Jennifer Aniston Wouldn't Get With This
You would think that Jennifer Aniston would fall in love with any dude who had a pulse and a high sperm count. Well, she made an exception about the "pulse" thing for John Mayer. Jenny says she has some standards. She told Access Hollywood that she won't date a dude with a shag carpet attached to his back. She said, “I got to say, that’s a deal breaker. The occasional rogue hair, I can easily help that one out."
She's lying. If the dude told her his back hair was really a fertility field, you know she'd be scooting her vag all over that shit. And you can get Epilady to make a high-powered back plucker, Jen. Don't be so damn picky! Take a few hundred gallons of NADS to that shit. For the record: NADS is junk....so I've hard.
Jen's deal breaker reminds me of a dude I once had sexy talk with on the internet. He sent me a face picture and he was definitely worth washing my parts out for. We got to cyberfucking and then he warned me that he was kind of hairy. God gave me fingers to pluck pubes out of my mouth, so this didn't really bother me. And then he sent me a picture of him topless. The Harry and the Hendersons theme song started playing in my head. It would be like fucking a dead bear rug. And no, I didn't hit it. I don't want rug burns on my ass lips.
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Hm.. Eww..I get goose bumps from looking at this pictures for 2 seconds and cannot continue to actually read the text of the post.
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Brad loves to drink,” an insider told Star. “He looks forward to his Heineken,”
Another insider says the heavier drinking has only started recently.
“He used to have two or three beers because Angie wouldn't let him get drunk,” said the source. “But now he'll have a six-pack at one sitting, easily. No food. Just beer.”
The idea of Brad knocking back brewskies is not sitting well with Jolie.
“Angie really let Brad have it,” said a friend about an episode that happened after the Golden Globes. “He was pulling her around all night. At one point, Brad practically pushed her over a hedge as they were heading into the VIP section. Angie just snapped. She was furious.”
The fact that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been nominated for so many acting awards is said to have exacerbated the situation because they're expected to attend so many parties where alcohol is prevalent.
“Brad's drinking more than usual,” said an insider. “When they went out to dinner in Berlin with friends, they both were drinking red wine. But Angie only had a glass and a half, while Brad downed almost a whole bottle!
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LMAO! Atleast Jenny isn't getting pushed over hedges anymore. I'm sure she's glad she dodged that drunk bullet! So fun to watch your man become an alcoholic after you have 6 kids with him(**sarcasm).
MK--You are one big fuckin' liar today....you know you let that guy stick the tip in; just like everybody on here would after 1 cocktail and a bad week at the office or with the kids at home
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she is so beautiful. every time i signed in ^^^^^^^^^richbutsingle com^^^^^^^^^ and there were always
many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site
where rich women can seek young cute men and men can
find extramarital affairs....they are picky, but they like her too.
That poor guy. Between the mullet and the back hair I'm absolutely NOT INTERESTED in knowing what his pubic region must look like.
The mullet this guy has is just as bad as the hairy back
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Britney! Please shave your back...oh wait, that's a guy. Are you suppossed to apply Rogaine all over your body?
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this HAD to have been at a Nascar race...
Wooly Bully.
My hobag GF waxed her man;s back stuff and the next day his back was bleeding from the place where the little ripped out follicles used to be.
ouch.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Jen had to turn down this hairy hunk of masculinity as he was already in a "threesome" with a ho named Angelina and her lover, Jenny
Werewolf. I can't stand body hair. Except on my pets. Meanwhile, I'd date Aniston b4 I'd date this ... guy(?) ... whatever.
backhair like this is not acceptable...if i have to trim my bush, this back hair shit must be mowed....
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Maybe we can cut Jen some slack. I'm sure she's not the first woman to be grossed out by back hair! Yes, of course a little hot wax wouldn't hurt the situation - but let's face it - men with back hair normally aren't the girly types that go for a wax job.
I'm gonna defend her by saying she has a good point. But of course I would take "back hair" over a good looking scumbag who has commitment issues and can't keep his dick in his pants and fucks around with his co-star while still married! Oops did I say that out loud?!lol
My dream date!!!
ok so once I was a professional masseuse...um ok, they were sensual massages..but whatev..and this guy comes in with a back just like that..ewww..and I was like, do u want the massage oil? and he was like umm..no..id have to shampoo it out..and i was like ok cool..and then I had to put my hands in that fur rug..and thank god he couldnt see my face cuz i was practically gaggging the whole time...i was desperately trying to think of a happy place. i quit doing massages soon after.
ch-ch-chia.
The hairy back is bad enough, but what about just going shirtless in the left field seats? There are women and children present!
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Sasquatch with a Mullet that is ;p
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Sasquatch Lives!!!!:P
My boo has a hairy chest and i think its way hot but i think back hair is where i reach my limit. Imagine all the hair left behind in the tub? Shivers...
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
This picture reminds me of "Forty Year Old Virgin" when Steve Carrel gets his chest hair waxed. Too freaking funny.
OMFG! Seeing that picture almost made me throw up my lunch! Fuckin' A!!
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The woman who does my waxing (not my back. Obviously)had a super hairy guy come to her and request a full body waxing cause he was competing in bodybuilding. He took Advil before he came, she got his arms and half his chest done and he had to stop. Said it hurt too much.
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This poor guy can't catch a break. Other than looking like he crazy glued a curly weave on his back, he has a greasy fucking mullet and a penis schnoz!!
BAN TRAILER-MANIA!!
if no-hair is her only requirement, it's not surprising she's single again!
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"For the record: NADS is junk....so I've hard."
I've "hard" that it was junk too.
i had a friend almost that hairy. poor guy couldn't get a girl to save his soul. it's up there with cyclops and other deformities
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and the white man called him Sasquatch
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I have to admit, I dated a man with a rug on his back for about 4 weeks. Great fucker, I guess the hair sopped up the sweat and made him work better I guess.
Once I asked him to shave, the relationship ended.
It must have been his achilles heel I suppose.
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Matka Boska that is one hairy motherfucker.
Chest hair rocks. I tend to agree with Jen on the back hair thing--its just not attractive. However, the worst thing is shoulder hair--I feel for the guys who sprout that shit.
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Just looking at that hairy back makes me want to cough up a furball.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Once when I was someplace in Asia by myself, I saw this guy on some public transport who had the hairiest hands I've ever seen. Straight up monkey paws. I kid you not. I kept looking around to see if other people were taking in this information with me but I wasn't seeing any reaction. It's one of the only times I was really frustrated that I wasn't traveling with someone. It didn't have the impact necessary when I later tried to tell people about it.
It's just not okay.
Knowing he can't help it, he could take a few Nair baths.
I'm just sayin'.
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Cyber sex hahahaa what about text sex? lol its so lame and hot all at the same time!!!
Its easier for a man to deal with being hairy but what about us ladies? I am saving up to get as much of it lazered off as possible!
I tried one of those epilady shit a while back and let me tell you that was BEYOND painful!
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Additional: Mr. Green Is Good has a nice hairy chest. Works for me!
Ironically, he has baby smooth legs that would make any woman jealous. I certainly am! Ha ha!
but what do you do when your husband seems to have grown a bear rug on his back in the last year! When I married that fool he had NO back hair...
Dude looks like Charlie Sheen wearing a fugly sweater!
I don't mind a little hair - men are supposed to be hairy. My boyfriend's chest hair is the hotness.
My friend's husband has the hair sweater thing going on, but he has a great sense of humor about it. He has even dyed it wacky colors.
Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the word "hirsute" sounds like "hair suit?"
*vomit burp*
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Its never over, all my riches for
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And I agree. I don't want to sleep with Homo sapien's missing link. Hairy dudes turn me off.
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This picture is disgusting! I almost ralphed all over my desk top.
Niiiiiiice mental images today, MK!
One of the few things I'd agree with her about.
Btw, she, apparently, isn't obsessed with having babies. In fact, she's the other way as she doesn't want to put on weight and all the other good stuff that comes with it apparently.
Still, it gets her tabloid coverage.
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the mitten thing is awesome...if you want to remove your skin not hair that is...is like rubbing sandpaper on your legs and leaves you with blisters or no skin and all the hair tangled too boot...but you are welcome to do a little test...you will regret it though. ;-)
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I wish I could afford to get laser all over. Make me into a baby seal! ha!
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:05pm.
I feel bad for dudes who are super hairy. yuck.
hey anyone know that infomercial for some hair removal mitten thingy? you just rub this mitten on your skin and the hair come soff? it seems awesome but I bet it doesnt work.. anyone know?
--i saw that informercial also...i'm pretty sure it's too good to be true. but you try it out first and let me know ;)
edit--ok i see some of y'all have tried it and it sucks, just as i thought!
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
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I tried one of those a long time ago.
They totally suck if you actually have body hair.
I would imagine they would work if you are a light haired person with fine sparse hair, but alas, they were not for me with my Italian genes.
Funny thing, MK is right, any type of epilator rules. I got the Braun silk epil and it is amazing.
It looks like they poured glue on him and covered him in pubic hair.
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