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Well,One if my friends has seen his verified profile at ^^^^^^^^^^celebmingle. com^^^^^^^^^^^^, she dosent belive it and said hello to him, but got no reply. do you guys believe this?

Those Garters are HOTTT! It reminds me of my Gay/Goth best friend!! He actually could rock a hot skirt and some fishnets! A hot cop even pulled us over, and saw him in his little getup and totally put the moves on him! Up with Garters 4 Guys!!!

Uh, speaking of delete and reboot. Why are those runway models wearing swim caps?

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 3:28pm.

"how cute is that picture of Billy Bob holding his son Maddox LOL!"

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Lol... i totally agree! Seems so weird seeing it now... Billy Bob holding Maddox! Wonder if he'll ever know Billy Bob was his dad BEFORE stu-pitt came into the picture !!

Ofcourse whoregelina wants to work with him, it's just a way to get to fuck him again and how cute is that picture of Billy Bob holding his son Maddox LOL!

Hey Stu-pitt Billy Bob called he wants his son back.

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So st cuntalina plans to work with her ex-husband again? Interesting, I remember a year ago Brad was going to work with Gwenyth again, but that suddenly got canceled! Rumor is cuntalina wouldn't have it! I think Brad puts up with this because St ange probably emotionally abuses him with threats that he'll never see his children again if he leaves her or goes against her demands! This happened to a friend of mine once, he wasn't married to the bitch either, but eventually he left and took her to court! Not sure what happened with the kid, but now he's married to someone else.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:12pm.

It's not fair that men have better legs and butts than women. I had a male friend that every once in a while liked to dress up as a woman and when we'd be walking down the street he'd get the looks. Not exactly a boost to the ego.

I totally disagree with that. In general (note, there are exceptions), most guys have smaller butts--some shapely, a good number have none at all or an almost concave butt. Being athletic helps since they'll work out the butt muscles. Your friend may be an exception. Interesting friend you've got there...so is he openly drag or just for kicks once in a while?? :/

No, I'm pretty sure the blind item was about a recently engaged couple where the male was a football player and the girl was talking to her ex. That's why guesses were Kim Kardashian, Giselle, etc.

Yeah, because most normal people, fans of faggotry or not, wouldn't run right the hell out of the room if a guy took off his jeans and revealed that shit.

I think I must be getting old or I'm too vanilla or something, but I have no problem with the fact that some things just look better on the female body. Jennifer Aniston's ass in lace? Sign me up. Jared Leto's ass in lace? Put a clothespin on my balls so I won't laugh my ass off.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

*leans in and whispers*

I think the guy on the right looks kind of hot.

*giggles and runs away*

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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:21pm.

who.. angelina voight? heh heh heh

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gee, the bisexual fashion surprise. how original. John Galliano should dress some bears and cows in garters. that might be interesting

or asparagus and mellon balls

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It's not fair that men have better legs and butts than women. I had a male friend that every once in a while liked to dress up as a woman and when we'd be walking down the street he'd get the looks. Not exactly a boost to the ego.

I have that hosiery in mauve.

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St. Angie was so much cooler when she was with Billy Bob.

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So Billy Bob and Angie want to work together again?

Can't wait for this to happen, she's going to go back to him because the sex is so amazing. Vomits.

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It's a freaking recession and some dumbass decided to waste money on this foolishness. The designer needs to be shot and the poor model looks pissed off as he has every right to be.

Billy Bob - his character in Bad Santa, I'd totally party with him.

No worries CLarisse I got my ass banned from Celebcunty too. Thin skinned and vanilla over there. Ha ha.

And speaking of thinned noses Eva Mendez was on the cover of Allure a recently. they did that thing where they post pictures from throughout the cover girl's life.. and she comments. Someone on their staff got a high school pic of her and her nose was seriously unrecognizable. She looked nothing like now. It was insane. I sorta like her though so.

That story about Oliva Newton's ex fascinates me. I clicked on the website in that linked article dedicated to finding him and it looks like they are close to tracking him down. They of course are looking at every IP who is clicking on it and I should wonder if I find people outside my door, haha. I cannot imagine leaving anyone, much less a child over a fucking insurance policy.

WHATS UP WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING RUNWAY SHOWS. EVEN THE WOMANS STUPID GODDAMN CLOTHS. LIKE ANYONE WOULD FUCKING EVEN GO OUT TO THEIR DUMBASS MAILBOX DRESSED LIKE THAT.

Billy Bob wants to work with Angie, cuz he knows that she can't keep her hands and vage off of her co-stars, and considering how freeking steamy and spontanious their sex life seemed to be, I'm sure she's jonezing for a good fuck.

Let's hear it for the "Return to The Sun King" fashions for men and the big laughs they are providing for us all. Those guys don't look happy and who could blame them. They look like their mommy's closet exploded all over them.

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For some reason I think Billy Bob Thornton was playing himself in Bad Santa. LOL

He prolly told Angie Ho to fuck off when she tried to steal his soul and cut off his balls

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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:32am.
deb, ya, angie's nose is shrinking along with brad's balls.

Ba-DUM!! Good one! Yeah, Billy Bob seems cool. I'll bet he has some great stories about Angie.

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Hey Miss Priss! These photos remind me of "The Forty Year Old Virgin", with the "I know you're gay because" part.

Hey parissucksliterally! I feel the same about Rhianna, and I'm proud to say I've never heard one of her songs in its entirety.

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gay pirates

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...and by "work with", BBT means fuck.

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Still fuckin snowing.

How to truly leave your mark on the 150th anniversary of Darwin 'Origin of the Species'. We've come a very long way people.

rihanna was cute when she first started, now she is looking more butchassness.

john galliano is such a freak LOL

deb, ya, angie's nose is shrinking along with brad's balls.

billie bob. looks dirrrty. but i'd let em buy me a beer

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Deb, Angie has definitely had a 2nd nose job after Billy Bob.

I want to slap Rhianna too. Something about that chick annoys the fuck out of me.

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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:21am.
FASHION FAGGOTRY!!!

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LMAO and ditto!!!

Hi Deb! =0)

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Unbelievable. I left the house this morning wearing exactly what the guy on the right is wearing.

Anybody else think that Angie's nose looked thicker when she was with Billy-Bob?
He actually seems pretty cool. I wouldn't mind having a beer or 2 with him.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 11:25am.
I think that's the Hellraiser headpiece without the pins.

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I think that's the Hellraiser headpiece without the pins.

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are those pink cornrows?

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THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.

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How did I know this had to be some John Galliano fuckery? How silly.
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