Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:48pm.
You Sick-O!
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TITS,
Threesome with Paris and the garbage man?
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:35pm.
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I never heard of this dude. Am I the only man on the planet that hasn't fucked Paris?????
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Fraid so! Possibly with the exeption of Michael K.
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If that´s true that´s just goes to show how fucking desperate that Parasite has become, because from his photos and what I´ve read about him, he´s probably, most definitely, gay.
So Paris can add fag hag to her long list of accomplishments
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I never heard of this dude. Am I the only man on the planet that hasn't fucked Paris?????
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I've fucked her, and so has my garbageman.
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ImpertinentVixen:
Here's the official FBI wanted poster that says that Bonnie originally had blonde hair but dyed it auburn.
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/clyde/clyde.htm
So, we're both right.
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Tigerlilly,
Not to mention wire coat hangers DO suck.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
FAYE DUNAWAY WAS ONE HOT FUCKING BITCH IN MOMMY DEAREST. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE WAS PANNED BY CRITICS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON A GODDAMN OSCAR FOR THAT ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT FUCKING PERFORMANCE.
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Mommie Dearest was THE most unintentionally HILARIOUS movie I've ever seen!
Faye needs to remember those days for sure (even though she's right about Hillary, there's likely no bigger stinker than Mommie Dearest).
And I LOVE Joan Crawford, and Christina deserved to get her ass beat! That child was the DEVIL and still is...Wreckin' her mama's rep after her death like that. Even Bette Davis who LOATHED Joan said Christina was trash for doing that shit and was a little spoiled bitch as a kid.
But I digress, this type of FUCKERY needs to STOP and STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I saw a picture of Paris today where her face looked really square. I don't know what shape her face is but it didn't look good there.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:36pm.
Hahaha! Yep.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/kevin-zegers-and-paris-...
Momus, here's one where she's really blonde:
http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~txhousto/articles_stories_etc/barrow.p...
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Bad idea, BAAAAD IDEA!
True story: Kevin Zegers (along with Samaire Armstong of The OC) filmed a shit movie at my high school ... he was short, unattractive and an asshole.
Hilary Duff needs to take some acting lessons.
BADDD IDEA!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:35pm.
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I never heard of this dude. Am I the only man on the planet that hasn't fucked Paris?????
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Fraid so! Possibly with the exeption of Michael K.
Its Simple America. Stop attending these remake crap fests and Hollywould if they could will be FORCED to come up with some new ideas.
HELLARY'S MCDUFF is the bloody end of it.
However, given the right script , cast , and director this tale of B & C could bear a new telling , it seems Warren Beatty took alot of liberties with the truth and the script , urban legend has it that Clyde was gay from prison time and kept rough trade around to help them pull bank jobs, Bonnie knew the score but loved the man anyways.. Mommie Faye's Bonnie even eludes to this in the line to Clyde
"You've got some strange ideas about love-makin which is no love makin at all"..
This current project sounds like a real bedshitter.
ROTTEN.
off with their heads.
Warren Beatty, STOP this madness...
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:29pm.
Based on the pics I saw via a Google image search, Kevin Zegers looks very Efron-esque.
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Very true, but unlike that wax-like pretty boy Zac Efron, Kevin Zegers has a dark edge to him which makes him interesting.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
FAYE DUNAWAY WAS ONE HOT FUCKING BITCH IN MOMMY DEAREST. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE WAS PANNED BY CRITICS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON A GODDAMN OSCAR FOR THAT ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT FUCKING PERFORMANCE.
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Damned right!
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Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:35pm.
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I never heard of this dude. Am I the only man on the planet that hasn't fucked Paris?????
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:35pm.
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
He was one of the lucky three to enter her foyer?
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:33pm.
In some pics, she's blondish and in other she's brunettish. I wonder if she dyed her hair as a disguise. If she did, then both of us would be right.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:30pm.
Lizzie McGuire
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
That's it.
Thanks!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
FAYE DUNAWAY WAS ONE HOT FUCKING BITCH IN MOMMY DEAREST. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE WAS PANNED BY CRITICS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON A GODDAMN OSCAR FOR THAT ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT FUCKING PERFORMANCE.
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Can you believe Kate Hepburn won Best Actress for On Golden Pond instead?
You old poop......
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:28pm.
Kevin Zegers was in Transamerica.
Heh. Ever since I saw that movie, I can't help but think Felicity Huffman looks tranny-ish.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:30pm.
Lizzie McGuire
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Actually, Bonnie was more blonde or ligher haired than brunette:
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/2/n/bonnie_1.jpg
But she still doesn't look much like Dunaway or Duff. I can't WAIT to hear Duff do a white trash Southern accent. Yee-haw!
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it was lizzie mcguire but i hate that i know that
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:28pm.
Kevin Zegers was in Transamerica.
Heh. Ever since I saw that movie, I can't help but think Felicity Huffman looks tranny-ish.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:30pm.
I give up!
I'm wracking my brain over here.
I know Hilary was the "star" of some kiddie Disney-type show, but for the life of me, I can't remember the name of it. Can anyone tell me what it was?
I REFUSE to Google her name.
She was in Lizzie McGuire
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Mr. Ashtray, that would be Lizzie McGuire.
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FAYE DUNAWAY WAS ONE HOT FUCKING BITCH IN MOMMY DEAREST. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE WAS PANNED BY CRITICS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON A GODDAMN OSCAR FOR THAT ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT FUCKING PERFORMANCE.
I give up!
I'm wracking my brain over here.
I know Hilary was the "star" of some kiddie Disney-type show, but for the life of me, I can't remember the name of it. Can anyone tell me what it was?
I REFUSE to Google her name.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I do think lindsay lohan was a better actress and if she didn't mess herself up she would be way ahead of hilary though.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:19pm.
I'm just laughing at that hand that looks like it's trying to grab Hilary Duff's boob.
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Ha ha, hey j'sgirl, I didn't see your post before I posted. We're naughty!
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From Wiki:
"Between 1997 and 2004, Zegers had starring or co-starring roles in many low-budget Canadian and horror films"
I wasnt aware the two had become synonomous?
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
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Based on the pics I saw via a Google image search, Kevin Zegers looks very Efron-esque.
That Kevin Zegers kid is kind of hot and he was pretty good in Transamerica.
This remake, however, is just ludicrous.
Kevin Zegers was in Transamerica.
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"Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:25pm.
I just looked up this Zegars guy and all i have to say is....FAGGOTRY"
Well, he was in "Air Bud."
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Faye has always been a HBIC. I gotta say the duffster looks kind of cute in that still though
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
http://lolavalentinos.etsy.com
http://lolavalentinos.blogspot.com
Hey. don't fuck with Faye fellas. This ain't her first time at the rodeo.
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damn!
TKO
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Also, I think they should stop casting the same people over and over. Really, the industry isn't realy open, but wouldn't that be boring if they had it more closed? never cast any of the young girls in movies, only cast the older ones like Julia roberts until they died? The younger ones only did TV and never had a shot at movies ? Well not till many years later.
The funniest thing in the whole post is the dude in Duff's pic that looks like he's going for her nip!
Movie: bad idea. I don't know who the dude is, either. Straight to DVD?
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Hello Tits!
Hi Sheeps!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I just looked up this Zegars guy and all i have to say is....FAGGOTRY
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:10pm.
As long as I get to see that Duff bitch get fucked the fuck up at the end, I'm on board.
heehee. I'd pay $11.50 to see a Peckinpah slo-mo of her body being pumped with bullets. They could add a round-counter in the lower right as in "Hot Shots."
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:16pm.
Is it going to be a comedy this time?
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sadly Mike I believe that's a given.
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I'd let Faye beat me with a wire hanger. I have daddy issues, so stop looking at me that way.
I'm just laughing at that hand that looks like it's trying to grab Hilary Duff's boob.
And I thought Fay Dunaway was AWESOME in Mommie Dearest! I love that movie.
I dunno how much hilary can do but I know she can act. I just don't know if she's like jennifer aniston where she well, I never realized jennifer aniston was this way until people kept saying it. But anyway, I just don't know if she is like jennifer aniston where she can only play a few certain roles. Even if that's true about jennifer though, she's still awesome at the ones she can do.
Hillary Duff does have some talent compared to most of the tweeny hollywood manufactured whores, and even if she does a passable acting job, this movie will still suck major ball sacks. It's a horrible idea. Horrible!
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