Something In The Milk Ain't Clean
By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.
This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.
The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.
This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!
You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:47pm.
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LOL, Hekki, you and I have the same kind of guy.
They will indulge us in any current obsession, provided we harm no one else in the process of satisfying our curiosity.
I sheepishly admit to, you know, uhm, liking Nancy Grace, and any man that will tolerate my watching that show day after day is a wonderful man. Then again, his dinner's always ready and his house is always kept. I love my guy. Hekki can you relate?
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
This might come off sounding bitchy -- but don't people consider adopting anymore? the world is so populated right now and I'm starting to worry about dumb shit like running out of food sources and losing out on jobs. Is it stupid to worry about that? because that shit has been on my mind lately.
And didn't this bitch hear that you can eliminate a few of those nuggets. She probably thinks she'll get a show like Jon and Kate plus 8...and she probably will.
Submitted by JennyBoom on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:20pm.
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Thanks Jen!!!
I agree with you statement wherein you said that MAYBE "equipment was taken to impregnate the woman with the "Grandfather's/Baby Daddy's" sperm..."
After all, the supposed grandmother of the octuplets worked in a fertility clinic.
'nough said.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
The Casey Anthony case is far more interesting to me. I want that bitch to fry.
Octopussy just pisses me the fuck off.
I really don't think Nancy Grace will say much. She is wrapped on the Casey Anthony case. She wants that bitch to fry.
I hear ya, Sheeps. I wasn't quite sure whether I should caption the male in the cartoon as Doc Gupta, Gramps, or the Sperm Donor. Here's what one of Octopussy's neighbors had to say:
..."When asked if he knew who the father of the baby is, the neighbor said, "She is single. She used a sperm donor, someone she knew, who donated sperm a long time ago. He donated the sperm for the first six kids and she used his frozen sperm for these. I don't think the sperm donor knows about these eight kids. He was not involved..."
Lastly, "Records show that (Octopussy) held a psychiatric technician's license from 1997 to 2002. It was unclear whether she is now employed."
It seems to me they just wanted to see if she could do it. You know, like kids wanna see if they can hop roofs and such.
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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:46pm.
OMG.... my mind reels. How'd she get someone to fill up an icecube tray? I mean, I can barely--never mind.
Submitted by Stoney: I am also intrigued. Now I have something to replace my Casey Anthony obsession.
ME TOO. Mr. Hekki is used to my obsessions. It started with Lacey Peterson, then Anna Nicole (wasn't THAT a doozy?) then Paris Jailwatch, then Casey Anthony, then Bernie Madoff and now THIS. I don't have to feel guilty about this one because no one is dead. Yet.
I fervently pray that Nancy Grace will get on this scoop ASAP. (Mr. Hekki makes fun of Nancy and her twins unMERCifully, which is just another reason to love him.)
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:45pm.
That's crazy... ** thinking of new last name**
Are you in Cali? It's easy and cheap--do it yerself. But lemme know what new names you come up with.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:39pm.
That's crazy... ** thinking of new last name**
Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:02pm.
I always wondered why it is ok to change your last name.. unless you are under a witness protection progam. I mean I can change my name from Sanchez to Kennedy and that is ok?
Yup, piece o' cake in Cali anyway. Takes about 2 months from beginning to end. If it's not an insane name and no one objects, you gots a new name.
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:13pm.
First Photo Of Mom, Dad and Octuplets Revealed:
hahahahaha. Except for the "dad" part.
Spoiled
BAHAHAHAHA!!
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First Photo Of Mom, Dad and Octuplets Revealed:
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/7/O/B/epeightmisbehavin.jpg
Warning: Politically Incorrect
I am also intrigued. Now I have something to replace my Casey Anthony obsession.
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I am so intrigued by this story because it is one of the craziest things I've ever read. All of the new information found by you guys is fascinating too. I feel like this story is only going to get more and more insane as details unfold .
I always wondered why it is ok to change your last name.. unless you are under a witness protection progam. I mean I can change my name from Sanchez to Kennedy and that is ok?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:00pm.
I could only imagine what Kaiserin would say about octopussy and her 14 crotch fruits.
Oh, you are right! Where has she been lately?
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-But, just think of it! How many people get to brag that they didn't have siblings, they had "litter mates"... Boo yah!
news here says there is no father involved, some guy donated the sperm for the last 6. She had she left over frozen and this is where the 8 came from. Her parents were helping her but ost their house and had to move in with her.
In my opinion she is fucking nuts and how the hell did she get IVF when clearly SHE IS OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND. Take the kids away from her, do a lobotomy and a hysterectomy.
That was incredibly stupid. Who thinks to themselves "hey I'm 33 broke, single, living with my parents, with 6 kids maybe I should try for 8 MORE"? Bitch did it to get a TV show and one up Jon and Kate and the Duggars! Why else? TAKE THAT MICHELE DUGGAR LET ME SEE YOUR BIONIC PUSSY POP OUT 8 AT A TIME!
The doctor/clinic should lose their licences.
Don't PUPPY MILLS get shut down???
The whole thing is repulsive.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
The octopussy attention whore just FUCKED her entire sneeky family out of fame and fortune! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Oh this is getting so good!!!! Blow their cover! Blow this shit wide open and put those babies up for adoption! Lesson of the day: if you don't want your entire family exposed as frauds, don't have octopulets!! Ha! That "grandfather" can be hostile all he wants, the public has a right to know! And bravo to that blonde reporter woman for asking him what we all want to know: why would someone with six kids seek fertility treatment???? Funny how he didn't answer.
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It is impossible to breastfeed all 8.
Babies breast feed every 2 hours (at least) and feed for anywhere from a 1/2 hour to over an hour. Even if she fed two at a time, and it took her 1/2 hour each feeding, she'd be nursing for two hours, then it would be time to start over again, she'd NEVER sleep.
It's impossible.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:15pm.
If they only allow 2 to 3 embryos the be implanted in the US, how the hell did kate from jon and kate plus 8 have 6?
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Kate Gossling did not undergo IVF. She took drugs with simulated ovulation and hence the 6 children. The embryos were created in her womb-not in a lab like in IVF procedures.
Identity theft!!!!!!!
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Shady ass people are the ones who keep changing their names.
-AND, [drumroll pleaseeeeeee], she wants to BREAST feed them all too!
Those tatas are going to need a GD purple heart when all is said and done.
Well, when her parents get tired of supporting her, at least she can protect all 14 from the elements with her giant fuckin pussy lips!
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Thanks to the dlister with the awesome stalker skillz, I was able to dig around and get this info.
The woman birthing all these kids is Nadya S. Y. Doud Suleman Gutierrez from Whittier, CA. age 33.
She lives with Angela V. Suleman, age 70 and Ed D. Suleman, age 67.
Associated names to those family members are Angela V. Doud, Nadya Doud, Adnan D. Suleman, (sometimes the name is spelled suleiman).
Among other aliases involving changing around their middle initial, Ed, Angela, and Nadya have all used the last names "doud" and "suleman".
Apparently Nadya changed her last name from Doud to Gutierrez within the last three years, but there's not a Mr. Gutierrez anywhere in sight.
So, can anyone come up with a good reason why a man as old as Ed, in his late sixties, needs to be changing his last name so late in life?
Within the last three years, Ed Doud and Nadya Doud transformed into Ed D. Suleman and Nadya S. Gutierrez. Why?
I really feel sorry for that dumb broads kids.
GDIT!! Why did my IT guy ban me from watching video's at werk.
The Father/Grandfather/Whatever seems pretty hostile in that video and for really no apparent reason. He's TOTALLY hiding something.
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I could only imagine what Kaiserin would say about octopussy and her 14 crotch fruits.
(crotch fruit used courteous of Uvula)
Man I hope The Sun has some hot bitch reporter posing as a nurse at that hospital right now as a spy...
I WANT TO SEE HER FACE.
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Hekki - a Kaiserin rant on this topic would be TO DIE FOR right now!!
This article says, the mother "works as a technician in a fertility clinic". Another says she's a "certified psych nurse".
*******first of all IF she's actually a nurse (LVN or RN) she will have a license from the State of California which is easy enough to check out. Most likely she's just a lowly clinic aide...those bitches always love to call themselves NURSES.
Submitted by Stoney: "I'm still laughing over that "professional student" shit."
It's always amusing when watching "Judge Judy" and you see these totally ghetto (and I do NOT mean black) kids on it. They're always "college students", right?, and they can't string together a sentence and say things like "I told him I don't have no money, but he don't care." and I just wonder what college they're going to...
Women are not bitches are not meant to have a litter of children!
She's just doing this for the WIC and welfare benefits. And we all know that a turkeybaster is her baby daddy.
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I'm still laughing over that "professional student" shit. So, what? Someone pays you to sit in class and learn? Um, I don't think so. She clearly has some more learning to do.
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M.E.: When there are topics like this, I miss Kaiserin and her rants. I miss her anyway, but I would just LOVE to see what she has to say about Octopussy.
paris herpes: No one makes a big deal after your second kid.
Stoney, kaiserin is back? i haven't seen her around in ages. she so belongs on theskinnywebsite.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Ford, yeah it's the state's tax dollars at work...basically my tax dollars because I do live in Cali. I'm not sure what possessed this idiot to have 8 kids at one time. I bet her mom is gonna take care of most of them anyway. You seriously shouldn't have kids, much less 8, if you can't financially take care of them all.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
How irresponsible! She filed for bankruptcy but has the nerve to squeeze out 14 kids with random ass dudes? While living at home?? This bitch has no self-respect and should be sterilized.
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I actually knew about this 25 year old woman who had about 8 kids (at different times of course, but seriously one after the other since she was 16), she just liked being pregnant because she enjoyed the attention, and her mother was the one who actually took care of all those kids. I met most of the kids, they are sweet but starved for attention.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Stoney - Kaiserins Shitney rants were epic.
I hope you all in Cali, enjoy this fucking circus, paid for by the public hand out. I bet her bill is over a million for 8 fert rats, and that's not include her being holed up in the hospital for a few weeks on bed rest. If any of those rats are defective, that is more money for OT, PT, speech therapy, special ed classes and a zillion specialist visits.
My friend's lab had 8 puppies and no one threw the mom (dog) a fucking party.
If you want fert litters, fund them with your own $$$$$.
Like Patton Oswalt once said, "Science is all about the coulds, not about the shoulds." Just because you can whelp out a fert litter doesn't mean you should.
I hope those doctors burn in hell. Fucktards.
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The New York Post has a video of the "grandfather".
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