Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth
There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.
Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:07am.
Getting a fucking dog or plant then.
;P
"No more wire hangers!!!!!".
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:08am.
They should use that as the new state motto!!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:05am.
Hell yeah! I dated a guy in my last year that was drop-dead hot. Like you could strip him and you'd hear angels sing. Just so refined, yet he looked like he could throw you on the bed and fuck you raw.
Well, unfortunately, he was as passionate as a cold, limp fish.
Kicked him to the motherfucking curb!
A conversation to my face is alright, but a conversation to my vajayjay is better is what I say!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:00am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Someplace like Vegas! Like, this weekend!!
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Yes, because that's where you want to go to think over a relationship in limbo.
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If the relationship can survive the worst case scenario, then it was meant to be.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE WAY FUCKING OVERRATED. YOU REACH A CERTAIN GODDAMN FUCKING POINT IN YOUR LIFE USUALLY AROUND 40 TO 50 WHERE YOU ARE LIKE GODDAMN FUCK IT. I JUST WANT SOMEONE I CAN GODDAMN LAUGH WITH AND BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH TOTALLY TRUST WITH MY FUCKING LIFE AND THEN GET IT ON WITH EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:56am.
I already AM somewhere rural and in nature. Fuck nature, I need to see some whores and drunks!
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I see, and what brings you to dlisted tonight sir? Uh huh, uh huh, and may I ask if you packed your own bags?
Please follow me to the this special room....
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
damn, venetian is right.. if the sex is bad, it's a total dealbreaker for me. I've held on to a couple relationships much longer than I technically should have just cuz the sex was toe-curlingly good. i been dickmatized ya'll
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:32am.
Go for a trip somewhere on your own for the weekend. Have a think over everything about your relationship, the memories it gives you and your honest feelings for him.
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Someplace like Vegas! Like, this weekend!!
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Yes, because that's where you want to go to think over a relationship in limbo.
And take your camera please!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:56am.
Why didn't you say so!
I sell Pussy! Hot Pussy! Cold Pussy! Sweet Pussy! Smelly Pussy! Soft Pussy! Hard Pussy! White Pussy! Black Pussy! Asian Pussy! Wet Pussy! Dry Pussy! Young Pussy! Old Pussy!
Because you seem like a gentleman, I'm slashing all my Pussys in half on a special deal offer!!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:32am.
Confession time: I'm hating my boyfriend right now. He wants to vacuum at midnight
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Your man WANTS TO VACUUM????????? shit i could use him!! send him this way.
O.T. i'm gaye for young Faye, i worship that hot bitch.
Aww hell no! Don't mess with Bonnie and Clyde! It's a fucking classic!
Dear Hollywood,
Fuck you!
Love,
kbug
Did evryone see this new doozie?:
Paris Hilton has become the laughing stock of the U.K. after claiming fiery Hell’s Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay is the Prime Minister of Britain.
The heiress apparently confused the potty-mouthed celebrity chef, 42, with actually Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Paris made the gaffe during the press conference for her new ITV2 show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.
When asked if she knew who was head of the government, 27-year-old Paris replied: “Yes, it’s Gordon Ramsay, isn’t it?”
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:51am.
Oh lawd! Older men are hot for so many reasons, but they're stubborn and selfish (no offence to any elder gentlemen here).
In your opinion, do you think that he;s afraid to talk about topics like the future etc... on the basis that it's unknown and new or that he;s just simply avoiding it?
(Well Maybe I haven't beaten you. My man is 22, I'm 20. We're idealistic at this age, according to our parents. Plus he wants to go back to France once I graduate, meaning I leave my comfort zone)
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Sorry, but fuck Vegas. Somewhere rural and in nature. No offence to there, but straight thinking isn't helped with booze... or is it?
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I already AM somewhere rural and in nature. Fuck nature, I need to see some whores and drunks!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:26am.
"The China Syndrome" just started.....I fucking love this movie. If they ever remake this movie, I'll go fucking batshit crazy mad!
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Earlier Tiger came up with the idea of remaking Whatever Happened to Baby Jane with Angilina and Aniston.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
You have plans for the future? Jesus, you got me beat by a light year. I can't even bring up the future without risk of excommunication. After more than two fucking years. Oh yeah, and he's 40.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Sorry, but fuck Vegas. Somewhere rural and in nature. No offence to there, but straight thinking isn't helped with booze... or is it?
nite, UA, and good luck
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Eileen?
Get it.....I lean.
C'mon people......
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was that the lassie from Dover?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:41am.
OK, share time, me and my bf are completely opposite parts of the spectrum. I study politics, he does mathematics. He's into completely different music, movies, books etc... He pisses me off with his lazy attitude. I piss him off with my critiques. The list goes on!
However, we love each other and we have realistic plans for our future that involve each other.
Sometimes, you just need to overlook the shit and move on to the better aspects. Compromise, talk.
If he's shit in the bed, then quit that bitch.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:42am.
Uncle has you seen the wrestler? He was AMAZING.
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I haven't seen it yet. I heard he was fantastic though.
And on that note.
Goodnight All.......I have a big day tomorrow.Thanks for the laughs!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
When are you going to marry me, Charles? Ha! So fucking funny considering my boyfriend is giving me homocidal eyes while I type this.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:43am.
I WAS A BROKEN HEARTED DUMBASS TEENAGED BOY ONCE WHEN MY BELOVED BEAUTIFUL DARLING MOTHER GAVE ME THE BEST FUCKING ADVICE EVER. IF A PERSON REALLY WANTS TO BE WITH YOU THEY WILL. END OF STORY.
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ssshhh, I want Jessica Alba to be surprised!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:32am.
MURDERING HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE SOUNDS PRETTY GODDAMN HOT TO ME. BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ARE PROBABLY WAY TOO FUCKING GODDAMN YOUNG TO PUT UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT. I WAS A BROKEN HEARTED DUMBASS TEENAGED BOY ONCE WHEN MY BELOVED BEAUTIFUL DARLING MOTHER GAVE ME THE BEST FUCKING ADVICE EVER. IF A PERSON REALLY WANTS TO BE WITH YOU THEY WILL. END OF STORY.
Uncle has you seen the wrestler? He was AMAZING.
And i concur with Rev Rd being good. The ending was very refreshing.
Leverage sucks ass. The ocean movies were bad and they made them even worse by turning them into a crappy tv show.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Joan was rumored to have come onto Mari Monroe and the other boozy, pill poppin’ floozy was rumored to have refused but booze can do strange things to you. Okay, no, booze can't make you gay but if you have any bi-sexual curiosities...a little nip might give you the nudge.
What has me stymied is why Hillary Duff could ever pull off the hard core role of the notorious "Bonnie"? Do they plan on injecting her with steroids, hallucinogens and a plethora of tooth-pick, forced open propped eye-balled viewings of "GOOD movies with GOOD acting" in order to even make the remake barely laughable?
The desperate audience that can’t hardly afford a ticket for a bit of mindless suspension of disbelief relief, suffering from job-losses, meaningless bailouts that haven’t done diddly squat for our economy, and sorely need a kinder, gentler Hollywood with perhaps less overspending (like our shitty gov is doing) and spending more on the little guy with big ideas, less price-tag and a great message to boot. I’ve watched some AMAZING independent films that put the mega monoliths to shame and THEN some to the point of embarrassment at least and contention at most.
Anyway. :)
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:32am.
Go for a trip somewhere on your own for the weekend. Have a think over everything about your relationship, the memories it gives you and your honest feelings for him.
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Someplace like Vegas! Like, this weekend!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
He's just not smart enough for me or something. I love so much about him but it's like he can't rise or some shit. Fuck, I don't know, I'm drunk.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I want to wait for this to get on youtube just to watch her get gunned down in TX.
Aw, Stoney...
Do it! Kill his face! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAha!
I'm just keeeeding! We all feel that way about people close to us at some point. Hell is other people. I'm with idiotsdrivemeloco...y'all likely need some space...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:32am.
Go for a trip somewhere on your own for the weekend. Have a think over everything about your relationship, the memories it gives you and your honest feelings for him.
If you still hate his fucking guts, kick the dipshit to the curb and move on. Tough love baby...
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:34am.
I recommend Lohan's mom for the Mrs. Garrett role, she looks like she's in her sixties and is obviously a strong parental figure. A bad one, yes, but strong.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Charlie,
You just ensured everlasting love from this whore.
Brill reply to the two by four that obviously needs to be removed from my ass,
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
If they make a facts of life movie, I nominate Jesucka Simp for the role of blair. Vapid, and quickly morphing from hot to chunky....
sorry to hear that Stoney. Take a break from him--it sounds as if you two are just at each other's last nerve
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:04am.
@TV: Woah, O - o - O!
Only in your dreams!
As real as it may see-ee-eem
It was only in your dreams!
Damn. Did I just date myself?
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No one else wants to
OHHH, SNAP!
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*AHEM!* ON TOPIC: Fuck you.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Confession time: I'm hating my boyfriend right now. He wants to vacuum at midnight and he voted for McCain. He threatens he'll leave and go out drinking at odd hours of the night if we have an argument. He has no real direction and I want to murder him in the face most of the time.
End confession.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:29am.
........and what was in that injection?
heehee
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Hopefully not truth serum. My mom would keep me up all night under the lamplight!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:23am.
awww UA, that was really sweet. Thank you!
I should warn you though, that if I enjoy your company, I'll probably become a stalker.
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A stalker of my very own!
Yes, life is getting better each day.
Now come closer. Closer.
China Syndrome? Didn't you hear? Oh yes, the remake has Kirsten Dunst in it.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
........and what was in that injection?
heehee
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:26am.
"The China Syndrome" just started.....I fucking love this movie. If they ever remake this movie, I'll go fucking batshit crazy mad!
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They're already remaking it, as a comedy starring Jackie Chan and the dumb chinese lady from MadTV.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:18am.
Listen to ur lawyer. Make sure u do whatever u can to put that bastard behind bars where he/she belongs. I hope u get better soon.
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That's the problem! This guy was already behind bars before he started driving.....he was at the Shamrock Bar, and the Lightning Bar, and a few other bars.....
All kidding aside, I just as soon leave all of this past year behind me and move on. From what I'm told....this guy has no license, no insurance, no legal immigrant status although I'm told he has 4 prior DUI's.....I do not plan on reaching any settlement other than justice. And A LOT can be said about our dear judicial system. I figure to get screwed.
But at least I have my DListed friends.
I love you guys!
LOLOLOLOL!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
"The China Syndrome" just started.....I fucking love this movie. If they ever remake this movie, I'll go fucking batshit crazy mad!
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
JHC Uncle,
Tossing hair, and donning nurses outfit. Sorry for crapping on you for spelling.
Way to make a slut feel like shit.
Feel better soonest!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:12am.
Charlie,
Whacked, baby. Sorry to be anal.
EIM SOOREY. MI MUTHER AND FAUTHER TRYED TO GIT MEA ENTO PHUCKING HUCKED ON PHONICS AND I WAUSTN BREIGHT ENOF FOR ET. SO THEY MOVED ME TO CALCULUS AND THERMODYNAMICS INSTEAD.
awww UA, that was really sweet. Thank you!
I should warn you though, that if I enjoy your company, I'll probably become a stalker.
*whispers to TV* I promise.
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
Damn Uncle Ashtray, I feel so sad for you right now! What a horrible experience.,...when you recover, we can drive halfway in Newport Beach or something, and meet to celebrate your health!
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PROMISE me you'll try to stick a refrigerator magnet to his head!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
Listen to ur lawyer. Make sure u do whatever u can to put that bastard behind bars where he/she belongs. I hope u get better soon.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:02am.
she happened to have one leg
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Eileen?
Get it.....I lean.
C'mon people..................
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You know what's worse? Tigerlilly's boyfriend's name is Claude Ballz
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:09am.
Damn Uncle Ashtray, I feel so sad for you right now! What a horrible experience.,...when you recover, we can drive halfway in Newport Beach or something, and meet to celebrate your health!
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Helloooooo PSL!!!!!
*Uncle is licking his palm and fixing his hair real handsome-like*
I think half of my body landed there. I'll just grab the rest and meet you!
Seriously, Thanks! Maybe one day. I believe I just listed another goal. Meet PSL in Newport Beach. Life is truly getting better each day.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."