Wednesday, January 28th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 27th!
Hi. I'm Unfuckable and this is my little brother Unemployable - The Hoople
Runners-up:
Adolf Hitler Campbell (left) and his sister JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell enjoy a much-anticipated Christmas reunion. Separated at a young age, they have yet to locate little sister Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. - Prommom
"A Christmas Story 2009: Ralphie & Randy, Where Are They Now?" - Boozehag
Sledge decided to go "DRUG FREE" a long time ago, so he wouldn't end up like his brother, Elliot Richard III - Anonymous101
Source: Josh Highland
Thanks Ben
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The Hoople!! Thanks for the hearty laugh I just had....really good & true
Prommy? Thanks.
Main funnyman Hoople!! Excellentos! Congrats Prommy, Boozey and Anony. Great stuff!
That was fucking awesome.
Aww shucks
::kicks at the gravel::
Thanks folks for your kind words
XOXOXOXOOPLE
Hoop sinks a three pointer!
Congrats man.
the DUDE! abides...
Brilliant, the hoople! Congrats to all the winners!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
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good job winners! Someone please tell me, is that Perez? It looks a lot like him.
Awesome job everyone! I loved the Christmas story one LOLOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
buddy on the left got his boyfriend that sweater from his cell mate in c-block
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"I don't mean to sound sleazy but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
Ha ha! I totally drew a blank on this one. Congratulations to all (love it, prommom) for kickass captions!! lmao
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Congrats to all you funny sex hookers!
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
These are the best comments EVA!
Congrats winners!!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
whats funny is this, youre all talking shit about dave hayes. hes the nicest dude youd ever meet. seriously. just dont be on his bad side! but seriously, nicest dude ever. and from detroit!
courage crew, xtyrantx. act like you know
The Little Drummer Boi
* "I'm dreaming ov va Reich Christmas.
Just like za vones I used to know."
* "You know poodle, when I said you should tattoo our anniversary on you're face so you wouldn't forget, I didn't mean that literally."
Kanye's NEW LINE YO!!!!!!!!!! LET HIM BE GREAT!!!!!
Little Havana and South Beach settled their differences and Miami enjoyed a peaceful Christmas this year.
50 Cent's brotha from another mutha, 13 Cent, just got himself a hot blond bitch now that he's drug free and out of jail.
believe it or not, 50% of gangstas jumped at the opportunity to "call in gay"
Josh Duggar and his "boy toy" Justin Timberlake, circa Xmas 2012.
Perez Hilton, the true hollywood story!
Uh Mom and Dad, remember I told you I had a pen pal? And that he was sending us a Christmas gift? Well guess what!
Steelers fans ~~ no doubt!!!
Drug free my ass!!! Anyone who wears a fucking Christmas sweater and a shirt that says "drug free"
are definitely NOT drug free!
Even white supremacists have grandmas who love them.
They knew the boxes got mixed up and agreed to switch sweaters when they got home so they wouldn't hurt Gram Grams feelings.
I don't know which one's unluckier
After 10 years of not speaking, Perezhilton and his brother decided to enjoy the holidays, despite their differences
Gazza should have been more specific when he asked Santa for a teen on his face.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Despite massive skepticism. Richard Simmons' prison outreach program was a raving success.
Ugly sweater Bible Study in cell block 9
Hey Everybody! My brother Snake wants to know if his outfit makes him look like an ex junkie, thief and pyschopathic murdering gang member. Hahaha...hahahaha...ha.
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Few people know that Patrick Stewart and Wayne Newton were college room mates.
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Brit Brit must be so proud of her little boys even after all these years...
Yeah, my Mom is cool. She always gets me the perfect present for Christmas.
The marriage of Queer Alliance and the Aryan Nation.
Bobby in Mississippi: Mom, this is the new foreign exchange student from New Zealand. He has kindly offered to teach me how he tends to the sheep there.
Mr. Drug Free found out that tossing Perez's salad leaves a lasting impression.
Perez and his new douchebag boyfriend at christmas dinner...both sweaters are made by their abuelitas.
He asked for a 13, but they drew...a 13!
Well like anyone else, opposites attract. My boyfriend beats up dogs at soccer games. I stay home and bake cookies and knit. It works.
Mom can my friend Dirk here sleep over? He doesn't use drugs?
Seasons Greetings & Happy New Year!
Kyle & Barry
2009 - 4 years!
Vote No on Prop 8
I'm so embarassed about the number of times I've secretly blown this guy. I feel like it's written all over my face.
Be neutral- be Sweden about it
I'm not shocked that the mistletoe is on the back of the sweater...........
And it was after that horrible break-up that Perez decided to ditch the sweater, dye his hair pink and start loving himself. A lot.
SEASONS GREETINGS FROM THE FORMER METH HEAD AND THE DEFROCKED PRIEST: WHO SAID IT WOULDNT LAST!