Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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Is it going to be a comedy this time?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:11pm.
And neither of them looks at all like the real Bonnie Parker, who was a tall, skinny, cigar-smoking, mannish brunette.
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My thoughts exactly.
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"Peace out, y'all!" -Al Gore
Whats next?? Pulp Fiction starring Zac Effron???
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Duff? Fuck No.
If Faye would like to pull together an angry mob to rush that set with torches and burn everything to the ground I'd be happy to join her.
All of Hollywood should be given a pink slip. No filming out of LA industry for 20 years. They don't even give a fuck anymore.
What a catty thing to say. HD was an actress before she ever sang. She has good stage presence. And I thought she was excellent as 'Yawnika' opposite John Cusack. I didn't think she'd have it in her but she aced the role. I, too, had forgottern she had earned her acting chops as a teenager. I say good for her. I'd like to see half the fuckwats on here try to act. It's harder than it looks.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
And neither of them looks at all like the real Bonnie Parker, who was a tall, skinny, cigar-smoking, mannish brunette.
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hilary duff has got to realize that she's got 1. no talent and that 2. that rain song was only listened to by fat and depressed women. aka bush.
girrrl, get a real job!
Remarkable!
There is no other Bonnie Parker except for Faye, but on the other hand......Who the fuck is Kevin Zegers?????
I've been "asleep" for awhile.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
As long as I get to see that Duff bitch get fucked the fuck up at the end, I'm on board.
Faye Dunaway for Hot Slut of the Day for this comment.
Love Faye as much as I do, shouldn't someone remind her that she was in "Mommie Dearest" -- a real actress, indeed...
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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." - Britney Jean Spears
With that said, who is going to put to money in that?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I love Faye. Her best though was Mommie Dearest.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Loves it.
For the life of me, I can't understand why Hilary Duff gets work at all. She was only cute as a chubby teen. I don't think she's aged well and she can't fucking act worth a shit.
Faye is totally right.
They could have gotten Scarlett or Amy Adams or Rachel McAdams.
This remake is going to totally suck!!! Again, Hollywood fucking up another classic.
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
I'm with The StraightMan!
BTW, if you look at pictures of the REAL Bonnie & Clyde, they were NOT lookers like Beatty and Dunaway!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dunaway should remember that she was a fashion model when she broke into film....that said....
Hilary Duff as Bonnie???Bwahhaaaahahaaaaa!
Faye was stunningly gorgeous in the face, but those tatas is SUPER SAGGY!
Anywho, she's right, saggy tits or not.
STOP WITH REMAKES AND SEQUALS, JUST STOP!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You're fucking kidding me.
YES!!!! Thank you Misz Dunaway. It takes one of those old timers to administer a proper biotch slap!
Faye Dunaway, you are one mean biatch.
And we love you dearly.
Cheers you nasty old woman, cheers.
Ha ha! I love catty old bitches!