Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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Nancy Grace better get ON this shit.
Submitted by Spoiled: "The baby machine works as a technician in a fertility clinic!"
Well, that explains a little bit of the story. So who did the implanting? Did she do it herself? Using whose fertilized eggs? I need to know more, but I bet some heads are gonna roll now....
Wait a minute... Octo-Mom (courtesy of another Dlister) is the one who's the technician at the fertility clinic? Shit, this is fucking confusing.
If these people are Scientologists, I'll shit myself.
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her mom sounds so proud she didn't go through with the "selective reduction" - reminds me of an example I heard once - if a woman conceives a baby, then proceeds to drink heavily throughout her pregnancy, would you congratulate her for not aborting a "defective" (fetal alcohol syndrome) baby?
there's just no shortage of babies in this world.... I don't know why people need to jump through hoops to make more!
What the fuckery? She's a psychiatric nurse?
I'm just gonna sit here with some popcorn while I watch this disaster unfold even more. The details of this story are behold anyone's imagination... it just keeps getting better and better!
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submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:24pm.
I'm figuring that her insurance no way covered what Kaiser charged to deliver this circus. Kaiser probably agreed to waive the fee for publicity...
Who owns this Kaiser place anyhow, Dr Mengele?
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:24pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:21pm
Oooh Ooooh.. Munchausen's is when you get sick on purpose for attention. I learned that on House.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:21pm.
Munchausen's by conception.
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That's it!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Ok wait, the mother is the fertility technician? GOD. From that article you can tell that woman is CUNT. "What do you suggest we should have done?" BITCH I SUGGEST YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED YOUR IGNORANT DAUGHTER UP WITH EIGHT FUCKING EMBRYOS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Sorry I had to go all Kanye.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
So it is her mother that is the technician at a fertility clinic??
MORE FUCKERY!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:21pm.
Munchausen's by conception.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's my line of the day!
This story is getting stranger by the minute. . .
Can someone sew this woman's vagina shut?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:21pm
Oooh Ooooh.. Munchausen's is when you get sick on purpose for attention. I learned that on House.
Any amount of money it was her mother who impregnated her at the house since her mother is an IVF technician. And the fact that people keep investigating this is a good thing... pretty soon they'll find something more explosive than what we already know. Look at what happened to the Nazi parents and their Nazi-named babies.
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An actual certified psychiatric nurse at a fertility clinic? Jesus Christ! A psychiatric nurse was what she needed when she was considering IVF!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:17pm.
THE CHINESE HAD THE RIGHT IDEA
No, they don't.
http://kassandraproject.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/chinas-law-kills-little...
The pictures will make you vomit.
The milk definitely AIN'T clean!!!
* Why so hush hush about the common knowledge details (i understand patient privacy but come on!)?
* Where's the Baby Daddy (or daddies)?
* What's her employment history (only because of that fertility clinic tech thingy)?
* How did she afford the treatments?
* How developed were the embryos (I know they usually put back 2 or 3 just in case)?
* Who initially impregnated this woman (which clinic, doctor, etc)?
** This is gonna blow up and be bigger than those cloned puppies from Korea/Crazy Lady Rapist story.
*** I really hope Lifetime, Oxygen, and TLC didn't jump the gun and try to sign her up for anything, cuz this MIGHT not turn out so great..
I'm just sayin'
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Munchausen's by conception.
Between the "technician in a fertility clinic" news and the "certified pyschiatric nurse" news I claim...
FUCKERY!
Homo sapiens with ONLY 2 NIPPLES should only have 2 offspring at a time, not have 8 babies like a fucking RODENT!!! Huemans are so fucked up, as if having this many babies is some sort of miracle but only us acting more like animals!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
I'm wondering if that choco bear doctor on stage right is married....
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Newsflash!!
News radio stations here in Los Angeles are reporting that the woman who gave birth to the octuplets is employed as....
ready for this.....
A CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIC NURSE.
She needs to be certified alright.
What a fucking selfish bitch to bring so many children into this world simply for the attention. Why do her actions remind me of those parents who make their children ill so that they the parents get attention? Sick woman indeed.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:50pm.
Heya Sand....yup. They may not be as purty as the Aussies...
==Um, when was the last time you were down home?
Geez I love how everyone automatically assumes she's a white trash christian religious nut case who popped in 8 embryos and then put it in GOD's hands.
She entered into this irresponsible and unethical situation, and then put it in ALLAH's hands.
She worked at a fertility clinic???!!? God I love The Sun...they wasted no time investigating this fuckery!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
@Jim, fired up the baby batter. I'll even sign a contract if you want.
What's love got to do with it! HAHAHA!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:50pm.
Heya Sand....yup. They may not be as purty as the Aussies, but most of them know how to treat a woman which is a very refreshing change.
It's effin cold here tho
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT!
Let me guess, a Kaiser Permanente fertility clinic...
WHAT THE FUCK?? The father says that they have another HUGE house somewhere?
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU LIVING IN IT ASSHOLE?
And she worked in a fertility clinic?
This is getting crazier and crazier.
Yes, this is worth posting one more time, huh?
The baby machine works as a technician in a fertility clinic!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2191783.ece
@Spoiled: I half expected a sex tape with that URL you posted there!
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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:55pm.
...This article says, the mother "works as a technician in a fertility clinic"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2191783.ece
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WHAT?!?!?!
If that isn't a fucking bombshell, well I don't know what is...what you found is amazing, Spoiled - and damning.
Elizabeth Hasselcrack?? Is that you?? You know its some gun carrying, gay bashing, all life is wonderful freak who thought it would be ok to be IVFd with 6 kids already, no husband, and living with moms.....wtf kinda wackjob? Those fucking kids are doomed.
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
When I first saw this headline on MSN I thought why would you be taking fertility drugs when you already have 6 kids????
But I didn't know she purposely did it. What the fuck is this bitch thinking? 14 kids!?!?! Greedy. What is she trying to do with that many kids?
And please don't tell me this was some crazy way of famewhoring.
Thanks cMal!
This is the last investigative shite I'll post - I promise!
http://news.lalate.com/2009/01/30/nadya-suleman/
This article says, the mother "works as a technician in a fertility clinic"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2191783.ece
fyi - when going through IVF, eggs are not implanted into the womb, fertalized, and growing EMBRYO's are. It's not a matter of whether or not they all get "fertilized in the womb" it is a matter of how many, if any, will "stick"
Wordy McWord word.
You know, another baby freak I knew (an old boss)has IVF. She had a bunch of embryos implanted, I think 4. She was all nervous about having 4 more kids. The way I see it, on the small chance all of them will take, you need to be prepared for such an event. Don't cry about it afterward. She ended up having twins, btw.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:44pm.
Whoever the crock of shit doctor is who implanted this bitch with EIGHT EMBRYOS should go to JAIL.
Also, has no one even discussed how irresponsible and unfair this is to her OTHER CHILDREN? What if she had died because of the high risk pregnancy? What kind of mother can she possibly be to those other children NOW? Did she have no concern whatsoever about the burden she was placing on her parents and other children by undergoing this procedure? This is beyond fucked up. This woman is mentally ill and every single one of those children should be placed in foster care.
why oh why do women feel the need to be baby machines? I will never understand it. Gross.
This bitch should have been sterilized at number 4. Is it weird that, as a woman myself, I get physically nauseated by women who have lots of kids? I really find it offensive. Gross again.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:35pm.
cMal, Whoops, sorry! You're more on top of the story. That was the parent's former home, which they lost to foreclosure!
This is the right house (a rental?):
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ADBS_enUS260US261&...
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I have no clue if the current house is a rental. If they bought it AND paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for IVF for Test Tube Ho, then they must have won the lottery or something! I would love to be adopted by this family, especially since they're getting tons of free shit now!
I swear, if Test Tube Ho has a sex tape, you'll be the one to unearth it, Spoiled. Your detective work is top notch!
"Submitted by Cookie123 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:41pm.
Actually, the CDC investigates for issues of malpractice by putting in too many embryos. You cannot do this. It is one thing to take too many fertility drugs and conceive that many on your own, but you cannot put them back. At the most, people put 3."
I may be wrong.... but don't doctors put like 5 or 6 embryos in someone, hoping only a few are fertilized? I thought I read that somewhere before. But the number implanted in this woman seems right for the treatment she was receiving. I just don't think doctors expected all eight to become fertilized.
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Whoever the crock of shit doctor is who implanted this bitch with EIGHT EMBRYOS should go to JAIL.
Also, has no one even discussed how irresponsible and unfair this is to her OTHER CHILDREN? What if she had died because of the high risk pregnancy? What kind of mother can she possibly be to those other children NOW? Did she have no concern whatsoever about the burden she was placing on her parents and other children by undergoing this procedure? This is beyond fucked up. This woman is mentally ill and every single one of those children should be placed in foster care.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Actually, the CDC investigates for issues of malpractice by putting in too many embryos. You cannot do this. It is one thing to take too many fertility drugs and conceive that many on your own, but you cannot put them back. At the most, people put 3.
I blame Angelina Jolie for this fuckery.
This is just so many kinds of WRONG, I don't know where to start. I don't care what her ethnic background is - ANYONE who uses their reproductive system in such a grossly irresponsible way is the new poster child for forced sterilization.
She supposedly filed for bankruptcy last year. Then who paid for her fertility treatments??? The completely broke state of California, meaning me and my fellow hard-working taxpayers?!?
We all know that the fertility specialists don't give a rat's ass about the long-term repercussions of this or whether or it was ethical to help her produce even more kids she can't properly care for, so long as they get their fat checks.
But what kind of GD parents openly encourage their single daughter to have IVF AFTER she has already spawned 6 freaking kids?!?!? Surely, the daughter is a certified Brangeloonie and wants to be just like her idols. I'm not buying the argument that she just wants a lot of kids for the love and joy of it, not after hearing about her filing for bankruptcy and all that other sketchy crap.
Why are people throwing gifts and donations at this parasite? She'll get her People magazine cover, her Diane Sawyer interview and a reality show on top of state and federal aid. The only thing this bitch needs is her tubes tied.
Hey Mustang!
I went to look at your vid last week and it's gone! Your link is broke, hun. But there's other ones on there:)
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cMal, Whoops, sorry! You're more on top of the story. That was the parent's former home, which they lost to foreclosure!
This is the right house (a rental?):
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ADBS_enUS260US261&...
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:26pm.
angel_i: But you know what?
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Yeah, that is NOT a good situation. But my country IS KINDA socialist. We have programs where you can 'borrow' your rent money, if that works for you.
Welfare here doesn't cover much but they don't expect you to pay it back and they'll pay even more if you volunteer - including a subsidy for clothing and travel - with the idea that the volunteering will get you work. If it doesn't - they take you back. You can't volunteer again for 6 months or something but they check in and make sure you're still looking for work. Also we have quite a few soup kitchens. So unemployed and underemployed can eat without ever stepping foot in a gov't office. Food banks are accessible with proof of collection but not usually associated.
Like I said: I think everything needs a good overhaul. I like overhauling - it's like spring cleaning. The systems are old and need to be replaced with stuff that makes sense for US, right NOW.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:24pm.
My uterus is a warm and inviting place for your junk, jim.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Don't let the duggars see this story. I see a baby off in the making.
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JIM: if youve got the money honey Ive got the time!
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