently astonished with the things people can get away with in the US in terms of health care e.g. going to multiple docs to get multiple prescriptions etc. This is much more tightly controlled in the UK and if you're with the NHS is simply impossible. It seems like in the US money talks.
Having said this I know there was a case of a woman doing the exact same thing in the UK - getting IVF and then refusing to termninate any of the 6 embryos against her doctors advice. Unsurprisingly they all died. I don't think she had any children previously though or it may just have been one, but like this woman she was clearly just in it for the money and was villified. Does it ever occur to people to work for a living?
No, seriously, this really bothers me. The long-term health implications to these children, given their premature birth status,is almost a certainty. Never mind the fiscal irresponsibility that has occurred and will occur in the future due to the adverse health impact of a premature delivery on each of these children (one I am sure that these people will expect the taxpayers to subsidize), the psychological impact of these children having to live with an avoidable and unnecessary disability as a result of the irresponsible actions of these people.
Who really won here? Take a look at the smiling doctors in that picture. Their egos won the bragging rights in the name of science. Bull.
'The welfare system needs to be gutted out and redone totally to stop supporting dumb fucking leeches like this waste of cells.'
100% Agree. The whole system needs to be re-done. There are too many people taking advantage of the government aid programs. I did my first internship at DSS and I couldn't believe some of the people coming in there to apply for welfare. Young, healthy people who just sit around on their asses popping out babies left and right for other people to take care of. Why would you have a baby if you know you are struggling to make it? Why add another mouth to feed? It doesn't make any sense. Don't get me wrong, I am all for these programs. As long as they are going toward the people who actually need it and not to people who are able to work but just won't.
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There's money to be made in Iraq? Shit, I need to send my husband over there!
Oh, I am sure she is going to be "just fine." The citizens of California are going to be supporting her and the litter in style. Sucks to be the people who actually have to work for a living.
And this has NOTHING to do with ethnicity or immigration status. It has to do with selfishness and ignorance.
I'm purty sure this is her (parent's) house:
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ADBS_enUS260US261&...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:00pm.
cMal - memaw neightbor for hot slut for SURE! Email that shit to MK, STAT!!!!
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Oh jeez, help me nominate Simon Baker (from 'The Mentalist') for Hot Slut! I'd let him go balls deep in every orifice I have!!!
*cough*
Now back on topic, I think that memaw speaks for everyone. Too bad she and all the other poor people in the neighborhood have to put up with the chaos on reporters, well-wishers and gawkers on the street. All Memaw Neighbor wants is some damn peace and quiet!
It's all Test Tube Ho's fault!
How does this broad not have her own place but she can afford IVF or whatever procedure she went through?!?
Ok I freely admit to being a bleeding heart, but this story brings out the conservative in me.
First, she already had 6 freaking kids. Wasn't that ENOUGH.
I find it incredibly selfish and it pisses me off that the state will likely be covering her medical expenses.
Its one thing if you need fertility treatments if you have NEVER had children.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE THEM IF YOU ALREADY HAVE SIX KIDS!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by bourgie: "Alexis Stewart (martha stewart's foul mouthed daughter) must want to cry at the news. She's been on fertility drugs for like almost two years now."
Yeah. Alexis and many other people I know in real life who are dying to have a baby.
OT: Have you seen that show "Whatever, Martha"? Is that why you called her foul-mouthed? I love and hate Alexis in equal measure.
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OT: The weird thing with Alexis' situation is that she doesn't have a man in her life, or at least at the time when she went on Oprah to demonstrate to the world all the treatments she was doing. She was using using a sperm donor!!!!!!!!
Yeah I saw that show Whatever Martha and trust me, from the rumors I've heard about her mouth, she's practically a saint on that show LOL! In real life she's like the female version of Anthony Bourdain. I kinda like her too. It's just so weird to see a stunning woman like her have an attitude like she does with a mother that she has LOL!!!!
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:59pm.
Papa Smurf - this topic has some of us bitches ready to go postal.
My anger was not aimed at you or your ethnicy."
Hahaha. I kid. I kid. I think everyone is just angry because this woman is very irresponsible with thinking that she could use fertility drugs to bring eight babies in the world. And being a Californian myself, I know my tax dollars are going to be going to this woman for her insane decision.
With that said, I'm not pulling my hair out over this, and others shouldn't either. I mean, tons of people are losing their jobs left and right and my company's employees were just asked to lose a weeks worth of pay. So I'm not letting the little things, like this woman's baby making, get in my way of trying to stay upbeat. Hakuna Matata is what I say.
But ask me how I feel tomorrow and I'll probably share a different opinion on the matter. :)
More from the same article on ABC News (the link ---> http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Story?id=6767745&page=1):
"It costs money to raise children. To raise these kids is probably going to cost about $2.5 million, just to give them basics," he [Dr. Charles Sophy, the medical director of Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services] said. "That is not baseball lessons or piano lessons. That is food, clothing or getting to school every day -- that is a lot of money."
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Test Tube Ho didn't think 'bout that, huh!
i recall how outraged people would be when single women would pop out the babies and get welfare...and now this woman does essentailly the same thing WITH the help of modern science...this whole situation is foul... _____________________________________________
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:31pm.
and make them all sleep in the same bed and set up a webcam??? it'd be the less-cute version of puppy-cam!!
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This woman has to be mentally ill. There's no way any sane person would do this, for profit or any other reason. What kind of standards do these fertility doctors have, anyway? I blame the fertility doctors (NOT the OB-GYNs who delivered the kids - I'm glad there are doctors who know how to deal with high-risk pregnancies, no matter how they come about).
cMal - memaw neightbor for hot slut for SURE! Email that shit to MK, STAT!!!!
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Papa Smurf - this topic has some of us bitches ready to go postal.
My anger was not aimed at you or your ethnicy.
someone mentioned that it was irresponsible for the docs to inseminate a single mother. Maybe so...but they didnt do it for free.
Their must be some money involved. Maybe they have an inheritance or something, cuz IVF is EXPENSIVE, and she already has a litter at home.
NOt a typical situation. Dont likey
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For those who don't live in So. Calif., the mother is getting tons of donations from the public - from expensive strollers, to clothing to blankets. It's insane. Despite what we think, she's going to be OK. People are going to help her out no matter what and because her FATHER! (edited because I am a moron....) is going to Iraq, makes people want to donate more... trust me. She'll be fine.
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:53pm.
Papa Smurf, her FATHER is going to Iraq, she is not married."
Husband, father - same difference. Whatever. I messed up. I'll edit my post. Hahaha.
And wow, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned I'm Mexican earlier. I feel like I'm about to be stoned because of this bitch's vagina issues.
From an article on ABC News:
According to neighbors, the mother is single and in her 30s. An 87-year-old woman who lives next door was not at all pleased. "With our economy they way it is, with California going to hell in a handbasket, why should I be excited about this?" she asked ABC News' Mike Von Fremd. "What is their future?"
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Memaw neighbor is a Hot Slut!
Do you have any idea how fucking steep her medical bill is going to be?
I know that just having ONE baby, naturally was $30K with out the NICU.
How is she going to pay for THAT??
The Daughter's Father is going to Iraq? You can't make this shit up...
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Submitted by HellaciousB on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:55pm.
I hope I'm not paying for that shit
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If you are a tax paying resident of CA, you can betch yer ass you sure the hell are!
Am I getting this right? Mom to 14 is single and the "husband returning to Iraq" is mom-to-14's FATHER, right? Because his wife is the grandmother to 14 and giving the interviews?
I am so confused. Doesn't take much!
And old Grampie is 67 years old and off to Iraq. Horrible...
I hope I'm not paying for that shit.
EAP- It was me who had the friend that went through IVF.
I know, confusing when we copy comments over and over again. LOL
ILovePapaSmurf, yay! Ive been a lil.. combative? on here lately so yeahh...
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:52pm.
For those who don't live in So. Calif., the mother is getting tons of donations from the public - from expensive strollers, to clothing to blankets. It's insane. Despite what we think, she's going to be OK. People are going to help her out no matter what and because her husband is going to Iraq, makes people want to donate more... trust me. She'll be fine.
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It is not her husband that is going to Iraq...it is her 70-year-old mother's husband. And we are positive she is going to be fine...welfare and free shit are going to make sure of that. Plus, we all feel that she just had those babies to get all the free shit. I am so pissed over this story, I can't even breathe.