Poor Widdle Ashton
Welcome to the real word, Asshole Kutcher. Little Ashton Kutcher posted a video this morning of him crying and whining after the construction workers next door woke him from his baby sleep at 7:30 in the morning. Ashy bitched that he's been dealing with it for six months and then called his neighbor a "jackass" and a "dickweed." I don't know who he's calling a jackass with that hat on.
After his video douche rant, Ashy took to updating his Twitter about the situation. He said his "SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick" was polluting the whole neighborhood with the noise.
Ashy's neighbor told TMZ that he's just acting "silly." You hear that, Ashy? You are silly! The man added that according to laws or something he has the right to start construction at 7 in the morning. The dude claims Ashton's dick bag kingdom took 10 years to build and everyone in the neighborhood had to put up with the noise.
Ashy later twittered that it was all a joke and he didn't really mean it, "I'm not saying im not pissed at the banging but common." Yeah, everyone. COMMON! Please, you know the dumb bitch just felt stupid that everyone was laughing at him for being such a whiny fool.
If he wants to hear real noise, he should move to fucking NYC. Recently I got woken up at 3 in the morning by some bitch on the street who was screaming that someone stole her pet ferret! No joke. Did I get weepy about it? No. I stuck my ears plugs in, blasted my dream soundtrack and continued dreaming about Rojo Caliente gently combing my hair.
And how long have we put up with the noise pollution coming out of Ashton's mouth hole? Yeah, consider this payback.
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My favorite part of this story is that he said he thinks its so funny that this is a news story... isn't he the one who put it ON THE WEB????? and for someone who is not that calm at 7... who tapes themself at 7 a.m. and then puts it on the web... to quote someone from last week... Lord I hate this bitch...
I'm sure he doesn't worry about the neighbours when he's got to film something at 6am on location.
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Can't blame him...my neighbour had some construction on his house & from 6am you could hear drills & all sorts of machines...even on weekends!! It was so frustrating, but thankfully only lasted 2 weeks
What a friggin' nouveau upper eschelon prick... please get way over yourself...and ps..your wife is lame.....www.mermaidsmilk.com
What a tool usually people are at work,on their way to work, or getting ready to go work at 7:30 asshole. And LOL at Michael K. Some bitch is always waking me up too.
And, please don't breed! Your kids don't want to take care of you...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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Hey asshole, it's call A JOB! And a hell of a lot of people in the country don't have ONE!
Get your ass out of bed and get Demi her breakfast and make yourself useful you arrogant spoiled rotten little cunt!
What douchery! And you'd think he'd be able to afford a better digi-cam.
"Cougar placenta"? Was ashton thinking about Demi's desire for having more babies?...
Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
The (drywall) contractors were prolly like "lets wake the douchebag next door, lets go hammer on the steel pipes".
u little girl that is how real people get things done going to work in the morning
I think it's more like, "Lookit the house the dumb fucks who watched G.I. Jane built".
Lookit the house that dumb fucks who watch Punk'd built.
he always talks like that
maybe he should get a job.
almost every one i know is up before 730am to go to WORK.
I know I am late on the comments but is he wearing a retainer? or does he always talk like that? with a strange lisp - or wait was he acting? I am confused by the brilliance of Mr. Ashton
7:30 isn't that early for construction to start.
He's probably more pissed about the "view" getting ruined, the place being an "eye sore", or something like that.
I suggest planting fast growing trees. Oleanders are great.
Wow must nice!!! He has a house and a job. He does not have to worry about living from pay check to pay check like most people these days. He is worried about sleep!!!!!!!!! must be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about the poor sods who have to get up at five to get to the site? You prick, go and get your sugar mummy to wipe your tears.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
When will this cheesedick finally disappear?
waaaaaaaahhhhh..poor little fucktard ashton has to wake up to a neighbors noise. wow..no one else has EVER experienced that. seriously, because you are a celebrity do you think you are entitled to perfect neighbors and perfect sleep?? BESIDES THAT..i am already in work at 7:00 AM..and most people are up anyway working in the real world..get a life you fuckface bitch
For being woken up early to construction and being grumpy, he looks pretty good. I hate when neighbors build and you can't get any peace in your own house for weeks or months.
Still & all...I would suck this dude's dick dry. Any day. He's always been able to get my ovaries a'rattlin'....lol.
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Jebus fucking christ, I can't stand this "dude". I woke up to my neighbors running a fucking WOODCHIPPER last week. Do I bitch about it? No. It's called shit that people have to do when they have to do it. Yes, it can be annoying, but if they have the right to do so... LET IT FUCKING GO. Like Ashton never has annoyed anybody on his dumb ass shows. What a certifiable douche!
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OK so I'm home now and I watched it with sound.
Heh heh.
"I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose it! I'm, gonna LOSE it on this guy!"
I can't believe Demi - or anyone - finds this guy fuckable. I don't care what you're packing. I don't - CAN'T - fuck tards.
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"Welcome to the real word, Asshole Kutcher." "I don't know who he's calling a jackass with that hat on."
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You think that's hot, just wait until my Rolls comes back with its new spinning rims and Rhinestrips on the hood. But the piece de resistance will be the rubber dick-and-balls hanging from my back bumper. SWEET!
Neighbors who don't care about the noise they generate suck ass. Yapping dogs make my head explode.
We finally found out what Jason Lee named his new daughter: SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!! Adorable!
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@ Karen Flatts....
...let a skank get their hands on a Chanel jacket and see what happens.
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I don't blame you-- I'm so friggin lazy I never even set up a siggie to begin with, so I understand the lazy gene. Anyway, I'm gonna go bedazzle my Dolce and Gabbana suit now-- hope I can find a nice Gucci bag to have embroidered with the first Initial of my boyfriends last name in hot pink thread.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:44pm.
@ Karen Flatts....
...let a skank get their hands on a Chanel jacket and see what happens.
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hahahahahaha! This cracked me up, and is siggie worthy, but I'm a lazy pussy who has a siggie from a commercial that hasn't aired in like two years, so.....yeah.
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I don't blame you-- I'm so friggin lazy I never even set up a siggie to begin with, so I understand the lazy gene. Anyway, I'm gonna go bedazzle my Dolce and Gabbana suit now-- hope I can find a nice Gucci bag to have embroidered with the first Initial of my boyfriends last name in hot pink thread.
@ Karen Flatts....
...let a skank get their hands on a Chanel jacket and see what happens.
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hahahahahaha! This cracked me up, and is siggie worthy, but I'm a lazy pussy who has a siggie from a commercial that hasn't aired in like two years, so.....yeah.
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I agree with Karen. Short nails with FM are still classy. I won't let the strippers take that away from me!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:56pm.
Sickitten: Yeah, I'm sorry about the French manicure. It used to be a nice look, for rich refined women, but it was co-opted, hijacked. The white part started getting whiter and longer and more square and it went off the rails.
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Personally, I agree that the FM looks tacky the way that strippers,porn stars and the fry cooks at KFC wear it: e.g. the acrylic 6 inch talons with sparkles in the polish, lined with silver/gold flecks, patterns in the white tip...tacky. However, I have short natural nails that are done in a very pale pink with a clean white tip, and it is the only polish that has ever looked good with my skin tone.
It's the same with anything-- thigh high boots (yes, some can be classy) wedge heels, leather pants...let a skank get their hands on a Chanel jacket and see what happens. I'm guessing fringe will be added and it will turn into a crop, just for starters.
OT-- Ashton Kutcher is a total tard.
Submitted by nclgemini on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:10pm.
So fucking weird! I totally had a dream about this douche last night! I dreamt that He was driving a tiny golden pinto! haha!
Very INteresting! If I was a psychiatrist I would say that you have a need to see douchebags explode.LOL
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Submitted by Lohohater on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:33pm.
90% of the population is up at 7:30 am, you strawberry-boysenberry douchebag. he needs a reality check, in the form of a beat down.
Very funny.... Notice tuff guy dint say anything to the workers or even the owner; he just made a whiny vid and posted it. If what I found out about the neighbor's wealth is right, the neighbor is not real worried about Mr. Kutcher.
He sounds odd, like his false teeth are out or something. He sounds garbled.
Couldn't twat face just get some earplugs? Or sleep between Demi Whores thighs? Pussy.
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"I don't know who he's calling a jackass with that hat on."
hahaha! ashton is among the most annoying people on earth. i HATED punked. not funny. dorky. he doesn't seem smart or cool
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:32pm.
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I see your point, but Ashton is a DOUCHE! Yeah, he can be funny and shit, but there's not doubt in my mind that Sean Penn or Russel Crowe are EXCELLENT actors, they are also MEGA DOUCHES!! This bastid is not someone you want to hang out with since he basically rejected his disabled brother once he got famous...His fucking real name isn't even Ashton. He's a pretentious, spoiled, egotistical MEGADOUCHE who should just die already....
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Ashton is a bit on the douchey side!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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My limited knowledge of this guy is that reason he went into bio-engineering was inspired (not completed, grant you) by his fraternal twin who suffered from a severe heart impairment.
90% of the population is up at 7:30 am, you strawberry-boysenberry douchebag. he needs a reality check, in the form of a beat down.
if i had a chance to make money punking my friends and putting it on TV...hell yeah, i'd do it...i'm the odd man out again, but i'd hang out with Ashton in a second...if you can make me laugh, you're a friend of mine...and i've laughed my ass off at punked...yeah, yeah, i know i suck...i'm also NOT a morning person so i'd prolly snap too, but i wouldn't post it on utube...that wasn't the smartest of career moves...Ashton owes the neighbor an apology and its beef over
And, another thing that makes me uncool: i like twitter, yeah I said it...when terrorists bombed Mumbai, India, people were twittering as it was happening two blocks from the sites...i was getting info before it was appearing on media...i only felt a tenth of what they felt, but it was a very powerful experience...without twitter, i would've missed getting to see life through the eyes of someone very different than myself
Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:09pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:56pm.
For a brief, dismal period in my life I both a) had fake nails, and b) worked retail.
I could not count change or do the simplest task with those nails, and they were not two inch long talons.
Everytime I made my bed and lifted the corner of the mattress to put on the fitted sheet, I'd pop off an acrylic nail.
How do peeps function with those dagger claws???
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
So fucking weird! I totally had a dream about this douche last night! I dreamt that He was driving a tiny golden pinto! haha!