Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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Wait a minute....I have a friend who knows Faye...he's known her for
30 years....are we sure she said that??
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please don't spoil our delight with the use of facts.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:18pm.
that's gonna leave a lot of leftover sheet, maybe he can roll himself up in rubber and have sex with Paris.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:19pm.
I was going to guess one that likes "pearl necklaces"...
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:18pm.
IM GOING TO FUCKING PASS OUT SOON. SHES GOT A FUCKING PIECE OF CAKE IN ONE FUCKING HAND AND A JAR OF PETER PAN IN THE GODDAMN OTHER. FUCK. BUT NOT BEFORE I SAY GOODNIGHT TO MY NUMBER FUCKING ONE PRINCESS. TIGERLILLY. NO BIBLE DEVOTIONS TONIGHT I AM TOO FUCKING DRUNK.
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Hearts and flowers to my Cholly....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:18pm.
I'll just put baby oil on them.
Baby oil & rubber sheets. Yeah, I'm romantic.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:18pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:11pm.
Sugaroo fat?
You NEVER say that your getting fat, I always say I'm bulking up. And believe me I know a lot of bulked up people.
OT: This movie already sucks.
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LOL! Of course, I was just messing with you. Duff as Bonnie? Who's Clyde? Joey Fatone? *rolls Roo eyes*
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the model on ^^^^^^millionaireloves. com^^^^^^^ is more beautiful and sexy than her!
You know what I think a really classy chick is?
One with a rug burn on her chin.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:11pm.
Sugaroo fat?
You NEVER say that your getting fat, I always say I'm bulking up. And believe me I know a lot of bulked up people.
OT: This movie already sucks.
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Manson, do me the the proper thing and leave me a comment. Bitch, I love you here, let me love you there. You are a STAR!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:16pm.
Those are the GOOD sheets.
Now I have to sleep on "rubber" sheets.
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Well, then. Next time you want to have sex, just roll that sheet up, slip it on and have at it!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
IM GOING TO FUCKING PASS OUT SOON. SHES GOT A FUCKING PIECE OF CAKE IN ONE FUCKING HAND AND A JAR OF PETER PAN IN THE GODDAMN OTHER. FUCK. BUT NOT BEFORE I SAY GOODNIGHT TO MY NUMBER FUCKING ONE PRINCESS. TIGERLILLY. NO BIBLE DEVOTIONS TONIGHT I AM TOO FUCKING DRUNK.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:03pm.
Good Evening all!
This movie has mediocrity written all over it!
*Turns Tommy gun on self*
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rat-a-tat-don't my beaky friend!!!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:15pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don't want to know the similarity between both on leakage...
Come on Manson, go on shockingtube with me. Bitch I dare you. I know you are really a woman.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:13pm.
No risk of anyone moving those bedsheets either, not without salad tongs.
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Those are the GOOD sheets.
Now I have to sleep on "rubber" sheets.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:08pm.
Of course not! She's a ~classy~ lady!
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Sure she is. You know the difference between Hillary Duff and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:09pm.
Wha? Wha? Chasing ass around in a circle...Oh, I get it JELLY H8R of my fluffly fine ass...which may be a lil' poopy, but...VELVET HAMMER:
Oh, TITS, your tits are looking good today, too bad you only have two of them....Oh burn...Huh? Huh? What?????
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Ya but tigerbaby? When I get rug burn it isn't on 7 nipples.
Have you told Cholly about the 7th one yet?
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I TOLD TEAM VALTREX THAT IN CONFIDENCE...*tiger rage boiling*....Marky Mark has one too! *pouting in corner of tiger cage, covering 7th nipple with paw...*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:08pm.
I saw the porn version of Bonnie & Clyde, remaking that would be the only way Hilary Duff could make it interesting. Does she do anal?
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ROFLMFFAO!!!! I just pissed my bag.
You SICK bastard!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:08pm.
No risk of anyone moving those bedsheets either, not without salad tongs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:10pm.
Hi UA,
and Sugaroo your life doesn't suck any more than...well something that doesn't suck that much.
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Did you just call me fat?
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Hi UA,
and Sugaroo your life doesn't suck any more than...well something that doesn't suck that much.
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How the FUCK! is Hilary Duff supposed to BEGIN to try and hold a candle to Faye Dunaway? Madness, I say.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:43pm.
HAHAAAA. I WENT TO YOUR SITE AND I FUCKING REMEMBER NOW. YA I FUCKING GODDAMN HATE FAKE HAIR AND THOSE DUMBASS FAKE NAILS. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DIG A BOOGER WHEN YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF PLASTIC UP YOUR STUPID NOSE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING SENSITIVITY AND FEELING IN YOUR FINGERTIPS TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING GETTING AT. BTW IM A MAN AND HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO A GREAT FUCKING WOMAN FOR 30 MISERABLE FUCKING YEARS.
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Oh Cholly...*fanning self*...I dunno what the hell you just said or who you said it to, but TAKE ME, TAKE ME, CHOLLY...in a DListed way....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:08pm.
Of course not! She's a ~classy~ lady!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Wait a minute....I have a friend who knows Faye...he's known her for
30 years....are we sure she said that??
And Hillary Duff's version might be good....it probably could
be as good as Shelly Winter's Ma Barker film with early early de niro
that roger corman did..."Bloody Mama"
I submitted on the new one ...the director Tonya from Cypress
productions seems totally cool...so there
Wha? Wha? Chasing ass around in a circle...Oh, I get it JELLY H8R of my fluffly fine ass...which may be a lil' poopy, but...VELVET HAMMER:
Oh, TITS, your tits are looking good today, too bad you only have two of them....Oh burn...Huh? Huh? What?????
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Ya but tigerbaby? When I get rug burn it isn't on 7 nipples.
Have you told Cholly about the 7th one yet?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Home on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:05pm.
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I've covered all of my mirrors with old bedsheets. My oil painted portrait too a la Dorian Gray.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I saw the porn version of Bonnie & Clyde, remaking that would be the only way Hilary Duff could make it interesting. Does she do anal?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:06pm.
@Sugaroo
I'm doing well. Thanks! I'm working on my typing speed. Hands always seem to work better the first time around.
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I'm glad to hear that. Not that this is miles within your situation, but I just ate far too much birthday ice cream and am feeling bloated. Seeing Horseface playing Bonnie didn't help. ROWR!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
@Sugaroo
I'm doing well. Thanks! I'm working on my typing speed. Hands always seem to work better the first time around.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:59pm.
Wait! There's more.
Trenchcoat
Brylcreem
Sunglasses even at night
Highly polished patent leather shoes (to look up skirts)
Oh I could go on & on
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Uh Oh. You're a Mirror salesman! I knew it!
Faye was big into mirrors...she consulted them daily in a "Disney Evil Queenie" kinda way.
I won't lie. I still look at my face in a 3 X mag mirror every so often. Not because I'm vain but just to remind myself that, "Thank gawd I'm not not viewed 3 x in real life!"
Torture.
Pores and wrinkles and hairline, Oh My!
She's crazy, she hasn't made a decent movie in at least a decade and she's fucked up her face by going under the knife once too many. Still, Faye is dead-on about this one.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Um, are they trying to make this movie appeal to a preteen audience?
Good Evening all!
This movie has mediocrity written all over it!
*Turns Tommy gun on self*
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:00pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *bows to Charles Manson*
How are you doing, Uncle? Glad to see you!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Hello Sugaroo.....I'm right here!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Yo TV!
Hey Manimal!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Uncle Ashtray was here and I missed it? First I miss Leash and now I miss Uncle.
My life sucks.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:43pm.
HAHAAAA. I WENT TO YOUR SITE AND I FUCKING REMEMBER NOW. YA I FUCKING GODDAMN HATE FAKE HAIR AND THOSE DUMBASS FAKE NAILS. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DIG A BOOGER WHEN YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF PLASTIC UP YOUR STUPID NOSE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING SENSITIVITY AND FEELING IN YOUR FINGERTIPS TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING GETTING AT. BTW IM A MAN AND HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO A GREAT FUCKING WOMAN FOR 30 MISERABLE FUCKING YEARS.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:57pm.
Money and lack of creativity. Hollywood needs to sit the fuck down and write some original ideas out.
Submitted by Home on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:33pm.
Yum.......Aqua Velva
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Aqua Velva and booze breath. Thanks for the child toucher memory.
I owe you a wire hanger.
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Wait! There's more.
Trenchcoat
Brylcreem
Sunglasses even at night
Highly polished patent leather shoes (to look up skirts)
Oh I could go on & on
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:43pm.
Velvet hammer is SOFTENING the blows, but not really...
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I know he can't help being ugly, but he could have stayed home.
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Your coat is looking very shiny today Tigerlily, you can't even see the shit stains on your hind withers anymore.
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Wha? Wha? Chasing ass around in a circle...Oh, I get it JELLY H8R of my fluffly fine ass...which may be a lil' poopy, but...VELVET HAMMER:
Oh, TITS, your tits are looking good today, too bad you only have two of them....Oh burn...Huh? Huh? What?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
Rabbits fucked you up eh? Take comfort in knowing that Tigerlily uses bunnies to wipe her ass and their bones to pick her teeth.
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Wait, now you're saying she wipes her ass? For the joke to be funny, it has to be plausible.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
WoW! Another disastrous remake. Bonnie and Clyde...so who's playing Bonnie?
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:56pm.
Watership Down fucking scared the shit out of me when I was little. I swear, that fat, grey bastard bunny always creeped me out, with them red eyes and all...
I just don't get why Hollyweird remakes the classics. Like this one. How can you get any better than Dunaway, Beatty, Hackman and Parsons?
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Sick BURN from Dunaway. Of course, she's totally right.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
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sadly too long for a signature line.
Rabbits fucked you up eh? Take comfort in knowing that Tigerlily uses bunnies to wipe her ass and their bones to pick her teeth.
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Rabbits ARE fucked up.
Ever read "Watership Down"?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."