Friday, January 30th 2009

Something In The Milk Ain't Clean

By now you've heard the story about the lady, who isn't a Duggar, that popped out 8 babies in a matter of minutes. These bitches are her doctors. They look smiley, but I'm not smiling. When the news first broke a few days ago, I figured the 8 BABIES!!! were part of a natural miracle. Not really. You see, the unidentified woman's mommy said her daughter had 8 embryos implanted last year. When when found out she was having a six-pack plus two, doctors gave her the option to reduce the number. The woman said fuck no.

This is where it gets a little Strangey McStrange. The woman with the bionic uterus is only 33 years old and she already has 6 kids including twins (ages 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7) at home. This brings her grand total to 14!!!! The chick is single and there hasn't been much mention of the octuplets' daddy. CBS says that the bitch filed for bankruptcy about a year-and-a-half ago. She left the house she was living in and moved into her parents' Whittier, CA (shout out to my SGV homies!) home.

The baby machine's mommy, Angela Suleman, said that all 8 babies are healthy. She said that raising 14 kids in their "big house" will be hard, but Angela's husband is going back to his native Iraq to work as a contractor so he can support all 18 trillion kids.

This is boggling my mind. The woman is 33, single, living with her parents and now has 14 kids?! 8 of which she brought into this world knowing her situation?! Calgon take this bitch to the nearest loony bin! Yeah, we don't know the whole story, but DAMN!

You know what's going to happen next? Move over Duggars, Jon & Kate, there's a new bitch (and her 14 kids) pulling up to TLC town!!!

Posted by: Michael K


Not to be rude, but is the urge to have a baby or to get pregnant? If you want a baby, and aren't in a marriage or are having serious fertility issues, why not place adoption over fertility treatments if it really is that maternal urge? I suppose I was lucky that I had my kids before I had that overwhelming urge, but now that I look back, and while I absolutely love my children, I wouldn't have cared one bit if they were my biological offspring. I would have loved them the same. I have several family members who are adopted and there's no question that they aren't one of us. Pregnancy wasn't the end all, be all for me. It was okay, nothing to gloat over. It was the child at the end that mattered slot oasis more. I'm fascinated by women who are all about their pregnancies--kind of like women who are more about their weddings than the actual marriage.

didimao's picture

Check this out! Can you believe the nerve of this woman?! She is hardly and expert on raising kids. First of all, all of her kids are 7 and under, and second she is a welfare Mother.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article5627531.ec...

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I haven't been keeping up with this like I should... Are the first SIX kids the result of IVF too?

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:05pm.
Did you guys hear Octopussy is a fucking nutjob? Well, we alleged she was a nutjob, but now it has been confirmed... and she had all 14 kids via IVF...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets

Again, I have to ask the question.....Are there NOT screening tests for IVF? I'm sure it would be quite easy for a professional to see she is not mentally sound.

Can any whackjob get IVF? Myself included? I guess, as long as we can pay for it, nothing else matters.

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a majority of the worlds problems are caused by overpopulation & bad parenting.

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Mrs.TimDaly's picture

If they start irritating her by not prepping the kebabs or turning the channel during her story can bitch still drop them off in Nebraska no questions asked ?

Little miss's picture

Correction: not Angela's husband is an Iraq contractor, but her father. None of her neighbors can admit ever seeing her with a boyfriend of a man together. That means that she is damning all her brood of 14 children to be brought up without a father.

She was also working in a fertility clinic... so much to overpopulation.

I guess the nutjobs' mental illness called obsessive-compulsive child hoarding. Some people hoard trash in their houses... some human beings.

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Sandbitch's picture

I was just reading the link that EAP posted and get this, one of octo-pussy's other kids is Autistic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets

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From what I understand, she has not been forthcoming about where she had EIGHT embryos implanted...no doctors' names, no clinic names, nothing.

I hope to hell someone in authority (i.e. child services) gets to the bottom of this mess.

Yeah, I am obsessed with this fuckup.

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Did you guys hear Octopussy is a fucking nutjob? Well, we alleged she was a nutjob, but now it has been confirmed... and she had all 14 kids via IVF...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets

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patty cake's picture

3.5 million dollars to have those freaks.
this is unethical and disgusting
why do people think it is their "right" to spawn?
it drives me crazy and its always poor people that think this way...GROSS...now my money can support all these potential losers...great. fuck her

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Lauri's picture

Her grandfather told the media they will soon be moving to a "huge" house they own, where no one will be able to find them. Her mother was able to avoid bankruptcy by paying off over $900,000 in debt? Maybe she was using government student loan money to pay for her IVF, she was attending college up until last spring. Clearly, they're buying Huggies not store brand diapers. I think it's time our government steps in and checks these people out!

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Ok, not only is she leaching off the gov and taxpayers, but her babies are sucking down donated breastmilk . Sorry but *I* have a problem with that.

On one hand, you cant fault the babes b/c the mother is an asshole, but c'mon. She needs to pump and dump and if she cant produce enough guess what? IT'S BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO CARRY EIGHT BABIES.

So, she's a professional studewnt/researcher? What are the repercussions of a deliberate implantation of 8 (meia wise)?

Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/

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***Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 9:03am.

Morning!

And there you have it. One baby was quite enuff stretching of anything (read: everything) on by body, thank you very much!***

Ditto! One did a-plenty to me. I admit, I have a little accident now and then when I cough/laugh/hurl/dry heave too hard. At least I have a beautiful child to make it worthwhile. What's Fergie's excuse?

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Morning!

And there you have it. One baby was quite enuff stretching of anything (read: everything) on by body, thank you very much!

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HAHA Skybitch. Her vagina is probably bigger than my place. Probably smells worse, too.

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***Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 8:56am.

Good morning, angel! I wonder how this guy looks in a dress? 14 kids, I can only imagine the mess my apartment would be with that many youngsters. ***

To hell with the apartment. I'd be much more concerned about the flappy disaster in my pants that used to resemble a vagina.

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Good morning, angel! I wonder how this guy looks in a dress? 14 kids, I can only imagine the mess my apartment would be with that many youngsters.

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I wonder who she voted for.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 8:38am.

Dude in the middle kind of looks like an Indian Jamie Farr. Yes, that's my insightful contribution to this bioethics debate.
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It's the nose. Jamie Farr must have been from around there...I always used to think about that...

They all look so happy. I don't wanna be a party pooper, either;p

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Dude in the middle kind of looks like an Indian Jamie Farr. Yes, that's my insightful contribution to this bioethics debate.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:48pm.
I repeat:

BECAUSE they are scientists at play! They just wanted to see if they could do it. She's a professional student, right? Professional students are researchers. It's research. There's some kinda payoff - I'm SURE - if they figure out whatever it is they were tryna figure out.

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Crazy, why would they be so secretive if it's just a happy story? 'Cause it's not! Weirdos at least, money grubbers at worst. Poor kids. Damn.
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liverwurst's picture

Absofuckingridiculous.

I think she wanted easy money like when the septuplets were born & were given a house, etc

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That is sickening. So this loser bitch has a million kids while she collects welfare and leeches off her mother.

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That is sickening. So this loser bitch has a million kids while she collects welfare and leeches off her mother.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

That is kind of crazy..you would think there would be numerous interviews and criteria to meet before you get implanted like that.Weird.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

chefcammi's picture

after our 2nd child was born, we said no more. I was fine with that.

then about 6 months ago my husband said "you know, i could have one more kid"

that was all it took. INSTANTLY my brain clicked into baby mode.

I am currently 5 1/2 months pregnant.

=)

chefcammi's picture

i dontknow if this was mentioned already, but the Kaiser dr's just delivered the babies- they didnt implant them.

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:16pm.
Geez I love how everyone automatically assumes she's a white trash christian religious nut case who popped in 8 embryos and then put it in GOD's hands.

She entered into this irresponsible and unethical situation, and then put it in ALLAH's hands.
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I seriously doubt this family is Muslim. They would NEVER tolerate their daughter getting pregnant with a sperm donor and no husband. The last thing they'd want is to be the topic of gossip in their community. At the very least, they would have disowned her. The names of the family are definitely Middle Eastern descent. My take is that they are Christians because of the parents Americanized names: Ed and Angela. I've seen a few Arabs with that first name, but they were all Christians.

I LOVE the theory that Nadya is the old guy's second wife. And that he's the baby's daddy. It's so deliciously scandalous. It couldn't get crazier than that. Let's see...

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HA - Anderson Cooper's on it - find out the scoop, honey.

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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:06pm.

jussayin, your puppy side eye is puppehlicious!

"3) I hope to God someone accidentally (on purpose)mistook her uterus for a fetus and removed it at the C-Section"
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AMEN! My heart aches for those kids...what an effed up way to bring children into this already effed up world.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:31pm.
The Real Mimi: Some women don't get that baby urge.

But I can assure you it's some powerful stuff. I always planned on having children, but it wasn't a big deal. Sometime after I turned 30, it started. Not as bad as some women, but damn, I wanted a BAYBAY! It was as real as being hungry or thirsty or horny.

Maybe some day you will get walloped with it, and maybe not. But if you do, you will understand the women on Oprah and the heartbreak of not being able to satisfy that need.
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Not to be rude, but is the urge to have a baby or to get pregnant? If you want a baby, and aren't in a marriage or are having serious fertility issues, why not place adoption over fertility treatments if it really is that maternal urge? I suppose I was lucky that I had my kids before I had that overwhelming urge, but now that I look back, and while I absolutely love my children, I wouldn't have cared one bit if they were my biological offspring. I would have loved them the same. I have several family members who are adopted and there's no question that they aren't one of us. Pregnancy wasn't the end all, be all for me. It was okay, nothing to gloat over. It was the child at the end that mattered more. I'm fascinated by women who are all about their pregnancies--kind of like women who are more about their weddings than the actual marriage.

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1) how the fuck did she pay for IVF?
2) what dumbass doctor did IVF on a woman with a perfectly good uterus?
3) I hope to God someone accidentally (on purpose)mistook her uterus for a fetus and removed it at the C-Section....

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Phoebe's picture

Nancy Grace may have had IVF, but she has a father for them and a job to support them, so this could make her more mad about it. NANCY - get on this !

Why does Octopussy have to be mentally ill? That's giving her a reason for this crap. Maybe she's just an asshole.

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Kate Gosselintwat was enough to turn me off fertility treatments.

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This woman is ridiculous and has probably turned a lot of people against fertility treatments. There's a ton of shit I want to know about this case (which makes me highly anticipate tomorrow), but I especially want to know why the hell she waited until 12 weeks to see a doctor. Highly suspicious. I expect that the family has a good amount of money squirreled away in Iraq or some fund in order to pay for the IVF (if the fertility tech story was wrong). My head will probably explode if it turns out she has no relation to these children.

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news here says there is no father involved, some guy donated the sperm for the last 6. She had she left over frozen and this is where the 8 came from. Her parents were helping her but ost their house and had to move in with her.
In my opinion she is fucking nuts and how the hell did she get IVF when clearly SHE IS OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND. Take the kids away from her, do a lobotomy and a hysterectomy.
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Give me a gun and I'll put this pathetic ass spread eagle bitch out of her misery! God this kind of irresponsibility IRKS me to death! How the hell can this woman declare bankruptcy yet afford fertility treatments. I guess she basically expects her children to be welfare parasites. To the mother of the 40000 children: Good job, you dumb B I T C H.

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Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:02pm.
I always wondered why it is ok to change your last name.. unless you are under a witness protection progam. I mean I can change my name from Sanchez to Kennedy and that is ok?

Of course you can! How do you think half of Hollywood gets away with renaming themselves all the time?

And Hekki, you just listed all my obsession minus Lacy Peterson and Madoff and plus Shitney.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

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Submitted by D on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:11pm.

Within the last three years, Ed Doud and Nadya Doud transformed into Ed D. Suleman and Nadya S. Gutierrez. Why?"
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BECAUSE they are scientists at play! They just wanted to see if they could do it. She's a professional student, right? Professional students are researchers. It's research. There's some kinda payoff - I'm SURE - if they figure out whatever it is they were tryna figure out.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:45pm.

OK, now I'm thirsty. *shaking watch*

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:41pm.

hahahahaha. You're scaring me. I thought people just wanted to see em on Google.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:30pm

how about Jane Dos Equis...

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Sheeps,

12204 Honolulu Terrace - Record is from 2002 & Sold 11/03
13604 Sunrise Drive - Current home
15951 El Soneto Drive - Purchased 7/06 & Foreclosed 8/08

Signed,
The Awesome Stalker ;)

Submitted by Happy Hour on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:26pm.

You're in LA? Pick an unusual name that no one else will have: Jane Whitebread.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:46pm

Yes I am...LA, hmm that should be fun...

Here are at least 3 addresses associated with this fambly. IMHO they is some shit goin on:

12204 Honolulu Terrace 90601
13604 Sunrise Dr 90602
15951 El Soneto Dr 90603

"Thanks to the dlister with the awesome stalker skillz, I was able to dig around and get this info.

The woman birthing all these kids is Nadya S. Y. Doud Suleman Gutierrez from Whittier, CA. age 33.

She lives with Angela V. Suleman, age 70 and Ed D. Suleman, age 67.

Associated names to those family members are Angela V. Doud, Nadya Doud, Adnan D. Suleman, (sometimes the name is spelled suleiman).

Among other aliases involving changing around their middle initial, Ed, Angela, and Nadya have all used the last names "doud" and "suleman".

Apparently Nadya changed her last name from Doud to Gutierrez within the last three years, but there's not a Mr. Gutierrez anywhere in sight.

So, can anyone come up with a good reason why a man as old as Ed, in his late sixties, needs to be changing his last name so late in life?

Within the last three years, Ed Doud and Nadya Doud transformed into Ed D. Suleman and Nadya S. Gutierrez. Why?"

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I know this sounds weird, but maybe these are really her dad's kids? *cue banjo duel*

That would explain why only -they- would change their surnames (her mother was left out). That way, they wouldn't raise any flags when they were seeking fertility treatment. I mean, it's not that far fetched...there was that really sick father in Germany that had all those kids with his biological daughter.