Wednesday, January 28th 2009

Faggotry!

The current Miss Croatia and one of the semi-finalists of Miss World has pissed off some bitches after she said some fucked up shit on Croatia's highest rated show Red Carpet. When asked by the show's host if Mr. Croatia (the Ken Doll on the right) wanted her ass, she replied, "Faggotry is taking a stride in this country if it's news every time a guy gets turned on by a girl."

I should be offended and appalled, but my laughs drowned those feelings out after I read the word "faggotry." I was searching for a way to describe to my mother what I do all day. And now I have one. Thank you, Miss Croatia.

I'm guessing faggotry is related to fuckery? Maybe it's fuckery's stepbrother? You know, the one who always wants to show the family his Santa Baby routine during Christmas. And sashays around the house with a tiara on. WAIT. A tiara that looks exactly like Miss Croatia's. Now, who's committing faggotry?

And here's a picture of Fuckery and Faggotry at Christmastimes together.

Source VIA ONTD

Thanks Karyn

Posted by: Michael K


Jadedkitten's picture

Guess who's got a new favorite word

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UKer's picture

Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:37am.
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that wasn't snarky, that was straight up homophobic, if MK wasn't so busy laughing, he'd be calling her a cunt.

carefreea's picture

Gays? In that side of the world? Astonishing. As much as her bad nose job. Or is that natural?

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Bossy's picture

hahaha awesome snarky response from Miss Croatia, love it and she's apparently stumping some of you pre-coffee dlisted people

Hekki's picture

Submitted by cortomaltese: "That was a very loose translation. She spoke in Croatian and did not use a very nice word, however she did not say "faggotry"...so not a huge deal here."

Thank you for that explanation. I was REALLY wondering about how she would actually come up with the word "faggotry". Most native English speakers would not have come up with that (well, maybe MK or another Dlister) and certainly not a Croatian beauty pageant contestant. No offense to Croatians, since her English is intelligible and my Croatian is nonexistent.

The only non-native English speaker who could have done that would be Vladimir Nabokov. And apparently, the translator.

Sing with me now, Fuckery and Faggotry, live together in perfect harmony....

That's your tale; I sit on mine.

Manimal5's picture

"Faggotry is taking a stride in this country if it's news every time a guy gets turned on by a girl."

I think she's trying to say that there's so many gays in this country that it's BIG news if if a hetero is found.

I think that guy is wearing panties.

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Cunty LaRue's picture

That's kind of weird because she looks like a drag queen.

Drip van Wrinkle's picture

I thought faggotry was an old word. Maybe it's born-again. Maybe it should be Royal Faggontry.

christine the hoff's picture

haaaahaaaa/111

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

The queen(ken doll) is gorgeous - are there nude photos?

MarkyMark7's picture

He is WAAYYYYYYY prettier than she is!

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Submitted by jackymoney on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:08am.

Oh shit the barrage of spam is coming in early today.

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:06am.
who knows what she's trying to say, none of us speaks stupid cunt language.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Perhaps the fish and the queen are good sisters!

She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on ***wealthy meet up. c om***, a hot hook-up club for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!?

That was a very loose translation. She spoke in Croatian and did not use a very nice word, however she did not say "faggotry"...so not a huge deal here.

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 10:06am.
So is she saying the guy is gay if he doesn't like her ? I'm not sure what she's trying to say.

I think she's saying if he had to ask that question then the Croatia is turning gay.

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Mysmichelle's picture

So is she saying the guy is gay if he doesn't like her ? I'm not sure what she's trying to say.

mike's picture

Right. She's just been screwed over one too many times by free-spending male German tourists. That, or she has a local reputation for frigidity.

KD's picture

Love Anderson- I call in Stupid sometimes. "Hello, I'm stupid today. Trust me, you don't want me to come in and mess anything up."

UKer's picture

MK you slay me.
I can't believe i clicked on that link knowing full well what was coming.
damn you're a funny bitch!
I don't tell you this often enough, but you are the funniest person on the internet, you should be more famous than you are.

That was a very loose translation, she was speaking in Croatian and did not use a very nice word, however she did not say "faggotry"...so not really a huge deal here

KD's picture

And here I though Faggotry was a convent for gay men.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Well then, I am calling in Faggotry one day.
I tried calling in Fuckery but two other people beat me to it that day.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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iHeartHaters's picture

He looks like a young, studly Robert Stack. Now I got the urge to watch Unsolved Mysteries.

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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Hekki's picture

Clem: Aha. Well then, someone taught her that word. Hmmmph.

Nanners's picture

Mr. Croatia should become Mrs. Ryan Seacrest.

"Faggotry" sounds so old school. Like something an 89 year old man would say.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:55am.

Was she speaking English when she said "faggotry", or was that a loose translation? Because if she said that in English, I am impressed by her command of the English language!

Yes her "command" of the english language is enviable.NOT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8KVmoO8yqc
At one point i think she says she played french whore (or it could be I just have a dirty mind)

soul's picture

maybe guys don't turn HER on. whata itch.
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madam s.'s picture

MK,

You should wear a crown and a cape at all times, and every time you enter someplace have a friend introduce you with "His Majesty, King of Faggotry!". (He should yell this in a British accent after sounding a bugle).

Knuckles_Johnson's picture

Speaking of faggotry, Mr. Croatia looks like Katie Holmes.

KD's picture

Well, that was a really dumb question to ask.

Mysmichelle's picture

iHeartHaters......hell yeah

madam s.'s picture

The reason the "Red Carpet" is Croatia's highest rated show is because it's all about Rojo Caliente's pubic hair.

Hekki's picture

Was she speaking English when she said "faggotry", or was that a loose translation? Because if she said that in English, I am impressed by her command of the English language!

putsomestankonit's picture

Way to keep it klassy!

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iHeartHaters's picture

Faggotry is the new fuckery.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Hekki's picture

Oh no she di'i'nt!