Wednesday, January 28th 2009
Something I Thought You Should Know
A baked beans museum has opened in Port Talbot, South Wales! No, that's not Benji Madden with a mystic tan. It's Captain Beany and he has turned a room in his house into the first ever museum dedicated to the tiny fart makers. We should all quit this bitch and move to South Wales to open up a TUMS museum next to that shit. Or maybe an UnderEZ museum.
For the record, I can only eat baked beans over a hot dog and covered with melted cheese. But that's the only way I can eat most things.
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Is it Bono under the shades?
Geez, there's some crazy ass technology in them Under-Ease panties. I think I am going to hurl my dinner after reading about the replaceable filters. And they're made of 60% sheep's wool! Nothing's worse than a freshly cooked fart.
Captain Beany, a human bean, from the planet Beanus. Well, that's what he claims anyway.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Missy- no I think that is what the bean category is. I'm not 100% sure about that, but I was reading one of my eating plans and it had legumes listed so they wouldn't have to list all the beans, I guess. It was listed as a carb, but I thought they had a lot of protein, so I was surprised they put it in that category.
Submitted by OXA on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:46pm.
What is really sad is that Port Talbot already has some of the worst air quality in Europe.
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What's sad is that you actually think that's true!
There's nothing wrong with the air in Port Talbot lol! It's in Wales! Full of green fields and right next to the coast.
Try LONDON next time and you may just be slightly more closer to a fact!
What the article also misses out is that Captain Beany raises money for childrens charities, and is a registered fundraiser. To date he's raised over £100,000 running in marathons etc as "captain beany" :) THAT is the whole point of the costume etc
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:05pm.
By 'swine' do you mean that little tiny chunck of pork that is mostly fat that you might find in your can, if you are lucky?
Yes, "if you are lucky"! It seems to melt in a lot.
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Too bad we don't have a pic of his Bush ... 's Baked Beans.
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I always wonder if there were people as batshit crazy and obsessed in the olden days.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:06pm.
Legumes IS a funny word :-p
I think legumes are a type of beans though.. like not all beans are legumes..
Technical bean speak!
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You know whats a funny word? Legumes. It sounds so high class. I don't eat beans. Only legumes!
Submitted by OXA on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:54pm.
FYI
English baked beans are tomato based, like vegetarian baked beans, no swine and not sweet like US beans.
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By 'swine' do you mean that little tiny chunck of pork that is mostly fat that you might find in your can, if you are lucky?
Submitted by OXA on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:54pm.
FYI
English baked beans are tomato based, like vegetarian baked beans, no swine and not sweet like US beans.
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interesting. is this related to "bangers and beans"?
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ps: i love baked beans simmered all day with tomato sauce, mustard, thick sliced bacon and maple syrup. just, the best
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FYI
English baked beans are tomato based, like vegetarian baked beans, no swine and not sweet like US beans.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:23pm.
Classic post, classic photos..... *off to buy baked beans*
Oh here Sheeps....have some...BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPP!...of mine. Tastay!
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i have never had baked beans.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'm sure that man has never been constipated a day in his life. God bless him.
Does Captain Beany moonlight as Zero the Hero?
What is really sad is that Port Talbot already has some of the worst air quality in Europe.
I like my baked beans on toast with a fried egg on top.
oxa
jim, jealous much?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I BET CAPTAIN BEANS GETS ALOT OF PUSSY!!! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!
Baked beans are yummy on toast covered with a slice of American cheese. You have to heat the beans on the stove and let them get bubbly.
omg Captain Beany is still going?!
I live about 20 mins from there. No way am I going though!
Sometimes see him at the airport etc Always wearing that suit. My sis likes him but meh, dunno why!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:22pm.
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Classic post, classic photos..... *off to buy baked beans*
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:20pm.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I don't have gas today?
Okay, so that was lame but it made me laugh.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean to the museum in Port Talbot yet?
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Nasty, plus the Bonno look-a-like ain't doing any favors to attract visitors, no viewable bulge to criticize.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I don't have gas today?
Okay, so that was lame but it made me laugh.
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HA HA what's Danny Wallace doing with that freak.
Danny is a rich man, he doesn't need to be doing this shit.
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You are family in my eyes now dirty ass ho bag! ZOOMAY (13/01/09)
it does look like bono. haha.
speaking of gross, Hoda and Kathie are showing a new superbowl favorite: deepfried mac & cheese
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Ten bucks says he's never seen a naked woman.
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Benji Madden with a Mystic tan? NOICE.
Let's give this place a 21-fart salute!
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TheStraightMan!
Thought it was Bono too!!!
On Topic: Captain Beanie...bah...call me when Captain Weenie shows.
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Still fuckin snowing.
Thought it was Bono. Same hole in the face for a mouth
for a millisecond i thought that was Bono.
beans. a renewable fuel source
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MK, you are sending us 'over the moon' today with your hilarious posts!
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i eat baked beans every fuckin day
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I honestly thought that was Bono.
Cheers
LMAO. I'm heading over for a tour. :)
allllrighty then!
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Obviously it's a Welshman *eyeroll*
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Danny Wallace is in those pics! He wrote the book the movie "Yes man" was based on.
You think he's a size two?