Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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lol Charlie, turn off the ringer on the phone, you'll be okay. wish i didnt have to diet, otherwise i'd join u and have a drink or four
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
*slow clap* Yep.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
True. The sad bit though is that some poor bastards out there aspire to that kind of suburban life & wife.
(Ugh, I need a drink)
I have a wheelchair! What? I found it:)
When I called the hospital, they hooked me up with security and he said: Well, I'm not gonna come get it. To which I replied: Alrighty, then! You have a nice evening:) I did try for one moment to persuade him to take SOME kinda action - like, make a note of it or something but really, I just couldn't bring myself to care enough...he just wanted me to care too much.
Now, I really should give to somebody...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Charlie,
Whacked, baby. Sorry to be anal.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by dragonfly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:07am.
The idiot who came up with the idea that H-Duff would make a fine "Bonnie" in the first place should be thrown off the nearest cliff. WTF?!
Ah, I get it - it's Bonnie and Clyde done by High School Musical starring Joe Jonas as Clyde. Now it all makes sense!
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With set design by Stevie Wonder and choreography by Amy Winehouse.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn Uncle Ashtray, I feel so sad for you right now! What a horrible experience.,...when you recover, we can drive halfway in Newport Beach or something, and meet to celebrate your health!
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:05am.
Damn, i guess so. I couldn't help but feel a lil better about myself that day.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:02am.
she happened to have one leg
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Eileen?
Get it.....I lean.
C'mon people..................
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
I NEVER FUCKING REALIZED SO MANY BITCHES WERE CRAZY FOR JOAN CRAWFORD. IM STILL WAITING TO GODDAMN FUCKING PASS OUT. THE OBSENCE FUCKING PHONE CALL FROM LAST NIGHT STILL HAS ME WACKED OUT.
The idiot who came up with the idea that H-Duff would make a fine "Bonnie" in the first place should be thrown off the nearest cliff. WTF?!
Ah, I get it - it's Bonnie and Clyde done by High School Musical starring Joe Jonas as Clyde. Now it all makes sense!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:02am.
You know Heather Mills?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:04am.
@TV: Woah, O - o - O!
Only in your dreams!
As real as it may see-ee-eem
It was only in your dreams!
Damn. Did I just date myself?
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No one else wants to
OHHH, SNAP!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:00am.
You're losing the wheelchair? Damn, I just ordered you a kickstand and some training wheels.
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It gets even better!
I'm going to court for the very first time on Tuesday to actually see the drunk that hit me.
My lawyer just comes out and flatly says...."Do you think you could stay in the wheelchair until after then?"
Sounds like a good lawyer but what a fucking sleaze!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:02am.
she happened to have one leg
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I take it that the cheating bf was into amputee porn?
@TV: Woah, O - o - O!
Only in your dreams!
As real as it may see-ee-eem
It was only in your dreams!
Damn. Did I just date myself?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:47pm.
OMG u guys. That reminds me of when I came back home after I graduated from college last year, I was catching up on all the hometown gossip. & found out from one of my girlfriends that this girl that was a complete BITCH to me in hs - her boyfriend of 3 yrs cheated on her with this nutter we knew from hs that would for YEARS constantly tell everyone she was pregnant, on top of that she happened to have one leg.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:00am.
@TV:
If Faye Dunaway is dead...then how did they get that quote....? Who told her? George Burns?....and the source...Miss Cleo, of course!
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I just assumed she was dead, she sure didn't put up much of a struggle.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:52pm.
You're losing the wheelchair? Damn, I just ordered you a kickstand and some training wheels.
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They've been making me walk some. I feel like Frankenstein or Cuba Gooding Jr. at the end of that diver movie when DeNiro was yelling at him
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You already dance better than Britney though.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@TV:
If Faye Dunaway is dead...then how did they get that quote....? Who told her? George Burns?....and the source...Miss Cleo, of course!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:57pm.
I'm such a fucking crip these days and I still can't get the goddamned "Handicap" placard to park.
.............and how was your day?
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They won't give me one of those Handicap placards either, and I've been using alcohol as a crutch for years.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:52pm.
You're losing the wheelchair? Damn, I just ordered you a kickstand and some training wheels.
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They've been making me walk some. I feel like Frankenstein or Cuba Gooding Jr. at the end of that diver movie when DeNiro was yelling at him.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:55pm.
ONT: Ok, so - is the whole point of the hand to be SO ridiculous that it detracts from how ridiculous Hilary looks in that roll? Cuz it's not working.
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That's Faye Dunaway's hand, flailing about as she spins in her grave.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:49pm.
I bet you were popular with the nurses!!
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I kid you not! I have one here right now! Honest!
She gave my an injection about 30 minutes ago. She leaves at 9 pm each evening. Tomorrow I go back to the hospital for more rehab bullshit. I'm 47 and my mom had to come from NYC to stay with me also until the beginning of March.
I'm such a fucking crip these days and I still can't get the goddamned "Handicap" placard to park.
.............and how was your day?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:45pm.
Hello, Team Valtrex! Stalking me again, I see:)
tsk tsk!
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Yes, but I'm dyslexic, that's why I was here first.
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Precisely, Watson!
ONT: Ok, so - is the whole point of the hand is to be SO ridiculous that it detracts from how ridiculous Hilary looks in that roll? Cuz it's not working.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:48pm.
Loved Revolutionary Road as well. Kate fucking RULED! I felt like smacking Leo at times in that movie though. Movies set in times where women are "expected" to be doting and simple piss me off because I always think "Well, if I were her..."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:47pm.
I'm pretty sure she had both sets of genitalia, but to each his own. You were probably into Blair's retarded cousin Geri too.
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Hey! Don't pick on the disabled! Wait until I lose this fucking wheelchair, then we'll pick on them together!!!!!
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You're losing the wheelchair? Damn, I just ordered you a kickstand and some training wheels.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:47pm.
I'm pretty sure she had both sets of genitalia, but to each his own. You were probably into Blair's retarded cousin Geri too.
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Hey! Don't pick on the disabled! Wait until I lose this fucking wheelchair, then we'll pick on them together!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:38pm.
Holy Shit!
The guy on Showbiz Tonight is saying that The 'A' Team is being made into a movie.
- I was under my own impression that new shit "Leverage" was a revamped "A-Team".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
She came off as a badass lezzie type, but me likey!
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I bet you were popular with the nurses!!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:45pm.
Hello, Team Valtrex! Stalking me again, I see:)
tsk tsk!
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Yes, but I'm dyslexic, that's why I was here first.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:36pm.
Have you seen Hollywierd's remake of "The Women" with Eva Mendes and Meg Ryan's fug face? Can u imagine Mendes recreating Joan's kickass bathtup scene? Why can't they just make original movies? No creative ideas out there!
P.S. Revolutionary Road is FAB! Gave me chills. The Reader is next on my list, but I think I'm gonna read the book first.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:42pm.
I'm waiting for the big screen adaptation of Facts of Life - you know there's things they didn't show on television, like Mrs. Garrett's titties or Blair eating a side of beef in a single sitting.
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Man, I wanted to fuck Jo so bad back in those days. She came off as a badass lezzie type, but me likey!
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I'm pretty sure she had both sets of genitalia, but to each his own. You were probably into Blair's retarded cousin Geri too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mickey Rourke is going to wrestle a wrestler?
Doesn't he know it was only a movie?
This guy needs to come back to reality.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Hello, Team Valtrex! Stalking me again, I see:)
tsk tsk!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:42pm.
I'm waiting for the big screen adaptation of Facts of Life - you know there's things they didn't show on television, like Mrs. Garrett's titties or Blair eating a side of beef in a single sitting.
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Man, I wanted to fuck Jo so bad back in those days. She came off as a badass lezzie type, but me likey!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:38pm.
Holy Shit!
The guy on Showbiz Tonight is saying that The 'A' Team is being made into a movie. I heard Gilligan's Island too.
WTF???????????????????????????????
Next week they will be already shooting the remake of "No Country for Old Men"
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I'm waiting for the big screen adaptation of Facts of Life - you know there's things they didn't show on television, like Mrs. Garrett's titties or Blair eating a side of beef in a single sitting.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
...THE FUCK!
Lizzie McGuire as fucking Bonnie.
Really.
This is comparable to some one like, oh, let's say Bobby Trendy playing James Bond.
Latter part of comment brought to by Matt Damon.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
Sugaroo....?
are you gas-lighting me?
you DO know I'm only funning with you don't you?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Holy Shit!
The guy on Showbiz Tonight is saying that The 'A' Team is being made into a movie. I heard Gilligan's Island too.
WTF???????????????????????????????
Next week they will be already shooting the remake of "No Country for Old Men"
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:25pm.
LMFAO I just think there could have been a better way. I have a niece and nephew who want for nothing, but I would never think of going "Here's your Christmas prezzie, but now you have to give it away."
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I'm a Joanaloonie, I realize that. There is no reasoning with me because I am right... AND YOU ARE A JELLY H8R....;-)
No, that lil' whore Christina was TRASH...TRASH!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:26pm.
TV and Uncle - you're killing me! LOL!
TITS - that wasn't nice. Jesus!
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I know. that's why it's so funny!!!!!!
dying laughing here.
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I didn't realize it's funny to tell someone they suck. It sure as heck isn't funny to be told you suck. :-( Unless Lory says it.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by haan34ome on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:19pm.
Wow, she is so sexy,but I think the model on ^^^^^^millionaireloves. com^^^^^^^ is more beautiful and sexy than her!
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Okay, who the frickety frack are you frackers that are clicking on the Spammer's links enough to keep them here? Because, all I can think is that SOME of you sperm chucker folks here click the spammer's bate and inadvertently propagate the spammers.
Anyway.
Reported like a man with a pound of coke in his pockets and tells the police he's wearing borrowed jeans as his fast and loose alibi.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:26pm.
TV and Uncle - you're killing me! LOL!
TITS - that wasn't nice. Jesus!
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I know. that's why it's so funny!!!!!!
dying laughing here.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:22pm.
Can I join the Cholly fan club?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:25pm.
LMFAO I just think there could have been a better way. I have a niece and nephew who want for nothing, but I would never think of going "Here's your Christmas prezzie, but now you have to give it away."
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
TV and Uncle - you're killing me! LOL!
TITS - that wasn't nice. Jesus!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:22pm.
IM NOT GOING ON FUCKING SHOCK TUBE ANYTHING. I GOT THE FUCKING SHOCK OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIFE WHEN THE SLOPEHEAD VIETCONG WERE FIRING AT ME AND FEED ME GODDAMN RICE AND ROACHES. I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE FUCKING GODDAMN SHOCK. IT TAKES A BOTTLE OF VODKA A DAY JUST TO KEEP FROM BLOWING SOME ASSHOLES HEAD OFF THAT LOOKS AT ME CROSSEYED.
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
Do you have a strawberry birthmark on your face?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Dear God, no. Just no.
Hi UA,
and Sugaroo your life doesn't suck any more than...well something that doesn't suck that much.
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Did you just call me fat?
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no, he said you suck.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:16pm.
Come on Manson, go on shockingtube with me. Bitch I dare you. I know you are really a woman.
IM NOT GOING ON FUCKING SHOCK TUBE ANYTHING. I GOT THE FUCKING SHOCK OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING LIFE WHEN THE SLOPEHEAD VIETCONG WERE FIRING AT ME AND FEED ME GODDAMN RICE AND ROACHES. I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE FUCKING GODDAMN SHOCK. IT TAKES A BOTTLE OF VODKA A DAY JUST TO KEEP FROM BLOWING SOME ASSHOLES HEAD OFF THAT LOOKS AT ME CROSSEYED.