Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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Man I used to love kaiserin's Shitney rants...
Memries!!
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kaiser gal - are you formerly known as Kaiserin??
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:06pm
LOL @ octopussy... I just fucking pissed myself.
I just pissed myself, too. That is too funny.
But seriously... This story just keeps on giving. I can't wait to see the conclusion.
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Seriously, this is better than Real TV and the stupid people who think it's smart to jump off the roof into their doughboy pool.
Well whoever is from Iraq needs to take that woman and her 900 kids with him!
****Right! We went to war so they could come over here and pull this shit! They need to go back home where they can fuck their camels.
Submitted by Total Randomness: "...WHAT IF... it's like that story from about a year ago wear the daughter lived in the secret dungeon of the fathers house and then he sexually abused which then made her produce like two kids. Only this time the mother is on it and decided to use IVF with her eggs and the father's sperm.
Omg... I am one sick fuck."
No. YOU are not the sick fuck here. There are a bunch of sick fucks in this story, but it's not you, Total.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:06pm
LOL @ octopussy... I just fucking pissed myself.
I just pissed myself, too. That is too funny.
But seriously... This story just keeps on giving. I can't wait to see the conclusion.
Perhaps she's thinking if she has an enormous pile of children one of them will support her later.
Whatever the reason, with the worlds diminishing resources her decision is purely selfish, possibly delusional.
The world can no longer heap praise and congratulations on someone who has no concept of personal responsibility.
Each couple who has more than two children are adding to the world's problems.
ANYONE who has more than two children should be stripped of their right to complain when waiting in traffic, standing in line at a store, on hold on the telephone, are denied their "Fair Share" of anything, or find themselves just one of the "Vulgar Hoard". I say SHUT YOUR MOUTHS and YOUR LEGS!
YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.
Submitted by kaiser gal on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:11pm.
******these people are very good at being evasive. When transferring her property into a Trust the grandmother claimed she was/is a single woman...hmmmmm sounds like hiding assets.
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I worked in escrow for many many years. These folks are well aware of how to bypass our property laws.
The man may have by our laws legally divorced wife numero uno, but not divorced her in the eyes of their higher religious power, meaning in their culture, wife #1 remains wife #1.
Wife #1 would then be free in our country and by our laws to legally transfer her assets into a trust (these people love their trusts). Purely a protective move. I closed many transactions of this nature.
The man would then have married wife numero dos, possibly to bring her into this country, to birth the children he could not have with wife numero uno.
The newshounds will get to the bottom of this. Soon.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Ok, you bitches and your theories are killing me!!!!
BWAHAHAHHAAA!
Ok... to put another twist on this shit.
WHAT IF... it's like that story from about a year ago wear the daughter lived in the secret dungeon of the fathers house and then he sexually abused which then made her produce like two kids. Only this time the mother is on it and decided to use IVF with her eggs and the father's sperm.
Omg... I am one sick fuck.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
"Inflatuated"
Awesome theory! Holmes needs to beckon Watson a lil faster and investigate this fuckery!
I'm definitely thinking that those embryos were stolen, or equipment was taken to impregnate the woman with the "Grandfather's/Baby Daddy's" sperm...
ORRRRRRRRRR
The baby's are being harvested for parts? They're too old for Black market Stem Cells, but get those kidneys to Thailand and they'll definitely turn a profit!
Just sayin'...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
Octopussy - yes, I shall patent that.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:15pm.
The embryos split into twins or triplets I'm guessing.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I guess the first 6 kids came from a sperm donor and that same sperm donor was used for the octuplets...it really just can't get any better.
Oh how I would love to get my hands on a strand of hair of each of the first 6 kids...I bet they and the new 8-pack have the same biological father.
How does it go:
"What a wicked web we weave
When first we practice to deceive
Spinnin’ out a house of make-believe
We’re like a serpent on the ear of Eve
Well, brother if you mean to tell the truth
You better improve your diction
‘Cause the words that you been letting slide
Are definitely fiction"
(credit to Don Chaffer and Lori Chaffer)
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
If they only allow 2 to 3 embryos the be implanted in the US, how the hell did kate from jon and kate plus 8 have 6?
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
I guess you're right about Nancy Grace, hekki. I also hate her and still watch, lol.
If Octopussy is married to the "grandfather" something tells me we will indeed find out.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by cMal on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
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Damn. In a horrible way, that all makes complete sense. There is way more to this mess of a story. I can hardly wait until it all comes out.
The ending better be..."and the children were all taken out of that looney bin, given to good families, and lived happily ever after."
Between the "technician in a fertility clinic" news and the "certified pyschiatric nurse" news I claim...
******these people are very good at being evasive. When transferring her property into a Trust the grandmother claimed she was/is a single woman...hmmmmm sounds like hiding assets.
Well whoever is from Iraq needs to take that woman and her 900 kids with him!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:06pm.
Look what happens, I go to lunch and now octopussy is the 2nd wife and all her kids were IVF?
The fuck?
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M.E....
You are brilliant.
The birth mother shall now and forever be known as:
OCTOPUSSY
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:06pm
LOL @ octopussy... I just fucking pissed myself.
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Chemo is not sexy
Of course you smell a fucking reality show. That's WHY you don't glorify fucking idiots that have dozens of kids. Do you seriously think she did this because she just loves kids. It's dollar signs, endorsements, tv deals. It's all you assholes that watch that keep this shit going. Hey have as many kids as you want, but fucking pay for them your own dammed self or don't have them
Submitted by cMal on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
Someone on the CBS site had an interesting theory. The "grandparents" aren't really grandparents at all. Octo-mom is the second wife!
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Wouldn't that be something! I'm finding this story of this crazy ho funnier and funnier by the second...too bad for the kids, though.
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Now it's making sense! Here's my theory:
The birthing mother is the second wife. The first wife was more than likely unable to produce children herself, therefore the need for the younger second wife.
The first wife worked at the fertility clinic and therefore had easy access to fertility meds, which she administered to the octuplet mom.
There is no other "baby daddy". There is only the older man in the household. Getting his sperm must have been easy : (
Neighbors have stated that they have never seen any other men in that household. One would think that another man would have been seen on the premises, at some period, as the 33yr old octuplet mom does indeed have six other children. But all accounts I have read mention no baby daddy for any of those children. No dad around for 14 kids? Bizarre.
Upon the birth of the 8 babies, the supposed grandfather of the children promptly flies back to Iraq "to earn money to support the family". Bingo. You are only allowed to have as many wives as you can support. Comprende vou?
They did not count on us Americans being such inquisitive folks. Yes we are. And the truth will be revealed at the speed of the internet.
Maybe this type of
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
How the fuck is she supporting these kids even with parental help?
Also, someone mentioned on here she was of Middle Eastern heritage and may have gotten IVF in Iran. I have an Iranian friend who is a doctor and they would not allow a single woman to have IVF. Big no-no. The plot thickens because I cannot think of any doctor in the US, UK or most Western countries that would implant that many embryos.
Look what happens, I go to lunch and now octopussy is the 2nd wife and all her kids were IVF?
The fuck?
*picks fly roe out of teefs*
Stoney: Yeah, THAT's why it would be so fun to see Nancy Grace take this story on. She could be all outraged that people are abusing this "miracle" technology that gave her her precious twins. She probably knows a lot about it.
And you know how she loves to vilify or canonize mothers...
It just has all those "BOMBSHELL" elements that make a true Nancy Grace story.
And yes, I am well aware of what a phony Nancy Grace is. But I still love watching because she can be a real bulldog and when she gets all bitchy on people's asses, I have to laugh.
Dude you guys are super scary with your sleuthing skills! I can't keep up! So lemme get this straight... Her mother works at an IVF clinic, she is a psychiatrist, they have another LARGER house that they don't live in, and still no baby daddy to speak of for ANY of the kids???
***************the grandmother(age 70)lost "the big house",as it's being referred to, by defaulting on a trust deed (per property records).
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:02pm.
About the father: I read that he is from Iraq and is a contract worker and will be going back to work there so he can support the kids. Isn't that just PRECIOUS!
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Not the father, the grandfather. There is no father.
I think the grandfather is really the father.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
About the father: I read that he is from Iraq and is a contract worker and will be going back to work there so he can support the kids. Isn't that just PRECIOUS!
I would love for someone to ask her how much being a professional student pays.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
What a fucking parasite. To think that I have to pay for a piece of shit like this and all her leaches just disgusts me.
Everytime Nancy puts those monsters on the screen and tears up I want to call fucking CNN and complain.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
"Professional student"... that's my dream job.
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Chemo is not sexy
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:47pm.
Nancy Grace won't care. She had IVF herself.
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Ugh. You see how ugly those little monsters look? And she puts them up on the screen ever freakin chance she gets. Shes a horrible woman and those kids dont stand a chance of being happy, free spirit individuals in life...
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
I'm sure this has already been said, but I'll say it again... fuck this bitch.
At this point, I don't believe a word that bitch says.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
Apparently she's now saying she only wanted one more child and used a sperm donor, and that all her other children were also conceived using a sperm donor. Also, she's supposed to be "professional student." Um, there's no such thing, thanks.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
Someone on the CBS site had an interesting theory. The "grandparents" aren't really grandparents at all. Octo-mom is the second wife!
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Wouldn't that be something! I'm finding this story of this crazy ho funnier and funnier by the second...too bad for the kids, though.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:46pm.
Someone on the CBS site had an interesting theory. The "grandparents" aren't really grandparents at all. Octo-mom is the second wife!
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I was thinking about that earlier and I thought no.... but now I think it might totally be possible.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
Submitted by Total Randomness on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:37pm.
What I want to know is who is the father of these kids? Is it possible she used someone else's embyros?
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If that is the case, couldn't she get them taken away from her if the biological parents want custody of them?
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Yup. That could very well happen.
Nancy Grace won't care. She had IVF herself.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Someone on the CBS site had an interesting theory. The "grandparents" aren't really grandparents at all. Octo-mom is the second wife!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I am seriously hoping that she stole stored eggs and that it will be considered kidnapping and the kids will be taken away from this psycho bitch and placed in good homes. Oh, and she needs to be sterilized since she obviously has a mental disorder.
And I want to see Nancy Grace on this story, STAT.
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:37pm.
What I want to know is who is the father of these kids? Is it possible she used someone else's embyros?
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If that is the case, couldn't she get them taken away from her if the biological parents want custody of them?
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
i find this story, well this woman and the parents truly disgusting; and what kind of doctor would agree to implant the embryos on a woman that already has 6 kids... this is one of the reasons im in a way against all this invitro fertilization shit... if your body doesnt want to naturally conceive then you should accept that..
Dude you guys are super scary with your sleuthing skills! I can't keep up! So lemme get this straight... Her mother works at an IVF clinic, she is a psychiatrist, they have another LARGER house that they don't live in, and still no baby daddy to speak of for ANY of the kids???
“Thank you to the extra special nurses and hospital staff for their tireless support.
“Ever since I came to Kaiser after becoming pregnant, I’ve been grateful for the phenomenal medical team responsible for the extraordinary care that my babies and I received."
I got this from that The Sun article someone provided the link for. Is it me, or does this sound a commercial for Kaiser? Hmmmm. One hand greases the other.
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Chemo is not sexy
What I want to know is who is the father of these kids? Is it possible she used someone else's embyros?