Dear Ali Lohan, This Is What A 15-Year-Old Should Look Like
I thought I'd give you some Dakota Fanning to wash the Ali Lohan out of your eyes. It's nice to see that some chicks in the whole Hollywood game are okay with looking 15 (Dakota turns 15 next month). 15-year-olds should look like fresh Spring daisies, not like a middle-aged, stressed out DMV employee who also work the red eye shift as a taxi dancer to support her OxyContin habit (see post below).
Dakota is truly turning into a lovely young, pristine lady. A lady that I don't even want to curse in front of. I'm joking. I even curse in front of babies. Well, you might as well learn the most useful words in the English language at an early age.
Here's little Dakota at the premiere of Push in Westwood, CA last night with Eyebrow Belle, Chris Evans and a knocked up Kimorazilla with her hot piece.
And was there not a Port-A-Potty at this shit? Dakota and Eyebrow Belle look like they have to make a pee pee. And Chris Evans should really carry a pair of Blue Blockers at all times. Bitch always looks like the sun is flashing its shiny peen in his face.
she's lovely. and she has more talent than half of hollywood. i don't think she's too thin her thighs look pretty healthy. in these pictures she looks almost the same size as that Eyebrow woman.
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i thin kimora is having triplets in her neck... that is one chunky monkey
I just watched Dakota Fanning grew up and me grew old...
And I didn't expect her to turn out such a lovely young lady but it's amazing how the last couple years she just kind of transformed.
She will need to fix her teeth though.
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Oh,my god, she is so sexy and makes me feel very thirsty! She has many many fans at the dating site www. millionaireloves. com, we always talk about her at the forum there.
She's going to be very pretty as an adult. She has sprite-like qualities. Very pretty face shape.
the outfit is too old for her. She is also too thin.
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She is very pretty but the outfit is too mature. She will grow into it and wear it well but not yet.
She's become very pretty...didn't think it would happen seeing how Fugly Macaulay Culkin became
dakoda's pretty but she's too young for the shoes and the dress is too short.
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She is so pretty!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Wow. When she was little I was kind of worried about her. Her hair was super frizzy, wire like and her teeth were horrible. I hope she got braces because the rest of her looks like it matured into a pretty teenager.
She looks absolutely beautiful, and dressed very age appropriate, her stylist is on top of this definitely, her shoes are fucking awesome, now Kimora on the other hand could of looked soooo much better.
Love Dakota <3
dakota is adorable...
when is kimora due..she alrady looks big...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Dakota looks great but she's still missing one very important thing: a hairdo!!! Don't pay attention to those other whores, they don't have a clue (and don't stand like them either). Just listen to me: when you get dressed up, DO YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!
sheesh
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Beautiful, young, talented, and rich...life's not bad for Dakota.
LOVE Dakota! I hope she gets the role of Jane in New Moon. Camilla Belle is wearing almost the same dress she wore to the Twilight premiere.
That girl is a clear indication that the Jonas brother kid is a narcissist in love with his own image
Submitted by walker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:57pm.
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You mean pedo movies disguised as artsy movies? They'd be in a whole lotta trouble if it was a blatantly a pedo movie...
I've never minded Fanning. At least she works, not like 40-year old Ali who rides on her sister's fame.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Awwww Dakota is growing up to be a lovely young woman.
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Eeeek! Doesn't look like Kimora and her man are going to last very long. She is definitely letting him know what's what in that photo. It looks like she's correcting him.
15-year-olds should look like fresh Spring daisies, not like a middle-aged, stressed out DMV employee who also work the red eye shift as a taxi dancer to support her OxyContin habit (see post below).
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i totally agree...she looks adorable and appropriate with makeup, hair, and dress
HA! "Eyebrow Belle!" I love that!
Ah, she looks lovely! I hope her parents don't keep exploiting her by allowing her to be in crazy ass movies. The Twilight movies? YES! Artsy movies disquised as Pedo movies? NO!
wow, dakota is gorgeous! I wish i looked like her when I was 15.
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Ugh, someone please give Chris Evans a hairstyle. This shit is nearly clearing his hotness potential.
Amen to the weird neckrolls on KL, Viv. And yes, women/girls do stand like that to make themselves look leaner, it just makes nicer lines in photographs.
I have high hopes for Dakota, she's the only one who stands a chance, in my book. Everyone else (Miley etc.) or hugely and weirdly oversexualized, Lolita-style. Eww.
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Kimora Lee is the leading example of women thinking they have to be bitches in order to "succeed". I fucking hate her 4-neckroll ass. The fact that she nabbed Djimon Hounsou (mmmmmmmm...) doesn't make me like her any better.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Dakota is truely a lovely young lady. I hope Hollyweird doesn't ruin her. Btw, I think women stand like that to make their legs appear longer.
Why does Kimora have so many neck roles? Is there nothing that can be done about that? I know she is pregnant but she has always had a fat neck.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:48pm.
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Then again, I was raised by a mother who made me wear flats until I moved out of the house and tried to push shit the family Von Trapp wouldn't be caught dead in on me.
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looks like a young heather graham
Perspective, people! Cheerleading outfits are shorter than this. Please. She looks fine.
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Dakot is def one of the bright lights in Hollywood. she was so fun and articulate on the Tonight Show the other day.
Well, yes Topanga, that's in the handbook, but Jodie Foster didn't get the temporary lesbian memo. And good for her!
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She's beautiful!! And a great actress too.
It's not right to sandwich this pristine young girl between two used-up pieces of trash.
Dakota is turning into a really pretty girl. She was always cute as a kid, but we all know most cute child stars end up shiteously ugly when they get older.
And damn, next to Dakota, Ali Lohan looks like some pill popping, bourbon swilling middle aged cocktail waitress.
She looks adorable. The guy looks like a douche. But then again, I can't talk I love Shia...lol
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Don't get al excited just yet Mk. She's only 15, she's got plenty of time to become a whore, smoke some crack, get pulled over for a DUI,do a stint in rehab, magically become a lesbian over night, and blow it all before the age of 18. Isn't that in the "I Grew Up in the Public Eye" handbook?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:34am.
She looks lovely but I'm old fashioned and think the dress is too short for someone her age.
I thought that too but compared to that Lohan mess she looks like Snow White.
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Dakota is very cute, I think the dress is fine, too many old people complaning about it she's 15 not 12.. eDataJob.com
Her skirt is cut a little too high and............................................................well she looks stunning!
oh yeah, and good for Dakota Fanning, she looks lovely :) I hope she stays on the same path shes's on.
Camilla Belle looks like a young Liz Taylor...especially because of her eyebrows...they are groomed just really black (too much eyebrow pencil perhaps?)...she is stunning...and Dakota looks amazing here...did not think she would grow into such a lovely young woman...good for her. Chris Evans is hot but he is looking a bit haggard and older in these pics...he needs to moisturize more...and Kimora's neck rolls are as plump as usual. No changes there.
In the last pic it looks like Kimora is trying to inhale her baby daddy (i can't for the life of me spell his name)
ughh, she's so horrendously unattractive, aren't Asian women supposed to be petite? how did she get all the shitty genes?v
Dakota amazes me... she's the first child star I've ever seen transitioning gracefully into adulthood. She's a great actress also.
BTW, who the f is that Kimora thing person?
A big thank you to Dakota's parents for not raising a whore. It's always nice when they end up more Jodie Foster than Tatum O'Neal...
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Dakota Fanning is a total winner. She looks stunning. And MK is right, this is what a 15 year old should look like. Kudos to her and her stylists!
lol - i just realized kimora is preggers....ha
is she fully divorced?
Dakota is very cute.
Did Kimora's neck get pregnant too?? That is one fat neck.
Love Dakota! Her parents are def raising that girl the right way. All child star parents need to take some pointers from them.
She's growing in to such a lovely young woman.