This Kills Brain Cells
Are you feeling too smart today? Do you want to feel dumber? Well, watch this entire video and your brain cells will quickly start exploding one by one. Before you know it, you'll be babbling incoherently just like Wonky and Lady CaCa.
This brain killing clip is of Wonky "interviewing" Lady CaCa in some rundown storage room (how fitting) at a club in London during a Nokia event. Wonky talks like she has a dick in her mouth, because she usually does. Lady CaCa talks like she just gargled with a gallon of cokey water (and swallowed a lot of it). But in her defense, being that close to Wonky makes you dumb. Scientific fact.
Seriously, a frozen dog turd and a Kim Zolciak's road kill wig could have a more intelligent conversation than these two fucktards.
And make sure to watch the 1:42 mark to see Wonky's "special needs gorilla" dance.
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Paris should just pick Lady CaCa as BFF, then stop the reality show.
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She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site_____www celebmingle com____last week. Just curious! looooooooool
the icing on the cake would be if bit bit made a surprise entrance
theyre talking cause lady gaga was a huge fan of paris! if u read the latest news... it was lady gaga who wanted to meet paris!
Gaga was wishing she hadn't complimented Paris's single when Paris then suggested they work together sometime.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
They are definately high, Paris-ite's speech is slurred more than usual. And I'm suprised that customs let Wonky in to England, she prob has the bubonic plague up her vag :-/
O yeah! One more thing. I REALLY dig how it's in some kinda trashy warehouse bathroom. The whole vid reminds me of SO many teen and young adult experiences meeting cool people in the bathroom at clubs and(that totally looks like a) frat parties (bathroom) - none of whom I would ever see again but all supplied my joke arsenal for months after meeting:) Good times, good times...
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
As funny as Paris is now she is going to be HILARIOUS in a coupla years when old lady face starts to take over her tired too tanned ass - I mean face. Ha!
1:42 was worth it.
And I really do feel dumber. Thanks, MK!
PS. Even in Crack Weekly that's a Crack Hive DON'T!
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
And make sure to watch the 1:42 mark
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1:42??? *sigh* *eyeroll* *slump* *sigh*
Ok, lemme get my tea first and I'll watch it. *sigh!*
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Her sunglass is very beautiful, I think it is very popular this year, I have seen some girls on the rich dating site www. millionaireloves. com wearing it.
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paris is a nice girl...she used to date a friend's prep school roomate
he had the lower bunk....probably afraid of the drippings...
hmmm...I'll have to ask him....she only lasted 2 months at that
inst.
Unless she was making a joke.
Well, she used to remind me of christina, but hearing her talk killed that. She is cute i think but when she said paris's record was one of the best of all time, i thought she was dumb and crazy.
gaga is love.
paris is just....skank.
Seriously Gaga, you dont have to act like you like that hermaphrodite bitch.
You have more class than that...
Although your class is usually spelt with a "k". (KLASSYYYYY)
even lady gaga thought that bitch was stupid.
Afterthought: I think ppl only hang with Wonky cause she has good coke & connections LOL
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Get your blistery herp away from GaGa, Wonky!! Gotdammit she tainted every effin celeb around. Have some sense, LG!
Sorry but LG has really grown on me, I <3 her music and I think she is mahvelous. The bowtie hair, not so much.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
wtf was this? estupidas
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:02pm.
these two are dumb as fuck but I actually love CaCa's wig with the hair bow!Gots to get me one of those!
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these two are dumb as fuck but I actually love CaCa's wig with the hair bow!Gots to get me one of those!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i finally watched it but i had to turn it off when lady g says- i thought stars are blind was one of the greatest pop records. !?!??
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 5:29pm.
hahha sporks!
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I hate Lady Caca's music, but if I was a lesbian, I'd want to hump her. No jokes. She's beaaaaautiful.
Ugh. It's not even just the baby doll voice.
It's the way?
She talks?
Like everything?
Is a question?
*throws sporks at both of them*
Lady Gaga Seems cool with her new york accent.....
Paris next>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Nice of Lady Gag-a to recycle Kim's wig.
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There are just no words for this. I want her to DIE, JUST DIE!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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And oh yeah, who the fuck is "Lady Gaga???"
Wait... Paris is still alive? I figured she would've died from alcohol poisioning or untreated pelvic inflammatory disease by now.
Hahahahahahhahaha...I love that MK has filed this under "your vagina is large".
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hahaaha - this is like a bazillion other drinky girls in a bazillion other bar bathrooms... we always start chatting and loving each other hahahahaahaha - they are so NORMAL
I wish Lady Gaga would have punched Paris.
Paris is so jealous of LG for having hits, when her CD flopped.
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I loathe loathe loathe her "I'm soooooo sexy arms in the air" dance
jim, that sounds like a plan I would totally endorse. Life would be so much sweeter without these twats!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I wonder if Paris is also on the meth masquerading as diet pills shit that Mischa's on. All these bitches look like they're high off some bad shit. Wonky always talks like she has a dick in her mouth. What about that baby talk that comes from her SQUID BRAINS? She is like baby SQUID BRAINS! Lady Caca never had a chance, Wonky sucked all the brain cells out with this interview! (And I haven't even watched it, I just imagined it!)
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Did you see 1:36, where Wonky looks like a dead person? Eat something!
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I will swallow my immense hatred and say something nice. Ready?
I like that Paris is rocking the short hair. If she weren't such a despicable waste of breath, I would say that it's a good look for her and she can pull it off, but my hatred is about to spew forth again. It didn't want to stay down.
oh god. i'm so ashamed. i'm obsessed with lady gaga's music. BUT HOLY SHIT SHE IS AS DUMB AS A FUCKING ROCK. and paris hilton should never "dance". ever. never.
Maybe I'm giving her too much credit. But I kind of get the feeling she was humoring Paris.
These 2 slags went to the same obedience school???
Ok, so I'm at work and can't listen to the video but I don't think I really need to - I can imagine the dumbness...
But the phrase "special needs gorilla dance" and the tag "Your Vagina Is Large" just made my day!! Holy MK, full of win.
@SpiceDong: Is that Syd Charisse in your avatar? I heart her.
I won't lie and say that "Just Dance" is catchy, but this chick annoys the crap out of me. She dresses like Klaus Nomi after a sex change operation.
"Stars are Blind" best song ever?!?!?!?!?! I'm getting more sick of her day after day.
I had to stop the video as soon as Paris referred to her as an icon. Um, one hit wonder is more like it, and I actually like the bitch's music. And, are they high? No, seriously are they?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
yeah they TOTALLY did not know each other, even though they went to the same schools..
That was fucked.
Let's quit this bitch
Submitted by mrs bundy on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:33pm.
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS ON THAT MIDGIT SLUT'S HEAD?? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BOW? FUCKING DISCUSTING, IS IT SUPPOSED TO KEEP FROM HER BRAIN FROM FALLING OUT ON PARIS CUNTSON'S FEET? FUCK THOSE SLUTS ARE UGLY AS SIN, NASTY ASS BITCHES! JUST DANCE IS THE SHITTIEST SONG I'VE EVER WITNESSED. I WANNA RIP THAT BOW OFF HER HEAD AND SHOVE A CROWBAR UP LADY COKE MIDGIT'S ASS, THEN LET PARIS CLEAN UP THE MESS, SINCE THAT'S ALL SHE'S GOOD FOR.
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My little sister showed up to my house on Christmas with the bow made out of hair on her head... But then my little sister is 15 not 20 something.
The bow was distracting. Everytime she talked I just stared at it
Oh and it looks like Wonky shaved a little off her beak...her nose looks shorter and tiny.
they both went to the same school?
yee dogs!
I don't want to cast aspersions on ... oh who am I kidding.
I'd like to meet their english teachers and smack them but good!
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