Who The Fuck Is Next?
The last time we left ScarJo's singing career, she had just finished butchering a bunch of Tom Waits songs. Sad. I hope she gave them a good titty jiggle before they met their demise. Well, ScarJo's next victim is Jeff Buckley. ScarJo covered Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" for that I NEED A MAN: The Jennifer Aniston Story movie. The only thing this bitch ScarJo should cover is her fucking mouth.
Okay, ScarJo's version doesn't make me want to fuck my ears with skewers, but it's just not worthy. The bitch has the emotional depth of a crotch crouton. This shit would make sense if it was packaged with a bottle of Nytol, a glass of lukewarm milk and one of those precious body hugging pillows. She sounds like a mouth breather who just overdosed on Tylenol PM. To sleep!
And who is ScarJo the song-butcher going to go after next? If she even tries to cover the legendary musical genius of my life known as Debbie Deb, then you better stay indoors because an out-for-blood homo will be on the loose.
VIA ONTD
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OMG! I love Jeff Buckley and don't think many big name musicians should try and cover him, much less Scarlett Johannson! She stripped all of JB's passion and emotion of the song. It's terrible. Her ego must be out of control.
the village voice's pazz n' jop poll this year listed her album in it's list.... just sayin
She is horrible! She is weird looking (except for her tits & c'mon decent tits arent that hard to come by)she cannot act for shit & now we know she is also an unremarkable singer...Overrated!! Why is mediocrity so eagerly praised when it comes to celebs? Everyone wants to kiss someone elses ass & I have no idea why.
Someone needs to let her know trying to sound like a combo of Amy Winehouse & Zooey Deschanel is a bad idea especially when you dont have the chops to back it up.
Butchering Jeff Buckley?! NOW Scarjo is getting on my nerves. What a pretentious bitch.
Noooooooooooo not my favorite Jeff Buckley song!
I think she is adorable and all but please: NO MORE SINGING!
Please keep making bad career moves, ScarJo, PLEASE. That way in a couple years nobody will even remember your name. Go ahead and come out with that Leonard Cohen covers double-album you've been dreaming of, and then tour to promote it.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
I have like exactly the same shirt. I'll have to get rid of it now, although my boobs look good in it. And to think I used to like this girl - when she wasn't so famous. I liked her in Ghost World and Lost in Translation.
You suck girl, don't sing. Stay there and shake your boobs, that's your charm.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
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It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people
why cant celebrities just stick to something they know? seriously..she sucks ass
this just ain't right yo! ;/
Oh no
Leave Hank Williams alone. God damn, don't even woman. I just know she's got 'I'm so Lonesome I could Cry' in her fickeldy old' brain.
She has a decent voice. I think her song choices are telling of her personality, but I wish she would write some of her own songs. I think the piano music for this song is all wrong, but then again the original song was so fucking emotional and poignant I think it would be hard for anyone to remake it.
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ^^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
She's always had a big sloppy jaw that I've seen has been sawzalled down. Big titties but never a really fab person who has it all going on.
The lame thing is, if she weren't ScarJo, no one would let her record anything.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
Again, sorry for the rant, but Jeff's mother is royal cunt that has sold her son's soul. Fuck!!!
THANK YOU, GEEBUS! i'm glad someone said it. his mother would sell him out, and has, at every single turn. if he actually had a grave, he'd probably be fighting to get out to throttle the shit out of someone!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
My ex saw him live several times. He used to play at this hole in the wall here in Memphis once a week.
Barrister's. i miss that place, among other things.
Sweet fancy Moses! She must be stopped!
Wow, who put the idea in her head that she could carry a tune... That was murder on my ears.
Wasn't that bad but i did have to play the original immediately after to cleanse the http://www.tastescience.com/saggitalbrain.jpg
sometimes you just shouldnt TRY to do things. In my honest opinion, she wants to be seen as artsy and deep by picking these guys to cover. She just seems desperate for approval from the indie music community, despite a lack of real songwriting talent. Basically, she's trying to do the pop thing in an artsy way.
Fucking wannabe. Just stop.
She actually has a big, ugly and deufy jaw she's been managing to hide. I suspect plastic surg came round and sawzalled it.
ooh....this bitch is going DOWN!
jeff buckley deserves waaaaaaaayyyyyy better. >=[
friken "hollywood" bitches.
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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actuallllyyyy....
it's her arrangement here that sucks. it sounds like cocktail hour at the starlight motel bar. unless you are playing that shit with irony, no singer in her 20's could breathe life into it. scarlet should know better, or her producers should.
and i love jeff buckley. we did a version of 'lover, you should have come over' and singing his songs only makes you see what jewels they really are.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
Grace is my all time favourite album in the whole wide world! Scarho sounds like she's ripping off Feist except she has a man voice and it doesn't work for me at all, in fact it makes me sad and yearn for Jeff Buckley to come back to life. If Leslie Feist covered his album, I would buy it in 2 seconds.
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
OMG So Real, thanks for bringing it back, sluts.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Hey I met Jeff Buckley's dad Tim Buckley in the 60's at swarthmore
college after a show before there was a Jeff Buckley...
Jeff sounded exactly like his dad....so who's covering who?
Let Scarlett do what she wants...it's no crime to cover an artist...
all art is derivative....unless you want to penalize painters for
ripping off those who did cave paintings in lascaux france??
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye
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And you know - I haven't been able to get up to my internet fuckery today and seek this out. I was kinda fucking wondering what ScarJo was singing...and now I'm even more curious.
Ooh. I also just happened on this awesome Live on it too... http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NEiieZ50_yc&feature=related Life is good:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
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No problem. Glad I could help....:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
Jeff Buckley-So Real
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SAH-weeeeeeeeeeet.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:52pm.
Yes, I do understand your quandry when it comes to "the black kid did it", given your race, but I would simply follow up this response with either, "you know who I am, right?" or "Google me, you Dumbfuck", preferably both, and you should be fine....
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and i could also use "not my pants" along with a dismissive hand wave gesture...that should get me out of any sticky situation...
thanks tigerlilly! i love it when an exchange of ideas can work!
cheers,
letinstar ;)
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Oh God, please let her not touch 'New Year's Prayer' either...
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:21pm.
you know what....i refuse to deal with this shit...next...
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Ok, I'm liking this enough to put in my arsenal of ...
"not my pants..."
"I'm a business woman"
"The black kid did it"
"I'm researching a role"
"You know who I am right?"
and of course...
"Google me, you Dumbfuck"
These, including your post, are anything and everything I need when:
confronted by police, security bouncers
confronted by my employer or supervisor
cofronted by a lover, spouse, significant other
confronted by a family member
confronted by by a stranger for any reason whatsoever....
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tigerlily, excellent! i'm always glad when i can help out a fellow dlister...
i of course, especially like "the black kid did it"...and i will try to use it when i get stopped by the police...although it may not fly because i'm already black...but i'm willing to cross that mountain when i come to it...;)
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Yes, I do understand your quandry when it comes to "the black kid did it", given your race, but I would simply follow up this response with either, "you know who I am, right?" or "Google me, you Dumbfuck", preferably both, and you should be fine....
xoxo,
Tigerlilly
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jeff Buckley-So Real
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Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye
Jeff is turning in his grave now. This is fucking sacrilegious! She better not touch any more of his songs, especially 'Eternal Life'...
johnnysgirl: Very well said. He truly put his soul into his music and it shows.
Clarisse: That version give me goose bumps. His voice is golden.
Stoney: I'm a dork right with you!
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Just don't let her touch IcySpicy Leoncie! Dont click here you wont be able to quit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPLa5k-dTt8
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:21pm.
you know what....i refuse to deal with this shit...next...
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Ok, I'm liking this enough to put in my arsenal of ...
"not my pants..."
"I'm a business woman"
"The black kid did it"
"I'm researching a role"
"You know who I am right?"
and of course...
"Google me, you Dumbfuck"
These, including your post, are anything and everything I need when:
confronted by police, security bouncers
confronted by my employer or supervisor
cofronted by a lover, spouse, significant other
confronted by a family member
confronted by by a stranger for any reason whatsoever....
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tigerlily, excellent! i'm always glad when i can help out a fellow dlister...
i of course, especially like "the black kid did it"...and i will try to use it when i get stopped by the police...although it may not fly because i'm already black...but i'm willing to cross that mountain when i come to it...;)
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
this just makes me want to shove a giant titty in her mouth.
You cant sing with a giant titty in your mouth.
Just ask that British lady who was nursing her 15 year old. However old that creepy tot was.
No siggie! I smoked it!
DeeDee,
This shite pisses me the fuck off!
Let us leave it with Jeff's zenith....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wxj0B7vsss
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Still fuckin snowing.
She wants t be a chanteuse but can't cut it vocally.My favorite Buckley song is his remake of 'Hallelujah'.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OH, LOVER!!! I lover that song...
Of course.
But, only cool people listen to Jeff Buckley, so it fits.
LOL
Yes, I know I'm really a dork.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:18pm.
I love that song, Clarisse.
This is my favorite Jeff Buckley song:
Lover, you should come over.
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>>>>>Ohhhh God<<<<< This song gives me chills. I am in total agreement, his Best. Song. Ever. With a lot of music, I can reach a saturation point, but it never happens with JB and it specifically never happens with this song. It's the kind of thing that can save you, can bring you back into believing that human beings are noble souls if you are doubting it (and I hae me doots at times). He was channeling something transcendent through those precious lungs of his. >le sigh< I am so sad that he is gone but so happy to read comments from people who are as inspired by him as I am. He was truly unique - there can be no imitations.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:21pm.
you know what....i refuse to deal with this shit...next...
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Ok, I'm liking this enough to put in my arsenal of ...
"not my pants..."
"I'm a business woman"
"The black kid did it"
"I'm researching a role"
"You know who I am right?"
and of course...
"Google me, you Dumbfuck"
These, including your post, are anything and everything I need when:
confronted by police, security bouncers
confronted by my employer or supervisor
cofronted by a lover, spouse, significant other
confronted by a family member
confronted by by a stranger for any reason whatsoever....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I know Clarisse! ScarJo has no bizness singing,
much less attempting Jeff Buckley!
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever. Le sigh!
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Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye
The Yard of Blonde Girls, Lilac Wine, and Morning Theft. That's all I need to say.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
DeeDee!!!
One of my faves!!! My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder!!!
I am a calm soul, but this shit is sacrilege!!!
I am going to go listen to "Grace" and put this shit out of my mind! Fuck his mom though!
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Still fuckin snowing.
you know what....i refuse to deal with this shit...next...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I love that song, Clarisse.
This is my favorite Jeff Buckley song:
Lover, you should come over.
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Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye