Thursday, January 29th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Chick-to-dude tranny alert! Pete Wentz is proud of his old douchestache - Just Jared
Adriana Lima is nipple shy - Egotastic!
Ceiling Eyes at a gas station, but I'm more interested in those delicious snack pies - Hollywood Tuna
The ultimate British man looks like a stroke victim who was just hit with a piece of wood - Towleroad
Can Michael Lohan just drown in his own verbal vomit already? - Hollywood Rag
Joaquin Phoenix's craziness is authentic - Lainey Gossip
Twit and Twat go dignity shopping at the 99 Cent Store - Popsugar
John Cleese has quit his crazy menopausal Barbie doll - Daily Mail
There's a whore at the end of the rainbow (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Celebrity Fat Club - Cityrag
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I've come to the conclusion Adriana Lima isn't really that pretty.
She only really looks good from one angle. Basically if her head isn't hanging down and isn't making fuck me eyes up at the camera, she just looks like an oversized Bratz doll. Also, can't she keep her mouth closed? Fuck. She's so fucking sleazy looking, and not in the good way.
Is there a single picture of her where she's not making those disgusting "fuck me" eyes at the camera or her dick sucking mouth wide open like that?
I mean, she might as well just stick to Playboy, for fuck's sake. None of her photo shoots are classy.
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The ultimate British guy looks a bit like Derek Zoolander.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i hate myself for saying this out loud, but at first glance i thought this was anthony kiedis of the chili peppers...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I laughed my a** off after: "Adriana Lima is nipple shy" written in that dorky Just Jared style. I was always wondering if that guy does it on purpose or is Just Jared really a dorky dweeb.
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There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.
--Buddha
It's good to see my beloved Adriana getting some coverage on this site instead of the usual oxygen-thieving reality show twats.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Thank God John Cleese came to his senses. How desperate to laid can a man be? Just go to Vegas a rent a hooker.
I can't stand Adriana Lima!
In Ever Single Picture she takes she tries to be sultry by looking up at you from under her lashes. Guess what? You don't look sexy Adriana, you look demonic and/or possessed!
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
I've had the worst day, and looking at Pete Wentz's fug face doesn't help with the rage I've already built up from people jumping down my throat all fucking day.
Anyway...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Wentz looks like Yitzhak from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Fallout Boy is like a poor man's Panic at the Disco to me.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I wonder just how much Mimi loves Mary Cary. Every time I see a pic, I have to close my eyes and shake my head to see that it's not Mariah. She's, like, really the best living caricature ever.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
What's the big deal about Pete Wentz? I watched part of fallout boy's show and got bored. Moved on.
I have to say Pete sports that dirty Sanchez quite nicely!!!
@soultaker: You made my afternoon with this:
I love my nephew, but everytime I see him my soul dies a little. Plus I have to sit on my hands to stop myself from shaving his head.
"Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good
has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she
did before meeting SaMANtha (sic)."
What gifts is Michael Lohan talking about?
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Interesting, I personally think Lindsay is Ruining Samantha's life!!! Samantha is gonna get her heart broken, because Lindsay will crave Peen again!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I think british dude has a hair lip
My 14 yr old nephew thinks Pete Wentz is cool and dyed his hair black and has it cut in that same douchey, over-the-eyes stupid emo way as Wentz.
I love my nephew, but everytime I see him my soul dies a little. Plus I have to sit on my hands to stop myself from shaving his head.
Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:58pm.
Ultimate British dude = Hugh Laurie
OH YES!!
Speaking of Jews, where is our beloved Mrs. Kravitz? Really love her. Did she have to pull off and go into DListed rehab. I may soon. MK is a drug along with you minions.
My Fav Jew. I love it!
The ultimate British male kind of looks like Paul Rudd.
http://www.myfavouritejew.com/clientimages/f39968a2923bd4a9d923e3dd150tn...
When will that HORSY-FACE Heidi MonSTAG and her latent homo boydouche go away? Why are they anywhere near a camera? They contribute nothing to society and are quite irritating!!
Pete should've used his guyliner to fill in the gaps in that thing.
(and not to threadjack, but Clive Owen is a Brit banger I could sink my teeth into.)
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Olivier Martinez is French.
Oui Oui Le Dirty Olivier.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
I know. But that is my point.
Oliver Martinez is british?. Hugh Laurie yeah, but only if he perpetually plays his role as Dr. House.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Ultimate British Man: Russell Brand *vomit*
Sick,
I think Olivier French.
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Its never over, my kingdom for a
kiss upon her shoulder.
Its never over, all my riches for
her smiles when I slept so soft against her.
ok, there's a definite 'hair' theme today
reminds me of 80s mustaches. blech
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The ultimate British guy is Olivier Martinez
Pete Wentz can't be more ridiculous. Nope. That's impossible.
That "ultimate british man" sort of looks like Patrick Dempsey.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The perfect British man is Colin Firth...HE IS A GWAD!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
Ultimate British Man: Jeremy Irons.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
I think the ultimate British man kinda looks like Pete Wentz.
Further to that I also think Pete should seriously consider a move to England ... soon, bonus points if he takes the rest of the Simpsons along with him
Amazing. The only man on earth who looks less masculine WITH a moustache.
I would advise most people not to have plastic surgery but Pete needs to talk to several surgeons ASAP about a new face.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Haha! Horsey and Spooger at the 99 cent store--are they FINALLY realizing their level of potential? finally?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
merci
SICKKITTEN. The ultimate British man, Eddie Izzard!!
pete wentz is the ultimate fug man. Fug
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
El Bastardo, who is that in your avi?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:52pm.
That Audrina link says she has more junk in her trunk...her booty looks pretty flat to me!
it did? when i click on it it says" adriana lima is a topless tease" LOL
---lol not Adriana..Audrina aka "ceiling eyes"
LOL..oops( ok yea i see it) thats offensive!
Ahh..my bad. I think Newsies is the only thing ive seen him in w/o an american accent, and now that i think of it it didnt sound aussie. Newsies, uggh
Thanks elb.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:55pm.
Are you saying that you look like Senor Christian Bale? Pictures or didn't happen.
I wish. I'm hideous!!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Nah, he was born in wales but spent time in england and other places. But he identifies as british.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:58pm.
DG, why does Pete inspire so much hate in me too? He hasn't done anything except be a tranny emo douchebag...although the whole thing about him wearing Aslee's pants TOTALLY annoyed the shit outta me.
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It's his face, his music, it's the way that he dresses, it's the shit that comes out of his mouth. Especially the shit that spews from his mouth!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:52pm.
That Audrina link says she has more junk in her trunk...her booty looks pretty flat to me!
it did? when i click on it it says" adriana lima is a topless tease" LOL
---lol not Adriana..Audrina aka "ceiling eyes"
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I never stay on topic :)
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:53pm.
i think christian bale is aussie.
Welsh. Congrats on CT win!!
When I first saw the pic (of Pete), I thought maybe the pregnant "man" had had he second baby.
Ultimate British dude = Hugh Laurie.