Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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I can almost hear/barf Hillary's "Reach Out, Touch Me" on the coming attractions.
Sad move Hollyweird producers.
My uncle gave a copy of Mommie Dearest to my grandmother one Christmas. She thought he was trying to tell her something, but she loved the gift none the less.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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i always thought joan looked like a mannish chola.Bette was brutal and elegant, Hottest dead slut in my book.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
I've seen "Mommie Dearest" at least 50 times, and I totally believe this.
Wish me luck. I'm off to play Jeopardy's online contestant search test!
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Deb for the win!!!! Represent some DListed smartitude! Go Deb, go Deb, it's your birfday!
Anyway, yeah I'm all team Joan with Christina vs. Joan bullshit and nothing can change my mind.
I'm team Faye here though, even though it was a bitchy thing to say, she's soooo right, BUT she made that STINKER of a movie "Mommie Dearest", so she should have at least recognized her shit stinks too...(as does her bad plastic surgery...just sayin'...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:08pm.
This quote is awesome! He's presumably talking about Marilyn Monroe, but it applies to most of today's actresses.
"Monroe was like Crawford. She had an affinity for the camera. There's lot of her type around today. They're not actresses-but creatures of the camera." - Joseph Mankiewicz
more crawford davis:
http://www.emulsioncompulsion.com/2008/05/15/reviews/dvd-reviews/joan-cr...
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Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:17pm.
The problem about celebrities today is that when they're bitchy, they're not really. Just catty, but in such a vapid, pathetic way. No way bitchy.
They're missing something you just can't quit put your finger on. Maybe it was just the glamorous era of the time. Kind of like my grandma's house was with the pink swag lamp, white furniture and ornate gold lamps. Stars back then just had a certain way of presenting and carrying themselves you do not see today.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
And yet another piece o' shit movie that I'll never see. So what else is new?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:22pm.
I've seen "Mommie Dearest" at least 50 times, and I totally believe this.
Wish me luck. I'm off to play Jeopardy's online contestant search test!
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What is.........."Good Luck"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
I've seen "Mommie Dearest" at least 50 times, and I totally believe this.
Wish me luck. I'm off to play Jeopardy's online contestant search test!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Everyone in Hollywood knows how much of a bitch Faye Dunnaway is.
The problem about celebrities today is that when they're bitchy, they're not really. Just catty, but in such a vapid, pathetic way. No way bitchy.
Making nonchalant, sharp , witty comments on "adversaries" is to me what a bitch truly is. The stars of Hollywood past showed this and had class about it to boot.
Tween tits like La Duff need more of this to subtly beat reality back into them.
ridiculous.. i'm with ms dunaway.
Momus, no significance. Halloween felt too late is all.
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whos idea was this twat fest?????
Im totally with Faye Dunaway who might be nuts but shes dead on with this.
Hlary Duff????? what a boring little twat ..
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Zing!!!
Sorry, but this made me laugh
"You hang around that woman long enough and you'll pick up all kinds of useless shit."
-Davis on Crawford
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:58pm.
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Nope. The book was published in '78. Joan died in '77. Christina knew she was dying too. Joan did find out about a book before her death and that's presumably why Christina was disinherited. The twins who were her heirs dispute Christina's allegations as well...
Read Mommie Dearest AGAIN, then read the discrepancies in the 25th anniversary editiion. Eye-opening.
That lil' whore was put in a convent because she lied about her age and FUCKED a guy before her 12th b'day. She admits it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
madam s.: http://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Rivals-Crawford-Bette-Davis/dp/B00095VKD...
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OUCH! You have to watch out for the grand dames of Hollywood that's for sure, cause they will chew up and spit out all of the wanna-be actresses running rampant in Hollywood! MMmmmeeeeoow!
joan and bette quotes about each other:
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews6/bette.htm
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Nobody did crazy better than Bette. Case in point, "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte".
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:59pm.
You've got a deal.
But, why September 1, 2009? Does that date have some hidden, arcane, occult significance to dlisted veterans that I don't know about?
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:03pm.
Kicking, putting on weight belts to throw the other's back out, bitchy comments etc... It goes on.
Even when Crawford died, Davis would still bitch about her.
Bitches forever!
Bette Davis singing "I'm writing a letter to Daddy" in that movie scared the shit out of me when I was a child.
Super CREEPY!
I LOVE it!!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Faye is right, only problem is there are very few young actress in Hollywood today that can actually act. They're all just whores who are blowing someone to be on Disney, The CW, a "reality" show or just plain blowing someone in a "leaked" sex tape and that doesn't take any talent.
What few real actresses we have (Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett etc) wouldn't be caught dead remaking a classic like Bonnie & Clyde for some douchebag execs who only want the flick to appeal to the ADD crowd, that being anyone under 21.
Hollywood used to have real stars, now we just have "celebrities" and there's a big difference between the two.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:02pm.
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LMAO thanks! And I wouldn't dare of it! ;P
I want to read more about the Joan Crawford/Bette Davis feud. That sounds fantastic. I'll have to do a little research at Amazon.
I wanna see a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" starring Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston! YES! Cinema GOLD!
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jesus.
you're not just a pretty face in diabetic socks are you!
THAT'S BRILLIANT YOU FUCKING WHORE!
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Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:57pm.
WE ARE GLAD TO GODDAMN FUCKING HAVE YOU. JUST DONT HIT ON MY GIRLS. THERES NOTHING FUCKING OFF LIMITS HERE. YOU CAN EVEN MAKE FUN OF WHITEY DARKY SLOPEHEAD OR CHIEF SPREAD EAGLE.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:59pm.
The Bette Davis / Joan Crawford feud was one of the best. I loved Bette saying that Joan's eyebrows looked like "African caterpillars".
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Whatever Happened to Baby Jane is the zenith of that feud. The shit that happened on that set is legendary.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:57pm.
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Oh yes. I do know that...
But there were others that did come to Joan's defense as well.
And yes, we need more on screen bitches that loathe each other making movies together...
I wanna see a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" starring Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston! YES! Cinema GOLD!
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OUTSTANDING!!!!!
That is the best movie idea I think I've ever heard!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:51pm.
Tiger lilly,
you do know that Bette Davis' daughter wrote a unflattering tell all too?
pot meet kettle hahahha
it's funny because she and joan loathed each other.
we need more of that.
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Oh yes. I do know that...
But there were others that did come to Joan's defense as well.
And yes, we need more on screen bitches that loathe each other making movies together...
I wanna see a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" starring Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston! YES! Cinema GOLD!
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Holy shite! That's brilliant >rubbing hands together and shifting eyes<
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:56pm.
The Bette Davis / Joan Crawford feud was one of the best. I loved Bette saying that Joan's eyebrows looked like "African caterpillars".
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oh god
i'm hearing martin short doing her and saying that line! LOL
i didn't see it momus, did you take me up on my bet?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:31pm.
FAYE DUNAWAY WAS ONE HOT FUCKING BITCH IN MOMMY DEAREST. EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE WAS PANNED BY CRITICS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON A GODDAMN OSCAR FOR THAT ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT FUCKING PERFORMANCE.
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Mommie Dearest was THE most unintentionally HILARIOUS movie I've ever seen!
Faye needs to remember those days for sure (even though she's right about Hillary, there's likely no bigger stinker than Mommie Dearest).
And I LOVE Joan Crawford, and Christina deserved to get her ass beat! That child was the DEVIL and still is...Wreckin' her mama's rep after her death like that. Even Bette Davis who LOATHED Joan said Christina was trash for doing that shit and was a little spoiled bitch as a kid.
But I digress, this type of FUCKERY needs to STOP and STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
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Christina Crawford released her book BEFORE Joan Crawford died. Poor Joan was well aware of it. It's probably why she cut Christina out of her will.
Of course, the movie that was made later was the real posthumous bitch slap. But I love love love it. I don't believe what Christina wrote (I own a copy of the book tee hee) or how JC was prtrayed in the movie, but I still love eet! And Faye Dunaway was like the only actress who agreed to take the role (it was turned down by many) so I guess she had balls. or lacked integrity? I can't tell, and I don't care!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:51pm.
Tiger lilly,
you do know that Bette Davis' daughter wrote a unflattering tell all too?
pot meet kettle hahahha
it's funny because she and joan loathed each other.
we need more of that.
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Oh yes. I do know that...
But there were others that did come to Joan's defense as well.
And yes, we need more on screen bitches that loathe each other making movies together...
I wanna see a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" starring Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston! YES! Cinema GOLD!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, and hey everyone, I'm a long time reader and I finally decided to join. Just wanted to say that you guys are hilarious and make Dlisted that bit more amazing.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:42pm.
oh get a room already!
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The Bette Davis / Joan Crawford feud was one of the best. I loved Bette saying that Joan's eyebrows looked like "African caterpillars".
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I'd to see Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley play Bonnie and Clyde
and Warren Beatty and Faye play pats and eddie.
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I like how it looks like someone is trying to hold chipmunk's boob in the picture, idiot!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:42pm.
I THINK IT WAS THAT BITCH BETTE DAVIS WHO SENT JOAN A GODDAMN FUCKING CASE OF TOP SHELF VODKA WHEN SHE HEARD JOAN HAD FINALLY QUIT DRINKING. AND YA CHRISTINA IS A FUCKING BITCH. YOU JUST DONT DO THAT FUCKING STUFF. REGARDLESS. EVER.
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Submitted by Leandra on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:35pm.
Kevin Zegers was amazing in Transamerica, but I lost all respect for him when he was fucking Paris Hilton.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
I never heard of this dude. Am I the only man on the planet that hasn't fucked Paris?????
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Fraid so! Possibly with the exeption of Michael K.
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If that´s true that´s just goes to show how fucking desperate that Parasite has become, because from his photos and what I´ve read about him, he´s probably, most definitely, gay.
So Paris can add fag hag to her long list of accomplishments
He's not gay. Luckily, my friend who erm... found out he isn't had him before Paris.
My God, why can't they leave the classics alone? Or, like Faye says, get a REAL goddamn actress! Whoever thought of doing this remake and casting Chipmunk Duff should be thrown off a cliff.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
That hot bitch was RIGHT there.
JOAN CRAWFORD FOR PMHSOTHD!!!! (Post-mortem Hot Slut of the DECADE...or Day)...
Hey, MK, you should do dead hot sluts!!! Why do only living whores get the honor? Joan would have loved that shit. She was a big fag hag and an unapologetic SLUT!
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Don't forget the eyebrows!!!
She was the original chola.
and those lips!!!
and shoulder pads!!!!!!
that woman didn't need a rusty shank to cut a bitch, one look from those eyes would slice a bitch!
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Meh...wake me when they do a remake of "Dr Zhivago" starring Screech and Shenae Grimes. I'd gladly take any medication to suppress the part of my brain that governs nausea and good taste to sit through that one for sheer trashiness value.
Tiger lilly,
you do know that Bette Davis' daughter wrote a unflattering tell all too?
pot meet kettle hahahha
it's funny because she and joan loathed each other.
we need more of that.
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I'll never understand why Hollywood thinks "young" twits like Hilary Duff can act. She can't. End of story.
But then again, Hollywood deals in fiction...
Bad ass Faye speaks the truth: they should leave the classics alone. Why don't they go and make another Batman instead?
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:45pm.
Tigerlilly,
Not to mention wire coat hangers DO suck
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That hot bitch was RIGHT there.
JOAN CRAWFORD FOR PMHSOTHD!!!! (Post-mortem Hot Slut of the DECADE...or Day)...
Hey, MK, you should do dead hot sluts!!! Why do only living whores get the honor? Joan would have loved that shit. She was a big fag hag and an unapologetic SLUT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...