Evan Rachel Wood Want Some Respect!
Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too. Once you put the constant dry heaving in check, Mickey probably knows how to do that shit right. I mean, he had to have learned something from 9 1/2 Weeks, right?
Well, Evan Rachel Wood thinks she's too fucking good for Chowderface Rourke. Miss My Twatty Lips Are Made Out Of Fine Crystal is pretty much offended by the rumors that she's licking on Mickey's pork rind peen. She told Rolling Stone, "I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."
Mickey didn't queef in her ear, so why she so mad at him? Or maybe he did and that's why she feels disrespected? Whatever. You know, I felt disrespected when I watched her butcher a few Beatles songs, but I smoked a bowl, slapped my a-hole and got over it. She should do the same.
And this bitch is delusional for sticking her nose up at Mickey when she has sucked on Marilyn Manson's baby powder-covered skelepeen. I'd take Mickey's stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson's anything any day.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:36pm.
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WHY?
up yours
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Tigerlilly agree, I want Rourke to win. I would not be surprised at all if Sean did though. He is an A HOLE, but that guy is on top of his game.
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There's something hot about Carrot Top and the fat puerto rican guy from lost. Deal!
Angel, bitch, no. What makes you think not so highly of yourself that you don't realize how funny you are on this site? You brighten many people's days with your comments. You're a lovable bitch.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:54pm.
Re: doing Mickey Rourke with the lights on.
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Props to you for not being a hypocrite. But it deeply wounded me when you said you'd tap Carrot Top.
Wounded. Deeply.
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O yeah, baby...now you just made me think how hot it would be to be the meat in a Mickey Rourke/Carrot Top sandwich! With mayo! Yum!
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:34pm.
Yes.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:32pm.
angel, you are the one who usually gives me the good laugh of the day. Thanks for everything.
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Aw. That sounds kinda sad. Are you going somewhere?
I mean - thanks, and you're welcome:) but...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:54pm.
Re: doing Mickey Rourke with the lights on.
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Props to you for not being a hypocrite. But it deeply wounded me when you said you'd tap Carrot Top.
Wounded. Deeply.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:04pm.
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I actually REALLY liked that song,and the video made my nips hard.
Is there something wrong w/me?
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:31pm.
Great avitar
I beg Mickey to do something with those tendrils of his before the Oscars. I can't look at his hair anymore, it really disgusts me!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:27pm.
I hope Rourke or Sean Penn wins. I really think it is going to be hard for Pitt to beat Penn. Sean blended completely into the character.
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I didn't see Rourke's movie, but Sean gave an AMAZING performance, absolutely AMAZING. I loved that movie deeply. Unforch, I loathe Sean Penn with a passion, so even though I can say he deserves to be a contender, and even though I've not seen Rourke's movie, I'm TEAM HATCHET FACE!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel, you are the one who usually gives me the good laugh of the day. Thanks for everything.
She's only in it for the PR. Notice how she's not interacting with him at all. It's about her and the camera. The last time M.K. had pics of these two, wasn't it the same?
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:30pm.
whats up with his fingernails?
fungus?
they look like little oyster shells.
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LMAO....you should have seen them in the movie The Wrestler.
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ah cool thank you for the info and I think you're right.
I did see the wrestler and noticed it then.
ps it's a good movie and you don't have to like wrestling to enjoy it. i sure as hell don't.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I hope Rourke or Sean Penn wins. I really think it is going to be hard for Pitt to beat Penn. Sean blended completely into the character.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:03pm.
Angel, I couldn't watch the whole thing, but thanks. See, I'm cut from a finer cloth.
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ha! I didn't even look at it myself. The 3 seconds it took to flip it over here was quite enuff, thanks:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
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his hands are all blown up like something is wrong w/his kidneys or aome shit
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
I doubt Mickey will win an Oscar, but I'd love to hear him give a wild, sloshed, acceptance speech. Def more inneresting than, say, Brad.
Uh, she's Jewish and her brother's name is Ira. Just check www.Jewssip.com for a list of everyone who is Jewish or part Jewish.
Where the hell is Mrs. Kravitz?
--he knows he got lucky, to be given another chance at fame, so he's using her juicy young ass to maximize his moment, 'flashing the pimp sign', as my friend used to call it. yes, little nazi girl, he's a DOG. get over it.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:30pm.
whats up with his fingernails?
fungus?
they look like little oyster shells
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Hahahaha! Love that! I was thinking they looked rather disgusting and filthy myself!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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I find Rourke sexy in a douchebag freakish kinda way. I'd do him in a New York minute. I'd choose death over Marilyn Manson however.
And this bitch needs to STFU. She deserves less respect than a toothless truckstop meth addicted hooker. Bitch you are a piece of ass with a bigger bank account and a dentist, that's what makes you appear better than a street whore. Don't even try to tell me you got where you are on talent alone! Bitch please. You fucked your way to anyone knowing who your boring bland looking flat chested ass is. (That must be a pussy and asshole of gold because homegirl got a chest like my 8 year old nephew)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Actually Manson probably likes copy cats, considering HE IS ONE.
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This stupid impressionable bitch borrowed the look from another impressionable but smart bitch from Betty Paige.
Again, if they weren't famous, they'd be walking around SoHo and The Village, even Chelsea saying "Look at me!"
This what becomes of famewhore types who aren't really beautiful or distinctive enough to have people just notice them for their beauty.
The beauties are living uptown being taken care of by rich husbands.
Silly twat.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:02pm.
Mozart the cat for hot slut!!!
Wow, she looks incredibly flat chested.
Fuck those spammers. If ya wanna hook up, go to aff or passion.com (same site). Fun watching live webcams all over the world. I set my profile to private, though.
Here is the Marilyn Manson video featuring ERW getting fucked with blood dripping everywhere. Blech.
Or go to youtube, and search for Mariln Manson Evan Rachel Wood music video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX1fqMGQWtI
I'm on Team Rourke in this. Her statement was disingenuous and blatantly mean spirited.
How about a plain old "no comment", Evan? Why come off bitchy and defensive?
Angel, I couldn't watch the whole thing, but thanks. See, I'm cut from a finer cloth.
I'm sorry...if I was forced to do the nasty (and it would be) with him...I'd have to be stone cold tore up (close to OD'ing) and have a friend pop out of somewhere and hold my hair back while I vomit my intestines out.
I've had some WTF morning after moments (like wanting to chew your arm off ormove to another planet) but he's just fricking nasty.
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Submitted by jackymoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:00pm.
YOUR SPAMMING ASS HAS BEEN REPORTED!!!!!
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michael K posted this a while back:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/9927
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@SICKITTEN:
Weirdness, its not that easy to find..
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NX1fqMGQWtI
but on the way I DID see how this bitch TOTALLY co-opted Dita's look. Icky.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
manson (oh God, not the beloved poster of DListed) reminds me of those kids who grew up poor from a shitty town, moved to NYC, walk through SoHo wearing deviant hair and makeup secretly screaming, "Look at me!"
Yeah, look at you, you probably grew up on food stamps and W.I.C. programs. Nigga, puhleaze
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:26pm.
I think that Mickey is probably a very naughty boy in the sack.
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Well, okay, maybe I'd hit it with all the lights off.
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I'd hit it in the broad daylight. I find my shame pretty sexy;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Someone post a link to this supposed vid
I just watched the rubber doll Manson video (ahh..the first few seconds) and he's such a freak. BUT, he's smart as shit. It's all makeup and the shock factor.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:36pm.
Okay, I found this trying to google the rubber suit, that's as far as I go...
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/lashbdsm/the_rubber_doll_and_ast...
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Actually, that is Brad and Angelina....
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:26pm.
I think that Mickey is probably a very naughty boy in the sack.
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Well, okay, maybe I'd hit it with all the lights off.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
SICKITTEN
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Okay, was she or was she NOT fucking Marilyn Manson, world's biggest creep, with blood dripping everywhere, in a video for the whole GD world to see?
Respect, my ass.
EvilShoe: Who's that grandpa dude who hangs out with Shia now?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:30pm.
whats up with his fingernails?
fungus?
they look like little oyster shells.
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LMAO....you should have seen them in the movie The Wrestler.
His fingersnails are opaque (like haha "oyster shells") big, and curved. He could have this:
Clubbing of the fingers — fingertips widen and become round. Nails curve around your fingertips, more convex. Proximal nail fold feels spongy. Caused by enlargement in connective tissue as compensation for a chronic lack of oxygen. e.g. severe emphysema Lung disease is present in 80 percent of people who have clubbed fingers. It may also appear in chronic infections especially abscesses, lung cancer, chronic lung (chronic bronchitis, emphysema) and heart disease, longstanding TB, congenital heart disease, cyanotic, primary biliary cirrhosis.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:48pm.
Stop it you guys. Gonna have a coronary.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:35pm.
dodo head here should have stayed in skool.
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I can't. Can't even breathe.
HAHA!
So screwing Manson on a video and copying his ex's look is NOT why people don't respect you???......
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here's the rubber doll suit I am referring to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkw4_lXx4bQ
Can't believe you guys don't remember this fuckery.
Enjoy!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:37pm.
I think what she really meant to say is: "He's too single for me."
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Hahahahaha...or not quite repulsive enough.
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